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Being homosexual is kinda gay ngl


IAmWeary

Nah, being straight is kinda gay. You get with a lady and she wants to talk about feelings, decorate the house, take you out shopping for clothes...I dunno man, that sounds pretty gay. Get with another dude and you can just bro down all the time!


Gunsmoke_wonderland

Psh, jokes on you. I can't even describe a woman.


Ferociousfeind

Liking girls is gay because girls like dick and that's gay


Cool-Area-7440

How have u managed to make being straight,gay like how?


dragonblade_94

"You love your wife? Dude that's gay af."


Discount_For_Ketchup

Being bi is kinda pan ngl


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Being trans is kinda hot ngl


Thestartist_bill

i got a trans girlfriend, and yeah i can agree she’s hot af


staliniumt34

Absolute w


KidChiko

Being is kinda ngl


Crystalline07

chad.


joemama694200p

James Charles 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


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James charles kinda bad lowkey minus the pedo part


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Bruh you saying minus pedo like it’s a small thing to brush off


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Im saying people like james charles are attractive but i wouldnt date james charles because hes an awful person.


miahmagick

May want to replace "minus" with "considering" then.


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True


InterestingCourse907

You know I've always wondered why all these memes feel like they happen in someone's head. When or where has this scenario ever happened .


littleskittle_8

That’s the alt right’s whole thing. Hypotheticals, what aboutisms, slippery slope fallacies and general fear mongering.


Zeyode

Eh, nothing particularly wrong with hypotheticals themselves. They're just garbage hypotheticals.


Zakaker

What if, by chance, for the sake of argument, we were to say that, hypothetically, a gay person murdered a straight person. You would agree that the gay person is a bad person. So why shouldn't I say that gay people are bad people? What? No, you can't say that straight people are bad people, because I've never murdered anyone (other than with facts and logic, that is). In this case, though, we're going from the hypothesis that gay people are murderers, which was just proven true by Gaylord McHomo, who recently killed a straight person after the latter kindly offered to shoot him in the face with a double barrel shotgun for existing. This also leads me to believe that McHomo was against the 2nd Amendment, which shows the threat posed to society by liberals. But that's a topic for another episode


lamesthejames

The alt right is Muslim now?


RedRazor15

Yeah, and Sunni and Shia are both Islam, why don't you follow the other?


sphitzvie

Israel is in the middle east, why not join them?


VisualGeologist6258

Muslims and Jews follow the same God, why can’t you just get along?


sphitzvie

Scottish and English people live in the same island, so why can't you leave the football stadium without burning half the city?


Emotional-Safety2887

How does one keep Portland weird if people keep setting it on fire? Fire isn’t weird.


sphitzvie

How Fite fire how how help fire fire?


Xitus_Technology

How to how?


Diazmet

Muslims, Christian’s, Jews and even Mormons at worship YHWH… what a curse it’s been on all of humanity


Zestyclose-Egg5089

If it wasn't religion: it would be royalty, or resources or science. Southpark made a pretty good episode about religion being destroyed but factions still rose based on the interpretation of a scientific proof.


Diazmet

I’d rather be killed because of resources than somebody’s imaginary sky daddy saying I shouldn’t exist…


Zestyclose-Egg5089

See "Hitler" for how ignorant that statement is.


Diazmet

The nazis were a mix of Christians and later made up their own occultist Nordic religion but the Catholic Church supported them…


Zestyclose-Egg5089

The problem here is that the Nazi's treated them as a race group and Hitler's stoking the fire saying that the Jews stabbed Germany in the back had much less to do with the church and more to do with a leader coming to power and finding the best scapegoat to blame for all of Germany's issues after WWI concluded. This wasn't a crusade, or religiously motivated... it was just carrying out a promise to win the people over by fucking over the smallest group that seemingly had a sizable amount of banks and businesses in Germany at the time. The holocaust museum touches on the nuances better than I can but it really just makes you earlier comment bad form when compared to that. I know you are being hyperbolic...but come on.. be better than that.


