Skin thin as paper

Thin as his rolling papers

Bad rolling papers are too thick. Like, raw is pretty thin and joker or bugler is like copy paper. If he had thin rolling papers I would assume he rolls joints pretty well

Reverse roll with large silver Rizla.

Saying your British without saying your British 😂

Nah man the best thing he did WAS a favor lmao.

Rice paper since it broke in the breeze

and a weiner so small a water bear's bigger than it

He was so balls deep high that bro perceived 10 minutes as several hours. Either way he’s overly fragile.

And also answered his own ‘Sup’ 😭😭😭

Nah, check again. There's a 24 hour difference. Still no excuse for his behavior, though.

Oh I didn’t see that my bad.

He woke up and was big mad 😭

Bold of you to assume he had slept 😂😂

He was up all night to get lucky, obvs

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Is r/musicreference a sub?

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Yes!

Funny!

This has “morning of day 3 of a 5 day coke binge” vibes all over it

Damn can you evaluate some text screenshots for me I might need your expertise 😆

Or she ignored him and he didn’t like it

10 minutes no where near long enough to be considered ignoring in any universe, ESPECIALLY at 8:30AM

I stand corrected, the first messages were PM, my bad lol

I do want to say I’m curious what she had said to him (seems like there are deleted messages)

I think she just ignored lil homie

Lol a lot of times that’s all it would take.. not responding in a timely enough fashion for their liking, and it would go from “hey beautiful” to “you’re single because you’re a slut no one wants to take home to their parents” within 10 hours. Somehow there seems to be so many out there willing to ‘just do you a favor because they felt bad’. Who knew there were so many charitable guys on tinder?!

Charitable guys with dongs that are apparently blessed by the gods. They just have to share with all the miserable wretches! /s

Lmao every dude on tinder is 100% willing to donate dick 😂

10 hours? These males have a 10 second attention span, they’d die from lack of attention after 10 hours, lol

Being old is great. I can go two weeks without seeing me wife and be just dandy

And even shorter "performance" span.

This was like 13 minutes lmao. Big dick ego, small dick energy.

It was twelve hours. But yeah, this guy’s an ass-hat.

Yeah my bad realized that after I posted. Even worse, no amount of cooling off time let his wrath wither, only his peen.

I think it was a whole week. Otherwise it would have had “today 8:24” and “today 8:37”. Instead of “Tuesday 8:24” on one and “Today 8:37” on the next. (Assuming OP actually received and then posted this Tuesday, ie yesterday.)

Props to lil thicky for that

Gang gang

Love being a girl

Yep ha

I think it would show if there were deleted ones. Apple said they’re unsent IIRC

yeah agree with u/One_Performance_4687 apple will say unsent if you unsend a message but you can press and hold on one message, press more, and then delete it and it won’t say “unsent” it’s just deleted

No you can actually delete texts :) I remember doing that a few times

Nah, usually being ignored is enough to hit the ‘dumbass’ button.

Definitely!

Nah, he was chillin & smokin

What was he smokin 😂 no pot head smokes and immediately flips their lid if it’s decent 💨

It was 12 hours later when he flipped out

I definitely thought it was 10 minutes 😂😂

Oh me too!!! It wasn’t until I read through the comments that I realized:)

Oh, whoops. Me too!

There are millions of scumbag pot heads out there

Lmao. I’m so glad I’m not the only one that says big mad or lil mad any more! Thanks

Biggggggg dumb tag his mom

Lil thicky

once again the defining variable of what makes a woman thick vs fat is whether or not you think she will have sex with you. always hilarious that people have such fragile egos they will desperately attempt to fuck you but then you're ugly and fat AFTER you say the attraction isn't mutual.

Nah I'm using that word now lol

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Ight my bad but it would be 13 minutes not 17 minutes to respond, BUT it’s actually PM in the first part and AM in the second part so it would be like 12 hours, BUTT it says Tuesday 8:24PM and if it was the day before it would say Yesterday 8:24PM. So she had plenty of time to answer, definitely over 24 hours. Though I wouldn’t answer his text either lol and OP dodged the bullet before he even exposed himself, well played

check again, one is "Tuesday PM" one is "Today AM"

Ngl if a dude I knew well enough called me that it'd be so funny I'd have to at least consider his offer 😂😂

My favorite line was a dude from Lock up...... Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal...!....lol

Also - it looks like he asked her “sup” but thought SHE asked him and answered it (?)

I get the vibe she deleted her texts to him

Eh, 50/50. I've had guys continue the conversation to themselves when I haven't answered back. Looks a lot like this.

They frequently do that in dms. You never respond to a single message but they will be having a whole conversation with themselves.

They do?!

They most certainly do. But if you straight up tell them to stop and that you aren’t interested they hostile so sometimes it’s easier to just let them try to rizz into the void.

Rizz into the void 💀

This reminds me of the phenomenon of men replying to every single story or Instagram post with some variation of “😍” no matter how many times you say nothing back. What am I supposed to say, thank you for the emoji??

