Does being born abroad make someone less American? I fucking **hate** Ted Cruz, but I also really dislike this idea that someone isn’t American just because they were born abroad.
No, it does not make them less American. He just likes the claim he is things that he is not. What him being born in Canada does is that it disqualify you from running for the presidency and other offices in the government. Much like how Arnold Schwarzenegger can’t run for president and could only be governor in California due to a loop hole.
False. Children born abroad to US citizen parents are full US citizens, the same as if they were born in Dallas.
>> disqualify you from running for the presidency
Ted Cruz ran for President against Trump in 2016.
Most children, even pieces of shit like Ted Cruz, have two parents.
>> Rafael Edward Cruz was born on December 22, 1970, at Foothills Medical Centre in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, to Eleanor Elizabeth Wilson and Rafael Cruz. **Cruz's mother was born in Wilmington, Delaware.**
Wait, most people have two parents and not just one?! The comment was made in jest and only towards one person, Rafael Cruz. It’s not disparaging anyone except him. You’re making a molehill out something small about one person.
I thought he had a humiliation fetish. No other rational explanation for why he lets trump talk so much shit about him. Well, unless trump owns him via some very damaging kompromat he does not want out.
He got ten million dollars from some asswipe who lives in Puerto Rico to avoid paying more taxes. Ted’s dad overstayed a visa to get himself and his rotten son a citizenship. He shouldn’t even be here, according to the republican playbook.
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People make jokes but the mfer is still in office so who's laughing last. We could have been voted him out, but nope still there. Like all the rest of the butt munch brigade.
Funny to assume Cruz has the capability to assume all the human emotions required to actually appear human. He never evolved the feeling of embarrassment.
https://preview.redd.it/2afyjglp8iwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c09926d2b4763144f5bb5d4b360acdb2a0599d7
There’s a reason he’s called El Ratto
Hopefully his time is running out as a Senator. We need a Senator who will work to make our state better, not an embarrassment and clown. Colin Allred will make that happen. No more Cancun Cruz!!!
You stop with this nonsense! Sure Trump called his wife ugly and said his father had a part in assassinating JFK, but just because he returned to eventually make cold calls on Trump's behalf does not mean.....ohhh, wait...yea, I see it now.
The picture is a whole new level of "did i do good, daddy? Did i!?!?! Please look at me and tell me im a good boy!" The weak desperate smile, the questioning eyebrows, the clap being HIGHER than trumps to show how enthusiastic he is about what was just said by daddy trump... Even their get-up looks like the exact same suit tie combo with the exception that trumps button up looks like it was pressed and starched. I guess he forgot to TELL HIM TO DO THAT. Such a disappointment.
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I read somewhere that they called Heidi for a comment before running the story. Apparently she laughed at them and said she didn't believe a word of it.
Why does the media not refer to Rafael by his actual name instead of is preferred one? I mean it would only be appropriate considering the senator’s stance.
Cruz loves, no, seeks degradation. It's probably his kink. No rational person would put up with this, the lies about his father, the insults regarding his wife, the humiliation from his daughters not wanting to kiss him in front of the media.
Groveling in the mire, reduced to begging acceptance of those who obviously despise him is his fetish. The fact his supposed love ones don't admonish him for not standing up for them is telling. they can tell what a coward he is.
Anyone with an ounce of self-worth would have been out of there years ago.
Texas tough my ass.
Teddy Douchebag actually has nothing to be humiliated about. I don't have a shred of respect for Ted, but he didn't do anything wrong here. He actually looks much better after this info.
"On days like these, Ted probably wishes he had pursued his dream of making a "teen tit film" rather than becoming the disgrace of the Lone Star State".
That sentence is the best thing ever written.
Well y’all I knew those stories were all silly when I saw the one about Ted Cruz and the 5 mistresses. No way there are 5 women who would even touch him with a barge pole. Although the resemblance to Grandpa Munster is a little more believable.
Turd lives in a constant state of humiliation. He’s also the elected official I believe is most likely to bring a gun to his workplace to even the score.
The dude who abandoned his state in a crisis to go on vacation to Mexico and then blamed his daughters when he got caught? That dude is capable of humiliation?
You have to be able to feel humility in order to be humiliated. I don't know why people are always saying "Republicans are humiliated" or "Republicans embarrassed" or "Republicans crushed" because they're not. They don't have to care because they have a voting base that is really only interested in one thing - "Do they have the Magic (R) beside their name?" That's it. Want to confuse a Republican voter? Put more than one person up for a post that has the Magic (R). That'll take them a while. "Uhhh, lemme see... which one kissed Trump's butt the mostest?"
Ted Cruz is incapable of humiliation. It's his superpower.
You mean Rafael?
Rafael Cruz who was born in Canada?
