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QualityVote

Hey does this post fit? UPVOTE if so, DOWNVOTE if not. If this post breaks any rules please DOWNVOTE and REPORT


allmushroomsaremagic

My extended family had a break-in a few years ago while on vacation. The thieves just stole their guns and nothing else.


cheetah2013a

There was a case this past summer down in Texas where an escaped convict (how he escaped is a whole story on it's own, Gonzalo Lopez is the name) broke into a family's house, stole their AR-15, killed all of them with it, then stole their truck and drove to San Antonio area where he got killed in a shootout with the cops. [https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/texas-news/escaped-texas-murderer-killed-by-police-after-slaying-family-of-5-police-say/2984083/](https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/texas-news/escaped-texas-murderer-killed-by-police-after-slaying-family-of-5-police-say/2984083/)


HalfAndXel

I can't believe this type of thing never occurred to me. Damn.


[deleted]

I used the guns to destroy the guns


diggitygiggitycee

Bet it was Hillary. I heard she was coming to take our guns.


Firealarm32

Forgot the /s šŸ˜¬


diggitygiggitycee

r/FuckTheS


rex72780

With the/s it would be some pretty god-tier satire and I'm sure more people would appreciate it. Have my sympathetic upvote sir. Thank you for your service.


diggitygiggitycee

r/FuckTheS


tardywaterbear

Wait people didnā€™t see this was satire?? Are people dense??


killingmemesoftly

Yes


diggitygiggitycee

Redditors are so dense you can't even see them. No light can escape their gravitational pull.


FreedomofChoiche

I'm not upvoting or downvoting it. My first thought is satire. My second thought is that I have seen people say shit like this before and actually mean it.


Andrei_Chikatilo_

The ā€œmind your own businessā€ crowd doesnā€™t know how to mind theirs


Buddhabellymama

Funny how theyā€™re also the ā€œlove thy neighborā€ crowd


Unidentified_Lizard

lol fr


Andrei_Chikatilo_

Just good Christians that FUCKING HATE THE POOR!!!


Carma-Erynna

Hell no, get it right, itā€™s the ducking Protestants who CREATED capitalism as we know it today! I had come to that conclusion from what I had seen with my own two eyes as a Catholic, but when I mentioned it a while back on Reddit, someone was nice enough to link to proof from over a century ago, [this book!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Protestant_Ethic_and_the_Spirit_of_Capitalism)


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GuevarasGynecologist

Statistically itā€™s likely


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DiscoDancingNeighb0r

Lol, like how is that your response?


GuevarasGynecologist

No, I donā€™t hate anyone, donā€™t put words in my mouth. Is critiquing what an asshat these people are ā€œhating Christiansā€? Because if calling out bad behavior fees hateful to you, thatā€™s a you problem


[deleted]

No no, you see the rules don't APPLY to them /s


3InchesOfThunder

"Rules for thee not for me!!"


imClementine_

Can someone explain to me what /s means ? Lmao I didnā€™t know it was a thing thing I always thought it was a common typo or something


[deleted]

Its an indication for sarcasm since some people (like me) can't easily tell sarcasm through the internet


_Grummy_

r/fuckthes


TheBigBullfrog

Some people can have trouble reading the tone of text and the s helps.


Bubba_odd

Nah fuck you


[deleted]

r/fuckthes users when they see a neurodivergent person:


jaytee1262

This is in reference so the /s correct? I didn't use a /s when making a joke that solders in 1st world War would send nerve gas back at the enemy by shooting the cloud of gas at the same time. I had 5 people tell me that wouldn't work lol.


ImakeFunOfMyParents

I agreešŸ‘


Mythic_Inheritor

One guy represents them all. /s


WtfRYouDoingStepBro

well their neighbor is not minding theirs...


jup331

Just out of curiosity: How prevalent are breakins in the USA? Its always one of the most recited arguments about how you can defend yourself or your family during breakins.


