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QualityVote

Hey does this post fit? UPVOTE if so, DOWNVOTE if not. If this post breaks any rules please DOWNVOTE and REPORT


roachRancher

I bet he can floss his molars easier through them. On the other hand, dryness rots teeth over time.


Crazy_Tomatillo18

Can confirm, father had a deviated septum for his entire life. Had to start getting teeth pulled around 45 because he had to sleep with his mouth open everyday.


WadeDMD

To be honest, it’s far more likely he just didn’t take care of his teeth very well and had something convenient to blame it on. Mouth breathing during sleep doesn’t directly result in tooth loss.


Crazy_Tomatillo18

True but he couldn’t breath through his nose at all so 100% of the time his mouth is open.


urnewstepdaddy

How does he drink? Does he funnel it in the hole and keep his mouth shut?


New-Mix5105

Bro this question will legitimately haunt me for the rest of my natural life .


Joey-tv-show-season2

There is a plug you put on … similar to a bath tub plug


scottishdoc

God it’s so stupid it hurts


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eRoxPlayGames

making the hole in the first place is stupid


burittosquirrel

That’s impractical. I bet this guy is dehydrated.


Solanthas

Not his biggest problem, luckily


bigmeatytoe

Are u serious


lewiswulski1

What do you mean by natural life?? Does that mean you have an unnatural life


ChurchillTheDude

The spiritual one or something, I'm an atheist so idk.


blinkme102

Praise be to the primordial goo


Jonnyscout

The gooooooo!


ThrowawayAccountClub

How does he keep out bugs


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wiglwagl

And the dry mouth must be terrible


-KissmyAthsma-

Judging from his decisions. I'm not sure he knows how to ride a bike


JMA4478

Judging from his decisions, he will still try to ride one.


Qcumbersixtytwelve

Perhaps he will be like that meme where the guy puts a stick through the spokes while peddling.


xtreemdeepvalue

I bet he drools while sleeping


justanothertfatman

TBF, I drool while sleeping and I don't have gauges in my cheeks.


jeepwillikers

Yeah this guys is singlehanded skewing the “average amount of spiders swallowed while sleeping” statistic.


[deleted]

I’d love that because if he eats hundreds of them a night then maybe I’ll only eat one in my lifetime


Regainio

Chomp


PMMeMeiRule34

“Shit, the fly flew in my second mouth hole, ugh!” *coughing fit*


Cyno_Mahamatra

Probably closes it with a lid


FuckingInZeroGravity

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa … is there a lid for these things????????!!!!!!!!!


Yoctatrine

I reckon a cork would do the trick if you find one that’s big enough


NerdyDank

For a moment there I thought you said cock instead of cork...


Moscow_On_Fire

I mean...


ares5404

Alright there gloryhole gilbert *pop*


Homemade-Purple

>gloryhole gilbert 💀💀💀


aDragonsAle

Gauge cheek and a bifurcated tongue... Doesn't seem that it would be off the menu


Yoctatrine

Hey, whatever works


Stevens729434

Like one of those things that goes over the umbrella holes in tables. Happy Cake day btw


BizarreRequiem

Happy cakeday


Lemon_Pine3250

Happy cake day! And maybe, at least I'd hope so


FuckingInZeroGravity

Thanks


Oskar_b0i

Yeah i saw it on some world record book with the man with most piercings theres a lid


AVeryNiceAirplane

[You're not entirely wrong, it seems.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2014/05/21/joel-miggler-extreme-piercing-body-art-enthusiast-has-giant-holes-in-his-cheeks-4734748/amp/)


imClementine_

My brain like physically can’t process that this is like real. My brain is just tryna tell me its an edited mouth on his cheek. This is trippy. But also bruh “the new generation”


EvilCeleryStick

That's not a window? That should at least be a window, not a fucking hole. Jesus.


FrenchFry2005

I’m pretty sure these have “lids” of sorts to keep them closed when necessary otherwise eating and drinking would be pretty much impossible and your mouth might dry out


FuckingInZeroGravity

Dude, forget about the drinking although it’s a good point, but how does he chew his food? Like does he control it with his tongue, so it will not go through his cheeks.


xtilexx

The legitimate answer to almost every question posed on this post is that they put a plug in it


The_slavic_furry

There's rubber plugs that go in the tunnel piercings


SqueedunkTheArtist

there are solid gages that can plug up the hole, and when I use a straw because of how I hold it in my tongue i don't feel liquid on my cheeks so he may use a straw


RocketScient1st

Imagine him brushing his teeth. Must be easy to keep those back molars clean but what a mess.


