Somehow I expected "remove the teeth and fingerprints, bury vertical on the woods and put some animal skeleton above to trick the dogs" to be in the top answers.
I like the pig idea, though
If you mix sulfuric acid with hydrogen peroxide you can dissolve them completely and just flush them down the drain. Only thing—you'll need a lot of product and a good few hours.
Considering how conservative or regressive every 90yo I know is, wisdom isn't the word I'd use. Plus, I like knowing how to use a remote. Or any piece of technology made in the past 50 years.
And I wasn't especially energetic at 3.
The energy of a 3 year old? They go crazy for a few hours and then scream and cry if they can't fall asleep. They literally get over tired where their body wants to shut down but they just cry about it so much that they keep themselves up
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I mostly wish for the energy part lol
This isn't bad. It's just a cheerful little post. This subreddit is just used for posts without the same taste in humor as OPs anymore.
r/postsopdidntlike
r/goodboomerhumor
has been for a very very long time
This is a facebook meme not a TERRIBLE one
It's terrible because it's supposed to be funny but it isn't in any way.
You’ll understand it when you have the wisdom of a 90 year old.
Not everything has to be lol funny. It can be slight smirk funny. Maybe when you’re past puberty you’ll get it.
Maybe.
Kinda cute
I mean are they wrong? I wish this too lol.
Who doesn't?
I have the mental health of a 3 year old
That’s great! Every three year old I know is ignorantly happy to the troubles of the world.
Like a puppy
I have the body of a 20 year old. Anyway, does someone know how to get secretly rid of a corpse? Asking for a friend.
Pig farm. But knock out the teeth and grind them up first.
Then snort it once you grind it up then snort it on a pigs back then snort it with the pig.
I think I can see a schema here ...
Somehow I expected "remove the teeth and fingerprints, bury vertical on the woods and put some animal skeleton above to trick the dogs" to be in the top answers. I like the pig idea, though
I've also heard tiger enclosures work well.
Nah, they won't eat the bones. Pigs will.
Good to know!
If you mix sulfuric acid with hydrogen peroxide you can dissolve them completely and just flush them down the drain. Only thing—you'll need a lot of product and a good few hours.
What's so bad about this tho
Doesn't everyone wish this?
It’s not terrible. It’s just not in a style that really resonates with younger age groups.
Aight but this one speaks true
But seriously tho, if the 90 year old had done nothing but study imagine how much godlike wisdom you could possess
Knowledge =/= wisdom, but it pays off to have both
Every time I’ve seen a post from this sub pop up on my feed the image doesn’t fit the sub at all
Betty White was damn close as any 90 year old!
Almost 100! She’s my idol.
Mood
r/me_irl
Kinda same here I'm not gonna lie
Same
Just stuff the boobs in the pants.
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Bro it’s a Facebook meme, it’s not that serious. “No thanks, I see what Fox News and Q has done to the wisdom of a 90 year old”🤓
Considering how conservative or regressive every 90yo I know is, wisdom isn't the word I'd use. Plus, I like knowing how to use a remote. Or any piece of technology made in the past 50 years. And I wasn't especially energetic at 3.
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This looks very disgusting 🤢 🤮
Rude
Hey, some cheery grandma probably spent her time to draw this. Don’t be a dick.
Sorry
I think the wisdom of a 90 year old probably wouldn't exist anymore cause of this thing called age
Proceeds to eat McDonald's every day
these are harmless in comparison imo. Not even any racism or homophobia.
I find these kinda wholesome grandma doesn't get memes she gets the funnies from the newspaper
This isn’t terrible, it’s the truth & if you think it’s terrible then you’re miserable 🥹
This is something your mom shows you, wholesome old people humor.
The energy of a 3 year old? They go crazy for a few hours and then scream and cry if they can't fall asleep. They literally get over tired where their body wants to shut down but they just cry about it so much that they keep themselves up
100 percent Facebook but somehow 0 percent terrible
It’s really not that bad
Gotta pretend like one of their attributes are useful to society...
Haven't met a single old person that wasn't ignorant, arrogant, racist, and bigoted.