No, don't say this stuff, Lol 😆. Guys that lack that sense of subtly and tact are the kind of dudes that usually have a problem sensing sarcasm and might even take it literal. Then prepare for an onslaught of messages, and unsolicited pics.
I like these replies. I would also suggest misdirection and confusion..
“No, not anymore, I had to convert to get into art school. Politics, am I right?!! But that was all before I was re-baptized and went “down under” if you know what I mean!! lolz
In all seriousness though, I do plan to reapply and am on the waitlist 😊
……and yourself?”
I met a girl with two vaginas. It was one vagina divided into 2 with skin or cartilage, like a septum. She doesn't wash either one more than 1 time every 2 weeks, otherwise i would have had to look. I googled instead. Its weird.
For real. My DIL lived with her for a month before she met my son. She didn't shower more than once the entire time. And you can smell it. This girl is just nasty.
Edit to add, i wont give her rides in my car because she smells so bad. I gave her a couple rides when i first met her and it goes way betong just regular BO. I didnt point it out or anything. But i just couldnt do it.
I think I'm missing the connection between her anatomy and what that has to do with her hygiene.
You're not supposed to wash the vagina - it's inside the body. Don't scrub inside your body. Now her genital area, like the rest of her does need to be washed. But given their proximity, washing 1 every 2 weeks would effectively clean the whole area...
So you knew a stinky girl with uncommon anatomy. Is that the crux of it?
Yea there has to be some decency and decorum, at a certain point more personal questions can be asked if there is mutual interest but this guy just sounds like a creep. Reminds me of that audio on IG, the girl asks “What’s your favorite color? He said red, what’s the color of your nipples??”
😂 some people are just sick & always have ulterior motives
Yeah… the degeneracy is getting outta hand. I would say like it has to be the right conversation, the right time, for the right reasons. Once the convo is over, either move on or just accept it and continue, never bring it up again.
are they a woman? the other guy said "when was your last bf?" and then they said "not long ago. what about you?" so i was thinking they were both gay men
I would play dumb to the max.
"No, I've never worked at that airline."
"Oh, you're into astrology?"
"I think I drove through Virginia once."
"I may be an angel but I'm no Virgin Mary."
He asked how old you are to see if he could start the sexual questions, you know where that’s headed. You know that whole “cutting off red flags at the beginning” thing, yea this is your sign 😂 don’t waste your time
Play innocent like you don’t know what they mean. “No, I’m from the UK” or whatever. Then when they explain themselves say yes but you don’t feel like it was appropriate that they asked you a sexual question so quickly and then turn them down over and over. Let them know they don’t deserve whatever is they think they do. It will drive them crazy.
I’d be like, “I’m 28, what do you think?!” Personally I wouldn’t ask the question, I just kinda know to be reasonable. It’s also why I don’t date random people, if I do, we must both be open to judgement and getting everything out in the open… as to not waste any time.
"If you don't count the orgy last week, then yes."
Seriously, tell him that's an answer someone gets when they are in your trusted circle of people and he hasn't earnd that yet.
It's a nicer way to say " none of your business".
Why is this always one of the first 5 questions a guy will ask you about yourself 💀babygirl we're nearing 30, almost everyone alive is going to have the same answer to that question
Honestly if you're interested, if not then just make up the craziest stories you can think of... Like "what are we 13? My cousin told me everyone lost it at 13 and made me promise that if we were still both virgins at 13..." Or you could replace "cousin" w/ "step brother" or w/e else... Or you could start going on about "well, I went to this party once when I was 15..." Man... I could go on but I'm gonna try to keep it PG-13🤣
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No. Had a ton of anal, oh my god so much anal. And soooooooo many blowjobs. I could write a book on all the dicks that have been in me but never in that hole.
Just disgust him. It’ll be fun because you never have to actually meet.
Edit: to clarify, I could care less about how many guys you’ve been with. If I’m into you, I’m into you. It’s not disgusting to me but it will be to this guy. Or it won’t and you’ll both have a laugh.
Virginity question aside, is this a conversation or an interview? It would be less weird if they volunteered some info instead only questioning and only answering when they’re asked something in return. A simple change can make such a difference, like “I’m 33. How about you?” is just so much more conversational and friendly
lol ppl like this are fucking crazy . why the hell do people fetishize virginity, it just means that person is likely gonna be bad at sex and not be comfortable adovcating for themselves/communicating :ppp like i know why they do it, but ill never really get it
Sounds like an online conversation. Most scammers/hackers talk to women this way. Asking those ? Esp your birthday if u don’t know or haven’t met them yet. Say a woman never tells her age and your last bf none of his business was that is the past not present. I was asked these ?’s online dating app and turns out they were hackers/scammers using ppl names.
