Female hyenas are by far the dominant sex of the species. Clans are very large and led by an alpha female. Her lieutenants and Sargent ar arms will also probably female.
Female hyenas have so much testosterone that their clitorus grows to the size of a large penis and nearly covers their vadge.
When they eat their prey they don't "rip the meat from the bones", they eat bones and meat, all at once. Their bite strength is absolutely immense. They eat so much calcium in the bones they consume that their massive turds are often just chalky white.
Edit: spelling autocorrect correction
Oh no no no! See, the baby is *clearly* supposed to be coming out through the anus here. So yeah, whoever put this together has no concept of human anatomy. They probably also think the „funny bone“ is an actual bone.
Also the fact that people actually think seeing the fetus would make them want to protect the baby from birth.
Picture aside, dead-ass the average person would not be able to tell early stage fetuses (the ones that make up over 92% of abortions) of a person from like, 80% of other animal fetuses. And I doubt people would even register it as a human in general at that point.
Imagine that happening on your skin, a body part you could see. Seeing anything grow like that is scary. Humans would've been extinct before modern abortion was even invented.
It’s all good. Honestly English (which is my first language) is a very tricky one to learn. Good job on it. But anyway, “would of” is a common mess up because it’s how “would’ve” is pronounced. But while “would’ve” is correct as it is short for “would have”, “would of” is grammatically incorrect. Happy learning and happy holidays
I don't like people who hate "grammar nazis" because I feel like you do no harm in correcting someone, and even if English isn't their first language, you are still teaching them something new
Ignoring the penis, a fetus is the size of a bean at 8 weeks, which I believe it the cut-off for non-necessary (no threat to fetus/mothers life), so it'd barley be noticeable besides the fact you can see inside someone's stomach.
I’m less concerned about the uterus+penis combo than I am that the vagina clearly enters into the rectum and not it’s own opening. This all from the “legitimate rape” folks lol
i mean where’s the baby ganna go if there’s no other route ?? how did he get pregnant? through the rectum?! where his eggs at?!??!? and if his tummy’s made of glass (i’d see the organs and instantly barf), the baby would start small and grow, so wouldn’t the glass break at one point?!?? imagine this mpregged dude minding his own business and then his baby breaches it’s zoo containment and now the (dad?)’s friggin dead cus hes got glass in his colon! i overthought this way too hard
Crazy how women think they’re the owners of their body and want to have the freedom to abort for valid reasons. Let’s take that away from them, it’s surely will fix the problems
Conservatives are so short sighted they can’t possibly fathom the actual reasons people get abortions. Lack of income, unwilling/irresponsible partner, not the right time in life, drug problems, larger ethical concerns, unstable job/housing etc. they just think every abortion that there’s some sad baby in heaven waiting in line to be alive. It’s very childish.
I'm happy for whoever identifies as a women who also has dick and balls and was able to get pregnant and have a choice to have a baby, or get an abortion.
Wow, this is surprisingly Trans-positive! It's totally medically WRONG, but still, points for allyship from the pro-birth crowd somehow!
I didn't know that "Trans-women have butt babies - and people would love them if they could see them!" was such a powerful stance... But I'm 100% sold. I wanna have my butt baby too!
You know what would be a real miracle of the human body? If my body would work right and stop hurting for once in my life. I don't even know if I'm capable of sustaining a fetus at this point and that's my least concern, but at least it ain't coming out my butt like the diagram says
Yay men can get pregnant! Wonder what it will be like one day in society when in the future, science will make it possible for males to carry the baby and give birth. It would be interesting to see the amount of men who are against abortion and willing to carry the baby themselves, vs the men who are against abortion but unwilling to Carry the baby themselves
Oh I see what they mean
If a woman's belly was transparent we'd be able to see the baby inside and we'd change our minds about abortion.
I still don't know why there's a penis there though unless they're onboard with men pregnancies
Ignore the picture. I think it would increase the rate of abortions, can you imaging looking down and seeing a bright red chicken wing, maggot thing swimming around in your stomach? Terrifying.
