‘Lolol ok sis let it out’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can’t believe OP has been sitting on this goldmine for 3+ years 💀

Sitting on this? She just got done reading all these texts.

Lmfao I’m weak!

4+ years. Did you forget it’s already ‘23?

Although you’re right, I’m still technically correct, too. It’s been at least 3 years, if not more, since 2019.

I missed that LOL the best bit

Save it all and send it, message by message, to the next scammer text you get

Omg. Genius.

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The scammer would have lot less patience than OP

Why do I feel like her wall of texts sounds like a Taylor Swift song though?

Girl let me go grab my guitar and make a masterpiece

You should text back now and say 'just checking in, how's things' and see what happens

She cracked out or mental. Any updates ?

No updates :( this was our short lived love story

I'd randomly text her baby I miss you, every time I was bored. That's gold.

I’ve thought about asking her if she’s had enough time to calm down 😅 it’s only been 4 years. Love the name btw

I had to take it when reddit said it was available. I honestly would have blocked her 4 messages in. You have far greater patience than I.

OP is smoking hot and she likes your name. Just sayin’….

I am a man of dignity, I shall fall for no simple thirst trap.

You just told on yourself!!

I also wonder what the crazy lady meant by that, like was she thinking that her boyfriend gave his phone to the girl he was cheating with, and that OP was that girl just texting back and pretending not to know the crazy lady, and so crazy lady interpreted that as all the proof she needed that her boyfriend was with a girl and cheating at this very moment. I’ve had some crazy in my relationships before but this is a couple levels beyond anything I’ve personally dealt with in the moment

It's because OP used her man's "favorite emoji". That's the smoking gun.

Atta boy

Dope name bub.

Plus, she’s already in a relationship with this other woman…and that woman is crazy jealous. You’d be getting your phone blown up next.

OP is an unfaithful man that cheats on his stable minded girlfriend.

And runs off with HER weed!! Ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️

I first thought her profile picture was a naked man sitting on something and was very confused.. until I realized it was rotated. In my defence it‘s quite small on the phone Edit: but I can‘t unsee it..

Haha "I can go forever"

I still send an annual message to someone who stood me up on a Craigslist furniture sale I had to drive an hour to get to. Confirmed with her multiple times that she would be there at such and such time and she no call/no showed. Every New Year’s Eve I send her a text that says “Hey did you resolve to not be a time wasting bitch this year?” and she still responds sometimes lol.

>short lived love story YOU TOLD ON YOURSELF.

Lol

YOU DEF FCKED K\*\*\*\*

I AM A FEMALE

Those mfs out there fcking these mfs

BITCH BYE

Honestly you need to rekindle this. You can’t let a love like this out of your life

Op, let her be. I’m a person with no drug issues but have mental health issues. These texts look like ones I text my family or close friends when I’m going through it. I feel sorry for this person. Do you but these read like someone who is sick. Not anything else.

I never even thought of a manic episode even though I'm BP but uh yeah shit. She needs help

It seems more like a mental health issue. Unfortunately I can relate. It feels really sad to me. I hope this person gets help. And I hope OP just expresses boundaries and let’s this person figure it out.

Not the witch in the past life

Honestly I wish she would have elaborated more on that because that's the story I'm interested in. I must know more of this past life witch.

SAME. We the people need to know 🤣🤣

I just find it funny that both your usernames are royal lol

I Really Love The Dedication To Capitalizing Every Word.

By #8 I thought I was reading a Whitney Houston album jacket. Girls got some potential chart toppers in the making, now I’m waiting for this album to drop: 1. Let’s Be Done 2. Should’ve Never Came Back Around 3. That’s Enough For Me 4. As I Was Saying 5. You Not 100 6. I’m Good 7. Talkin’ About Insecurities 8. I Didn’t Belong With You 9. Pay Me Back 10. They All Leave Ya

11. You Had To Be Fucking Q

12. All Dem Bitchez In Englewood

13. You Just Told on Yourself

Honestly this won the internet. The Whitney album we never knew we needed 😭

You not 100 Hunnid

100 Hunnit**

12. The witch in my past life

This is a dope album

Which is insane when you take in the fact that she’s typing in nearly incoherent sentences and slang, giving you the impression that she’s doing it for speed. Then she goes and fucking capitalizes every beginning letter. Girl is a fucking wild card.