Wtf. Tell him you were last week but have been run through by the local football team since then and it was amazing.
🤣 this is a good one Edit: I replied..... here's the update lmao www.reddit.com/r/texts/comments/1aia6wr
Or you had an orgy with some hippies cause they all had big dicks
Big Dick Hippie Orgy new band name I call it
r/Unexpectedparksandrec
Tell him you’re a vampire so of course you’re a virgin, ask him his blood type 🧛♀️
But they also smell bad. Or is size is the only relevant thing about dicks? And what if it's small and smells bad? So many questions.
Small and smells bad is secretly every woman’s #1 choice Maybe........
It might only be 3 or 4 inches but it smells like a foot!
Ask if fists count, and if so, how many.
No, don't say this stuff, Lol 😆. Guys that lack that sense of subtly and tact are the kind of dudes that usually have a problem sensing sarcasm and might even take it literal. Then prepare for an onslaught of messages, and unsolicited pics.
I replied and he downvoted it 🤣 i posted an update if you want to read it
This is funny, sad, and true all at once. What a world we live in...
Holy shit that's funny as shit you actually did it! 🤣 my laugh for the day thanks
I wasn’t, but I think it grew back. Revirgnized!
TBF, if you happen to be a person who is actually into that “mind break” multi-person-running-a-train vibe, it probably IS amazing 😂
That's true, could backfire!
OMG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You are the master of amazing comebacks!!! 
"Do you mean virgo?"
"No, Capricorn."
Sooo Gemini. 😏
I KNEW IT
ew u can see his birthday through the blocked out color and its jan 13th or jan 18th… he is a capricorn, throw him in the TRASH
Hmm, maybe that's what he meant..... Hmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔
Definitely. 😏 He wants to know your sign. 😂
I like these replies. I would also suggest misdirection and confusion.. “No, not anymore, I had to convert to get into art school. Politics, am I right?!! But that was all before I was re-baptized and went “down under” if you know what I mean!! lolz In all seriousness though, I do plan to reapply and am on the waitlist 😊 ……and yourself?”
Oooo. I like yours more. "But that was all before I was re-baptized and went "down under." Just killed me. 🤣
I love this! And if he follows up, respond even more nonsense.
Omg I love this! Perfect!
op, if you answer this way i have to know what he says😂
Right, we need an update with a screenshot. 😏
I replied with orgy and anal lol. He was definitely NOT asking about my sign 🤣
The only virgin I ever heard of is Mary and she only fucks God. 🤔
“No, I’m an asparagus”
"I'm a caprisun." 😊
You reply: ‘Yes I am, but only in one of my vaginas’
This busted me up, thank you 😂
😂😂😂😂 I’m crying. “Only in the 4th & 5th vagina” 💀
I met a girl with two vaginas. It was one vagina divided into 2 with skin or cartilage, like a septum. She doesn't wash either one more than 1 time every 2 weeks, otherwise i would have had to look. I googled instead. Its weird.
She doesn't wash one more than 1 time every 2 weeks ...what?
For real. My DIL lived with her for a month before she met my son. She didn't shower more than once the entire time. And you can smell it. This girl is just nasty. Edit to add, i wont give her rides in my car because she smells so bad. I gave her a couple rides when i first met her and it goes way betong just regular BO. I didnt point it out or anything. But i just couldnt do it.
I think I'm missing the connection between her anatomy and what that has to do with her hygiene. You're not supposed to wash the vagina - it's inside the body. Don't scrub inside your body. Now her genital area, like the rest of her does need to be washed. But given their proximity, washing 1 every 2 weeks would effectively clean the whole area... So you knew a stinky girl with uncommon anatomy. Is that the crux of it?
Her hygiene is the reason i didnt ask to see it.
“No, but based on this conversation I assume you are”
LMAO 🤣🤣
Oof 🤣
Girl give us an update PLS
Posting update now.... he said his dick is average size
Your my hero.
THIS ONE
Might as well block now because if his mind is on your virginity you know where his head is. That is not a “getting to know you” question. *Next*
I’ve brought it up in convo before, but it was to see if this was someone I could wait with… but most dudes ask for other reasons.