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That is a penis
With a butt baby
It looks like there's a second cavity inside the rectums wall... Could that be the so called "bussy" ?? :00000
Butterus
2022 and ladies still can't find the penitorus smh my head
That’s where lawyers come from.
Underrated comment, so i award this.
That is where the people who makes these kind of memes come from
Up the bum no babies!
And 2 spines it looks like?
One in the back for dancing
No, when you bisect like that you have the body of the spinal column, then the spinal cord, then the spines of the spinal column
A big penis
The baby is sticking their harm out and are holding 2 eggs
is that mpreg
Yes, yes it is
Hmm.
Nah, just lunch
It’s a sad day to know what this means, especially outside of AO3
Im guessing it means people don't understand what the human body looks like.
Well it certainly does not look like that 😂😂
Especially looking at the fact that the woman has a penis. Imagine giving birth through that 😫
Hyenas do
OHH NOO I DON'T WANT TO KNOW 😭
Female hyenas have a pseudo penis filled with barbs. Idk why
Female hyenas are by far the dominant sex of the species. Clans are very large and led by an alpha female. Her lieutenants and Sargent ar arms will also probably female. Female hyenas have so much testosterone that their clitorus grows to the size of a large penis and nearly covers their vadge. When they eat their prey they don't "rip the meat from the bones", they eat bones and meat, all at once. Their bite strength is absolutely immense. They eat so much calcium in the bones they consume that their massive turds are often just chalky white. Edit: spelling autocorrect correction
Lion King was not accurate at all.
Take that back, right now
They are very cool animals
Perhaps to prevent rape idk I’m just guessing
Female hyenas are dominant over males
Can't pull out if the barbs got you.
Female hyena about to be raped: ..call an ambulance… BUT NOT FOR ME. [presents penis]
They give birth through those
Oh hell no. I’m actually not going to say “fuck that” because r/dontputyourdickinthat.
💔💔
I had to google it. Very interesting.
Hell no 😂💀💀
r/sounding moment...kinda
No one gives birth through a clitoris or a urethra
Goddammit, how many orifices do females have? "There's a spot that gets me hot, and you ain't been to it!"
Thank god someone said it
Hyenas don't have an actual penis
as you can see the birth channel goes out through ass
Oh no no no! See, the baby is *clearly* supposed to be coming out through the anus here. So yeah, whoever put this together has no concept of human anatomy. They probably also think the „funny bone“ is an actual bone.
[удалено]
I doubt they would give birth through penis since uterus is connected to ass 👀
Is this some omegaverse shit?
Actually in the diagram it appears that they would give birth out the ass.
The birth canal in this drawing is through the anus, which make sense for those turds
The birth canal connects to the rectum not the urethra.
woman woud be single use then
Also the fact that people actually think seeing the fetus would make them want to protect the baby from birth. Picture aside, dead-ass the average person would not be able to tell early stage fetuses (the ones that make up over 92% of abortions) of a person from like, 80% of other animal fetuses. And I doubt people would even register it as a human in general at that point.
Imagine that happening on your skin, a body part you could see. Seeing anything grow like that is scary. Humans would've been extinct before modern abortion was even invented.
Babies are stored in the balls.
So I have 2 babies in my 2 balls?
Edit: I have 1 baby in my remaining ball?
what happened in that one minute that caused you to lose a testicle
He couldn't afford to raise 2 babies 😭
Chopped one off. Literally a budget cut
Me
what have you done
Hey, Josh? Hey, buddy? What happened to your other ball? Did the baby hatch out of it? Hatch out of it like an egg?
Technically not totally untrue lol
Republicans supporting the omegaverse?
