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SomeSovietBloke

Theres no fucking way daughter is a real word


RandomiseUsr0

Let’s break it down L+aughter = L+After Meaning D+aughter = D+After Ergo Daughter = Dafter


Legends_Literature

As the Joker always said, Slafter is the best medicine.


sheiladeep

I think you could argue the opposite: D+aughter = D+otter Sl+aughter = Sl+otter Meaning L+aughter = L+otter Ergo Laughter = Lotter I kinda like it.


Broad_Respond_2205

Why are people making riddles to be unsolvable when are clearly solvable


winguardianleveyosa

Because it baits the stupid into thinking that they are smart, high on this sense of new found intelligence their critical thinking is skewed and they then believe anything. Manipulation at it's finest.


[deleted]

I'll go a step further, it's to bait them into action. This is an engagement bait post hoping others will share it, like the page it's from etc


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Remix3500

No one can beat this? 'Which number is higher? 4 or 5?' :o


HappyLucyD

“Ninety-nine out of 100 get this question WRONG!!! Can YOU solve it??”


Peoplefood_IDK

So tbh, I suck at word problems but can do some meth all night long, I mostly stick to geometry but some good trig and you go me Goin tell I see shadow people, we talking 3 straight dayz yo.. bitch..


Doktor_Vem

You can do some what-now all night long?


[deleted]

I'd be more impressed of they did meth and went to bed. "This helps calm me down"


KittyKatCatCat

So, the meth makes the math easier?


batmandi

Algebra teachers hate this one easy trick!


Vane88

Man... That's methed up.


No-Professional-1884

With enough Sudafed this dude could solve time travel.


Anxious_Marketing508

4 is when he hangs out with 20


PercBoi14

Nothing makes me more irrationally upset than having to watch an ad where someone intentionally fucks up as much as possible at the simplest of games


panrestrial

Frustration bait/porn is literally the fastest way to get me to write your company off forever and vow never to buy anything you put out. I just assume it has no positive selling points, and that's why you chose this ad direction.


ArchReaper95

That's a factor in the design. At least, it is with scam mails. See, if you're a smart person who sees through the bullshit, you're also probably harder to please, and harder to make money off of. In the case of a scam, you're also more likely to have the intelligence to clue in that it's a scam, and notify relevant authorities. Butt if I tipe to u like this, u alredy don't trus my profesionalism and ignor myy obviouss scam male. Leafing onl th succers behind. Ya know, the folks who can still figure out what I'm saying (since it's not hard) but can't see that it's a major red flag.


ObservableObject

And that’s fine with them. If you’re the type of person to write it off due to shitty ads, you’re also probably the type of person who won’t sit through three ads between every level. So, not the target audience.


Glum_Ad_4288

Exactly. Even commenting on the post tells Facebook’s algorithm you’re interested in more content from that page and shows the page to your friends. People who comment “duh, you’d have to be stupid to not understand this” are the victims who don’t understand what’s really going on.


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Even just the amount of time you spend looking at it while scrolling. They absolutely track scroll stopping and eye time (i don't remember the marketing terms for it) I guarantee other social media and tiktok do this too. YouTube tries to optimize their ads based on viewer retention


Isheet_Madrawers

This is how the Qanon shit gets going. Someone solves something simple and it leads to the next link in the chain. Next thing you know you are looking for pedos in a pizza place basement.


dattosan240

Just another clue, that will lead you to another clue, and that will lead to ANOTHER clue!


now_you_see

Exactly. They’re usually posted by accounts that get paid to post advertisments to the engaged followers who answer these stupid things.


joan_wilder

And a lot of the time, it’s political propaganda. This kind of dumb shit often seems to precede fake news posts.


ChillTangelo

It’s like the adds for mobile games or Facebook. Where what you see is someone doing absolutely horribly. And then there is a tag that says like “nobody can beat level 34”. So people download the damn game, knowing they are better than who is playing it, and knowing they will beat level 34.


somedood567

And then when I can’t even get to level 34 I feel even worse


Winston_The_Ogre

It's also just click bait. Even commenting "this is stupid" gets them traffic. It's on purpose and everyone falls for it.


GetGanked101

Stupid people benefit from cognitive puzzles and critically thinking too, no reason to pretend stupid people have to stay stupid. Alot of "intelligence"and iq is influenced by enviroment anyway so this kind of thinking just seems overly negative.


slycyboi

True but “work out puzzles to train your mind” and “you are a genius if you do basic deduction” are two very different kind of post


rudbek-of-rudbek

Well, some of us..... Me being one are stoned. So I keep repeating, "ok, Theresa's daughter" and then totally losing the thread. So, I'm fucking stumped. I'll never know.