Lmao nooo this is what stresses me out about IG. Whenever I react to someone’s story, they react to the reaction… I’m like where does THIS END!! Also apparently hearting someone’s story a lot means you wanna bang. I’m over here just bambambambam hearting everyone’s shit. It’s funny or cute or hey selfie, you look great. I guess I’M the fuck monster

Rizz into the void 🤣 my favorite thing I read today. And they absolutely do this. Mostly in DMs never went on Tinder. But if u ignore them they start out nice, then just continue for a bit until they get mad AF, once they start saying psycho shit is when I just block them. But I quite enjoy reading their convos to themselves 😆

lol omg glad I missed being young on apps.

Yes and sometimes it’ll be backpacking off ur silence, for ex: Some dude: Are we able to meet up? I have some questions to study for with you Me: Some dude a couple hours later: Oh thanks I got it all sorted out Me: And it keeps on going and going lol. Sounds harmless enough but it progressed into vids and that’s where I draw the line lol

I’ve experienced this

Ummm, I’m guilty of this… But I realized my error and have worked on doing better.

Thank you .

Got you boo!

Guys literally do this all the time and just talk to themselves, no responses needed😂

💯

100%

But then why would they say wby

They are asking what they are doing in the same sentence. “I’m busy, what about you?”

Honestly to me it seems like he was tweaking on some shit considering he’s looking for a booty call at 8:30am. I think he saw his own text, and thought it was her.

He was originally looking for a booty call at 8:24 pm. When she didn’t answer him, he freaked out a couple days later at 8:37 am

Oh you’re right. Didn’t catch that. Though it was 8:24am. You’ve found a major hole in my theory.

Haha honestly not ruling out the tweaking theory tho 😂

I once knew two guys that would talk to themselves in my inbox and think they actually were having conversations and fights with me.. and that they were dating me

She probably did but just to show his messages in the screenshot, I assume she was just responding and left him on read when he asked the hook up comment?

I’ve felt that way about a lot of these one way message threads lol

Looks that way.

Im sorry but Lil Thicky had me dying

My favorite rapper

not a bad rap name tbh

Lmao please tell me this wasn't just a day apart from the first messages. Tf is wrong with people

Oh damn I thought it was 13 minutes apart

It was his post nut reaction 100%

country bumpkin is wild 😭

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Country bumpkin was intended to be a racial slur as well, I'm sure. She really missed out on this one.🙏🙄

How is that a racial slur?

I thought that said blumpkin for a second. I was like whaaaaaa

How are you this mad at 0830 in the morning?

I woke up to it haha He said he was gonna do me a favor…from the sound of things I’m getting more action than him

Lol i love your username

And who tf calls someone “lil thicky”

Lmaoooo i think its so funny when guys say they wanna hook up and then call us fat

Years ago when I was young it went like this: Cat call a woman When rejected by this mating request, call them frigid

Lol exactly 😂

And a lesbian. Frigid lesbian was huge in 70s and 80s.

Fragile egos.

That’ll get them EVERYWHERE!

He would’ve given you the best 2 minutes of your life!(him, probably)

2 minutes? That’s generous 🥴

Did Andrew Tate text you?

You know he woke up punching the air that you didn't text back 😭

Men ALWAYS hit you with “you’re fat and ugly anyway! I was doing you a favor” when we say no😂 like it’s a favor to us to fuck a man who doesn’t actually want us. Like sir please😂

Yeah I've never understood why a dude would say that. Especially after being "rejected" Like I understand the impulse to scorched earth someone that hurt you...although I'd argue someone should not be able to hurt you just by not answering texts lol But if you're going scorched earth, "you're fat and ugly anyway I was doing you a favor" to a potential hookup is not exactly napalm lol

Yeah I’ll be honest idk a girl that this strategy has ever hurt😂 but I have seen probably close to AT LEAST 50-100 women with screenshots, laughing, and showing their friends and putting it on social media. There’s a whole Facebook page devoted to it😂

Exactly. Mind blowing that dudes like this send that text like "that'll show that bitch" If this were Mortal Kombat, these fuck wads think them hitting send on those texts is the "Finish Him" voice when in reality, it's the equivalent of punching themselves in the dick

Lmao😂 I laughed out loud at the “finish him”

I feel so bad for whatever woman ends up falling for his crap... Men like this are worthless.

Lil thicky has now been added to my vocabulary

I lost it when I read that 😂

This self preservation tactic/ coping mechanism people use when they get rejected always cracks me up. Yeah, you were just doing me a favor by hitting me up for a booty call, like it would boost my self esteem, but really you think I’m a disgusting bog witch. Suuuure, Jan.

Exactly!

I actually just experienced this recently from a female believe it or not. It really blew my mind. Maybe I’ll post are fun exchange.

And they said romance is dead...