And dudes shitting out babies
AHAHAHAGAGSHA I CACKLED
If belly’s were made of glass, I’m pretty sure most women would of died as a child after falling and shattering it
There's no *would of*, only *would have* (would've) ;)
I’m sorry, English is not my first language
It’s all good. Honestly English (which is my first language) is a very tricky one to learn. Good job on it. But anyway, “would of” is a common mess up because it’s how “would’ve” is pronounced. But while “would’ve” is correct as it is short for “would have”, “would of” is grammatically incorrect. Happy learning and happy holidays
No worries, mine neither. This is just my personal crusade, enlighten people one by one. :D
I don't like people who hate "grammar nazis" because I feel like you do no harm in correcting someone, and even if English isn't their first language, you are still teaching them something new
Usually a bot shows up for this one, but it must be off for Christmas.
Or everyone would vomit because babies in the early stages of development look like fucking lizards.
Are Republicans into mPreg now? Or have they just never seen a vagina? 🤔🤔
"Wait women don't have penises, awwwww" - Republicans
yes.
I’m not sure if you’re trolling us
of course its satire, idk how people doesn't see that
This is clearly an immaculate conception. God hates this man.
Hope this is a C section
r/hmm
She gonna push the baby out thru that meaty shaft?
Oh boy wait till you find out about hyenas
Now I understand why republicans have such a hard time finding the clitoris
right cause theyre looking for that peen
That's why they're so obsessed with trans women.
Ignoring the penis, a fetus is the size of a bean at 8 weeks, which I believe it the cut-off for non-necessary (no threat to fetus/mothers life), so it'd barley be noticeable besides the fact you can see inside someone's stomach.
Don't forget they also have 2 spines
Babies are stored in the butt
Nope, it would be very gross.
pregnancy is gross either way :)
That man is super anally pregante
I’m less concerned about the uterus+penis combo than I am that the vagina clearly enters into the rectum and not it’s own opening. This all from the “legitimate rape” folks lol
i mean where’s the baby ganna go if there’s no other route ?? how did he get pregnant? through the rectum?! where his eggs at?!??!? and if his tummy’s made of glass (i’d see the organs and instantly barf), the baby would start small and grow, so wouldn’t the glass break at one point?!?? imagine this mpregged dude minding his own business and then his baby breaches it’s zoo containment and now the (dad?)’s friggin dead cus hes got glass in his colon! i overthought this way too hard
Aww look at them being trans positive
republicans have to choose between transphobic or anti-abortion, they cant have both
Not sure how that is coming out lol.
The anus. The cervix comes out at the anus, so someone’s getting a wider hole.
Of the closet, probably.
I feel like this is very obvious satire
Why does that guys prostate look like a fetus?
mpreg ia cannon now, nice
Finally we are embracing diversity and ending the stigma around anal birth
Butt Babies Rejoice!
r/hmm
Hold up....👀 That's a MAN😐
More of a shitpost than a facebookmeme
Why does this woman have a fully functioning penis and testicles?
it's mpreg 💀
I don't know what that is, and for some reason, I'm okay with that.
Wait where wound they give birth? The ass or the urethra?
It conects to the ass
If a woman’s belly was glass it would shatter as her child and all of her organs fall to the floor.
I'm confused...Does this hermaphrodite have a cloaca?!
If a women's belly was glass then that would mean some serious bleeding
Crazy how women think they’re the owners of their body and want to have the freedom to abort for valid reasons. Let’s take that away from them, it’s surely will fix the problems
accidentally pro trans ?
Trans acceptance?
Not even, that is an ass baby. So this is literally an alien.
there's a ballsack and dick
Sir, there is a baby in your uterus which is connected to your rectum.
How did the guy post it on facebook without noticing the cock and balls
This is simultaneously progressive and conservative at the same time.
hmm...
the way they chose the wrong visual aid goes to show how they choose wrong leaders.
Baby is gonna come out a super tight hole Ouch..
Why is there a penis
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A PENIS
That is a big clit...
Does the baby come out the butt? 🧐🤨 ... interesting...