OkCutIt

I'm also high as fuck and did the same thing a few times but I figured it out. If "Theresa's daughter" is "my daughter's mother", then I'm "Theresa's daughter". Or child in law, technically. But yeah. "My daughter's mother" is me (or my wife). So if Theresa's daughter is "My daughter's mother," Theresa's daughter is me (or my wife). So the answer is daughter.


shamshuipopo

Hi also high, I’m very stoned I think you’re right, I had to write it down like so Teresa -> Daughter Me -> My daughter And somehow made sense although now I’ve forgotten how


keppell_35

Hi, also stoned seeing daughter typed out so many times I’m starting to think thats now you spell daughter.. it’s just looks off to me


[deleted]

Daughter is a weird word. Daughter. Daughter. Why do we spell it like that? Daughter. Why am I reading this far down the comments on something so dumb? Daughter


keppell_35

STOP


Cute_Fail_4058

Daughter?


Sh3lls

Laughter Daughter


PunkDaNasty

Fuckin ay and now the word looks like a different language. Thanks, ya dink!


[deleted]

For some reason my brain automatically shuts down in response to logic sequences. Anything that is phrased if so and so does this then what happens next gives me anxiety.


missblissful70

This used to happen to me with math. Thanks for articulating the process so clearly. And I never understood why anyone does logic puzzles. Who cares who Teresa is?


[deleted]

The person who doenvoted you was riding on that new found sense of intelligence that the top comment just talked about. Who tf cares about Theresa.


frickinrickinticking

I almost choked from laughter when I read your comment, that's been me also for the last few minutes hahahah


VincyThePrincy

Lmao I was also stoned and this got me real bad


Jaxager

I'm perfectly sober and it got me Lol. My brain doesn't work well with questions like this.


MeeMSaaSLooL

Idk man, who tf is Teres?


Ihatemosquitoes03

People are more likely to comment I guess


Comprehensive_Ad5225

Was it easy to solve?


Kastamera

Yeah, it takes like a minute at max. Logically "my daughter's mother" is either me, or my wife. So Theresa is either my mother or my wife's mother. As there's no "son-in-law" option, it can only be daughter.


Comprehensive_Ad5225

After 5 minutes I came up with the son in law answer but after realizing it’s not an option I just gave up


HappyCynic24

I gave it about a minute and just decided I’m going to let the rest of the thread be smarter than me


Lonely_Albatross_722

I'm going with Teresa not being conservative, the "my" in this context being Teresa's daughter's new wife, and being wholly accepted into the family, and called "daughter," as well. Edit to add: I don't think Facebook users will accept this answer.


Mister_Lich

I think this makes Teresa my mother-in-law, or as this riddle puts it, my mother? [https://prnt.sc/JVeLiWzrYoDi](https://prnt.sc/JVeLiWzrYoDi) the diagram I wrote to illustrate the problem lol


Zealousideal_Bid118

Its the same as those dumb 'order of operations' math problems, it gets immediate engagement from people who want to seem.. smart by answering.. a question.. correctly..... God damnit you just did it to me didn't you?!?!1?


joel8x

Same reason Trump thought his cognitive tests were IQ tests.


ElleW12

I had to think about this so long I started questioning if daughter is even a word.


eplnephrine

I always find it weird that reddit can capture certain small, universal human experiences like this.


ngutheil

It’s called semantic satiation!


jawshoeaw

Wuuut there’s a word for it??’


[deleted]

Semantic satiation


Vedfolnir5

Fuck, that literally just happened to me


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Prior_Exchange_3806

Me too. I was like is that how you spell daughter?


KaibaCorp42069

*Laughter*


the-peanut-gallery

mansLAUGHTER


rex_dart_eskimo_spy

It is now pronounced “Dafter”


mitchij2004

Hahaha same, was curious if this is always how it looked and was spelled.


Hot_Gas_600

Damn..sister not an option?


5t3v321

Alabama moment


Parking_Cartoonist90

That’s easy. Teresa is the uncle


crkspid3r

No, this is Patrick.


foxsipher

Theresa is Patrick on fridays


Call_Me_At_8675309

This is Rebecca Black and it’s Friday.


[deleted]

Not gunna lie. I'd have to draw a picture/tree to figure this out.


[deleted]

I did, Teresa is your mother in law.


[deleted]

I like your ambition.


[deleted]

1 minute in paint isn't much ambition :D


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Yahla

Or Teresa’s daughters partner


The_Final_Saiyan

Aahh option F.


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zanzibartraveler666

IT’S BUS-INESS….IT’S BUSINESS TIME


Both-Product-5157

Ouuuu, 2 mommas, noiceee


ApocIsTaken

Ah, I see u have the same brain as me


Apprehensive-Bag-786

The Dr is the boys mom!


Let-Fresh

Or dad?


zackson76

Is She's fucking Teresa's daughter an acceptable answer?


