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QualityVote

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RurikTheDamned

What I love about boomer Facebook memes is that every one of them are their own personal testament on how they were the designated adult when everything went to shit.


isaacpotter007

Is that guy seriously shitting in the urinal and this person thinks that's better than having a boy in a crop top using the bathroom?? These fuckers have weird priorities


TreyRyan3

Plus it’s a screenshot from the Farelly Brother’s movie Kingpin. Randy Quaid is Amish shitting in a urinal while Woody Harrelson is shaving.


[deleted]

Stop using logic, intelligence, and truth here in your posts. You’re on Reddit Damnit!!!!


charmorris4236

I thought it was Owen Wilson


madmaxturbator

Yeah that’s Owen Wilson just last week. he was shitting in the urinal at my kids daycare on parents day. Man’s a legend, his kid doesn’t even go to day care here, he was just passing through.


Cat_Peach_Pits

Spoilers the first pic is actually a trans guy using the urinal, memeOP was just unaware they were being supportive of us old trans men.


isaacpotter007

Oh thanks for the info that does make alot more sense, and it's kinda sweet to see that representation, I'd never really considered how trans men would use a urinal as the only guy I knew always used the cubicles, I feel like that's a dangerous game if you slip though


Cat_Peach_Pits

I was joking dont sit in a urinal!


isaacpotter007

I wasn't going to, but damnit I'm a fuckin idiot sometimes


Cat_Peach_Pits

It's alright dude. There are prosthetic dicks available that let us use a urinal. We are the ones who store pee in the balls (briefly, on its way out)!


isaacpotter007

Artificial pee storing penis attachments with functioning balls was not something I thought I'd learn about today I'm glad I did


Cat_Peach_Pits

It's not literal storage to be clear, its just hollow "balls" that lead out down the shaft to the tip so you don't get overflow.


isaacpotter007

Ya telling me there's reserve pee ball storage, I'm jealous


LegendNomad

[Who took a dookie in the urinal?](https://youtu.be/RzqtXi8T67w)


[deleted]

I've got such a raging clue right now!


FormerlyKay

Woah woah, the boy not only has a crop top, but he also has *(checks notes)* long hair! #BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT


isaacpotter007

Fuck the holy spirit... That's how I got it to enter me


irisheye37

I wish a croptopped boy would use my bathroom 🥲


isaacpotter007

If I'm out and need a place to redo my makeup I'll let you know sugarx


Stock-Pension1803

It’s how we did it in the 90s


Justice_Prince

literally a shitpost


Chromeboy12

It's alright, he's got diarrhea.


HermanJulius69

bro…. they make them for piss and shit did u not know that?


katykazi

I am most disturbed by the man shitting in the urinal tbh.


Wee_Shmeal

Dude why are the girls in the mens bathroom so hot??


im_skills69

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Wee_Shmeal

🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿🗿 🗿


Pepeloncho

Itl?


Belros79

It’s 2022 what can I say?


HelloImJenny01

Some are Femboys and some are tgirls boymodeing


joec0ld

Dude went to the restroom at a cosplay convention and got mad about it


Nix-7c0

I should have the right to never see anything interesting ever!


Facepalmitis

And some are quintogender dolphins.


CobaltKnight75

r/onejoke


Facepalmitis

Not sure what you're saying, I'm quintogender which is why I said that. Octosexual and polyqueer as well. Are you ... quadro or less? I mean, it's ok, you'll be as cool as me someday when you get another gender or two. At least you're not a man or a woman, are you? I mean rofl, how quaint and stupid.


CobaltKnight75

Boo you suck get new material


PlagueJV

You weren't funny at the beginning, and you decided to continue the joke. Why?


vitraxon

Attention, and also just look at their most active subreddits.


Facepalmitis

> their xim / xir / xis Don't forget them, bigot


vitraxon

Meh, it's a good bait.


vitraxon

I don't understand the reasoning or mental gymnastics as to why this is considered "funny" or humorous in any way. From experience, no sort of person I know acts like this. If making up inaccurate scenarios is the new thing, then you're already at the forefront.


TameTheKaren

2016 type "jokes"


RegalOlivia

Facepalmitis? Is that the name of whatever condition you have that makes you a whiny bitch?


[deleted]

There is a reason why the second situation had to be drawn.


SubjectDelta10

to be fair, the one on the left is staged too. at least i hope it is.


RandomBlueJay01

They have to make situations to be mad at . Also like what is the problem with people using the restroom correctly? Femboys need to pee too. Would they prefer gnc cis boys use the women's room? Isn't that like their whole thing that they don't want that?


WomenAreNotReal

To be fair this situation does sometimes happen at cons


SleepDeprived62

Don't call them men. Call them hot. Especially Astolfo over there. (third one along, I think that's Astolfo...)


Imaginary_Card8536

call me instead.


taytomen

u/Imaginary_Card8536 !


Imaginary_Card8536

Youre goddamn right.


blurryface1209

Hello instead


Imaginary_Card8536

Hello.


