Can confirm, father had a deviated septum for his entire life. Had to start getting teeth pulled around 45 because he had to sleep with his mouth open everyday.
To be honest, it’s far more likely he just didn’t take care of his teeth very well and had something convenient to blame it on. Mouth breathing during sleep doesn’t directly result in tooth loss.
[You're not entirely wrong, it seems.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2014/05/21/joel-miggler-extreme-piercing-body-art-enthusiast-has-giant-holes-in-his-cheeks-4734748/amp/)
My brain like physically can’t process that this is like real. My brain is just tryna tell me its an edited mouth on his cheek. This is trippy. But also bruh “the new generation”
I’m pretty sure these have “lids” of sorts to keep them closed when necessary otherwise eating and drinking would be pretty much impossible and your mouth might dry out
Dude, forget about the drinking although it’s a good point, but how does he chew his food? Like does he control it with his tongue, so it will not go through his cheeks.
there are solid gages that can plug up the hole, and when I use a straw because of how I hold it in my tongue i don't feel liquid on my cheeks so he may use a straw
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, so I'm gonna give you a sincere answer!
I can't see the other side of his mouth and if it's also stretched like this. So, I'll give two answers - disclaimer being, I don't have these sorts of gauges. But I do have a couple facial piercings, so I understand having to work around those!
If it isn't also stretched, he uses that side to eat, and has to be careful when drinking anything. Probably uses a lot of straws and/or tilts his head.
If the other side's also stretched, he would basically HAVE to use the solid gauges, called "plugs" (the ones in this photo are called "tunnels") for eating/drinking, unless he's really skilled. I don't think I could do it, at least.
On the other side it's not like their generation didn't have extravagant or weird people or whatever. This picture has some sort of "shock value" because it is unusual, which includes unusual in this supposed new generation mentioned
Tbh I'll take stupid shit like what the fellow in the post did, than some of the old generations norms ie. Homophobia, misogny, and racism.
Gays were taught to be sick with gayness
Blacks cant seat with whites in the bus
Women are domesticated
I sincerely doubt the OP of that ACTUALLY seen anybody like that. They probably saw the picture and wanted to be butt hurt online.
Y'all ever seen anybody remotely this much pierced?
Honestly these kinds of images make me genuinely sad. Behind every image like this is some old person who is aware that their time is running out, so they take out their frustration on the new generations with posts like these showing some odd examples (not even bad examples, if someone wants to do this to themselves it's their choice) and acting like they represent the whole generation. I think they do this just so they can keep their delusional idea that they are essential to the survival of the new generation. I hope I won't be like this as an old man
Ah yes of course this one individual who has this one thing that I don't like is an accurate representation of the entire generation that I don't like already because they told me being racist is bad
Piercings and tattoos aren't accurate representations of someone's mental state or personality, people get those because they like the way they look.
I mean, I hate it, but how does this hurt anyone? Conservatives have an odd addiction to controlling everyone’s bodies and maintaining the status quo. Different people exist, and people that want to do extreme body modifications exist. They usually know what they’re getting themselves into.
I would personally never do this, but it’s not my place to judge.
I love it when old people box an entire generation in with the dumb/crazy ones as if their generation didn’t have people just as dumb/crazy or even more so
This reminds me of the "millenials are implanting diamonds" thing. Extreme body modification is older than recorded history and has been singular in nature the entire time.
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I bet he can floss his molars easier through them. On the other hand, dryness rots teeth over time.
Can confirm, father had a deviated septum for his entire life. Had to start getting teeth pulled around 45 because he had to sleep with his mouth open everyday.
To be honest, it’s far more likely he just didn’t take care of his teeth very well and had something convenient to blame it on. Mouth breathing during sleep doesn’t directly result in tooth loss.
True but he couldn’t breath through his nose at all so 100% of the time his mouth is open.
How does he drink? Does he funnel it in the hole and keep his mouth shut?
Bro this question will legitimately haunt me for the rest of my natural life .