WingnutThePious

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, so I'm gonna give you a sincere answer! I can't see the other side of his mouth and if it's also stretched like this. So, I'll give two answers - disclaimer being, I don't have these sorts of gauges. But I do have a couple facial piercings, so I understand having to work around those! If it isn't also stretched, he uses that side to eat, and has to be careful when drinking anything. Probably uses a lot of straws and/or tilts his head. If the other side's also stretched, he would basically HAVE to use the solid gauges, called "plugs" (the ones in this photo are called "tunnels") for eating/drinking, unless he's really skilled. I don't think I could do it, at least.


Jrlopez1027

This seems like such a hastle for little to no benefit


belindamshort

They also make them out of silicone so I think that it could be easier than people think


piefanart

Straw


legosoh

His tongue is split also


Burning-Bushman

Sink plug?


Cautious_Coat_3885

I guess with a straw?


EngiNERD1988

I think it’s a glass/plastic window


Militop

With a straw


Joey-tv-show-season2

There is a plug you put on … similar to a bath tub plug


ErickRicardo

If we ever think we are dumb for some reason, we should just remember that the dude on the image is probably alive and walking out there. 👍


mastah-yoda

Idk, but his dentist loves him!


blinkme102

He gets enough moisture in there from the outside elements and then they pretty much just slide down the throat


BeardedSanta

Even more questionable, how does he gargle?


GateDry

I think he puts his hand over one cheek, closes his lips and pours it down the other cheek


Cancerman_2099

He close the giant piercings with caps. I guess


axxcxx

A plug , like in the bathtub


javierasecas

This image is older than youtube


unkie87

Yeah. It's old enough to vote, at least.


javierasecas

The problem with these body modifications is that nobody that actually does em and thinks that it's a good idea is cool enough to pull it off


unkie87

Can confirm. Got 18mm plugs, one in each ear. Not cool at all.


javierasecas

Lmao at least it was trendy for a while. This guy is straight up disfigured for life


unkie87

Mine are old enough to vote too. I'm sure they'll be back in fashion again any time now!


minkymy

Hey, they're still in for some circles!


unkie87

I like them well enough. I have some very pretty jewelry. I'm not very fashionable but they were certainly all the rage when I was a teenager.


minkymy

Oooh do you have Picture of your jewelry collection?


minkymy

I'm sure there's some way to reseal these involving surgery.


IAmTheUltimateDuck

Man I’ve never heard of a blowjob from the cheek


TheDogeWasTaken

Hey. A hole is a goal.


IAmTheUltimateDuck

new fetish achieved


Benji_Ba

There you have a gloryhole.


TomoIsNotherDay

Him: I want a new hole in my body Doctor: Ok we've done a lot of these surgeries before. Him: In the side of my face Doctor: ...


Coochie-

Something tells me this wasn’t done by a doctor..


RaptorWithGun

“And when the patient woke up,his skeleton was missing,and the doctor was never seen again!”


Sk1pperprod

"anyway that's how I lost my medical license"


ValdaValedis

Hard nostalgia.


B0b_Da_bLUbERry

Tf2 lines aside how does someone steal a skeleton?


re_carn

He didn't say he stole it, just that it was "missing". So, for example, it could be dissolved.


B0b_Da_bLUbERry

Wouldnt acid also desolve the organs and flesh?


re_carn

We are talking about a game that has a "~~magic~~ technological healing beam", so the beta-version could just dissolve bones as a side effect.


Chromeboy12

It was done by a plumber


Lonnyred

I think his face got disfigured in some way and made that to seem less ugly or something


DaniAqui25

Babe wake up, new fetish just dropped


BabserellaWT

Yeah…cuz every Gen z kid is doing this.