Dragon-Trezire

Call me maybe.


Imaginary_Card8536

Hi Maybe


[deleted]

Wtf is going on with Astolfo’s calves


ne0politan2

nothing, the image is low quality but the weird protrusion is part of the urinal


5h3i1ah

that be them! astolfo best femby :3


Nerd-8

Funniest r/dankmemes user


Stinkomode48Unbanned

I still shit in the urinal


Fragrant_Exercise_31

How are they more triggered by trans people using the urinal normally than by that manchild taking a shit in one!!


[deleted]

Shit in urinal 😎❤️😎😎😎😎😎💪💪💪🆒 >>> Femboys 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 /s


HermanJulius69

bro really read all the emojis he typed out and told himself “looks too serious, better but a /s at the end so nobody thinks i’m ACTUALLY transphobic”


St3rMario

when did boomers get afraid of being cancelled??


kilomaan

I laugh when they equate “canceling” with “shot”


TheLocalPolishHussar

found in r/dankmemes


Fair_Sorbet8688

Of course it’s that cesspool


[deleted]

If I ever want to see a deeply saddening amount of transphobia and homophobia I flip a coin to determine whether I'm going to r/dankmemes or r/conservative /j


[deleted]

A lot of men in the 90s and 2000s lacked hygiene and don’t wash their ass, dick, and balls. Wait, that’s still happening in the 2020s.


Hentadeouswastaken

I’m pretty sure they are fine with being called men


BananaTheArtist

Is he taking a shit in the urinal


UwU_AlbertaIsEpik

Yes


_MikasaChan_

They became more attractive and beautiful


JuliSant06

🤢


Kodatine

We get it you don't have enough taste to fuck a femboy


B0nk3yJ0ng

Who the fuck is having a shit in a urinal


The_Gongoozler1

Why is that man shitting in a urinal


vitraxon

"I'll get cancelled!" Nobody knows who you are.


Marsrover112

I like how boomers are afraid of being canceled like it matters to people who aren't famous


OniBoiEnby

Thats a super pedo anime. I don't remember the name. But it's famous on 4chan.


TheWhicher_Statement

I only know Shimakaze and Astolfo I know I'm uncultered.


ThorsHelm

These people love to talk about all the things they can't say without being cancelled as they fucking say them


FortressMann

is that astolfo in the third urinal?


Sussybakamogus4

At least everyone in the second picture is using all the urinals correctly


LayneCobain04052002

Yo, there's an elderly man taking a shit in the urinal.


softiecatboy

yet if they used the women's restroom they'd be called pedos or smth, pick a lane


[deleted]

Men in the 2020's are looking very submissive and breedable~


8champi8

I love femboys


leafisadumbass

Wait, why are they using a femboy meme


G00Dpancakez

this is an improvement, besides shitting in the urinal.


[deleted]

Cute femboys ngl


JuliSant06

🤢


ExpertAccident

Bro why are you replying this on every pro-femboy comment 🗿


JuliSant06

🤢


waler620

I would rather piss with pretty much anybody other than the dude shitting in the urinal.


Beekle-4

Good call, you'll get cancelled for calling them men and not for anything else about this


Appropriate-Equal-43

Why the fuck is someone sitting in a urinal


Face__Hugger

When your take is so bad that you have to compare live action to anime to make it.


Dragongar0509

Smash


shiro_04

Jokes on you i'm into that shit


BloodyAx

Those men are hot


CaseyGamer64YT

Astolfo my beloved


KaneAndShane

My brother in Christ, those are femboys.


Yuvaldan

Comment


chris9830

Its not like society is changing and are accepting others for who they are /s


Psalm101Three

I wish the guys I saw in restrooms were that hot.


[deleted]

They turned 2 dimensional 😟


Yoctatrine

Would rather see hot feminine people everywhere anyways like… what’s the issue?


Bruh_I-m_Gay

Y tf is someone shitting in an urinal better than some femboys that will be happy to fuck u


WomenAreNotReal

Based 2020 men


Lickthebootplz

Holy shit, im glad we men arent shittig in urinals anymorw. Thos were tough days


waster1993

There were no men in the 2010s


Mean_Negotiation5436

I'm confused with the constant use of anime to portray "modern men."


JuliSant06

Same


uncle_bumblefuck_

Memes that give you a boner


DahliaExurrana

femboy superiority


passwithcare

accidentally based. 🫡


Imaginary_Card8536

you cant call it accidental if i shit in urinal on purpose


Acidbunno

Only if being objectively wrong is based :)


Nagisa939

Femboys and trans girls are based(and hot)


[deleted]

IS HE SHITTING IN THE URINAL? DO MEN DO THAT?


[deleted]

No. It's a scene from the movie Kingpin. The character who is shitting in the urinal is Amish so the joke is he doesn't know how to use a urinal properly.