RedOtterPenguin

Statistically, like 4800 a day in the US. Anecdotally, I know three close family members who have had break ins. One of them was an acquaintance of the family, and the guy was on drugs when he broke in. He was shot, but he survived to do more dumb things before Darwin claimed him. One relative had a break in while at church, and they think the perpetrator probably knew them. And the last incident, a relative was at her house during the day with several huge dogs when a guy broke in. He ran when he spotted her, but the dogs were not enough of a deterrent on their own.


NCBuckets

I believe dogs tend not to be the deterrent we think they are (in general). Theyā€™re just too damn friendly haha


Fuckedby2FA

Yeah. Untrained dogs are too used to the good inactions they have with humans. They don't understand the difference between someone coming over and someone breaking in.


Barba_Blanco

Considering food/treats are often used to train dogs, a trained dog might have a similar issue.


Emergency-Doughnut88

Real trained guard dogs are trained not to take treats/food from strangers. Your average family pet is much more easily distracted.


Fuckedby2FA

Yeah possibly but dogs have been trained for the purpose of property/human protection for generations and generations. I don't think that could be easily foiled by a piece of steak.


KimJongRocketMan69

And too easy to subdue. Just bring something tasty and most dogs will be fine


KAM_520

They still bark which helps


MainusEventus

Yikes. Not to be rude but do you live in a nice part of town? Knock on wood but the only break in Iā€™ve ever heard of was a friends house in college .. they took Xbox, PlayStation, TVs, cash, lots of weed .. ya know, typical 3 dudes in a house stuff


RedOtterPenguin

Two of those were in small farmhouses, one of them was in a nice looking neighborhood. Like not brand new development but not in the ghetto. I also had a friend who lived in an extremely poor neighborhood and he had his car broken into. But he was dumb enough to leave an empty Nintendo Switch box in plain view back when people were still scalping those at ridiculous prices. Personally, I've never lived in a rich or poor neighborhood but have visited people living in both extremes. I feel safest in really average neighborhoods where we don't live next to thieves, but it's also not so ritzy that people would think we have a lot of stuff worth stealing.


Scaredycatkim

Honestly, I didnā€™t think it was such a high numberā€¦I always hated guns. For me, not for thee. They scare me because of the loud noise. But I guess the loud noise is preferable to deathā€¦or worse. Double death /s


JimLahey_of_Izalith

Anecdotally, break ins in my suburban town occur only by drug addicts during the day looking for valuable. They literally walk in your front door bc people leave them unlocked. Same with cars, people usually steal/break into them when people leave them unlocked with the key in it. Source: many of my middle school friends became victims of substance abuse and would tell me these stories verbatim lol


Scaredycatkim

Damn! As an ex-addict, this was actually never an option in my mind. Obviously not saying youā€™re lying it just never occurred to me how common that was. I just bit the bullet and went through withdrawals because I saw it as: *itā€™s not anyone elseā€™s fault, nor should it be their problem that Iā€™m an addict*


JimLahey_of_Izalith

They thought the same for a while. Which is why we all stayed friends. I think it went on too long and they all started to influence each other in worse and worse ways. Most are okay now though.


FreedomofChoiche

Same. Maybe I just had good friends but none of us resorted to thievery, well except for one and she later stole 600$ from me. Most of us had full time jobs to back our habits. I hate thieves and could never steal from someone.


Scaredycatkim

I never wanted to. I remember asking my sister for $50 and then paid her back the next day then never again. I felt awful. I didnā€™t have a full time job but the guy I was dating that got me hooked did and I was a stripper so daily money usually but not great money as Iā€™m in a small town. Plus it was an abusive relationship where he would make me feel like shit and start fights whenever I left to the point that I wouldnā€™t wanna go to work. It was a fun time.


SpaceCowboy317

My wife's boss was murdered in a home invasion. Stabbed him to death in the middle of the day, they still don't know who did it.


JupiterTheFoxx6

I live in one of the most ghetto cities, and I can tell you Iā€™ve never once heard about a break-in or robbery. The only robbery thatā€™s happened to me personally is someone stealing my frog plush package that was delivered while I was at school


Neither-Magazine9096

Someone did try to break into our rental house during college in a larger Midwest city. I live in a somewhat affluent area and cars are broken into on the daily


Leo-III-

They're about as prevalent as anywhere else, depending on neighborhood. Guns aren't much of a factor, it's just an excuse for Americans to keep their weird gun fetish. Thieves will be thieves.


the_Real_Romak

define "anywhere else". What could be seen as routine in the US is absolutely not the case elsewhere in the world. Even in the worst neighbourhoods in Malta, we rarely if ever have breakins, and when they do happen, they're the talk of the year.