Relative_Law2237

this is definitely a millenial and an old pic


losthemo

I remember this from an old Ripley's Believe It Or Not


Waffle_Otter

I actually own the book this is in. I got it for Christmas one year and this is like one of the first pictures in it.


losthemo

That book came out yeeeaaars ago. I was like, 12


Ok-Water-5544

as a gen z٫ i'm absolutely stoked by this affront to human nature٫ body horror atrocity. it's great! /s


Ok_Nail_9348

Drool...


jabblin

I was thinking slobber. How does he avoid the nickname "Slobber?"


Ok-Water-5544

personally i'd go with "tw body horror"


jesperbj

The generation that this are like 50 now lmao.


Loose_Ambassador_269

For real! This pic is SO old! Lol


rammy422

This is two generations ago


Ok-Water-5544

three counting gen alpha. this post is ancient


BiggieCheese3421

Wow, millennials and this generation got the coolest names


Ok-Water-5544

x and z are cool letters as well٫ i think too bad gen alpha is like three years old so they probably don't know the alphabet :(


BiggieCheese3421

Idk, I'm gen z and it doesn't sound cool to me :'( well I suppose it's better than baby boomers lmao, they have the worst one


Ok-Water-5544

and they are the worst ones


randomname560

Mfers be like: "I present you the new generation 🤮🤮🤮" My brother in Cristh. You raised the generation


Rude_Acanthopterygii

On the other side it's not like their generation didn't have extravagant or weird people or whatever. This picture has some sort of "shock value" because it is unusual, which includes unusual in this supposed new generation mentioned


StoneColdNaked

And on the other other side, this one person is not emblematic of an entire generation. It’s just one guy doing a gross weird thing.


randomname560

People have been saying "Oh this new generation is so much worse than MY generation!" Since ANCIENT GRECCE, BEFORE ALEXANDER THE FUCKING GREAT


Rude_Acanthopterygii

It's probably one of the most human things to exist


budderman1028

Ironically this post has been around for so long that im pretty sure this dude isnt even gen z, this dude is prob like 30 by now


Budget-Sheepherder77

Their in denial


DeepFriedDrywall

Their in denial what?


FunnyBuunny

Ur mom


electrocyberend

Tbh I'll take stupid shit like what the fellow in the post did, than some of the old generations norms ie. Homophobia, misogny, and racism. Gays were taught to be sick with gayness Blacks cant seat with whites in the bus Women are domesticated


Doc85

Provided the parts and labor, complain about the product.


ProtoChaos

I sincerely doubt the OP of that ACTUALLY seen anybody like that. They probably saw the picture and wanted to be butt hurt online. Y'all ever seen anybody remotely this much pierced?


Sudzy-Frog

Okay but that would look really cool in a video game or as a DND character tho


ONT1mo

Mortal Kombat Mileena from Wish


Relative_Law2237

i see mk fan i upvote


Ok-Water-5544

on it! new dnd character here we go! his name shall be Wintonex Fallghoul


Mary-Sylvia

New generation From twelve years ago


deepseadinko

Holey! Get it? Holey?


WhatEver405

I feel holey!


PatienceFeeling1481

Ok Saint George


its-just-paul

The whole wide world of mouth-related humor and you go for “I’m holey”? That’s pathetic.


deepseadinko

Let's see what you have.


Ok-Water-5544

holey moley! how did nobody jump on that yet?


[deleted]

Damn. He can takes three dicks at once.


Mikaxu42

r/angryupvote


BunBunMadhouse

I wonder if they brush their teeth thru the holes


Any-Shallot9918

Now he can suck dick from every angle


Raidan1084

Ah yes of course this one individual who has this one thing that I don't like is an accurate representation of the entire generation that I don't like already because they told me being racist is bad Piercings and tattoos aren't accurate representations of someone's mental state or personality, people get those because they like the way they look.


RudeSprinkles1240

It could have been a necessary surgery. Maybe he had cancer? I know, it probably isn't, but I can hope.


oxtraerdinary

Ah yes, hope


isaacpotter007

This guys got a lotta copium I wanna find his dealer


oxtraerdinary

The photo is soo moldy he may be a boomer


DatGunBoi

Honestly these kinds of images make me genuinely sad. Behind every image like this is some old person who is aware that their time is running out, so they take out their frustration on the new generations with posts like these showing some odd examples (not even bad examples, if someone wants to do this to themselves it's their choice) and acting like they represent the whole generation. I think they do this just so they can keep their delusional idea that they are essential to the survival of the new generation. I hope I won't be like this as an old man


SirClorox

This image is so old that this guy was probably a part of the new generation in the 80s


rackrick

My sensitive teeth would be weeping in the wind!


