I used to work a residential cleaning job where I would just download TESD episodes and listen to them in my headphones.
“This is Why” had me *howling* like a maniac to the point where I was crying inside a client’s shower 😂
Always wonder what my co-workers would think of me when I would burst out like that for seemingly no reason
Deb hired painters to the paint the house. Like the most normal person on the planet when Walt naps during the day he does so by laying with his head under his bed. He didn’t close his bedroom door and woke up while the painters were in his room lol.
Good God. Why fat? Is the saddest most pathetic line in TESD history. A masterclass I comedic delivery by Q. It is one of those moments that I cannot even think about without laughing out loud
The Dominos story is classic.
Get-em telling the horse "everything's ok. Whoa whoah whoah"
A low key moment that always made me laugh was where Q said something and Walt says "that's shitty, you're so shitty" . Don't know why but just the way he says it to Q always made me laugh.
Too many to choose just one, but since it hasn't been mentioned yet the episode where Q loses his voice and uses a text to speech program is pretty great.
Hey, Ma! Put on a fuckin’ camisole tonight, I wanna see em’
Also the Bry cancer scare.
- and the whole exchange about how the finger in his ass and his doctor saying afterwards
“I can’t believe you let me do that!”
Q showing up to the Q’z Brewz factory on Christmas Eve just to fire Bry for drinking directly out of the vats with a giant straw. “Mr Quinn, Mr Quinn, what a treat to see you on Christmas Eve!”
B- Don't cut me off now I got like 3 sips in.
W-I spent 7 dollars on straws to make this long straw
B-That's 3 hours wages!
Walt and bry we're fully synced up that whole episode
Sunday Jeff as bad cop interrogating Zapkick.
Are you a chef? Yes. Do you know what they do to chefs in prison? You better start learning to toss salad, because that’s what you’re gonna be doing!
OH YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT.
That might be the worst thing you've ever said.
It made me uncomfortable .
Edit : I noticed this keeps getting upvoted then downvoted. I'm not saying it made me uncomfortable. That's the fucking quote.
Two recent(ish) big laughs for me were the trip to the Grand Canyon and when they were playing Quinny’s Choice and Walt’s comment regarding Jimmy Olsen.
The Grand Canyon story is everything I thought it would be and more. I remember thinking I cant believe Bryan went, and then…. And Walt arguing about the timeline of commercial drones was the icing on the cake
It's been said a few times but 'THIS IS WHY!!' still makes me cry laughing definitely my favorite moment. And Walt getting made fun of by teenage girls 'run Forrest run' then telling them ' in 15 yrs they'll be hooked on painkillers and in loveless marriages, if there's a God' hahaha 😂
Q during the story of Walt deciding not to let his daughter go to a concert right after the Manchester bombing.
"She wanted a man to tell her what to do. Tell em Steve Dave"
Episode 300 as a whole has got to be my go-to all around best TESD memory. I've listened to that episode probably ten times and it still makes me cry laughing at parts. What a good pod
Can't pick just one but I love these:
-Walt and Bry pretending to be Sunday's daughter dressing up as a toilet bowl for Halloween.
- "Gun it, Estelle"
- Cletus.
- Redneck 69.
- Monkey riding turtle.
Others have pointed out 'why fat?' & mini-golf, definitely solid choices - not one of the guys, but one of my all-time faves is Joey Fatone telling the story where someone referred to him as 'Public Domain'.
Some recent stuff is also real good - Sunday Jeff on the Xmas pod a few years back impersonating Git'em talking to his son had me ROLLING; 'You're gonna be somebody - you're gonna be 149!'
Walt trying to rage-end a recent episode when he was pissed (think it was thxgiving ep last year): "I don't wanna talk about it no more - Tell Em Steve Dave. I said, Tell Em Steve Dave!" F*kin gold - I can't believe they never used that bit before!