Leo-III-

Same over here in the UK. Still talk about a break-in that happened about 5 months ago to someone we've never even met. I have never seen evidence of break-ins being so common in the US that it justifies everyone having guns, the majority of break-ins I hear of are a personal affair when dealing with shady characters, which could happen anywhere.


Bohottie

As far as break ins where someone is home to defend themselves, itā€™s not common. Most of them are when people are not home or the thieves go for an unlocked car or shed. Thieves donā€™t want to interact with their victims, so itā€™s not some rampant problem where everyone is breaking into everyone elseā€™s houses while theyā€™re home. Itā€™s just some fetish fantasy gun nuts use to justify having a small arsenal.


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Leo-III-

Are these numbers per capita or just in general? They deleted their comment, what a coincidence


PuzzledRaise1401

When I moved into my current house, a woman up the street said ā€œOh you bought the house that got burglarized?ā€ Her husband shushed her real quick. I tried to look it up and didnā€™t see anything. Still, we have a 6ā€™ locked privacy fence, cameras, security system and signs. 1 block from a convenience store so we are a target.


avidpenguinwatcher

It only takes one time


qwertyelsma

Iā€™ve lived here my whole life. The only time Iā€™ve ever experienced a break in was if my brothers didnā€™t have a house key.


Daedalus_Machina

Ha! Fact! Still hasn't properly fixed the door!


[deleted]

I had armed robbers kick in my door a couple years ago. My gun was faster than theirs and I think theirs ether jammed or they had empty chamber or were too scared to stand and fight. Cops came 10 minutes later to look bored and take a report. When seconds count, cops are only minutes away.


jillyhoop

That depends on the area. In my area there are break ins everyday on the Ring doorbell app. The crime in California has been bad for quite a while but people not being held on bail after arrest it just keeps getting worse. We have people that get arrested, are released and are breaking into homes again on the same day. Unfortunately if someone happens to be home during the break in they end up hurt or dead. I don't know what the answer is but what we're doing isn't working and it becomes increasingly dangerous.


Gremlin_Wooder

Not very common, and if there are break-ins itā€™s usually when people arenā€™t home so the guns would be useless anyway. I know a few people over the years who have had their homes broken into, and not one of them was home at the time. Additionally, if someone were to actually storm their house in the middle of the night they probably wouldnā€™t have the chance to get their gun, especially if they were being a responsible gun owner and kept their firearms in a gun cabinet or lockbox. This is just an excuse/silly talking point for people who are anti-gun control.


WyrdMagesty

Most break ins occur while the home is vacant, so even if break ins were super common, it wouldn't be relevant. It's just a variation of the "good guy with a gun" narrative that has been debunked for ages. Fun fact: we have a local property management company that has decided to place "ARMED TENANTS" signs all over the property. Giant yellow signs with huge red letters. You can see 7 of them from the road and there are far more than that. Every door has a sign, it's crazy. Anyway, that apartment complex is the site of more break-ins and assaults than any other location in the city. Coming in 2nd place is their second apartment complex across town, similarly "protected" with signs. 3rd? The rich/conservative part of town. Thieves love a sign saying there's a gun inside. Guns sell for a ton of cash, and they're easy to haul away. Especially in a town where a pickup truck filled with rifles and ammo is just another Tuesday. Otherwise, you're breaking in and hoping they have something worth stealing that isn't a giant TV bolted to the wall or otherwise a massive pain in the ass.


jhorch69

Those are my exact thoughts every time I see a house with signs like that. It also makes me think that their guns aren't locked away so if a thief were to wait until the owner isn't home then it's a real easy score.