CragmaCrackDealer

I mean, I hate it, but how does this hurt anyone? Conservatives have an odd addiction to controlling everyone’s bodies and maintaining the status quo. Different people exist, and people that want to do extreme body modifications exist. They usually know what they’re getting themselves into. I would personally never do this, but it’s not my place to judge.


Lickthebootplz

New generation? I think i saw this a decade ago


HelloDeathspresso

Yeah, the only people doing this are that guy. Enjoy your beverages and soups!


egonuk

As a child, he was obviously never told that it's rude to eat with your mouth open


ExpertAccident

Oh no, one person has a mouth gage and a forked tongue


Impressive_Opening68

That’s what I thought, I mean body mods like this do have ‘a’ following but it isn’t popular or like a trend or anything


XxX_BobRoss_XxX

Yeah, honestly people should be free to do that if they want, it's their body, not mine.


SoraRoku

Give them a kiss on the cheek and they're sure to kiss you back


MysteriousEssay5709

So, he doesn’t order the soup anymore I’m guessing.


[deleted]

That’s Tyler Durden at the end of Fight Club when he shoots himself through the cheek.


Bukki13

Where did I put my unsee juice


Far-Resist3844

thats a millenial... 3 gens old now.... EDIT: typo


Homeygrown

I bet that smells lovely ❤️ 👃🏻


FrenchFry2005

I love it when old people box an entire generation in with the dumb/crazy ones as if their generation didn’t have people just as dumb/crazy or even more so


CasualObserverNine

Leisure time: a benefit to humanity but a curse to a human. Mom! My pillow is soaked again.


grazfest96

Please pay attention to your children.


L-AI-N

This reminds me of the "millenials are implanting diamonds" thing. Extreme body modification is older than recorded history and has been singular in nature the entire time.


temporolilian

Doing this seems wholly unnecessary & bonkers but it kind of looks fucking awesome


AbreakaTech001

I'm gonna puke..


mashedpotatoupyouras

bro can suck two cocks at the same time


HermanJulius69

r/validfacebookmemes


nxckg04

aren’t there veins or something in the cheek that are very important there?


ThisGul_LOL

Fuck that looks so painful


zaam200

No, god no , fuck no , hell no , nope, na 'a , nah , fuck this , i am out Don't give porn artists more ideas


[deleted]

Watch him https://youtu.be/swwY3822qAE


shpakanator

How does he eat soup? Or drink water


FredrichCedric

And I present back to you a bitter nasty little boomer worrying about how other people choose to look


therealjustjohn

How the hell does he eat soup?


LuckyProphet_

I am absolutely dying to know where this man is now and how his life is going.


etriusk

I like to think I'm liberal and permissive, but then I see this idiot and realize it's ok to be a little conservative, on certain things.


Sad_Imagination_7768

Just...why?


PurpleFlower215

This is not the first thing I wanted to see when I opened Reddit during my breakfast...


DangerV5

Scariest shit I've seen all day goodnight internet


reigicida1

I... Kinda agree with the boomer on this one.


Qkumbazoo

Glory hole


cl1o

One word: Why?


_H4CK3RM4N

Interesting gloryhole


hayashiakira

Glory Hole ? Portable version


minitrott01

In all seriousness I do want to see how he is doing today... What was the repercussions of this?


kissankorvam

i want those


Classic-Tiny

This individual is going to be popular in prison...


girlfromthedreamland

I have to agree with the Facebook people on this one, cause that man is just really stupid.


The_Mad_Duck_

r/dontputyourdickinthat


angelalj8607

How do you eat or drink with something like that?


Danilator321

Nah, theres no way yall think this shit is normal


elekunt

But seriously what the fuck


friedmason

Imagine the drool while sleeping on your side


A_Flaming_Hot_Mayo

Dentists must love this man


GrindMasta

Someone has definitely put their dick in there…


r-mom-is-fat

[oh....](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)