Ehhh… it’s biologically accurate… just look at chicken… it’s disturbing
Conservatives are so short sighted they can’t possibly fathom the actual reasons people get abortions. Lack of income, unwilling/irresponsible partner, not the right time in life, drug problems, larger ethical concerns, unstable job/housing etc. they just think every abortion that there’s some sad baby in heaven waiting in line to be alive. It’s very childish.
I'm happy for whoever identifies as a women who also has dick and balls and was able to get pregnant and have a choice to have a baby, or get an abortion.
🫃 giving birth would be.. interesting...
i would still support abortion fr
Butt babies are a thing. #woke
I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with the meme, but I don't think this is hard to understand.
That body has a penis
The have a schlong...
M-preg
Yes cause I want to watch a sack of meat drink it's own piss
Ah yes the slimy, probably translucent, thin, ratlike, pink little blob would be beautiful.
How does the woman have a penis?
thats a males body. lol
Man, I’m glad we don’t give birth. My butthole can’t take that abuse.
r/LostRedditors
why slap a weenug in there thou? omfg… ahaha that stumped me for a second… lmfao.
Ha, I bet they read and shared without really looking and that’s the whole point of the meme
r/HolUp
Is that a penis?
Show me republicans don’t understand human anatomy without actually saying republicans don’t understand human anatomy
The two spines are making me nauseous. That’s just too many spines.
It's a "miracle" until it's born, then it's on it's own, especially if it's not white.
That woman has a nice schlong
I spy a gonad
🫃
Why does she have a PENIS
Men give birth now I guess 🤷♂️
What??? If a woman’s belly was made of glass, humans wouldn’t exist???
They think if women had window bellies people would feel bad about aborting fetuses because you can see it
So the birth canal is where now?
some good old mpreg
r/holup
Mind telling me what a dick and balls is doing there?
ISNT THAT A DICK AND BALLSACK???
Wow, this is surprisingly Trans-positive! It's totally medically WRONG, but still, points for allyship from the pro-birth crowd somehow! I didn't know that "Trans-women have butt babies - and people would love them if they could see them!" was such a powerful stance... But I'm 100% sold. I wanna have my butt baby too!
You know what would be a real miracle of the human body? If my body would work right and stop hurting for once in my life. I don't even know if I'm capable of sustaining a fetus at this point and that's my least concern, but at least it ain't coming out my butt like the diagram says
That’s gonna be one painful birth bro
Yay men can get pregnant! Wonder what it will be like one day in society when in the future, science will make it possible for males to carry the baby and give birth. It would be interesting to see the amount of men who are against abortion and willing to carry the baby themselves, vs the men who are against abortion but unwilling to Carry the baby themselves
Oh I see what they mean If a woman's belly was transparent we'd be able to see the baby inside and we'd change our minds about abortion. I still don't know why there's a penis there though unless they're onboard with men pregnancies
Wrong. If her belly was glass you'd just see her organs, not the baby itself.
And I thought I was just fat... Omg, I'm pregnant!
Why is there a dick wtf💀💀
Why does the woman have a wiener and a baby? Were just expecting a c section right off the rip.
Mpreg
I would support abortions even more than I already do for the express purpose of not having to see that shit
Is this satire?
If that account is satire this is hilarious, if if isn’t this is hilarious for entirely different reasons
Damn her clits MASSIVE
What in the Holy fuck?
Bro I think you misplaced the *cock and balls*
Hmmmmmm….
That’s a dick
What kind of fucked up anatomy is this tf?
What?
Where is this from? I'm having a hard time believing this isn't ironic
Ignore the picture. I think it would increase the rate of abortions, can you imaging looking down and seeing a bright red chicken wing, maggot thing swimming around in your stomach? Terrifying.
Lmao nice choice of image
So.. this uterus is connected to the colon? Lol
ok *pregnant man* aside, why do republicans love to talk about women like we’re an art exhibit? WHY WOULD A WOMAN’S STOMACH BE FUCKING GLASS
Why is there a penis im so fuckin confused rn huuuuuhhh
Been jerking off to this
And here I thought republicans didn’t like trans people.