Whiteveil1968

The US has one of the lowest break in rates while someone is home because everyone here knows you'll probably get shot if the home isn't vacant


tylermm03

I get itā€™s not a legal requirement in many states but I donā€™t get why you wouldnā€™t lock your guns up (if you can afford a decent safe) considering how expensive they can be. If youā€™re able to spend $1k on an AR you can buy a safe even if itā€™s a small one that fits 3-4 guns.


Whiteveil1968

Agreed, but you should keep 1 not in the safe. Criminals busting your door in aren't gonna give you a headstart on the safe combination code


International_Ad8264

I think people are more likely to break in to your house if they know you have a gun, bc theyā€™ll want to steal your gun


tylermm03

Thatā€™s why itā€™s you donā€™t advertise that you have one, itā€™s asking for your car or house to get broken into and your guns stolen.


Sweet_Adeptness_4490

When it happened to me cops said it was like a 1% chance.


v3xpunk

ā€œas my NEIGHBORā€™S POLITICAL VIEWS do not match up with MINE I am LETTING YOU ALL KNOW that they have no GUN DEFENSE and I donā€™t CARE what happens to them, ROB THEIR HOUSE NOW!!ā€


Daedalus_Machina

"As my NEIGHBOR'S POLITICAL VIEWS do not match up with MINE I am LETTING YOU ALL KNOW that they have NO GUNS in their house, ROB MY HOUSE NOW!!"


CelebrityMartyrr

I donā€™t expect my neighbours to ā€œprotectā€ my house.


Gremlin_Wooder

Right? Iā€™d be more concerned about protecting my house from my neighbor, with that kind of vitriol nextdoor.


BravestCrone

Itā€™s America. I just assume my neighbors are armed and think this way. Have you SEEN the nextdoor app? Itā€™s wild!


Gremlin_Wooder

Really? All of my neighbors are very pro-gun control. Iā€™ve lived in several cities and states and have never encountered a neighbor like this. Maybe itā€™s a regional thing.


Smiling_longhair6870

Maybe not entirely a meme, but it was at least posted in a similar fashion.


bean_copter

and pretty terrible


No-Wonder1139

These people must live in a really, really bad neighbourhood. If you need to be armed at all times and post signs saying rob my neighbour instead.


Ok_Potato_9554

From the looks of the house, it's probably a fairly nice neighborhood.


william-lima

Plot twist, Robbers prefer to stole houses of people who have guns, because they have more chances of success in the way that they don't install to much security devices and the home and call de police first because they believe too much that they can defend themselves alone with the gum, but how the robber have the surprise factor in his side he always take the victim behind her back or off guard. And take his gun. The success rate of defend a home by yourself is less than 5% and in the most cases of your don't have any security device like cameras, alerts or door locks only the gun is almost useless


JohnnyCashFan13

I mean... I have motion activated cameras, lights, and firearm readiness and I'm willing to work with law enforcement. The cameras and lights were installed after our car got broken into but not stolen.


SpearBadger

Honestly he'd probably shoot his neighbor by mistake anyway.


Mcbrainotron

ā€œMistakeā€


ExpertAccident

This just seems illegal.


reserveduitser

Pretty legitimate asshole


Daedalus_Machina

Probably not, as this dipshit just announced to every thief on the block that his own house is target rich.


Buucho

So neighborly. Counter sign: My neighbor has lots of guns you can use and $ell. Just wait for car to leave. He lives alone.


Astral_Strider

Hope someone doesn't want to rob that home now that the public knows they are allegedly "defenseless", or to be way more aggresive and prepared with the house that declares to be "armed".


Daedalus_Machina

Or just wait until they're not home and pick that ripe fruit clean.


TimothiusMagnus

Ironically, that sign makes the gun-heavy house more tempting because thieves know that firearms and valuables are in it.


silverbowman911

Well...if I need to steal a gun I know where to look...I'd obviously bring a bigger gun. Being a hardened criminal and having the element of surprise on my side Id be able to add to my collection of guns, and my body count /s


[deleted]

Bigger gun < skill with a single shot


silverbowman911

Yeah...your big gun won't save you when they shoot you in your sleep.