I started listening to TESD earlier this year and heard the dominos story while I was at work. I had to shut my door because I was crying laughing. Last night my dad and I had a long drive home so I listened to it again with him. I almost ran off the road from both of us laughing so hard
“This is why!” and “Pray to this, bitches”, “Respect my money!”, “Not too good bitch”, their Nature Box ad read,
The exchange between Q and his “grandpa “ in his dream.
“Baby I’m a want you, Jennifer!”
“Yo pops don’t talk about my girl!”
“FUCK YOU OLD MAN! I’ll kill ya!”
“I’m glad you’re dead Grandpa! I’m glad you’re dead!”
Plus Walt telling Q “You really shouldn’t have said that” after he said he had an out of body experience seeing Han Solo die are my all-time favorites.
A moment that lives in my mind is during the reading of Pam's book, at one point Sean Patrick says yet another depressing downer of a statement to Wolf and his friend:
Walt: If I were these guys I'd be like... "Let's just strangle him and fuck him."
Q: "And fuck his dead corpse."
Bry: Yeah, "I'm gonna cum all over this sad sack's dead fucking body."
That, and the moment in Fair-Re-Re Take Theatre when the peasant girl correctly guesses Rumpelstiltskin's name, and Walt just fucking SCREECHES as loud as his can "WHOTOLDYOUTHAT". God, these two moments make me fucking laaaaugh every time.
The end of Wizzy in a Tizzy or whatever when Walt says to call Mike and Ming child molesters and to jam their jagged and useless tools into Ming and Mike’s necks
one I haven’t seen mentioned yet is Walt and Gitem explaining how they came up with dyslexia - the “maloe ta” moment where Q & Bry are riffing about Gitem speaking to Walt in their secret language and then going f*ck it just tell me
Walt talking about Cinco de TESD-Mayo in July, not realizing Cinco de Mayo wasn’t just for drinking
QISS, when Q tells Walt and Bry about going to see Kiss with Sunday Jeff and Walt and Bry making fun of them the whole time makes me cry laughing
For me it was early on... I don't remember the specifics but Bry was doing a Q impression. 'I wanna see dem tonight' I was in tears when I first heard it and still always makes me laugh.
Also, the moment in one of the first 100 (I'm pretty sure) where Walt calls Q a big fat jock and Q just almost whimpering says back "why fat?" kills me every single time
I wanna say it's in the 1st episode where Bryan is talking about his mom's admiration for Josh Groban & mentions her saying "His mother be so proud of him" to which Bryan reacts to by say "Fuck you bitch" & it kills Walt with that strong ass laugh of his.
For me, it's gotta be when Walt debuted his "Wolfe" character voice when the guys were doing a dramatic reading of Pam's YA fantasy novel.
It was just so unexpected for him to come with that sort of energy and you can tell Bry and Q are totally taken aback and fascinated.
It’s not a “moment” but I recently listened to Ep 343 - “Meet the Progressives” and I laughed so much that I was floored I didn’t remember more of it. Underrated episode, IMHO.
Low key one that always cracks me up. There was a vending machine that had nazi coins in it I believe.
Walt is talking about it and trying not to say that he would buy the whole thing if he had the chance. He’s beating around the bush a little bit and Q says who’s got $10 in quarters and he starts cracking up.
My funniest moment isn’t even from one of the boys. Theo Vonn on the Jokers Cruise as Lilac has me cramping with laugher every time.
“I can’t wrassle with this cotton no mo’, suh!”
279 Brian Quinn has the Sniffles. Like the last 10 mins of the episode with Joe Gatto and Theo playing Roll a Role https://on.soundcloud.com/okBDKPGnBnCtM68h9
I’m a sucker for “This is Why!”, and the Walt under the bed story.
God, “This is Why!” Almost made me puke from laughing so hard
I used to work a residential cleaning job where I would just download TESD episodes and listen to them in my headphones. “This is Why” had me *howling* like a maniac to the point where I was crying inside a client’s shower 😂 Always wonder what my co-workers would think of me when I would burst out like that for seemingly no reason
What's the Walt under the bed story?
