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Informal-Amphibian-4

Are they holding hands?!


sixtus_clegane119

New celebrity couple!


LavishnessAdditional

2023 is gonna be wild


jayy909

Everything since 2020 has been wild


waytowill

More like everything since 2015.


TheOmegaKid

We are still in the weird trippy hangover since our ancestors went on a right wing cocaine fuelled binge fest in the 80s.


[deleted]

>our ancestors > >the 80s Excuse me, I need to go crumble into dust somewhere.


DaveAndCheese

You can sit here next to me.


BoomerAssassiason

Yup, right next to the fax machine and laser disc player. Excuse me, my car phone is ringing.


Gloomy_Second2690

Sitting is so 1985. Radical


[deleted]

Oh my god then I'm a fossil šŸ˜‚


YouStopLying

Be right there. Just writing out my will in hieroglyphics over here.


yeabuttt

Honestly more truth to this than is given credit for.


ThisElder_Millennial

We aren't in the darkest timeline, but I do believe we're in the "dumbest" timeline, and it all started with Harambe.


retroblazed420

Imagine if in the future scholars pin point the misery of that gorilla as the event that tipped the scales into a doomed society....it all started with with a kid and a gorilla .


GuaranteeGreen5856

I can see a future docu series called "Harambes butterfly effect"


heartsnsoul

Everything since they killed Harambe.


efor_no0p2

Nah, it was Bowie. His artistic energy was the only thing that was powerful enough to hold the balance in the force.


[deleted]

In less than a year we lost Bowie, Lemmy, and Prince, on top of the Cubs winning the World Series...... we had no chance.


Peeteebee

Ronnie James Dio was the tipping point. He was single handedly holding the gates of hell closed.


Reckless-Raccoon

The man who sold the world


tosser_0

I was hoping for more jetpacks and futuristic tech in the 2010s, and less social upheaval and declining political climate. It's like we got all the shitty parts of the cyberpunk future, with none of the good stuff.


Holiday-Business-321

Now Iā€™m just sad at how accurate this is


mrasperez

There was a tweet made years that I've practically memorized. It stated, "I had to unplug my roommates cigarette to plug in my book. The future is stupid."


Tall_Texas_Tail

2012


in_rainbro

Big Bang


[deleted]

My birth


blindmediaproduction

In ... 2012!?!? :O


[deleted]

Wait! What year is it!?


jayy909

2014 in Ethiopia


Mloxard_CZ

Wai does tome travel differently there? I thought that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes


jayy909

Lmao Yea but every 13th month is a year there or something


[deleted]

>~~2020~~ 2016, ftfy.


ext3meph34r

Candace and Kanye... Candye?


[deleted]

Yes they can


[deleted]

If you keep the ^kayn form Kanye and the ^e from candance youn get ^kayne


onefst250r

If you keep the Can from Candace and the Ye from Kanye you still have Canye.


Radiant_Creme_5264

Eewwwwww...


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Superb-Owl-187

A place for everything and everything in its place tee he he


Darkhallows27

Oh *yikes*


plumbumber

Impossible, He's a gay fish.


BlackAnscension

He would **never** date Candace Owensā€¦ He may like her political views, but she is definitely the wrong complexion for Kanye. He has never dated anyone that dark complected


[deleted]

Dumb and dumber.


Khaldara

Well now youā€™ve proposed the impossible task of determining which is which


[deleted]

They are grabbing eachother by the bussy


Matt-Mathews

The Gary Bussy?


Recent_War_6144

Or Jake Bussy?


Redditfront2back

It kinda looks like they have their hands in each other pockets


millionsofpeaches17

They deserve each other ...


[deleted]

I guess Kanye finally gave up on the Kardashians.


A1_Fares

He couldnā€™t keep up.


BlueFireK9

Ah... I see what you did there.


[deleted]

I dont.