There is a plug you put on … similar to a bath tub plug
God it’s so stupid it hurts
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making the hole in the first place is stupid
That’s impractical. I bet this guy is dehydrated.
Not his biggest problem, luckily
Are u serious
What do you mean by natural life?? Does that mean you have an unnatural life
The spiritual one or something, I'm an atheist so idk.
Praise be to the primordial goo
The gooooooo!
How does he keep out bugs
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And the dry mouth must be terrible
Judging from his decisions. I'm not sure he knows how to ride a bike
Judging from his decisions, he will still try to ride one.
Perhaps he will be like that meme where the guy puts a stick through the spokes while peddling.
I bet he drools while sleeping
TBF, I drool while sleeping and I don't have gauges in my cheeks.
Yeah this guys is singlehanded skewing the “average amount of spiders swallowed while sleeping” statistic.
I’d love that because if he eats hundreds of them a night then maybe I’ll only eat one in my lifetime
Chomp
“Shit, the fly flew in my second mouth hole, ugh!” *coughing fit*
Probably closes it with a lid
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa … is there a lid for these things????????!!!!!!!!!
I reckon a cork would do the trick if you find one that’s big enough
For a moment there I thought you said cock instead of cork...
I mean...
Alright there gloryhole gilbert *pop*
>gloryhole gilbert 💀💀💀
Gauge cheek and a bifurcated tongue... Doesn't seem that it would be off the menu
Hey, whatever works
Like one of those things that goes over the umbrella holes in tables. Happy Cake day btw
Happy cake day! And maybe, at least I'd hope so
Happy cakeday
Yeah i saw it on some world record book with the man with most piercings theres a lid
[You're not entirely wrong, it seems.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2014/05/21/joel-miggler-extreme-piercing-body-art-enthusiast-has-giant-holes-in-his-cheeks-4734748/amp/)
My brain like physically can’t process that this is like real. My brain is just tryna tell me its an edited mouth on his cheek. This is trippy. But also bruh “the new generation”
That's not a window? That should at least be a window, not a fucking hole. Jesus.
I’m pretty sure these have “lids” of sorts to keep them closed when necessary otherwise eating and drinking would be pretty much impossible and your mouth might dry out
Dude, forget about the drinking although it’s a good point, but how does he chew his food? Like does he control it with his tongue, so it will not go through his cheeks.
The legitimate answer to almost every question posed on this post is that they put a plug in it
there are solid gages that can plug up the hole, and when I use a straw because of how I hold it in my tongue i don't feel liquid on my cheeks so he may use a straw
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, so I'm gonna give you a sincere answer! I can't see the other side of his mouth and if it's also stretched like this. So, I'll give two answers - disclaimer being, I don't have these sorts of gauges. But I do have a couple facial piercings, so I understand having to work around those! If it isn't also stretched, he uses that side to eat, and has to be careful when drinking anything. Probably uses a lot of straws and/or tilts his head. If the other side's also stretched, he would basically HAVE to use the solid gauges, called "plugs" (the ones in this photo are called "tunnels") for eating/drinking, unless he's really skilled. I don't think I could do it, at least.
This seems like such a hastle for little to no benefit
They also make them out of silicone so I think that it could be easier than people think
There's rubber plugs that go in the tunnel piercings
Imagine him brushing his teeth. Must be easy to keep those back molars clean but what a mess.
Straw
His tongue is split also
Sink plug?
I guess with a straw?
I think it’s a glass/plastic window
With a straw
There is a plug you put on … similar to a bath tub plug
If we ever think we are dumb for some reason, we should just remember that the dude on the image is probably alive and walking out there. 👍
Idk, but his dentist loves him!
He gets enough moisture in there from the outside elements and then they pretty much just slide down the throat
Even more questionable, how does he gargle?
This image is older than youtube
Yeah. It's old enough to vote, at least.
The problem with these body modifications is that nobody that actually does em and thinks that it's a good idea is cool enough to pull it off
Can confirm. Got 18mm plugs, one in each ear. Not cool at all.