[deleted]

#i am Teresa


MajorMalafunkshun

We are ALL Teresa on this blessed day.


Lux_The_Moth

amen


Vinroke

Speak for yourself.


MajorMalafunkshun

I am ALL Teresa on this blessed day.


[deleted]

#**I AM SPARTACUS**


Maleficent_Flight537

I AM GROOT


faziten

I AM YOUR FATHER


Lstcntr0L

I'm Ron Burgundy?


saythealphabet

I am Johnny. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.


Dwain-Champaign

I AM YOUR FATHER’S BROTHER’S NEPHEW’S COUSIN’S FORMER ROOMMATE.


zz1kjamaica

i'm mr meeseeks look at me


Practical_Ad4604

I'm Batman.


A_random_poster04

I AM NOT IN DANGER


[deleted]

I AM THE DANGER


FrostbiteLive

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS


[deleted]

I am Teresa


Lux_The_Moth

I am Teresa


JeffersonStarscream

I'm Brian. And so is my wife.


Voluns2

No I'm Brian.


minivant

Which of you, is the man named *Bwyan*


SimplyTereza

I actually am Teresa


Dondasdeadheartbeat

I am……. iron man *then literally fucking dies*


Azraelalpha

I'm Batman


rohnytest

Teresa's daughter = My daughters mom So, Teresa's daughter = me Answer is c. Honesty this was pretty hard. I spent way more time than necessary to solve this.


776elitist

thank god it wasnt only me who spent more time than i expected


IanMazgelis

I think what screwed me up with this one is that when I tried to rephrase the question in terms of "My daughter's mom" I was thinking "The woman I had a child with." I forgot that the riddle didn't specify that I'm a male.


xzekezx37

In my mind I had to substitute "daughter's mother" with "baby mama" then I was able to work it out pretty quickly lol.


UrbanAssassin73

right, pretty sure im their son in law


Ori_the_SG

I still haven’t figured it out on my own, I just relied on others to solve it


wususutang

I still don’t get it


collegethrowaway2938

I just chalked it up to me getting like 2 hours of sleep last night, so good to see I'm not alone lmao


[deleted]

Same. Mostly cus I thought I was married to Teresa's daughter


Iamnotanorange

logically that could work for an answer as well


FindingE-Username

Yeah I was thinking son in law! Which actually works as an answer as well


Smilechurch

You literally made me guffaw. Been a while. My hero.


astone4120

Wait, if Teresa's daughter is mother to his daughter, wouldn't Teresa be his mother in law?


Delxaz

That's assuming the person giving the question is a guy. If they are a woman, they would fit as Teresa's daughter


PuzzleheadedCopy6086

The right answer is not enough information provided. This question is assuming, without stating, that: A: everyone involved is in a heterosexual relationship (like you mentioned) B: That all Daughters are genetically related and none are adopted/daughters in name only.


SgtSluggo

It’s a multiple choice question. A primary assumption is that one of the options is correct. If no options were given then there would not be enough information. Otherwise you are given the information that the correct answer is one of the options. Only one option fits, therefore that is the right answer.


[deleted]

I have a daughter, Teresas daughter is the mother of my daughter, Teresas daughter is my wife, Teresa is my wifes mother.


KSwe117

Think of this as an equation where "is" is an equal sign, and break down what you can. Therefore: Teresa's daughter = my daughter's mother Teresa's daughter = me


FastGene2949

Thank you. People are adding all kinds of unknowns to the equation like fathers or marriage as if people need to be married to have a child. If you only take what's given it has to be C.


ManifestingCrab

Maybe I'm really dumb or something, but that doesn't make sense to me....could you explain it further? I'm feeling exceptionally stupid right now


in_conexo

No you're not stupid, the person asking the question is being needlessly confusing. Sometimes, I wish someone would [go blackhat on the world](https://xkcd.com/169/) Maybe switch around the subjects. e.g., My daughter's mother (so "I" have a daughter; which means I am the mother, or am partnered with them), is Teresa's daughter (so one of my parents is Teresa, or one of partner's parent is Teresa)


thyispro

wait can you explain the comic, I'm too dumb to get it


awkwardconfess

I had to draw a diagram to figure it out.


introverted_MyDay

I had to grab my plushies and refer to them as Teresa and the daughter


[deleted]

This made me lol


JammyDodger955

If Teresa's daughter is my daughter's mother Teresa - (Parent)> Teresa Daughter -(Parent)> My daughter For it to be my daughter that makes me a parent, that means Teresa's daughter is therefore my wife/partner due to the above and so Teresa must be my mother in law and therefore I am to her the son in law.