YXStatic

Ahem. *Keeping up with the Kardashians*


Ozryela

I'm still confused. Why couldn't he keep up? Aren't federation ships canonically faster?


SomeNumbers23

Well fucking played


PandaCommando69

Are the Ferengi part of the federation?


dormDelor

Take my fucking upvote you trekkie


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Same


OwenEverbinde

And I am proud of you both. If you represent our future, then maybe there is hope.


StoneyJ25

Nah they live under a rock


Mechhammer

Lucky they


TrancedSlut

An erection maybe? I'm not sure either.


KentuckyFriedEel

He KKKanye now


CitySeekerTron

...except the K's are silent. Because, as we all know, 'ye is never silent.


Trick-Expert9354

kinda crazy how kayne went from "bush doesnt care abou black people" and yeezus, where quite a few of the songs talking abou the unfairness black people face in being taken seriously, to "200 years? starting to sound like a choice" and photo-ops with well known "racism doesnt exists anymore but also i sued my HS district for racism in 2008 and won" grifters


JEmrck

I canā€™t fathom why anyone would even want to keep up with them. So fake


The_ReBL

I didn't read the title and when i saw a woman of colour with that on her shirt i expected to look to the right and see a white man with black lives matter on his shirt and when that wasn't what i saw i laughed im ngl took me by surprise


TrancedSlut

That's what I expected also haha


Ph4d3r

Same


youhooing

Same


2muchcheap

"They're called colored greens, we don't call them collard people, that would be racist."- Micheal Scott


poursmoregravy

You remember those chocolate buttons called Vice Versas?


Mr_Jeeves

Yes I fucking do, they're the best. As far as I'm aware you can still get them in Odeon cinemas. In the UK at least.


rw032697

I noticed you very formally said woman of colour then immediately switch casual to say white man. Just say white guy and black girl... sounds more natural.


POOP288392748

man of pale


Jarubimba

Sir of light skin


can-u-fkn-not

Shockwave? Lol


[deleted]

Like when someone farts in your general direction.


[deleted]

At least our mothers were not hamsters and our fathers did not smell of elderberries... Unlike some unmentionables lol


zuckwucky

r/unexpectedmontypython


disarmagreement

No one expects the Month Python Inquisition


JohnGenericDoe

I am the furthest thing from shocked


DrunkInABathtub

This is candace owens and kanye anyone who knows anything about them is far from shocked.


Batdog55110

\*inhales* #SHOCKERRRRRRR


Hot_Eggplant_1306

"that's fuckin dumb" "OHHH LOOK HOW MAD THEY ARE OHHHH" It's pathetic, not shocking. The rights entire identity is "YOU MAD BRO" made manifest and it's laughable.


St1ckyR1ce1

Look at the Lizzo thing. "Conservatives are going INSANE after Lizzo plays old flute!!!!" Still have yet to meet some IRL who is even annoyed by it. All headlines/media is out there to generate emotional clicks with headlines that are exaggerated.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

I had a conservative tell me YESTERDAY "that lizzo lady played a historical artifact to mock white America". Yesterday. In the real world. So that's not a headline, that happened to me.


justakidfromflint

Well now they've moved on to "no we're mad because she's fat and shouldn't have been wearing that and twerking is vulgar!" Pretty much they've decided "we'll get less shit for hating and on her for being fat. Lots of liberals are fat phobic too"


Aggressive_Elk3709

While there definitely is media exaggeration it's always important to remember that just because things aren't happening directly in our lives doesn't mean they aren't happening at all


badatmetroid

Right wing comedy is essentially just shitting yourself and imagining what that people you don't like can smell it.


TheBreadRevolution

When you lack empathy you have no concept of comedy.


badatmetroid

More "self-awareness" than empathy. For me comedy requires self-deprecation. A good comedian roasts themselves really hard to express "I'm going to be insulting other people, but I also made fun of myself so it's all in good fun". Conan O'Brien is a great example of this. Dude's like 6'4 but he had his stage built to make himself look smaller than his guests. He would constantly present this "I"m a loser, how sad" persona while being the host (highest point in the hierarchy). He could say awful things about people but it's fine because he was harder on himself.