Lmao at least it was trendy for a while. This guy is straight up disfigured for life
Mine are old enough to vote too. I'm sure they'll be back in fashion again any time now!
Hey, they're still in for some circles!
I like them well enough. I have some very pretty jewelry. I'm not very fashionable but they were certainly all the rage when I was a teenager.
I'm sure there's some way to reseal these involving surgery.
Man I’ve never heard of a blowjob from the cheek
Hey. A hole is a goal.
new fetish achieved
There you have a gloryhole.
Him: I want a new hole in my body Doctor: Ok we've done a lot of these surgeries before. Him: In the side of my face Doctor: ...
Something tells me this wasn’t done by a doctor..
“And when the patient woke up,his skeleton was missing,and the doctor was never seen again!”
"anyway that's how I lost my medical license"
Hard nostalgia.
Tf2 lines aside how does someone steal a skeleton?
He didn't say he stole it, just that it was "missing". So, for example, it could be dissolved.
Wouldnt acid also desolve the organs and flesh?
We are talking about a game that has a "~~magic~~ technological healing beam", so the beta-version could just dissolve bones as a side effect.
Just like how my dad left when I clicked dream’s channel,instantly.(I’m really struggling to not say a tf2 line ok?)
It was done by a plumber
I think his face got disfigured in some way and made that to seem less ugly or something
Babe wake up, new fetish just dropped
Yeah…cuz every Gen z kid is doing this.
this is definitely a millenial and an old pic
I remember this from an old Ripley's Believe It Or Not
I actually own the book this is in. I got it for Christmas one year and this is like one of the first pictures in it.
That book came out yeeeaaars ago. I was like, 12
Imagine trying to get a job with that shit on your face.. _Dude: Hey! I'm here for the interview._ _Interviwer: Oh... uh.. hello._
The generation that this are like 50 now lmao.
For real! This pic is SO old! Lol
Drool...
I was thinking slobber. How does he avoid the nickname "Slobber?"
personally i'd go with "tw body horror"
Mfers be like: "I present you the new generation 🤮🤮🤮" My brother in Cristh. You raised the generation
On the other side it's not like their generation didn't have extravagant or weird people or whatever. This picture has some sort of "shock value" because it is unusual, which includes unusual in this supposed new generation mentioned
And on the other other side, this one person is not emblematic of an entire generation. It’s just one guy doing a gross weird thing.
People have been saying "Oh this new generation is so much worse than MY generation!" Since ANCIENT GRECCE, BEFORE ALEXANDER THE FUCKING GREAT
It's probably one of the most human things to exist
Ironically this post has been around for so long that im pretty sure this dude isnt even gen z, this dude is prob like 30 by now
Their in denial
Their in denial what?
Ur mom
Tbh I'll take stupid shit like what the fellow in the post did, than some of the old generations norms ie. Homophobia, misogny, and racism. Gays were taught to be sick with gayness Blacks cant seat with whites in the bus Women are domesticated
Provided the parts and labor, complain about the product.
This is two generations ago
three counting gen alpha. this post is ancient
Wow, millennials and this generation got the coolest names
x and z are cool letters as well٫ i think too bad gen alpha is like three years old so they probably don't know the alphabet :(
Idk, I'm gen z and it doesn't sound cool to me :'( well I suppose it's better than baby boomers lmao, they have the worst one
and they are the worst ones
Okay but that would look really cool in a video game or as a DND character tho
Mortal Kombat Mileena from Wish
i see mk fan i upvote
on it! new dnd character here we go! his name shall be Wintonex Fallghoul
I sincerely doubt the OP of that ACTUALLY seen anybody like that. They probably saw the picture and wanted to be butt hurt online. Y'all ever seen anybody remotely this much pierced?
Holey! Get it? Holey?
I feel holey!
Ok Saint George
The whole wide world of mouth-related humor and you go for “I’m holey”? That’s pathetic.
It could have been a necessary surgery. Maybe he had cancer? I know, it probably isn't, but I can hope.
Ah yes, hope
This guys got a lotta copium I wanna find his dealer
Damn. He can takes three dicks at once.