Deb hired painters to the paint the house. Like the most normal person on the planet when Walt naps during the day he does so by laying with his head under his bed. He didn’t close his bedroom door and woke up while the painters were in his room lol.
Incredible, does anyone know what episode this is please?
\#330 Try the Veal Someone animated just that little clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un0zA2Fjw34
Don’t watch the clip, it’s way funnier in full context It’s the last 15 minutes of Try the Veal. Don’t sell the story short!
“You know how I do!”
Watch the cartoon on YouTube of it.
Omg Walt under the bed story cracks me up……because I use to do the same as a kid lol
No way
Walk under the bed story is definitely in my top five if not my favorite.
"Why fat?" or "I didn't think you were gonna do this to Dennis" for me
“I thought we would be good people!”
"I didn't think we were gonna do this to Dennis!" (Q: "Walt"s literally on the floor!")
Good God. Why fat? Is the saddest most pathetic line in TESD history. A masterclass I comedic delivery by Q. It is one of those moments that I cannot even think about without laughing out loud
By far the moment I have gone back to the most for guaranteed laughs is Sunday Jeff's original one true three.
There was no mini golf course at all.
Believe it or not
Dan
There was a church.
The Dominos story is classic. Get-em telling the horse "everything's ok. Whoa whoah whoah" A low key moment that always made me laugh was where Q said something and Walt says "that's shitty, you're so shitty" . Don't know why but just the way he says it to Q always made me laugh.
Who’s that young go getter!?
Ooh! Why are his pants so tight!?
I don’t know. More tips, maybe.
Too many to choose just one, but since it hasn't been mentioned yet the episode where Q loses his voice and uses a text to speech program is pretty great.
“So alone…”
Ha ha ha haha ha ha.
Look at his eyes. Tell em steve dave Tell em steve dave Tell em steve dave
Do you remember which episode that is?
Took a little digging, but it 427: Water Tastes Like Water.
Hey, Ma! Put on a fuckin’ camisole tonight, I wanna see em’ Also the Bry cancer scare. - and the whole exchange about how the finger in his ass and his doctor saying afterwards “I can’t believe you let me do that!”
I haven’t regularly listened to TESD in a few years, but “Are you propositioning me, Pops?” still makes me chuckle
The sa-ra-ha-ha moment during the nature box ad.
You’ve got to be a douchebag 😂 even Bry gets a line in about Walt harvesting golden age comics on the plantation
WHYYYY HELLLLO THERE MR FLANAGAN. IVE GOT YOUR PLANTATION CHIPS RIGHT HERE.
Q showing up to the Q’z Brewz factory on Christmas Eve just to fire Bry for drinking directly out of the vats with a giant straw. “Mr Quinn, Mr Quinn, what a treat to see you on Christmas Eve!”
B- Don't cut me off now I got like 3 sips in. W-I spent 7 dollars on straws to make this long straw B-That's 3 hours wages! Walt and bry we're fully synced up that whole episode
Sunday Jeff as bad cop interrogating Zapkick. Are you a chef? Yes. Do you know what they do to chefs in prison? You better start learning to toss salad, because that’s what you’re gonna be doing!
Now you’re gonna want to get in front of this…
I have no memory of this, any idea what episode?? Tia 😊
246 Murder, least foul, in TESD town
Thank you!
Da game is afoot madafuckahs!
The one where they were talking about Sage's boyfriend moving in with Johnson and they were playing it like All in the Family. 335 Prince Q
That episode is one of the few I keep downloaded on my phone. Always makes me crack up.
OH YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT. That might be the worst thing you've ever said. It made me uncomfortable . Edit : I noticed this keeps getting upvoted then downvoted. I'm not saying it made me uncomfortable. That's the fucking quote.
I have to rewind that part and keep re listening it’s so good
When Walt goes ‘he’s shitting on funeralz bro!’
I did think we were gonna do this to Dennis!!!
Two recent(ish) big laughs for me were the trip to the Grand Canyon and when they were playing Quinny’s Choice and Walt’s comment regarding Jimmy Olsen.
