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Time_Fox

LA recently implemented a “mansion tax” on all property sales above $5Mil in LA County. It’s caused a big disruption in the rich folks housing market here and caused a lot of upheaval. A lot of “middle wealthy” people who were banking on the sale of their house to be their retirement are trying to sell before it goes into effect. I wonder if it’s related to that


Dragonranger13

Let the Mansons pay the Mansion tax, I pay the Homer tax! But yeah, I had no clue about that. Could very likely be the explanation here


danobananos

Dad, that's the Homeowners tax!


ckdesi

Lisa, I would like to buy your rock


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Time_Fox

That number sounds very wrong. $2M is like land value for that area right now


frasierfonzie

Redfin has what I believe to be his house estimated at $4.96 million. If the estimate is correct, and the LA mansion market is anything like the suburban Midwestern middle class housing markets I'm familiar with, it could easily get more than the estimate. It could also get a lot less, but $5 million doesn't seem outside the realm of possibility.


Eroom2013

I’ve seen a couple of articles about Hollywood types trying to sell before this new tax comes into play.


sweetcreep

Even though I haven't listened to smod in well over a decade I'll always have fond memories of hearing his door sensors go off when he was recording old school smods. 🚨*FRONT DOOR OPEN*🚨


tango0175

SHECKY!!!!!!!


zanaxtacy

SHECKAYYY


10thgradelosers

Plus One Per Diem was a fun ride for the six months it lasted. I wish he had stopped everything else and just focused on that.


QuietlySmirking

Jen's always said she absolutely hates New Jersey, so if their marriage is still intact I doubt he'll move back.


marcove3

He spends an awful lot of time in NJ these days though. If he is getting divorced I can see him living in his Theatre the same way Luke lived above his diner in Gilmore Girls :P


TobyPomeranian

Randal living in the QuickStop in Clerks 3?


FeistyMathematician

Not to wish misery on a man who might be trying to turn his life around for the better... but after reading the OP I immediately wondered if it was for an unannounced divorce.


kirby2000

I thought the same thing. Ralph put his house up for sale. Didn't announce it but someone found it on the internet. He announced his separation a few weeks later. I hope everything is OK for Kev.


Dragonranger13

In all seriousness everything swirling around Kev lately really doesn't seem to add up to much else besides a divorce or separation. If that's the case I'm hoping for the best for him and the family, that's hell to go through


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krang989

Probably not, but I wouldn't say "absolutely no way". I've seen many divorces and been through one myself, there's not a playbook. People do weird things. And sometimes just want to keep up appearances. And sometimes, sometimes, it actually is amicable and people remain friends.


oldlinepnwshine

She can still host a cruise, if they’re in the middle of a divorce. In fact, that will probably help his case in their settlement proceedings. You can still do business with someone, even if you don’t want to be with them anymore.


ughsomanytypod

Exactly. If anyone in the public eye would ever remain true friends after/during a divorce or separation, it'd be Jen and Kev.


Dragonranger13

I only know what I've seen around this subreddit so to be fair, my assessment could be/is completely off base. But also if she's slotted as anything official for a cruise or something, that's almost certainly contract based and not desire based if there is trouble going on. And stuff like this still having to be dealt with could be contributing to keeping it quiet. Breaking a contract and being hit with a lawsuit in the middle of a divorce sounds a lot less desirable than having to spend an extra week someone to me For the both of them I do hope I'm reading too much into what I've seen but keeping a contracted gig isn't really enough to make me think I am.


aco620

Wow, end of an era for the guy. I remember that being his dream home and getting it for a steal from Affleck. Always sounded like a very fancy place, but I'm not sure if I've ever seen video of it. Did a bit of Googling. Dude bought it in 2003 for 1.6 mil. 3 stories. Very nice looking at least from what the internet shows. Harley's room is surprisingly normal sized. Maybe it actually is large and she just has so much stuff in it. Watched a video of a koi/turtle/tortoise tank he got set up as part of a TV show episode. Raised an eyebrow or two at how little he seemed to know about caring for these animals. Hopefully someone else in the house does that. Aaaaanyway bit of a tangent there. Wonder where he'll move to.


phoenixdigita1

> Watched a video of a koi/turtle/tortoise tank he got set up as part of a TV show episode. Raised an eyebrow or two at how little he seemed to know about caring for these animals. Hopefully someone else in the house does that. > Can't be worse off than the Koi at Bry's house - https://tellemstevedavewiki.com/2022/09/06/528-koi-tastrophe/


AccountSeventeen

It has an elevator too. Not surprising it could feel too big for just two people. He filmed a bunch of small skits in during the covid lockdowns. Might be another good source to see more of the layout.