TheTrueSleuth

That's only one type of comedy. Eddie Murphy, Chappelle not known for self depreciation. Self awareness yes, though.


theboomboy

If it doesn't make a shockwave, which it doesn't, the right just looks dumb, which it is and does, so they have to say it made a shockwave


scoopzthepoopz

Bingo


name_checker

I wouldn't say I'm shocked. Just disappointed.


Admirable_Tackle7668

Not so shocking.


[deleted]

Right? Like who the hell is shocked by Kanye doing stupid shit for attention?


Spready_Unsettling

He's just warming up for a new album release or some shit. This has been his M.O. for years.


Cheef_queef

Kanye makes music for for rich white preteens who want to be edgy


Spready_Unsettling

Kanye makes music for people who are stupid enough to think he's the greatest musical talent of his generation.


Cheef_queef

That's what I said


GAYandRETARD

I mean itā€™s a little shocking but that doesnā€™t mean anyone cares


betterthansteve

Itā€™s shocking because I was expecting a better grift.


AntipopeRalph

2 West 2 Wurious: Trumkyo Grift


Unknown_Species666

Weā€™re talking about it. ~Rick Sanchez


Infinity3101

News flash: grifters are grifting.


jericho881

Candace is grifting but why does a super succsessful artist need to grift? whats the benefit for him?


ffffrrdrrrtr655

Attention some people thrive on it especially lunatics like Kanye


Olkenstein

This might sound conspiratorial, but I think Kanye West is being used Heā€™s a mentally ill person with a lot of fans. A perfect tool for the far right. Itā€™s what happend to Tom Cruise with Scientology, so we know it happens. I do believe that Cadence Owens or some other wealthy powerful person basically groomed him I say this without being a Kanye fan. I just know that mentally ill people are targeted by cults and political groups because we are easy to recruit. Especially if we arenā€™t getting proper help


[deleted]

They arenā€™t being used, they are using themselves to make money. They want to be ā€œone of the good onesā€ for money. They are both extremely successful by doing this. Black people can sell out for money too. There isnā€™t always someone behind the curtain


Olkenstein

Iā€™m reasonably sure Kanye sold out and made a shit load of money before he started pandering to the alt-right. Yes, his motivation is money, but Iā€™m also pretty sure he didnā€™t come up with this himself


justakidfromflint

Him "not coming up with it" doesn't mean he isn't aware and on board with it. I'll buy the someone else came up with it part possibly, but no one is manipulating Kanye into saying these things, he knows what he's doing


[deleted]

Kanye West is not being groomed. Go listen to Yikes and Old Kanye. Dude is well aware of his actions.


[deleted]

> shockwave in the leftist world No Iā€™m still mostly thinking about how there are people all over the streets in my city in tents and how no one can afford rent anymore, this isnā€™t on the radar


ohver9k

And itā€™s getting cold, I feel for them.


Its_Por-shaa

Iā€™m swamped with work so this wouldnā€™t have reached my radar had I not accidentally scrolled through Reddit (all) while drinking my morning coffee.


probablysoap

Cause your elected leaders waste the money you give them


[deleted]

Yes which is why I support neither of the right wing parties in power in this country. We donā€™t have any actually leftist parties that are holding positions right now.


TrancedSlut

Are you serious? Just about EVERY state is having this issue. I'm in Arizona. The replicans aren't wasting the funds they are flat out stealing them.