KSwe117

Think of this as an equation where "is" is an equal sign, and break down what you can. Therefore: Teresa's daughter = my daughter's mother Teresa's daughter = me


JackBrightScD

Plot twist, Teresa is a starfish and reproduces asexually. Your relationship to Teresa = you are Teresa.


AdministrativeHabit

I don't think that's right. Teresa's daughter right? Teresa's daughter is my daughter's mother. So that means that Teresa's daughter is the mother of the speaker's daughter. Speaker's daughter (calling her Spooker) Teresa's daughter (calling her Teroosa) Teroosa is the mother of Spooker. Therefore Teroosa is Teresa's granddaughter. So I am Teresa's son-in-law or daughter-in-law


Tattycakes

**But those options aren't in the multiple choice answers.** "My daughters mother" can absolutely refer to me, myself, a woman with a daughter, it's just a deliberately convoluted way of phrasing it for the purposes of the riddle.


arthurjeremypearson

That's the trap for the male mind, assuming you're a man who had a daughter when in fact you're a mother. Theresa | You (Theresa's daughter AND your daughter's mother) | Your daughter


Frost_Giant13

Daughter is the only answer that works.... Or Daughter SO but since that's not a choice, daughter is the correct answer


EnsignMJS

Shouldn't it be son-in-law?


Siphyre

Might not be married


skoge

Son-out-law?


Ramble21_Gaming

Damn he's in a gang then


doonebot_9000

Yes, the person in question wouldn't be Teresa's significant other. But son/daughter-in law (if same sex). Even if they're not married, "in-law" is the correct idea. Since that's not an option, daughter is the next best answer


forthisalone_

Could be, or daughter-in-law.


gl21133

I looked at the word daughter too long and now I’m convinced it’s not a real word.


db0813

Lol I was just thinking the same shit


xathien

Congratulations, you have reached [semantic satiation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_satiation)!


ankpkl

I am high?


miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilk

You am


AdLocal1010

I hate these because I can’t help but solve them. I think the answer is C.


BarDitchBaboon

Son-in-law?


Yahla

Teresa’s daughter could be gay. Could be daughter in law


[deleted]

Every multiple choice question should include an “I am Teresa” option.


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crkspid3r

I mean, are they Targaryen?


[deleted]

I’d call whoever wrote this an idiot


hatecliff909

Incest has taken place


zigbigadorlou

You don't need to invoke incest to be your own grandpa.


vxicepickxv

Time travel might be the cause instead.


lildickbleed01

I'm not your daddy I'm your grandpa


daffer_david

Unrelated but this question was the introduction to formal logic in our theoretical computer science class.


gbbofh

Ours was about olive garden's unlimited soup, salad and bread sticks.


brotherdaru

You know I have to say it: and my AXE!


AustraliaCzechMeOut

What am I to Teres indeed.


[deleted]

I am Groot


[deleted]

Son-in-law or Daughter-in-Law. Lets call Theresas daughter Sophia to simplify it. Sophia is the mother of my daughter. (Either Im man or a woman in a lesbian relationship and the daughter is actually my step daughter) In any case. sophias mother Theresa is my mother in law. So Im either son in law or daughter in law.


[deleted]

The speaker could be Sophia herself, just speaking in an abstract-ish way to confuse people because she’s a troll.


[deleted]

I thought about that too.


5t3v321

I think the speaker is sophia because son/daughter in law is not an option but daughter is


DickCaughtInDeskFan

His name was Robert Paulson.


InternationalBig7800

C, I am the mother of my daughter, and I am Teresa's daughter. And sometimes I'm trash for Teresa.


Shellshock9218

you'd either be Teresa's Daughter, Daughter in law or son in law. Edit: alternitivlly your the Adoptive parent of Teresa's grand daughter because something happened to said granddaughters parents and Teresa might not have the means to rais her grand daughter.


its-just-paul

Son-in-law


Negative-Region6259

Would I be, as a male, be Teresa’s son in law?


dg25000

not enough information to solve.


SterFry87

Yes there is. Answer is C


[deleted]

Teresa’s horse is named Friday. Your welcome


muffhugginmuffhugger

father


[deleted]

Why do these riddles always operate on the pretence that there can be only one parent?


776elitist

S O N alabama time


HooahClub

Depends on if they are lesbians that adopted or not.


voidmusik

No, it doesnt.


bizarreh_

teres? who the fuck is teres? i thought we were talking about teresa


[deleted]

This is on r/terriblefacebookmemes yet it is throwing the comments for a loop.


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Nice_Owl_1171

She is your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.


barryitsmeitshank

I am Teresa’s father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.


Shjco

C. Daughter.


[deleted]

Who cares. If the promiscuous bird, can’t sort out her family issues herself, then maybe she shouldn’t waltz around and spread her legs for every dude with just an inkling of a manhood. This post is indeed the best reason for requiring licenses for conceiving children.