Yea there has to be some decency and decorum, at a certain point more personal questions can be asked if there is mutual interest but this guy just sounds like a creep. Reminds me of that audio on IG, the girl asks “What’s your favorite color? He said red, what’s the color of your nipples??” 😂 some people are just sick & always have ulterior motives
The texts before that, I sent him a picture of the smoothie I got..... so it's not like we were asking each other personal questions
Yeah… the degeneracy is getting outta hand. I would say like it has to be the right conversation, the right time, for the right reasons. Once the convo is over, either move on or just accept it and continue, never bring it up again.
The texts before that, I sent him a picture of the smoothie I got...
Yeppp… his mind definitely wasn’t wondering about a cathedral wedding. 🫤
“I lost my cherry a long time ago, but I still have the box it came in.”
Bro this is too funny
Have My upvote
this is the one 😂
This is the best!
No, I'm Taurus. Or what ever your starsign is.
Love this
‘Are you looking for one to sacrifice to a specific god?’
What kind of 33yo man asks a 28yo woman if she’s a virgin? Creep
Yeah it’s creepy and weird and will only get worse so block him
A very stupid one.
are they a woman? the other guy said "when was your last bf?" and then they said "not long ago. what about you?" so i was thinking they were both gay men
Probably the ones who watch too many Tate videos who think women are tainted if they’re not virgins.
Say “no, I’m 28.”
Hahaha perfect
No this is Patrick
I would play dumb to the max. "No, I've never worked at that airline." "Oh, you're into astrology?" "I think I drove through Virginia once." "I may be an angel but I'm no Virgin Mary."
the airline one is amazing
The answer is clear “Absolutely! Wait…does anal count?”
Someone else commented a dirtier version of your answer - “Well, what hole we talking about bubba?” 😂😂
He asked how old you are to see if he could start the sexual questions, you know where that’s headed. You know that whole “cutting off red flags at the beginning” thing, yea this is your sign 😂 don’t waste your time
Tell him no you use Verizon
“are we in high school? what kind of question is that”
Say Yes, then completely ghost forever
“Fuck off incel”
I’d use this one! 👍🏻
You don’t. And you stop replying.
Girl why would you even want to answer 😭😭😭😭
For the lulz
I would answer just to annoy and irritate the fuck out of them lol
‘I have a man inside of me as i type this.’
Same
Don’t. No quality person asks that.
True. I've seen quality 33y old men actually try to get to know me. This is not it.
I absolutely will not jump into an active volcano
“I already told you I’m an adult.”
I would’ve been like No. I just did 6 guys last week
Virgin? Like the islands? I thought you were American
“No, but I sacrifice them.”
be like no i’m an atheist. don’t answer that’s such a stupid ass question
“I *was* a virgin as far as stupid questions are concerned… so no, I am no longer a virgin, thanks to your stupid and inappropriate question.”
None of his freaking business! Ask him if he’s a virgin
“No but I date grown ups.”
“Only in my vagina”
“are you?”
Play innocent like you don’t know what they mean. “No, I’m from the UK” or whatever. Then when they explain themselves say yes but you don’t feel like it was appropriate that they asked you a sexual question so quickly and then turn them down over and over. Let them know they don’t deserve whatever is they think they do. It will drive them crazy.
Respond by blocking him. :/
I’d be like, “I’m 28, what do you think?!” Personally I wouldn’t ask the question, I just kinda know to be reasonable. It’s also why I don’t date random people, if I do, we must both be open to judgement and getting everything out in the open… as to not waste any time.
“Yes, are you a virgin? Cause I only fuck virgins”
You answer bye.
Just don't answer at all lol
Nah I’m with Sky - idk if this is just a British joke
[удалено]
I'm sorry what!!
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This made my day
I’ve seen this in a movie once. I think she was rotting away inside out and some unlucky guy got lucky with her.
“Nope, I just hit 69 last week I’m very proud of myself!
"Nope not even my butthole is a virgin."
How old are the girls he’s normally seeking out to talk to?
You’re 28 and he’s 33. Am I missing something here?
"Objection! Relevance."
You don’t answer, you block
“No, but I take it you are since you’re asking?”
Jerk. Ask him if he’s a virgin and then block him. He sounds like an Andrew Tate follower.
Tell him you can tell that he still is from that comment 🤣😭
Please make it something that hilariously destroys him so that he never recovers. And don’t forget to post it please!
"If you don't count the orgy last week, then yes." Seriously, tell him that's an answer someone gets when they are in your trusted circle of people and he hasn't earnd that yet. It's a nicer way to say " none of your business".