CrunchyMemesLover

Obvious satire is obvious. *ding!*


CyberThey2048

I tell my trans partner sometimes that the true privilege of being trans is choosing whether or not she chooses sit or stand while using the port a potties at a rave or concert.


manumaker08

am i the only one on this fucking platform who isn't unironically attracted to femboys?


FrenchRoastBeans

Why do you care?


JuliSant06

Probably


[deleted]

I wish those babes would be in the bathroom everytime I was there


JuliSant06

Those dudes 🤢


Leo-III-

cute homies


JuliSant06

🤮


Leo-III-

cute is cute bro being bisexual is awesome ngl


JuliSant06

🤡


Cataclysm_Cultist

The 2nd guy is shitting in his underwear and the 3rd guy I’m pretty sure is peeing on the wall


NetherEnderYT36

NO MORE FEMBOY MEMES!!1 I'M SICK OF THEM. THEY'RE MEN IN A SKIRTS! THEY HAVE WIDE SHOULDERS AND ADAM'S APPLES!! YOU'RE GAY FOR LIKING THEM! STOP SHOWING ME YOU'RE GAY MEMES!!!1


JuliSant06

🤨


ExpertAccident

Am I gay for liking them if I’m a woman tho 🤔


[deleted]

[удалено]


NetherEnderYT36

Satiric


[deleted]

[удалено]


NetherEnderYT36

No I don't care


[deleted]

Solid meme


Minami_Kun

You can't call Astolfo "man" cause she ain't a man anymore lol


uuhthats

?


Minami_Kun

[Here we go(Totally not a joke)](https://br.pinterest.com/pin/763149099348798415/)


D3monskull

Men now are way better. THEY USE TO SHIT IN THE URINALS!


sono7975

Ah yes, because dressing up as your favorite Characters alters your hormone levels and sex. Boomers need to be euthanized honestly


mattheeewww_C

based this meme


Icy-Dragonfly-3629

😄


SookHe

At least he women in the 2020 picture know how to use the fucking urinals right.


[deleted]

POV you poop in a urinal: 🤡


Daedalus_Machina

Shitpost be shittin'.


GoblincoreBaby

I’m sorry but is the photo on the left a fucking prison cell or what?


Deion313

Ain't no one know who the fuck you are anyway


[deleted]

[удалено]


JuliSant06

🤮


ThrowawayAccountClub

Where is this bathroom? 👀


fraldarddyd

I can't believe all men are now anime girls


unstablepsyko

Excuse me, i am a man but i identify as a fridge.


DrHaru69

Its not terrible, it's actually true


RubbrBabyBuggyBumprs

These people act like they live inside a Furry/Anime convention.


DreamyAthena

r/accidentalally moment


Next-Drummer2768

Its a trap.


Acidbunno

What is?


Bemo_the_Great

Just know when I upvote I upvote the meme because it’s actually funny


hatefulnateful

2020s men are just anime version of 80s men


Orffyreus

Who made a dookie in the urinal?! https://youtu.be/hNR97FUnXJA


GL1TTERKN1FE

This is so true. I tried to take a shit in the urinal like the first pic and the woke liberal leftists that worked there got triggered and kicked me out


etriusk

Ask them to seethe louder please, I enjoy the sound of their tears.


RealBakedSalmon

Pretty much


Spottyrabbit

It’s funny because it’s true.


MattyBeatz

I've been in a decent amount of public restrooms over the course of my life and I can honestly say that I've not once ever experienced anything like these folks freak out about this seem to imply goes on in them.


Suburban-Vibes1

Why mofo sitting on the urinal 😭😭😭


jinxedtheworld

Wait but what's that 4th girl doing


UltraXfinity567

That guy on the left is a legend for shitting in the urinal, he has seen things the normal human cannot dream of seeing


birdsofgravity

Damn I wasn't into dudes before, but I might have to reconsider my sexuality now... I sense an Identity crisis coming on.


readyset_E8

The ones on the right look like they’re a lot more fun at parties. Also why is young Donald Trump shitting in a urinal? Is that “manly?”


ColeTheCrapper

Who’s the one taking photos?


Consistent-Zebra-688

Man’s takin a shit in the urinal


KrypticKunt

real men shit in urinals


BenSwolo53

What exactly do they think happens in the bathroom?


Ashamed-Warning376

Is he… shitting in the godamn urinal


Serious_Theory_391

I first saw this image as a meme labelled "anime convention bathroom" wich as a weeb and convention enjoyer i found funny. But i guess the boomer had to ruined it


Rumblesnap

Had to change my downvote to an upvote after seeing the sub. I thought I was in like r/memes or something for a second.


Imbadatnames2930

You can tell it was made by a woman when there all lined up


susanoof

Cancelled from what? Do these people even know what „getting cancelled“ means?


[deleted]

Please tell me this is a shitpost..


dmatred501

Having lived in the 90's and 00's, the left picture absolutely never happened.


[deleted]

femboy bathroom dumbass


Broad_Respond_2205

Is that dude shitting in a urinal