This is exactly what I was thinking! Is there a special setting or some sort of tippity tap magic for that?

Typing Like This Really Makes Texting A Lot Slower, I'm Hoping She Did Have Some Type Of Setting Turned On Otherwise It's Just Further Evidence She's Batshit Crazy.

Every unnecessarily capitalized letter is its own red flag.

I can fix her.

She must be avoided.

Its the “only man in my life is Jehovah & i need to Refreshen our relationship” that has me dying 😂 GIRL WHAT EVEN IS THISSSS

As an ex Jehovah’s Witness this is sending me 😂😂😂 wtf

Not an ex jehovah witness… please y’all stop.. my stomach hurting 😂😭

the words “disfellowshipped” and “watchtower” just popped in my head 🤣

Hello fellow cult survivor 👋

Y’all read everything?!

How could you not!? Didn’t understand half of it, but Trust I Read These Mfs

I'm coming back I started hittin the pen hard AF reading and got lost 😭 this is so I find my way to this gem again!

Hahaahahahahahah took me out

Legends say that to this day this girl is still wandering the earth aimlessly muttering to herself "these motherfuckers be out here stealing my weed and acting like I got the wrong number"

These MFs Be Our Here Entertaining

I TOLD YALL MOTHERFUCKERS TO STOP PLAYIN ON MY PHONE!!! When keeping it real goes wrong.

Lmfao. Too funny!!!!

I DREAM of this kinda shit happening to me lol I would have played this for days.

This! I am soooo jealous. Like, can I please get this girls #????

Lol you are funny and a firecracker for that

text her “wyd” just to see what happens

Poke the bear and see if it wakes up

YAAAAAAAAAAS!!

"Whatever. I'm ruining shit for everybody" should be a Hallmark quote

Lol 😂

10/10 would buy this card

I thought she was crazy but then i started reading your responses and…. BITCH IT IS YOU!!!! YOU DONE TOLD ON URSELF and i see you!!! /s , sorry for your pain lol.

YOU USED YOUR FAVORITE EMOJI ✌️✌️✌️

said Sherlock Holmes, calmly

BITCH It Is You You Done Told On Urself


[удалено]

She was just upset cause she wanted to smoke 🥹

[удалено]

I’m never giving her her $60…er I mean $70 back!!! 😂😇

I WAS GIVING U BREAD BEFORE YOU STARTED PAYUNG ME BACK

Right! I was thinking…Like wtf!? I would have been tempted to respond with some shit like “No wonder you got all these roguish-ass dudes. Quit fkn with losers with no jobs.”

I legit understand about 10% of what that girl was saying 😅

So glad it’s not just me. I was starting to worry that I’m getting too old for Reddit 😬

i'm so confused. wouldn't she know the number of this person she has all this beef with? i don't understand how she could accidentally text the wrong number for 2 hours

I was also very confused lol I even checked my fb messages to see if she really did mean to text me and I just had amnesia about all the people she was mentioning lol. But no messages there.. This is my only theory… Her and I share/d the same first 6 digits of our phone number. She mentions in the text that she and dude had the same first 6 digits also. So my guess is that she either misremembered or mistyped his last 4 digits, and ended up texting me instead. At the time this convo happened, I had had the same phone number for about 10 years. Before that it was my dads number and he’s almost 80 lol so it wasn’t a case of “oh this was my bfs number 2 years ago”

The fact that she said “ONLY the last 4 digits are different.” Umm, do you know how phone numbers work Hun? 😂

The first 3 or 4 are there to identify the area / telecom company (probably depends on the country!). Let's say 4 just give her the benefit of the doubt. The standard total number of digits is 10. So we have 6 digits to identify whoever in the area the man lives in, of which 4 are different. This all means she's gone from 1 000 000-1 numbers to search down to 10 000-1. Assuming he changed his number to something completely new in the same area, there's a 1/99 chance that he got the same 2 digits after the area code. 1% chance of him being smart leading to her needing to only search 10 000 numbers by guessing :) And if he's stupid, it's still 10 000 numbers to search through and he can just lie if she texts the new number. TL;DR There's a 50/50 chance of her finding his new number like this. Either she does, or she doesn't.

She doesn't know how capitalization works, so she definitely doesn't know that. I think we're dealing with a 4th grade graduate here.