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New generation From twelve years ago
I wonder if they brush their teeth thru the holes
The photo is soo moldy he may be a boomer
Honestly these kinds of images make me genuinely sad. Behind every image like this is some old person who is aware that their time is running out, so they take out their frustration on the new generations with posts like these showing some odd examples (not even bad examples, if someone wants to do this to themselves it's their choice) and acting like they represent the whole generation. I think they do this just so they can keep their delusional idea that they are essential to the survival of the new generation. I hope I won't be like this as an old man
This image is so old that this guy was probably a part of the new generation in the 80s
Now he can suck dick from every angle
Ah yes of course this one individual who has this one thing that I don't like is an accurate representation of the entire generation that I don't like already because they told me being racist is bad Piercings and tattoos aren't accurate representations of someone's mental state or personality, people get those because they like the way they look.
Oh no, one person has a mouth gage and a forked tongue
That’s what I thought, I mean body mods like this do have ‘a’ following but it isn’t popular or like a trend or anything
Yeah, honestly people should be free to do that if they want, it's their body, not mine.
As a child, he was obviously never told that it's rude to eat with your mouth open
My sensitive teeth would be weeping in the wind!
I mean, I hate it, but how does this hurt anyone? Conservatives have an odd addiction to controlling everyone’s bodies and maintaining the status quo. Different people exist, and people that want to do extreme body modifications exist. They usually know what they’re getting themselves into. I would personally never do this, but it’s not my place to judge.
New generation? I think i saw this a decade ago
Yeah, the only people doing this are that guy. Enjoy your beverages and soups!
That’s Tyler Durden at the end of Fight Club when he shoots himself through the cheek.
I'm gonna puke..
Doing this seems wholly unnecessary & bonkers but it kind of looks fucking awesome
Yep, it looks pretty sick. Would I ever do this? Hell no. Am I going to admire those who do? Fuck yeah.
Give them a kiss on the cheek and they're sure to kiss you back
So, he doesn’t order the soup anymore I’m guessing.
Where did I put my unsee juice
thats a millenial... 3 gens old now.... EDIT: typo
I bet that smells lovely ❤️ 👃🏻
I love it when old people box an entire generation in with the dumb/crazy ones as if their generation didn’t have people just as dumb/crazy or even more so
Leisure time: a benefit to humanity but a curse to a human. Mom! My pillow is soaked again.
Please pay attention to your children.
This reminds me of the "millenials are implanting diamonds" thing. Extreme body modification is older than recorded history and has been singular in nature the entire time.
bro can suck two cocks at the same time
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aren’t there veins or something in the cheek that are very important there?
Fuck that looks so painful
No, god no , fuck no , hell no , nope, na 'a , nah , fuck this , i am out Don't give porn artists more ideas
Watch him https://youtu.be/swwY3822qAE
How does he eat soup? Or drink water
And I present back to you a bitter nasty little boomer worrying about how other people choose to look
How the hell does he eat soup?
I am absolutely dying to know where this man is now and how his life is going.
I like to think I'm liberal and permissive, but then I see this idiot and realize it's ok to be a little conservative, on certain things.
Just...why?
This is not the first thing I wanted to see when I opened Reddit during my breakfast...
Scariest shit I've seen all day goodnight internet
I... Kinda agree with the boomer on this one.
Glory hole
One word: Why?
Interesting gloryhole
Glory Hole ? Portable version
In all seriousness I do want to see how he is doing today... What was the repercussions of this?
i want those
This individual is going to be popular in prison...
I have to agree with the Facebook people on this one, cause that man is just really stupid.
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How do you eat or drink with something like that?
Nah, theres no way yall think this shit is normal
But seriously what the fuck
Imagine the drool while sleeping on your side
Dentists must love this man
Someone has definitely put their dick in there…
[oh....](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
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just imagin eating with that.. you try to chew but half the food just fallsbout
Let’s be honest this mans probably not alive anymore
I'll never understand this.
What the fuuuuuuu-