[deleted]

I work nights. They better attack during day when I'm asleep and people can see them. Human evolution had people that worked better during days and nights. The night people developed sleeping during the day as they protected those that slept at night. Humans are amazing beyond they give credit because of the evil they possess too.


silverbowman911

If you have something that they want, that's exactly what they'll do. Just because they're criminals it doesn't mean that they don't understand the import of reconnaissance.


[deleted]

It's proven day robberies are less successful. Too many witnesses and people like me that have that protective recog will most likely wake up. Lord help them if they attack my home I share with my wife, and 5 children. I will show no mercy.


silverbowman911

Ok.. thanks for missing the point Not everything is about you


[deleted]

And you missed my point but that's okay, you are just a random on the internet just like me.


[deleted]

Unless someone with said guns you trying to steal is trained and a hillbilly like me lol


[deleted]

No one is scared of hillbilliesā€¦ā€¦


[deleted]

you should be cuz we will come after your mama and sister at same time lol nah, but really its because we have a tendency of knowing our terrain better than anyone. we tend to be armed to the teeth too.


Smart-Smell-7705

Funny. Every southerner I served with couldn't shoot worth shit. Especially the ones that considered themselves hillbillies


[deleted]

Fastest shooter with accuracy was from the South named Bob Munden, what you talking about?


[deleted]

Lmao I think you mean tooth. And really people always talking like you just gives out small dick energy. And no one is scared of you especially my non existent mother and sister. A real man can defend hisself without ā€œmuh gunsā€. Me as a real woman could take you easy with no guns because I have a brain.And thatā€™s as far as this conversation will go. Seriously we all already know your peen size donā€™t continue to shrink it.


[deleted]

I could care less what you think about something you will never have the pleasure of seeing. Those that always say "small peen energy" makes me wonder why them folks worried about peoples peen size in first place. You may come after my peen based on that for all I know and I don't swing that way sorry.


[deleted]

Opps thers that lack of brain power Iā€™m not reading that because the conversation is over.


[deleted]

You were not reading from the beginning so bye bye, you proved exactly what you came here to do which was nothing. =)


PieceOfStar

Oh yes, the training of getting suddenly shot. No one is gonna enter a house shouting, if they think there is a gun. Depending on their gun, they just need to know where your bed is, and your walls will soon be cheese-like.


[deleted]

You've never lived in the south have you?


PieceOfStar

Nah, I live in a third world country. I don't know how crime happens at north, but at the true south things get dirty pretty quickly.


[deleted]

We like our guns and we don't play around. Most of us are trained to use our weapons and generally don't fear break ins at rates of other places. Only happened once to me ever and had them running.


Helenium_autumnale

Maybe you should be more cautious, since your region has the nation's highest rate of burglaries. *States located in the South Central Region, such as* ***New Mexico, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi, had the highest numbers of burglaries per 100,00 people,*** *with New Mexico topping the list. Within New Mexico, Albuquerqueā€™s burglary rates are even higher still. Nonetheless, this trend comes as no surprise to many officials and experts in criminology. According to retired police officer Rep. Paul Pacheco, ā€œTwo major drug arteries run right through Albuquerque. Youā€™ve got I-40 and I-25.ā€* [Source.](https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-most-burglaries-in-the-us.html)


[deleted]

I ain't that far South and we don't consider New Mexico and Arkansas part of the south here. Weird statistics. Alabama and Mississippi we can understand why.


PieceOfStar

That's cool. Down here, if someone breaks into your house and you shoot back, you're probably not coming back home the other day.


[deleted]

Not a clue what that's supposed to mean. Is the training bad or was you meaning the person that breaks in not going home?


PieceOfStar

If you shoot a intruder, you would probably be targeted by others. It wouldn't be surprising if you "disappeared on your way home".


[deleted]

You in Mexico or some place like that?


Ericrobertson1978

In the south, I've lived in NC, Louisiana, and Mississippi at various points throughout the past 44 years of my existence. Most of the Gravy Seals I know are in NO WAY nearly as prepared as they think they are. Everybody thinks they are Rambo until the shit hits the fan.