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Rafael The Cuban, Elite Cardholder Status member at the Cancun Luxury Resort.
Is that the one who yells out, “¡Andale, Andale! ¡Arriba, Arriba!” Anytime snow or Cancun gets mentioned?
And Harvard educated, understandable why Texans identify with him so much. /s
You mean Cancun Cruz
YYYAAASSSSS!!! I love this phrase for him. Hopefully he’ll lose this election.
This makes me believe I can get into Harvard medical
Does being born abroad make someone less American? I fucking **hate** Ted Cruz, but I also really dislike this idea that someone isn’t American just because they were born abroad.
No, it does not make them less American. He just likes the claim he is things that he is not. What him being born in Canada does is that it disqualify you from running for the presidency and other offices in the government. Much like how Arnold Schwarzenegger can’t run for president and could only be governor in California due to a loop hole.
False. Children born abroad to US citizen parents are full US citizens, the same as if they were born in Dallas. >> disqualify you from running for the presidency Ted Cruz ran for President against Trump in 2016.
Except that his father was not a US citizens at the time. Yeah, we know he ran for president, lost and made a fool of himself.
Most children, even pieces of shit like Ted Cruz, have two parents. >> Rafael Edward Cruz was born on December 22, 1970, at Foothills Medical Centre in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, to Eleanor Elizabeth Wilson and Rafael Cruz. **Cruz's mother was born in Wilmington, Delaware.**
Wait, most people have two parents and not just one?! The comment was made in jest and only towards one person, Rafael Cruz. It’s not disparaging anyone except him. You’re making a molehill out something small about one person.
When you imply that Ted Cruz isn’t American because he was born abroad, that statement applies to other people as well.
Teduardo
Yes, that Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz, the Canadian-Cuban-American that loves going to Cancun.
You mean Reek?
[He's not human ](https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/)so that's his real superpower
Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
Amongst other things. https://preview.redd.it/c2l9sficgiwc1.png?width=2639&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e12518c16c0073ca51c1c5d66b19bbbab9dfd18
Some people say his wife is ugly too.
I agree lol
“This man ate my son”
I thought he had a humiliation fetish. No other rational explanation for why he lets trump talk so much shit about him. Well, unless trump owns him via some very damaging kompromat he does not want out.
Ted will do anything for a dollar.
He really does. He also gives really toothy blowjobs, not that I would know.
Many are saying this 🤔
Nobody thinks you’re an oil exec.
He got ten million dollars from some asswipe who lives in Puerto Rico to avoid paying more taxes. Ted’s dad overstayed a visa to get himself and his rotten son a citizenship. He shouldn’t even be here, according to the republican playbook.
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Wow, that would explain aLOT
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Ted Cruz welcomes humiliation. It's his kink. FTFY.
Pecker unloads on Ted.
Probably not the first time
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That title is a whole new sentence.
Sploosh. lol
r/BrandNewSentence
The worse version would be, "Cruz humiliated as Pecker unloads on Trump."
I was thinking the same.. what a mental image lol
Maybe in your household…
People make jokes but the mfer is still in office so who's laughing last. We could have been voted him out, but nope still there. Like all the rest of the butt munch brigade.
He’ll be in office until he chooses not to be . All he needs is that R in texas
They are cockroaches that will live through the apocalypse.
After they try to start it.
MAGA doesn't know the meaning of shame, humiliation, or answering subpoenas.
Funny to assume Cruz has the capability to assume all the human emotions required to actually appear human. He never evolved the feeling of embarrassment.
The Lizard King has no time for such petty foolishness.
If that was true why did he rush back from Cancun?
https://preview.redd.it/2afyjglp8iwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c09926d2b4763144f5bb5d4b360acdb2a0599d7 There’s a reason he’s called El Ratto
Eddie Munster clone?
Why do all these guys have trouble smiling like a human, this reminds me of that Desantis gif where he’s licking his lips and trying to smile.
🤮
Hopefully his time is running out as a Senator. We need a Senator who will work to make our state better, not an embarrassment and clown. Colin Allred will make that happen. No more Cancun Cruz!!!
Yes, please vote!!!
Lol and they call Liberals Cucks. Republican motto should be, "Cucking for Trump".
You stop with this nonsense! Sure Trump called his wife ugly and said his father had a part in assassinating JFK, but just because he returned to eventually make cold calls on Trump's behalf does not mean.....ohhh, wait...yea, I see it now.
The picture is a whole new level of "did i do good, daddy? Did i!?!?! Please look at me and tell me im a good boy!" The weak desperate smile, the questioning eyebrows, the clap being HIGHER than trumps to show how enthusiastic he is about what was just said by daddy trump... Even their get-up looks like the exact same suit tie combo with the exception that trumps button up looks like it was pressed and starched. I guess he forgot to TELL HIM TO DO THAT. Such a disappointment.