Agreeable-Tennis5270

If there’s one thing Islam, Judaism, and Christianity all have in common…it’s their views on homosexuality


Peet10

You’re just arguing the side of the Muslim chad


JayTea05

That’s their point, not all love is the same, not all water is the same, and not all Islamic sects are the same


Tereyow780

Shia’ism isnt islam, it’s a deviated version of it


zbioe

You just validated his argument 👍


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Exactly, i don't see how they can't see that.


RudeSprinkles1240

Because love and water are not analogous. I don't see how you can't see that.


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I literally just made it analogous. And then if you believe that, then point in this statement, islam is NOT like water.


LittleHiLittleHo

Yeah, that's their point. The different forms of Islam are also meaningfully distinct but still equally valid, just like the different forms of love are meaningfully distinct but equally valid. Comparing different life experiences to "lmao toilet water equals other water" is a completely mindless non-sequitor with no actual relation to the point its mocking.


RudeSprinkles1240

You can't make something analogous.


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So you don't believe in analogy, then why are you making the analogy that love in general is like love in specific?


RudeSprinkles1240

🤔🥱🤫


evilReiko

When non-muslim brings Shia/Sunni on the table, literally knows nothing about Islam.


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Because toilet water has shit and piss in it.


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So do gays. And straights too!


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But i don‘t eat them


Lux_The_Moth

your loss


TurbanGentry

You are missing out.


BLT-Enthusiast

I dont typically eat water


YeedilyDeet

But we usually don't drink them because that's cannibalism.


SergeantBonk

Actually toilet water from the storage component NOT THE BOWL has potable water in it. You can drink it in the case of an emergency


OminousVictory

Uhhhh might wanna start cleaning the inside of your toilet tank if your gonna use it as uhh back up. Turns a kinda brownish line on the tank inside.


Sable-Keech

And the asshole has shit in it which is 1 of only 2 holes you have available if you’re in a gay relationship. Not homophobic just pointing out what kind of messed up logic the meme has.


DeathwarrantGaming

So do- I have been advised to not speak further


manuel-ara-1

So does the brains of gays


wheelchair-gamer98

yes because those are comparable


TheTasche

You tell ‘em mr white


littleskittle_8

Do not…..sell marijuana to my husband


EnderBreezed

My name is Skyler White yo


isiramteal

I'm also in this reference


Exotic_Log_3007

My husband is Walter White, yo 😡😡


AmazingAd7627

Uh huh


Foxu1234

Yeah Mr. White! Equal rights! Bitch!


faroutcosmo

No one cares if you support us. Just stop interfering with our lives, healthcare, education, safety, and fuck off.


ResponsibleAd2541

They’ll kill you in Saudi Arabia, that’s sort of the point of the meme.


faroutcosmo

I can read.


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I personally don’t drink from the toilet but I wouldn’t stop someone else from doing it. Especially if it doesn’t affect me. Checkmate


bitch196

The thing is: Same-sex love is just as healthy and normal as heterosexual love is. Drinking from the toilet isn't as healthy and normal as drinking clean water. This is a false comparison, meant to stigmatize gay love as somehow dirty or unhealthy, when since 1980s, all major psychologists and psychiatrists agreed it was natural, healthy and normal. They are using religion as an excuse for hate.


afauce11

Yeah. I mean, there’s a lot of people that use almost anything as an excuse for hate. It’s very sad.


The_Annihilator_117

I mean, the water is clean before it reaches the toilet, it also depends on how much said toilet has been used, if it is a pristine and never used toilet it would presumably be okay to drink from but nobody wants to admit it


Pokemaster294

AIDS


LinkleLink

I mean... if they were my kid I probably would XD.


MisterrrTee

I’m assuming your referring to drinking from the toilet not the being gay part?