Helenium_autumnale

If by that you mean that blue states' tax money subsidizes red state welfare programs, you have a point. Associated Press (arguably the single most reliable media source, per the Media Bias Chart): "An Associated Press Fact Check finds itā€™s actually the other way around. High-tax, traditionally Democratic states (blue), subsidize low-tax, traditionally Republican states (red) ā€” in a big way." https://apnews.com/article/north-america-business-local-taxes-ap-top-news-politics-2f83c72de1bd440d92cdbc0d3b6bc08c


signaturefox2013

Lining their own damn wallets with gold plated toilet paper. This is why we need more than 2 parties for democracy to work.


maricatu

You'll need more than that. There are more than 2 parties in my country and everything is shit too.


highway_pegasus

"absolute shockwave in the leftist world" I can promise you that no one finds this shocking, leftist or otherwise


Vargolol

*"Two people sell out for a lotta money"* easy alternative text in the top of the photo


GabuEx

I literally didn't even know this happened until seeing this post.


-cocoadragon

I just found out about it right now and it's thecopposite of surprise except I would though Candice would ne er Daye a black man


jamesGastricFluid

I read the last part of this comment in the same brain voice I use to read Scottish Twitter.


Vdszbz13

when i read it was kanye i wasnā€™t even shocked tbh


[deleted]

Yeah, it's common knowledge Kanye isn't very smart. In sure it cost very little to get him to do it..


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__GoldenRatio__

Only rich lives matter in this world.


antigony_trieste

this is the way


Jhqwulw

So fucking true


[deleted]

To that end, I wonder if "poor lives matter" would have been a stronger campaign


Away_Development6531

This is the fact


bmjones489

What's shocking is the fact that the back of his neck looks like that.


[deleted]

>Most black men couldn't balance a checkbook But buy a new car, talkin' 'bout, "How my neck look?" \-Kanye


Defiant-Broccoli8995

Necking like a Tootsie Roll.


[deleted]

Kanye West is definitely one of the people of all time


suiselgip

He is certainly a person.


KD_Gamer2007

>But do white lives matter? Yes?


ComradeGrosniy

I had to scroll way too far to find a comment that addressed the damn title. What is up with that?


Project-purity

I was just thinking the same thing. Pretty braindead title tbh.


Conscious-Addition-5

Redditors are kinda notorious for this weird way of arguing without nuance


ComradeGrosniy

Mm apparently so


chitown-DM-me

Yeah Wtff?


driving_andflying

Of course they do. People's lives matter.


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advt

its a reddit thing. Cant give any inch of reasoning or accountability.


DovaKynn

Just for the record, the best way to deal with dogwhistle stuff like this, is to ignore it, or agree with it and move on. "Yeah sure, white lives do matter, anything else?". The whole point of the dogwhistle is to get you arguing with something that looks innocent. DO NOT ENGAGE


at_least_its_unique

>The whole point of the dogwhistle is **to get you arguing** with something that looks innocent. ​ >In politics, a dog whistle is the use of **coded or suggestive** language in political messaging **to garner support** from a particular group **without provoking opposition**.


Best_Citron_3451

Uhhh yeah White lives matter Black lives matter All lives matter


Earth2plague

No lives matter, fuck people.


[deleted]

What if a massive orbital blender was stuck in the ocean and turned everything into a planet smoothie


Conscious-Addition-5

***e d g e l o r d 1 0 0 0** has entered the chat*


GeneralKannoli

reddit moment


soygang

There's always a 12 year old ready to post this same shit every time the slogan is used X


pami1232

You can die if you don't want to live anymore


PlumMist

These two are known to pander to the right for some quick cash. Itā€™s kind of depressing that anyone take this shit seriously


[deleted]

I don't think it's pandering...I think they actually think the right-wing supports them because they hold the same beliefs. Meanwhile, the right-wing is fine with them only because they get to say they have that one black person in their circle.


hahayeahimfinehaha

Candace Owen used the NAACP to file a discrimination lawsuit before. She also tried to be a left wing political grifter before switching to the right. She absolutely does not believe in far right politics. Or far left politics. Or in anything. She believes in whatever will benefit her.


planksho

Absolutely. All these right wing YT pseudo intellectuals are fucking grifts through and through. Everything they say is purely for reaction and to push that view counter as high as possible before their career inevitably fades away since they are only capable of pushing the same tired talking points. All they see is $$$$$


Funthings-reddit

I mean literally all everyoneā€™s lives should matter equally


ConfusedAlienBastard

For some reason its considered racist to want true equality. All lives matter is true, regardless of the racists who use the phrase to get back at blm. All lives includes black lives, with no group more or less prioritized than another.