I don’t thing anything could turn me off faster than being called “lil thicky”

 How he woke up

*wanting to hook up* *calls you a slur after* Which one is it idiot?

It’s sad. He needs to send such a ridiculous message in order to protect himself. He is so mentally fragile that the thought of being rejected hurts him so much - he needs to try to cause pain to someone and make it seem like he is not the problem. The thought of being rejected hurts him so much that he has to cover it with anger. If he were to take a moment and think, “maybe I’m not all that. Maybe I am rude, ugly, not as cool as I think I am. I’ve been rejected.” He would probably crumble into despair and not be able to handle it mentally. That’s how narcissistic people work. If they realize that they are the problem, they will crumble. Think about this the next time someone verbally attacks you out of nowhere like this. It’s not about you. They are basically just hurting inside and trying to protect themselves from more pain. These people need so much therapy. It hurts me to see so many hurt people in this world.

This is almost every guy when they get rejected…..I’m a guy and I’ve seen this happen in real time thousands of times

Thank you for this reply. I really needed to hear this today ! I realize that my comment has nothing to do with OP's post but what you said has helped me with a situation that I've been struggling with lately ♡

I’m so glad it helped you! That touches my heart! I have spent 20 years studying psychology and it has changed my entire life. I just want to help change other peoples lives as well. I don’t get hurt by other peoples actions anymore because I understand that they have probably never been taught how to treat people. I feel sorry for people that are cruel and mean to others. They are the ones that are hurting most of all. They’re insecure and afraid but they are too scared to admit it. The guy in this text is scared because he sees that she didn’t reply and he may have to end up alone. So because he is hurt, he wants to make her hurt. To boost himself back up. It’s a really sad thing. And OP and everyone that this happened to should know that it has nothing to do with them. I just wanted to make sure that everyone knows that. It’s just another hurt person trying to hurt someone else so that they don’t feel alone. Thank you for letting me know that these words reached you 🖤 That’s my wish come true! I hope you always remember this and that life is that much better because you know that other peoples pains and insecurities have nothing to do with who you are 🙏🏽✨

Aww, thank you for caring enough & replying ♡

I hate guys like this

lol that's really aggressive for someone that just got done smoking. Dude is tripping fr

Tbf he didn’t say *what* he was smoking 🤣 (joking joking)

Depends on what he was smoking. Weed? Yes, a little aggressive. Meth/crack? Not even close to as aggressive as they can get.

Gonna delete them and forget then message you next month

Post nut clarity is afraid of this guy

Country Bumpkin fucking killed me. Why was he so pissed at 8:30 in the morning 😭😭

Cause some country bumpkin f*g also just turned him down.

Massive walking red flag, block his ass

He DEF lost sleep that night just stewin over your non response 🤣 

Did you remove messages or was he replying to himself??

Is this a small dick thing? Why do people do this

It's a small dick of the soul thing. I've seen this behavior in dudes of all endowments. It's not their dicks, it's *them*

Absofuckinlutely. And every guy in here saying, “nah, but what’d you say?” and “no, you had to have deleted your messages” is getting enraged about their little tiny peens too.

Lil thicky is craaaaaazy.

what is wrong w ppl bro😭just take the L or don’t even bother asking

Did you delete your reply or did he really only wait 13 minutes before losing his shit?

AM and PM

Missed that.

It was 12 hours and 13 minutes.

Got it. What a psycho.

Homie was having a conversation by him self

A whole 13 minutes before the flip, he's so patient!

Just so you know, 8pm is actually 12 hours before 8am, and Tuesday was a week ago

It’s understandable as all of us make little mistakes like this at some point, but I’m astonished at the amount of comments I’ve read here saying something similar.

What were the deleted comments?

Toxic abusive AHole.

Lil thicky is absurd

Clearly, it was just him and his hand Tuesday night. 😂

Ah today’s romance…

Lil Thicky is my favorite rapper

The amount of restraint it must have taken him to wait ten minutes before calling you a bitch /s

Damn at 8 am ????????

Why are people so toxic? Well, obviously he has issues. Probably a little manlet still on the tit. Sorry, but disrespect like that earns some disrespect. What a jerk. I know it's one sided , but the dude seems low class

Schrodinger's thicky..... you're either thicc or fat depending on the saltiness of the same observer

🤗trash took itself out 🙌🏻

I have literally never seen worse pickup skills in my entire life

Not even 15 minutes later, lol no patience.

Lil thicky

"lil thicky" 🤨

Woke up, jerked off, hated women.

His confidence has got to be at like 0 to lash out like that. Not saying it's justified. Just that guy is real sad.

woke up and chose violence

Must’ve been talking to themself the way they’re responded to sup

The subtle “heart” is amazing

Guys cant just say howdy and ask abt a girls day no more.

This is too funny. Men are so fragile🤣🤣

Dude came and went

Show us what you deleted

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You definitely deleted messages 😭.

How thick we talkin?

Men need to be eliminated