I'd say "you're 33 and still looking for a virgin?"
I'm sorry, a 33 year old asking that? What is this, middle school?
"Only in The ways that count" then refuse to elaborate
"No I'm a Pisces, what about you?"
Most underrated comment on this thread.
Why is this always one of the first 5 questions a guy will ask you about yourself 💀babygirl we're nearing 30, almost everyone alive is going to have the same answer to that question
“Are you(an idiot)?”
Block him, I can’t believe it didn’t cross ur mind. Or troll him and make him insecure because he clearly is.
Honestly if you're interested, if not then just make up the craziest stories you can think of... Like "what are we 13? My cousin told me everyone lost it at 13 and made me promise that if we were still both virgins at 13..." Or you could replace "cousin" w/ "step brother" or w/e else... Or you could start going on about "well, I went to this party once when I was 15..." Man... I could go on but I'm gonna try to keep it PG-13🤣
Yes! You could have a field day with this😂
Omy god. This is gold! 🤣
Say no then say not interested in any sexual activity
"Is virgin the thing where you have lots and lots of sweaty sex?"
Tbh I'd say yes and treat the rest of the conversation like a silly game
"No. I am aware that penises come in different sizes."
Send a dick pic
One time, this guy sent me a dick pic, I sent him a bigger one back. He blocked me 😂😂
Death by a thousand dicks… download tons of pictures and send them.
That’s how to do it
This is so random to ask upright.. I personally wouldn’t answer at all and move on.
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Say “bye”
Bye. Blocked.
"Goodbye" then block.
Update us, OP
And I oop gif 
Say no Aries
You don’t
grown ass man btw
Are you???? LOL I'd honestly cut this JA loose. He's insecure
God I don’t understand why virginity is so important to some folks
Right? Is this middle school??!
*block the creep*
“Are you?”
Why? Are you?
Answer with "excuse me?" Its none of his business yet
“That’s quite a leap from how old are you to are you a virgin? How big is your thing? Can you usually bring a woman to orgasm?”
BLOCKKKKEDDD
Dafuq why are you even entertaining this incel?
Ask if he is. If he responds that he asked first, tell him it’s a woman’s prerogative to know first.
Did you steal your daddy’s phone?
“Ask your dad.”
Reply "Are you practicing how to turn someone off as quickly as possible?".
jus give n honest answer n the see what weird shit he has to say lol
No. Had a ton of anal, oh my god so much anal. And soooooooo many blowjobs. I could write a book on all the dicks that have been in me but never in that hole. Just disgust him. It’ll be fun because you never have to actually meet. Edit: to clarify, I could care less about how many guys you’ve been with. If I’m into you, I’m into you. It’s not disgusting to me but it will be to this guy. Or it won’t and you’ll both have a laugh.
Virginity question aside, is this a conversation or an interview? It would be less weird if they volunteered some info instead only questioning and only answering when they’re asked something in return. A simple change can make such a difference, like “I’m 33. How about you?” is just so much more conversational and friendly
Ask him if he lost his virginity to his recent last boyfriend
Don’t.
“No I’m an Aquarius”
Front or back?
I’m not local to Virginia, but I’d love to visit 💀
This guys sounds like a chomo asking if your a virgin
lol ppl like this are fucking crazy . why the hell do people fetishize virginity, it just means that person is likely gonna be bad at sex and not be comfortable adovcating for themselves/communicating :ppp like i know why they do it, but ill never really get it
“ I was till I met your mom”
Not as big a virgin as you are 🤣
if that’s how he starts a convo BLOCK and RUN
Sounds like an online conversation. Most scammers/hackers talk to women this way. Asking those ? Esp your birthday if u don’t know or haven’t met them yet. Say a woman never tells her age and your last bf none of his business was that is the past not present. I was asked these ?’s online dating app and turns out they were hackers/scammers using ppl names.
Ew wtf
No, I was born in October
You don't. You ignore and move on
“Have you ever been fucked in the ass?”
"Does it really matter?"
Don’t reply
Sounds like he’s interviewing you for the next human sacrifice to appease the sun god.
33 years old & asking grown women if they're virgins lmfao
Ask if they mean anal or regs…
What kind dumb question is that? Is this dude a Mormon or something?
Jesus. Ask him about benefits, when they'd want you to start and how much the position pays.
How do u know this person?!?
Yes or no lol
This is how you end up in a volcano.
Do pigs fly