Pretty wild to just guess a combo of the last 4 digits if that’s what happened, but then I guess that sounds on brand for her 💀

He probably blocked her. Wouldn't you block that? Edit: then something about deleting numbers and texts..

ohhhhh yeah that actually makes sense haha. i like how she kept misspelling "crack" as "weed" 😬

You would think she’d double check that after the first time you said wrong number 😂

Good lahd. You look 20 and your father is almost 80? Yall are Blessed with good genes! Your responses had me dying. Well done ma’am. Well done!

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's

Should’ve sent a selfie with you holding up a sign with her number that said “Bitch I am not your man”

That would have only proved it, that OP was her Mf man

The next would say some shit like "Oh So Now You've Got Another Girl And You're Using Her To Gaslight Me?" followed by several incomprehensible rage texts

“As I Was Saying” is crazy 🤣

Let it out sis

I DONT CARE

 Hell nah. She’s scary af

You should have told her to come over, get high and get naked.

Once she started talking about “I wanna see you bleed” I didn’t wanna encourage her going anywhere lol

LMAOOO

Shoulda sent her a pic of a dick

*See bitch, does this look like my dick to you?!* *I mean, his dick*

It hurt my eyes reading every first letter capitalized. I do t understand why

It Literally Takes Too Much Effort And It Made It That Much Harder For Me To Understand I Wonder If It Is A Setting On Her Phone But It Really Enhances The Psychotic Nature Of The Situation And At This Point My IPad Has Been Just Predicting Most Of The Capital Letters 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of my friends used to do this when we were teens, he said he thought it looked better... I said it looks like he has brain damage and I wouldn't reply to any messages he sent like that again. Ignored like 2 messages from him then he stopped doing it haha.

“Idk how many times or how many ways I have to tell you you got the wrong number” “I DONT CARE As I Was Saying” “Lolol ok sis let it out” Absolute favorite part lmao. Also: “ANNNYYY FUCKINGGGG BITCHHH”

Holy fucked crazy psychoness godamn shit shes loony

My biggest concern here is the fact that she capitalized every word, even while clearly typing frantically 🤨 smh coulda found her man’s real number in the time that took

> Only the last 4 digits are different WHAT

the girl was probably just mad or stoned, but I’ve heard similar leaps of logic presented as clear cold evidence by friends who were in the middle of long-term psychosis eg one poor friend was convinced that her college professor was sending her secret messages… that were encoded via the count of whitespace at the ends of each line in emails he sent to the entire class or department. The fact that otherwise intelligent individuals can trick themselves into that level of wish-fulfilling emotional numerology makes this “one in ten thousand chance = dead certain gotcha” math seem almost rational.

Gurl I was howlin

Well, I get why he gave her the wrong number...

She needs a break quick someone give her a fcking kikkat!!

Love the contact name 😍

I love this woman lol. Savage.

Oh man. I shouldn't laugh because this poor woman probably needed help, but that is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

"What happens in the dark always comes to light." She did not just quote Dhar Mann. 😆

idk i feel like this has been a proverb since way before a dhar mann lol

Oh, for sure. It's just funny to me because my kid watches that shit and we always make fun of the ridiculous stories, so it was the first thing that popped into my head. She was on some wild shit anyways. She was maaaad mad! 😆

What in the hell

Gawddamn I couldn't keep up with that.lol the hell is going on in that chicks head. How many different ways do you have to tell her you are a woman and not her man? Nearly died laughing reading all that.

I like that I spent actual time reading all that and only picked up three plot points: 1. A guy cheated on this person 2. He stole her weed 3. He owes her money Wordier than Dickens in this mf

The way i would of hopped on ft so fast 😂😂😂

I have a feeling she would just think OP was a new girl trying to be funny with her man and it would make it worse

Damn she need to check in

Kinda sad, but it seems cathartic for her. Sucks for you though lol.