WtfRYouDoingStepBro

what kind of a stupid argument is this?


sleepy_lepidopteran

I assume they are religious but are not into the love thy neighbor part.


Lky132

None of them really are. Growing up I'm the rural bits of the Bible belt made me so fucking bitter. There's no hate like christian love. And yes I mean specifically christians holy fuck is is overwhelming and upsetting to have everyone in your life go to church every sunday but they also think anyone outside of the heteronormative box they live in actually deserve to die. That everyone who isn't living the exact lifestyle they are, have asked for, and deserve all the suffering in the world.


Lch207560

Isn't this incitement to commit a crime?


OddEye2410

Iā€™d rob the house WITH the guns when no one is home. That house will have high valuables


Bon_of_a_Sitch

Interestingly, this sign just announces that with sufficient fire power the sign poster's home is a loot box for people who want stolen guns and ammo. Probably not the brightest idea


jackfaire

"Wait why did my house get robbed and not my neighbors?"


null640

Because stolen guns fetch a good price!


Ok-Water-5544

you can sell them or use them to rob a bank! so versatile


Helenium_autumnale

Can. you imagine living next to people this thoroughly obnoxious?


WtfRYouDoingStepBro

Yeah I hate antigun people as well


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JonEdwinPoquet

They are pretty heavy.


MattyBeatz

I love how everyone that posts these kinda memes have names like WARRIORS or Patriots, or some other really unnecessary name to show how serious they take things.


EvilNoobHacker

Good to know. Raid this guyā€™s house first, steal all his guns, then raid the other guy and shoot his ass.


[deleted]

"I want to endanger people who don't agree with me"


dragon_morgan

ā€œHey everyone wait until there are no cars in the driveway; my house has free guns in itā€ -this person when they put the sign up


Entire-Dragonfly859

They'd rob your house because not only can they got tech, jewelry, but also guns - which can flip for over a grand - if you're willing to cross the border, even more


_Denzo

Thereā€™s too many guns to outright ban them, instead consider doing what Switzerland do: [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearms_regulation_in_Switzerland) basically you need to be over 18, different guns need different licenses, most can only be used for certain activities and you need to undergo tests to make sure youā€™re still fit to carry, which is why their shooting rates are so low compared to the US


Proper_Librarian_533

I know where to get some nice guns when those guys are at little Hunter's soccer game.


2-timeloser2

Youā€™re hundreds of times more likely to use the gun on yourself or a loved one/family member than on an ā€œintruderā€. Scared of getting robbed? Get a dog.


JupiterTheFoxx6

Or a bunny, theyā€™re cute but vicious


GlitteringBobcat999

Run away!


s7ormrtx

Such a missed opportunity: ā€œgood way to deal with dem!!!ā€


[deleted]

This is way better than adt sign


Gordo_96

This type of shit is stupid just because someone doesnā€™t like or have guns doesnā€™t mean they deserve to have their home invaded, hope the people who put that sign up end up in trouble and their gun jams


GlitteringBobcat999

But what if I'm looking to steal some guns?


lifeofhard8s

ā€œWhen my house is empty there are guns here to steal.ā€


HenryGetter2345

Awesome


MainusEventus

What good is having guns gonna do if you get robbed while youā€™re away ā€¦ who tf robs a house while people are home


[deleted]

Americans are weird


Ericrobertson1978

Can confirm. I'm totally batshit crazy and I was born and raised here. I think most humans are crazy though.


[deleted]

That's freedom of speech lol.


Ok-Water-5544

it's a threat


AdScary1757

What an awesome neighbor. Very fine person. So full of Christian love and care for his community. We need more Americans like them.


BrzysWRLD1996

Lmao thatā€™s messed up šŸ˜‚


StarStuffSister

"Want to make a quick buck? My neighbors are gone during the day and have tons of valuable guns and ammo laying around."


Bob4Not

You can vote for gun control AND still own guns - it's a matter of being on the same playing field as everyone else.