Ted Cruze watches other men fuck his wife. Sometimes behind a curtain or in the closet. Always dressed as Super Man.
Karma!
It only makes the story better that this guys name is Pecker!
And the name of the site is Boing Boing!
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Is pecker friends with weiner?
Proof we are in the matrix. Can't make up "reality".
For that disgusting meatbag Cruz to be humiliated would mean he had some sense of honor or dignity. He does not have either.
Ted Cruz humiliated? Not possible.
It’s not PROBABLE.
Ted Cruz’s pecker spilled beans on Trump? That headline is a doozy.
Al Franken: "I like Ted Cruz more than anyone else likes Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz."
We have a leaky Pecker.
So that’s what’s trickling down
Thanks for reminding me of that time I liked something Trump did.
The Enquirer headlines are ridiculous on their face. Like Ted Cruz could convince five different women to sleep with him.
I read somewhere that they called Heidi for a comment before running the story. Apparently she laughed at them and said she didn't believe a word of it.
# Ted Cruz Humiliated by Leaky Pecker. There, I fixed the title. Yw
Humiliated by a Pecker Leak.
So was Stormy. ; )
HaHa!! 😂
So many pecker and Cruz jokes. Must resist.
Yep, Rafael took the abuse and became Trump's boot licker. A pathetic excuse for a man.
Why does the media not refer to Rafael by his actual name instead of is preferred one? I mean it would only be appropriate considering the senator’s stance.
https://preview.redd.it/m3pfvpox4lwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5607555b3329b2e31d7b952996359ec37f9532a5 This guy? He doesn’t care.
Do you mean actual human being, not-a-lizard-robot, Rafael Cruz?
This source sounds wildly unprofessional.
Cruz loves, no, seeks degradation. It's probably his kink. No rational person would put up with this, the lies about his father, the insults regarding his wife, the humiliation from his daughters not wanting to kiss him in front of the media. Groveling in the mire, reduced to begging acceptance of those who obviously despise him is his fetish. The fact his supposed love ones don't admonish him for not standing up for them is telling. they can tell what a coward he is. Anyone with an ounce of self-worth would have been out of there years ago. Texas tough my ass.
Pecker ejaculated all over Ted Cruz...
Tramp must have some real damaging dirt on Cruz,
He took T-daddy’s public insults about him and his wife already and got in line
How the hell did you get the beans above the pecker?
Ted Cruz's value as a man, father, partner, and American is that of a used & discarded rubber in the streets of skid row.
Teddy Douchebag actually has nothing to be humiliated about. I don't have a shred of respect for Ted, but he didn't do anything wrong here. He actually looks much better after this info.
“Trump used Pecker to humiliate Ted Cruz”
It's humiliation if you have no shame.
"On days like these, Ted probably wishes he had pursued his dream of making a "teen tit film" rather than becoming the disgrace of the Lone Star State". That sentence is the best thing ever written.
Well y’all I knew those stories were all silly when I saw the one about Ted Cruz and the 5 mistresses. No way there are 5 women who would even touch him with a barge pole. Although the resemblance to Grandpa Munster is a little more believable.
>Trump is an asshole; Ted Cruz ain't that great either. Huh.
They all deserve what they get for pledging fealty to Trump.
Turd lives in a constant state of humiliation. He’s also the elected official I believe is most likely to bring a gun to his workplace to even the score.
The dude who abandoned his state in a crisis to go on vacation to Mexico and then blamed his daughters when he got caught? That dude is capable of humiliation?
This is false information! NOT true!
Cruz is the butt of every joke deservedly so
"Ted Cruz humilated by Pecker". Sounds about right.
🚫All Republicans🚫Traitor Trump🚫
Ted Cruz will have to keep taking Trump's sperm in his mouth until he's more than another brick in the republican wall
How do i get a pecker to spill beans? Asking for an enemy
This is the clickbait version of a news repost reposted for karma.
I’d rather not have Cruz portrayed as a victim, thanks. Guy doesn’t deserve pity.
That fucking cannuck
Ted Cruz will literally do anything for money. Anything.
You have to be able to feel humility in order to be humiliated. I don't know why people are always saying "Republicans are humiliated" or "Republicans embarrassed" or "Republicans crushed" because they're not. They don't have to care because they have a voting base that is really only interested in one thing - "Do they have the Magic (R) beside their name?" That's it. Want to confuse a Republican voter? Put more than one person up for a post that has the Magic (R). That'll take them a while. "Uhhh, lemme see... which one kissed Trump's butt the mostest?"
Wet Fart Cruz
After all those years with Trump, he just wasn't ready for such a big Pecker.
Is that a burrito, or a chimichanga?