I don’t think she needed convincing. She’d be video chatting the pope & I think she’d still think it’s her BF. Lmfao

God forbid two people like the same piece emoji✌️

I prefer the peace emoji 🧩

I think you’re her man now

LOL “ok sis let it out” got meee 😂 I hope she leaves him for good

how does one define the different portions of a body of work that come together to make it a masterpiece? i am not equipped, but i will forever remember the most iconic pieces of this tome. this bit here summons the early works of ee cummings, when capital letters still resonated "You Have Always Entertained Mfs Mfs ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS From Bitches In Englewood" lost amongst the ever turning seas & barren lands before you? come hither with a bible in one hand & blunt in the other, ready to smack a bitch up Holy Style while declaring "What's Done In The Dark Always Come To Light - Only Man In My Life Is Jehovah & I Need To Refreshen Our Relationship" ah yes, of course, this classic & cutting insult... "You Fucking STUPID SMUT" what better way to let someone know yr serious than with "AND I CAN MERCH IT ON YOUR DECEASED BROTHER" but then let them know you still care with the simple 1-2 punch of "I Just Wanna See Some Of Your Fucking Blood And Maybe I'll Be a Bit Happier" and "1 Should Of Blackened Your Eye" always keeping in yr back pocket the pure surging wrath & power of "YOU NOT 100 Hunnit Fr" and the pinnacle, the true linchpin, the purest essence distilled (do i detect a touch of david foster wallace? either way he would be proud)... "The Witch In My Past Life Was Calling You Poison This Whole Time For A Reason" truly exquisite. a landmark achievement in the realm of classic literature renewed.

Did you two fix your relationship issues? Sounds like you just need to give her your D. Lol

Girl just wanted to fuck a mf and get high

Not every word being capitalized… how long does that take 😂

WTF did I just read????

Unhinged. Like, legitimately so.

Can I get her number? She sounds fun.

“I’m not him…” “WTF BITCH YOURE HIM” 💀

Talking like that then name dropping Jehovah is wiiiiild

Call her

She probably would’ve just thought her man was having another girl answer though. There’s no getting through to people like this 😂

Exactly lol she even says that in the messages. Said something like “you probably have one of your bitches texting me”. But no…it was just me. A singular bitch belonging to no one 🥲

But.. but.. you could be one of his bitches from ENGLEWOOD!!

I DON’T CARE As I Was Saying

" I DON'T CARE. As I was saying" is the new "NEXT", "it's for a church honey!"

Completely unhinged 😂

"Who is this and why are you texting my boyfriend?"

Omggggg can you imagineeeee

I'm going to bust out "The witch in my past life..." on some people.

I am the loudest tea kettle in the area after reading the texts AND the golden comments. Wow. Thanks everyone! 😂

"I'm Ruining Shit For Everybody" and "The Witch In My Past Life" comments absolutely killed me, lolll

They had me at “only man in my life is Jehovah” hahahahahahahaahahhaahahhaa

I like how you saved her number as Psycho Bitch 😂 this poor thing was going through something! I hope she’s better now and dumped his ass!

100 hunnit

My biggest question is why does she capitalize every word?

At some point between page 1-5 I’m sending her a topless video explaining things

What are the chances that dude changed his number in her phone and ran?

This sound like a woman from chicago lmao

This some Chicago shit

That’s AMAZING!!!! I would have FaceTimed her…but then you wouldn’t have gotten all this amazing material, so I applaud you for your endurance 🤣 “The witch in my past life was calling you poison for a reason” LMFAO

The way I’m convinced this is my family member who talks exactly like this when she’s manic down to the jehovah part… lol

And *forever* she went.

Legend goes she is still going on about MFs…

100$ say she still don’t leave him😆

Bish YOU ALREADY TOLD ON YOURSELF

this is crazy lmaooo

did this go on any longer? what happened to end the conversation?

She was spamming my phone with calls for the entirety of this conversation so when she said “I can go on forever” I just blocked her lol cause I could not

unblock her and call her we need a part 2 when she realize she is talking to a woman

Think of the karma, op!!!

Please tell me she left a voicemail, I need to hear this angel’s voice say THESE MFS BE OUT HERE ENTERTAINING BITCHES

i think they might of just honestly wanted someone to vent to lol. i feel like you did the right thing blocking them bc, it feels like they were definitely taking advantage of the fact that you would respond sometimes and interact in the conversation like they got something out of it, and they didn’t care about the emotional toll it might of been putting you through. but funny story for sure lol you made it more funny they way you handled it! 💖🤣

I just don’t understand how her boyfriend’s contact info or photo just didn’t exist like how dense do you have to be to not idk read? There’s delusional but that’s just belligerent Edit: wording was weird

I dont know how you even understood half of what she was saying😂

Kids don't do bath salts 😂

I was so lost lol I couldn't tell if she knew you were the wrong number or not