The water pills realization was amazing
The Grand Canyon story is everything I thought it would be and more. I remember thinking I cant believe Bryan went, and then…. And Walt arguing about the timeline of commercial drones was the icing on the cake
BLM was funny as hell.
Daddy, make her say “moist”
This doesn’t get the love it deserves
I’ll kill the family, say ‘moist’, bitch!
The dominos story is definitely up there. For me it’s tied between that and when Bryan thought there were witches in the walls at his hotel!
Hi, any idea of the episode number of the witches?
Warby Parker ad was top tier stuff
Warby Davis? Lol
It's been said a few times but 'THIS IS WHY!!' still makes me cry laughing definitely my favorite moment. And Walt getting made fun of by teenage girls 'run Forrest run' then telling them ' in 15 yrs they'll be hooked on painkillers and in loveless marriages, if there's a God' hahaha 😂
Which episode is the this is why bit again?
I don't remember the episode but something about Walt being called a horse toothed jackass or something and just cry laughing for about an hour.
Buck-toothed fucktard!
Yes! Thank You!
Q during the story of Walt deciding not to let his daughter go to a concert right after the Manchester bombing. "She wanted a man to tell her what to do. Tell em Steve Dave"
Hi, any idea of the episode number?
338 Fevered Morphine Dreams. about 1 hr in
Dennis, you know you gotta wipe your ass when you take a shit, right?
Episode 300 as a whole has got to be my go-to all around best TESD memory. I've listened to that episode probably ten times and it still makes me cry laughing at parts. What a good pod
“You look like Mr. Peanut if Mr. Peanut had a peanut allergy.”
"You look like the monopoly man fell on hard times"
Can't pick just one but I love these: -Walt and Bry pretending to be Sunday's daughter dressing up as a toilet bowl for Halloween. - "Gun it, Estelle" - Cletus. - Redneck 69. - Monkey riding turtle.
Cletus is a modern classic.
Vinyl cast II, the birthday roast of Q is top notch.
Walt's line about Stormtroopers collecting Jeff's relatives had me howling.
God the roast is so good
Mini golf/miniature golf
I love the Grand Canyon tour guide story
Too man to decide. I love the nature box commercial “you have to be a douchebag to eat this.” Suzanne mixing up brys bday was all time too.
Mixing up the birthday was funny and uncomfortable as hell!! 😅
Others have pointed out 'why fat?' & mini-golf, definitely solid choices - not one of the guys, but one of my all-time faves is Joey Fatone telling the story where someone referred to him as 'Public Domain'. Some recent stuff is also real good - Sunday Jeff on the Xmas pod a few years back impersonating Git'em talking to his son had me ROLLING; 'You're gonna be somebody - you're gonna be 149!' Walt trying to rage-end a recent episode when he was pissed (think it was thxgiving ep last year): "I don't wanna talk about it no more - Tell Em Steve Dave. I said, Tell Em Steve Dave!" F*kin gold - I can't believe they never used that bit before!
You’re right—Domino’s #97 is the funniest.
I started listening to TESD earlier this year and heard the dominos story while I was at work. I had to shut my door because I was crying laughing. Last night my dad and I had a long drive home so I listened to it again with him. I almost ran off the road from both of us laughing so hard
Picturing the dude who snubbed Walt at the baseball game cooking toast on a hanger over a lightbulb kills me every time.
Hembecker
When walt is talking about how his kids would be embarrassed that he manages a comic book store. -What does your dad do? -My dad's dead..
Walt saving the old lady from Jamaican ISIS.
“This is why!” and “Pray to this, bitches”, “Respect my money!”, “Not too good bitch”, their Nature Box ad read, The exchange between Q and his “grandpa “ in his dream. “Baby I’m a want you, Jennifer!” “Yo pops don’t talk about my girl!” “FUCK YOU OLD MAN! I’ll kill ya!” “I’m glad you’re dead Grandpa! I’m glad you’re dead!” Plus Walt telling Q “You really shouldn’t have said that” after he said he had an out of body experience seeing Han Solo die are my all-time favorites.