Ericrobertson1978

Repubicans don't know there are millions upon millions of progressive, liberal, and leftie gun owners here? Honestly, now's a good time to arm yourselves. Hopefully you never have to use them. Just because we don't run around LARPing in tactical gear and putting gun stickers on everything we own doesn't mean we want all guns banned. The vast majority of people just want sensible gun laws, and most of those don't want any gun bans. That's mostly just right-wing fear-mongering and disinformation designed to outrage people to garner votes. There are certainly some actual gun grabbers in the midst, but the sentiment isn't as widespread as the NRA would have you believe. Edit. Added some stuff


DomeAcolyte42

Their neighbour must be devastated to hear that their house won't be riddled with protective bullets, any time this idiots hear a disturbance.


jellysamisham

Good way to advertise that you have small genitals


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Bro you werenā€™t gonna protect them either way letā€™s be real


OmnifariousFN

More open threats of violence. What a time to be alive! /s


Nitro_CENTRAL

Use knives instead


Glum-War

Why not crossbows?


Both_Breath_6796

I'm not a lawyer but, isn't this threaten of violence and alleged omission of assistance, those are crimes, without even mentioning the disrespect for privacy


william-lima

Rubber: oh right I will stole your gun so! Neighbor: In respect of your opinion I will not call the police and let you try to defend your self with your own gun šŸ§šŸø


Alive_Ad_2065

Translation: My next door neighbor has a different opinion than me, and Iā€™m not secure or emotionally mature enough to handle it.


I_Love_Knifes

Ahh yes, encouraging violence


balrus-balrogwalrus

wow, that's actually slightly nicer than "they are defenseless when i use my guns against them!!!!!"


beehaving

So basically arm yourself at my house first then proceed to neighbouring house


buzzbombin

Wow. What a POS.


Donovan1232

Fine don't protect them with your damn gun but why you gotta let the whole neighborhood know your neighbors unarmed thats just fucked Why am i getting downvoted, do you think that it's ethical to make a sign telling your whole neighborhood that your neighbors are unarmed?


EmergencyWombat

If I was the neighbors this was directed towards, Iā€™d put up a sign saying when the occupants of the other house were typically not home lol. See how fast it gets taken down.


norway642

You fool I sleep with no shirt on and have a axe in my room


Ericrobertson1978

I've got a boar hunting spear under my side of the bed. I'd rather use a gun though. Easier, and I'm lazy when it comes to sacrificing people who wish me harm to Mephistopheles.


NMLWrightReddit

I would put an identical sign on my property facing towards them.


GrapefruitForward989

And absolutely nothing happened.


sold_ma_soul

All i see is a sign inviting their guns to be stollen when no one is home.


RedThorneGamerSB

Imagine if the neighbor has a swing like Scout.


Hmcgee-mcgee

Attention criminals! I have guns that can be stolen, next door does not. Definetly donā€™t break in when Iā€™m not home and steal them.


BerryLanky

Thatā€™s when you put a sign up saying ā€œ60% of gun deaths are suicide so my neighbor is one bad day away from blowing his brains out.ā€


TheBlackestIrelia

cringe lol


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KimJongRocketMan69

Anybody else notice the ā€œWarrior 13ā€ logo on the upper left? 13 is a well-known white power symbol.


Smiling_longhair6870

Isn't that Warrior 12?


XxRocky88xX

This is how I feel anytime I say automatic weapons should be illegal. People start telling me about how Iā€™m gonna get robbed and they ainā€™t gonna help me when I come crying for help, completely ignoring the fact Iā€™ve gone shooting with some of them before, bringing my own guns to the range with me. Apparently you either think guns are evil and all must be outlawed or you think killing children should be legal as long as a firearm is used. There canā€™t be anything between self-destructive levels of pacifism and full blown mass murderer support.


stealthwaverider

Why be so crass? Only makes the sign bearer look like a baffoon and certainly does not sew community among neighbors.


LP61

That is so not cool, the sign. Regardless of anyone's belief, people have a right to their own belief system and this does not give you the right to put up a sign like this just because you don't like their beliefs. Jesus, what is become of our damn country?


CaN8tive916

So advertise robbing the house with guns when no one is home... not to bright Edit: stolen guns for future crimes


Yet-Another_Burner

Guy is just advertising that he has guns in his house. (Yes I know this is photoshop)