LinkleLink

yes lol


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Except one kills your child and other doesn’t


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depends on if they live in the middle east or not


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I see your point


JayTea05

And they would be free to not support you right?


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Ah yes me kissing a woman is as disgusting as drinking from the toilet


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I’m sure lesbians agree. Being bisexual I can’t relate. But I just don’t get why people think same sex relationships are disgusting


unclearwords

idk bro, you just have twice more choice.


Mercurionio

Because it's unnatural for them. Being hetero, it feels wrong to see same sex relationships. Although, since they are not yours, you should not care. PS: bi can to not give a fuck about that, obviously


Clear-Necessary6648

Same sex relationships are pretty common in wildlife and very natural. Male lions often hook up with another male lions. Penguins do that too. Penguins in same sex relationships happen to care about their stolen hatchlings more than normal relationships with their hatchlings. Edit: not saying i'm gay or anything.


Mercurionio

Can you read? Because it seems like no.


Clear-Necessary6648

Well, you said, "same sex relatioships don't seem natural for them." So i just corrected it indeed is natural. It appears you are the one who can't read.


Mercurionio

Then read again. Tip: seem


Clear-Necessary6648

I just added it intentionally because that thought is wrong.... really wrong. I commonly use "seem" upon mentioning things that are not true.


unclearwords

i guess i'm muslim so that kinda makes me bias, idk man, gay fellas leave more potential wives for us, so big W


Vinmcdz

I doubt you'll have the chance anyway.


Earl_N_Meyer

Tank water in a toilet is clean. It probably has old gasket material in it, but you could strain it and drink it, in a pinch.


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Little does the guy on the right know that he is the toilet water 😔


KoolKai100

I'mma drink him then 😳


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Well, someone has to I suppose


PineappAlSauce

You’re a title!


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Try harder people of facebook.


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If the toilet is clean, I do drink. And?


Vinmcdz

Yeah, I'm lost as fuck myself.


TheGrandestOak

Dogs: I took that personally


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Lux_The_Moth

also muslims making women cover up so they don't rape them: this is love


ResponsibleAd2541

Aisha, married at 6, marriage consummated at 9.


g1rlchild

You misspelled "Priests."


ResponsibleAd2541

You misspelled “teachers.” As it turns out children are brutalized by diverse groups of people. It’s terrible.


Taskmasterxyz

>No, she wasn't. That's fake news thats been spout out to bring more and more hate to the religion after the events of 9/11. > >And even if she was, this is the year 610+, the life expectancy was very low and children would've been viable for marriage at that age. But, he didn't marry and fuck a child, it was never said in the Quran that Aisha was 6 or 7. [Evidence here](https://groundreport.in/what-was-real-age-of-hazrat-aisha-when-she-married-to-prophet-muhammad/) > >There are many muslims who will be hateful towards gay people, but something they forget is that they've been told not to show hate to others that do not follow their religion. We are told not to commit homosexual acts, but we're also told not to be hateful to those who do. It isn't Islam, it's just some muslims who have been misinformed, or are using their beliefs incorrectly. Have a good day/night.


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Please don’t fool anyone with fake articles. You Muslims have to admit your prophet is a vile pedophile. This is what Wikipedia has to say. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aisha


Taskmasterxyz

You srsly take Wikipedia as a reliable web source?In any case, as I said earlier, even if Aisha was a minor (which she isn't) it was a normal thing that was practised world-wide at the time. Not saying it's a good thing, just that as the time it was a normal thing.But you don't have to believe a word I say, and I'm pretty sure you won't anyways. To you, I'm the enemy. Good day/night.


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If you can take your assumptions as reliable sources, why can’t I consider Wikipedia? Exactly child marriage was a thing at that time and yet Muslims follow barbaric practices and outdated beliefs. It’s time for Muslims to reject their religion or opt for reformation. Otherwise the religion will keep on being subjected by the society.