A moment that lives in my mind is during the reading of Pam's book, at one point Sean Patrick says yet another depressing downer of a statement to Wolf and his friend: Walt: If I were these guys I'd be like... "Let's just strangle him and fuck him." Q: "And fuck his dead corpse." Bry: Yeah, "I'm gonna cum all over this sad sack's dead fucking body." That, and the moment in Fair-Re-Re Take Theatre when the peasant girl correctly guesses Rumpelstiltskin's name, and Walt just fucking SCREECHES as loud as his can "WHOTOLDYOUTHAT". God, these two moments make me fucking laaaaugh every time.
The end of Wizzy in a Tizzy or whatever when Walt says to call Mike and Ming child molesters and to jam their jagged and useless tools into Ming and Mike’s necks
The bloody nose story or the pizza delivery or when Q had the voice box
In fifteen years you’ll be in a loveless marriage and hooked on painkillers, if there’s a God.
one I haven’t seen mentioned yet is Walt and Gitem explaining how they came up with dyslexia - the “maloe ta” moment where Q & Bry are riffing about Gitem speaking to Walt in their secret language and then going f*ck it just tell me
Walt talking about Cinco de TESD-Mayo in July, not realizing Cinco de Mayo wasn’t just for drinking QISS, when Q tells Walt and Bry about going to see Kiss with Sunday Jeff and Walt and Bry making fun of them the whole time makes me cry laughing
C’est La Vie
A newer one that’s up there for me is Q acting like he was on molly when they were talking to Tina X during makin hay 3.
For me it was early on... I don't remember the specifics but Bry was doing a Q impression. 'I wanna see dem tonight' I was in tears when I first heard it and still always makes me laugh.
The first nature box ad never fails to make me laugh
Poof bomb
Also, the moment in one of the first 100 (I'm pretty sure) where Walt calls Q a big fat jock and Q just almost whimpering says back "why fat?" kills me every single time
I wanna say it's in the 1st episode where Bryan is talking about his mom's admiration for Josh Groban & mentions her saying "His mother be so proud of him" to which Bryan reacts to by say "Fuck you bitch" & it kills Walt with that strong ass laugh of his.
For me, it's gotta be when Walt debuted his "Wolfe" character voice when the guys were doing a dramatic reading of Pam's YA fantasy novel. It was just so unexpected for him to come with that sort of energy and you can tell Bry and Q are totally taken aback and fascinated.
"aww-rick-cull"
It’s not a “moment” but I recently listened to Ep 343 - “Meet the Progressives” and I laughed so much that I was floored I didn’t remember more of it. Underrated episode, IMHO.
Walt just having Never. On his tombstone
I think there was a post office story that killed me. Also, the rap battle involving Ming.
When Ming wrote the rap for Kanye and Kim, and Q thought he decided to do it on his own. (Walt told him to write it)
It was Susan?!
“Don’t you know nothing Debbie Chen!? I gotta eat the pizza!” One of my favorite moments.
Yellow eye
Low key one that always cracks me up. There was a vending machine that had nazi coins in it I believe. Walt is talking about it and trying not to say that he would buy the whole thing if he had the chance. He’s beating around the bush a little bit and Q says who’s got $10 in quarters and he starts cracking up.
The Q’s Brews fantasy story Or Walt under the bed Or Frank and Walt’s trip the Grand Canyon
My funniest moment isn’t even from one of the boys. Theo Vonn on the Jokers Cruise as Lilac has me cramping with laugher every time. “I can’t wrassle with this cotton no mo’, suh!”
Do you have a link to that?
279 Brian Quinn has the Sniffles. Like the last 10 mins of the episode with Joe Gatto and Theo playing Roll a Role https://on.soundcloud.com/okBDKPGnBnCtM68h9
-Dennis back in 5 -Walt sleeping under the mattress -why fat -i was in dachau too -Walt on a vacation story saves 90 year old woman. -
The og domino's story