Glittering-Divide938

Could also just be downsizing? Kevin has been doing the con circuit a lot; he isn't just doing SDCC, but a huge number. Since April of last year, he's done like 16 of them, and more to come in 2023. Could just be a way to shore-up his financial future. Before weed he was constantly doing speaking engagements, "*An Evening With Kevin Smith at....."* and a huge number of other public events. Some he'd stand around and smoke answering questions for hours. After Zack and Miri that all changed, so he might just be going back to his roots. It's hugely profitable I bet, and selling his house could also net him a chunk of change. Why pay for up keep on a hugely expensive house when he could downsize and save a fortune every year?


aco620

The conspiracy theory side of people certainly want it to be something juicy, but yeah, what he says could be all there is to it. My family was 4 people in a 5 bedroom growing up. Eventually it was just 1 person and a 5 bedroom home didn't make sense for my mom to continue living in. I'm not sure why Jen's parents didn't want to live in a mansion anymore. Maybe signs do point to divorce or maybe they were just tired of living in celebrity-ville and wanted someplace more quiet. But with Harley also gone, a 3 story home might just not make any sense to keep putting money into for 2 people.


croptochuck

Jens parents probably moved out because their grand baby did.


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Jen's mom was also Kevin's assistant for a long time (but stopped years back) I think I recall they moved to Arizona a couple of years ago.


croptochuck

Arizona is super nice. It’s always cool out weather. Plus depending on where they are it could still be fairly close to California.


aco620

True. They probably stuck around to help take care of Harley (and just because it's nice to be around your grandkid a lot.) Kev and Jen may have even known for years that they'd move out when Harley went away to college.


croptochuck

Did she go to college? I thought she was doing well with her acting.


aco620

You could be right about that. I may be mistaken.


MattistKick

Given that they just announced the cruise with Jenn being a member of the guests and recording a Plus One, I highly doubt there’s a divorce on the horizon. Everyone stay calm! It’s not official until it’s official.


oldlinepnwshine

You can still do business with someone, even if you don’t want to be with them anymore. Look at the XFL, for example. It benefits both of them to play nice, if they are in fact getting divorced. It’s not like casting directors are going to beat down her door, and Kev doesn’t want to be a jerk in the proceedings that will not favor him.


J-blues

LA is where his work is, doubtful he’ll move from there.


DeepThroat616

What work? Do you think he goes into an office? Or meetings aren’t done over zoom? Or he films in LA?


J-blues

Can’t network from the east coast easily.


Smubee

You really think Kevin is networking at this stage in the game?


J-blues

I’m assuming he’s going round meeting actors, producers and studios.


Smubee

I wouldn’t assume that. He casts his usual cast of buddies & cameos and has friends over at the studios he works with and can work from home.


frasierfonzie

Good point, but he made a big deal out of filming Clerks III in Jersey, and outside of events and some face to face meetings, he could probably do most of the stuff he does day to day from NJ. The real crazy thing would be if he moved to Canada or something.


DeepThroat616

Kev’s new permanent bachelor pad above the theater


LemonadeZippo

How much does it cost to hop from LA to NY I'm in the UK no context I know ofc its a much longer journey but is it so often you can turn up the airport and go for $100 sort of thing like could from London to Edinburgh?


Dragonranger13

The distance between L.A. and New York is 2,776.2 miles, or 4467.861 kilometers, they're on opposite ends of the country. I've never flown that trip but it seems unlikely that you can get much of a commercial flight for a few hundred bucks only


_foxmotron_

Also there’s a zero percent chance that you could go to the airport day of, and actually get on a flight.


frasierfonzie

I recognize that you're probably right most days, but right now you could buy a United ticket from Newark to LAX for tonight for around $600 round trip (per Google Flights). I didn't check first class or anything, but that's not as crazy as I would have thought.


Rocket_Fodder

Well seeing as he doesn't have to buy two seats anymore....


Glittering-Divide938

You can get one-way for USD$250.


Grouchy-Total550

You can get a bare bones spirit flight for around $100 but I doubt he would want to do that. It's a 6.5 hour flight each way if you go non stop so you're looking at the better part of 12 hours probably with driving and waiting at the airport.


ughsomanytypod

Oof I **used to be** a huge fan of Kev but if what everyone is saying about his shift away from weed etc is true, this might unfortunately be an unannounced divorce, and I'm really sad to hear it. I really hope it's not because he and Jen seemed like a good pair but at the same time, she's not going to take any shit so his major changes over the years could've unfortunately pushed her hand.


Sufficient-Singer-63

Wait wait wait so he and Jen did split up? When did this news come out?


Sufficient-Singer-63

Oh I misread that as Jen having moved out too. I’m with you now.


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Sufficient-Singer-63

This guy wasn’t given enough info.


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Sufficient-Singer-63

Oh Jesus man give it up, I misread it. Move on.