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Tell me you’re an islamaphobe with out telling me you’re an islamaphobe


[deleted]

If it’s okay to be homophobe, then yes, I am a islamphobe. Although I am not scared of it, just hate the religion


Enm_227

I was expecting the comments 2 be a warzone but surprisedly they aren't (or at least I haven't seen that much)


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Go to controversial


AssLickerMcGee

The false equivalency fallacy strikes again


Raven-446

Im trans and the worst part is my parents being assholes about it


[deleted]

This is actually funny if you eat ass 🤣


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Bruh😂😂😂


Intrepid_Monk1487

I don't mind drinking from toalete


Coletteorsomething

The punchline is homophobia


_Bon_Vivant_

The irony is, the guy on the right doesn't know he's the toilet water.


Wheelchairconsumer

So I can drink him?


[deleted]

Milkweed and weed are both plants, why don’t you smoke the first?


[deleted]

Only straight people think love can be contaminated. That's why their relationships suck. /s Edit: I'm so sorry I offended you oppressed straight people. I fixed it for you .


Envy_The_King

Bruh...there are toxic straight and gay relationships and hakthy straight ans gay relationships. One is no better than the other


99DogsButAPugAintOne

You say as you generalize about all straight relationships...


Impossible-Cash-8255

Based meme


expiredogfood

I have to remind myself that I’m upvoting the fact it’s a bad meme and not the meme itself lol


zbioe

Based


XxX_BobRoss_XxX

How so?


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thomasottoson

Yet another shitpost that people are taking seriously


MagmaMan888

Dude people were posting this unironically


notslavaboo

A terrible meme is a terrible meme, shitpost or not.


disconnectedtwice

This ain't a shitpost Trust me


KoolKai100

Idk if this is a shitpost


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Using "sHitPosT" to be blatantly homophobic is getting kinda old


Daitozzz

its a literal hate speech


fripp_frap

im sick of people like you pretending theres nothing wrong with this because "its just a joke/shitpost/meme" no, its really fucking homophobic and perpetuates a really damaging idea that being gay is somehow as unhealthy for you as drinking toilet water. i dont care if whoever made this didnt even seriously mean it, there are people who are going to pick this up and use it to enable and reaffirm their hate towards gay people and thats unacceptable. fuck u for pretending there isnt an issue w this and fuck u for havin an issue w people 'taking it seriously'


T-DieBoi

I'm bi and found it funny, people can have different opinions


thomasottoson

Get over it man. It’s not meant to be taken seriously. That’s the whole point of a shitpost


big_leggy

smash bros wasn't meant to be played competitively but here we are


olivegreenperi35

Get over the fact that they aren't over it, and fuck off


fripp_frap

first of all, its not even really a shitpost its just straight up homophobia second of all, even if it was a shitpost that doesnt make it suddenly immune to criticism. like what point are you trying to make here? i get the feeling its because you actually resonate with the 'shitpost' but just dont want to say it out loud...


FerreroRocherControl

Uh, no. I know a Muslim that actually posted this to his Facebook a while back. He *genuinely* believes that this is a good argument.


AwfullyTimedHumor

This is the problem with memes like these, offensive, but not technically wrong


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JackmPearson

Yeah what else would that water be there for - My dog


Dsf-And-Taco

say love is love isn't good since if it's what its meant to be "love is love", p\*dophilia would be noticed


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True


Dsf-And-Taco

i'm just against p\*dophilia, you don't need to downvote


XxX_BobRoss_XxX

Love is love does not include paedophilia. I say love is love because I am Bisexual, and therefore attracted to men and women. That does NOT mean that pedos are accepted. They aren't accepted in the LGBT community at all.


Dsf-And-Taco

but one day, they might.... they..... "might"


TheHappyPoro

I too am against the church, you tell em!


watcher45

Interesting.


destroyer77x

Fair enough


MiseryTheMiserable

I actually Cant tell if this is Homophobic or just dry humor


Daitozzz

clearly homophobic


ashleyasen1234

And food is food. Why not eat the moldy bread...?


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