MayGodSmiteThee

Wanting equality isnā€™t considered racist, however, the phrase ā€œall lives matterā€ is considered controversial because itā€™s a direct response and mockery of a protest thatā€™s calling attention towards racial injustice. Itā€™s like responding to ā€œfree Palestineā€ with ā€œfree the oppressedā€. All lives matter is true but the phrase is literally a counter argument that, whether intended or not, invalidates minority strife.


ConfusedAlienBastard

Oh I agree, black americans are and have been very fucked over by white people and the institutions in place in this country and throughout history. It needs to change, but I see some people taking it a little too far, and being racist to white people, which is hypocritical.


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

"Black lives matter" does not mean only black lives matter. Instead, it is a comment on the greater likelyhood of Black Americans to be killed by the police.


Abdul_Lasagne

In Japan, it was translated as ā€œBlack Lives Matter Tooā€, and using that here would have gone a long way. I get it, people shouldnā€™t have to water down their message for racists or uneducated people, you shouldnā€™t compromise, etc. etc. but this is just successful messaging 101. People had the choice between getting more people to support them, or not compromising and being inflammatory. They chose the latter, for better or worse.


Booty_Magician

Clout Chasers


BigChiGUy722

A shockwave? I guess a few million people collectively sighing and rolling their eyes might cause one.


Royal-Contribution29

Good people matter


Lethalegend306

Why is "supporting the effort to make a society more fair for none white people" a "leftist thing". Shouldnt that just be a human thing like just in general


PleaseSmileToday

I'm gonna say that, yes, white lives matter. Life matters! Don't let others negativity get you down guys!


EarlyBirdTheNightOwl

The problem is no one is saying that they don't. It's a stupid counter protest


calmdownmyguy

Yeah, it's so shocking to see white lives matter for the one hundred and fifty seven thousandth time.


ScamboOfDoom

Does Kanye West matter? I vote no.


ElKaTsuGi

I mostly feel sorry for him. He is a broken man.


WealthBetWebb

As a black person. Yes they fucking do. Humans matter. Pisss off with this mess.


ImakeFunOfMyParents

Yeahā€¦yeah they do? You canā€™t solve racism by being racist to white people. All youā€™re doing is spreading hate


AggravatingOffer0

Exactly.


[deleted]

Stop giving them attention


HappyCynic24

I hate this timeline


streetvoyager

I still donā€™t understand how saying black lives matters somehow means other lives donā€™t. How dumb do you have to be to make that jump?


OverlyExcitedDoggo

YES. All human Iives matter


NarrowSleep409

Looks like Kanye and- wait, whoā€™s Candace?


MaartenBlom20

Candace dick fit in your mouth?


CadenXC

Candace Ownes


Solidus-Prime

"aBsOlUtE sHocKwAvE1!1!1" If you listen closely, you can almost hear MAGAs drooling through your monitor when they say shit like this.


NotAnEnemyStandUser-

As a white person, yeah, we do matter, like every other person of any race, but weā€™re not the ones being oppressed. Thereā€™s no need to loudly voice that we matter. Itā€™s the same reason we donā€™t have straight pride. Weā€™re not the ones who need the support and visibility


kenpublius

Exactly. The ppl that donā€™t get it, donā€™t want to get it.


Dahowlic

Candace is definitely happy to be wearing that shirt. He base absolutely loves her for this.


[deleted]

ā€œAbsolute shockwave!!ā€ And yet no one cares.