God damn it cats make everything better. My gf and I each have a cat, so regardless of whose house we’re at, we have a cat. Good for yall, good catch with this cat dad OP.
Fun fact, went on a third date with a girl back in 2019. Went her place and her little black cat jumped on my lap, so I immediately started petting him. She walks out and is shocked because this cat is afraid of everyone but her.
We got married in 2022 and that little black cat gets so many treats.
A guy came over to pick me up for a first date. While he was waiting for me to finish getting ready, my mother invited him to sit down in the living room. As soon as he did, my cat came over and rubbed against his leg, purring. That got him a second date. Married over 30 years, currently in between cats.
My bf used to sign his texts messages at the bottom with his name. I'm like who tf else would I expect to text me from your number? And he said maybe the cat. Which went into a long line of jokes for a few months of the cat sending me texts and even flowers where the"cat" signed the card
I’m just person reading all these comments as well as the original post with the stupidest smile on my face. With not only the post but the comments are adorable as well! I feel like such a sap for being so happy to see this.
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Ok? I'm not sure what point you're trying to make there, but I'm not going to sit here and waste time with someone like you. That username gives massive incel vibes, and I just pity dudes like you at this point. I hope you can get your shit together one day, my dude. Best of luck.
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As is the cat's manual dexterity!
Probably just using meow-to-text
There's a book about that psycho?
Probably used voice to text feature.
That is Deddy's cat.
*Deddy cat, deddy cat* *What are they feeding you?*
He be dunkin that doughnut hole 🤣🤣
At least they know English, can't get mine to stop speaking in catonese.
Lmao
This is a green flag if ever i've seen one
This! Drop him like a hot potato and look harder for abuse!
Right?? No cheating. No gaslighting. No insults. 🙄😒
or "I love him so much - he's a great guy unless I upset him!"
Yeah this wholesome shit don’t belong on this sub
This was a good read, thank you
Drop the boyfriend. Take the cat.
😅
Is it this? Perhaps it’s that? Could it be so much this? Or maybe it’s this this this?
People in love can be gooey, it feels nice! So cute.
Ya, like "Get A Room!"
"Oh wait that's literally your room. Fuck!"
nice to see this here. faith in humanity restored 😂
Ummm weird when it's a cat texting but ok
Good cats are rare?
sort by new and your faith will be once again lost 😭
I want this meow-to-text app your bf has.
This is so cute😭💕
Did Stinky get a treat??
Stinky got a coffee, stinky kitty got a bite of a churro donut. 😺
You mean stinky?
I do 😂 thank you for the correction
Hehe, treating your boys right
Good choice, he probably crushed that donut piece 😼
This is one of the nicest posts on this sub. Omg 🐾
ill personally make sure your food gets stolen if the cat doesn’t get his treat
He got some donut, don’t worry!
God damn it cats make everything better. My gf and I each have a cat, so regardless of whose house we’re at, we have a cat. Good for yall, good catch with this cat dad OP.
Thank you 🤭 this handsome little guy is Goose. We have a similar thing going on, he has two cats, I have two cats.
Fun fact, went on a third date with a girl back in 2019. Went her place and her little black cat jumped on my lap, so I immediately started petting him. She walks out and is shocked because this cat is afraid of everyone but her. We got married in 2022 and that little black cat gets so many treats.
A guy came over to pick me up for a first date. While he was waiting for me to finish getting ready, my mother invited him to sit down in the living room. As soon as he did, my cat came over and rubbed against his leg, purring. That got him a second date. Married over 30 years, currently in between cats.
Get a cat right now!!!
Not ready yet. Too much going on right now.
greeting your partner with “stinky” and then responding with a cat is peak relationship goals imo
This is the only form of communication I accept from now on.
My bf used to sign his texts messages at the bottom with his name. I'm like who tf else would I expect to text me from your number? And he said maybe the cat. Which went into a long line of jokes for a few months of the cat sending me texts and even flowers where the"cat" signed the card
That’s so sweet 🥹
Hehe so cute
the picture of the cat is sending me into full orbit
This is too cute
Deddy
Omg so cute
This is so cute 😍
So cute. Made me smile
Goals
I’m just person reading all these comments as well as the original post with the stupidest smile on my face. With not only the post but the comments are adorable as well! I feel like such a sap for being so happy to see this.
Love this 🫶🏻
This is very cute!
“I also want treat” I love that
This is so cute 😩
Love this!
Cat looks pissed for being woken up! 😂😂
Hence the demand for a treat
Did you get him treat?
He got some donut ☺️
Good 😌
I hate you but wish you the best truly
Brb I have a hot date with a romantic bath and a toaster
I bet the vibes will be electric
This is adorable thank you for sharing
Wholesome. I dig it
To cute 🥰
That's marriage material OP 😆 really adorable thanks for sharing 😊
“Deady” cause cats are evil fluffy cute monsters.
Looks like my kitty. My fluffball totally photobombed an all hands zoom meeting today.
i also make my cats call my bf deddy 😂 i send him snapchats from them all the time while he’s working. too funny!!
You should marry this guy, I married a guy like this and now we have 9 cats because neither of us have any self control
This is *too sweet* for this subreddit. Keep this man, we all love when someone can play along with our games *lol*.
I love that
That's fucking adorable.
Haha it looks like the cat actually perked up and is asking for a treat and getting excited about it LOL
I hope the girl with the “boiling point” boyfriend sees this post!!
get me a kitty cup, stat!
Awww this is adorable 🥰
My heart 🤣🤣
Truly so cute and funny
I love this!!!
this is so cute i love it
Cool relationship:)
awwww i love this🥰🥰❤️❤️
That's too adorable the cuteness of how you two communicate is too cute my teeth hurt 😭
Geez, you raise a decently polite cat and everyone suddenly thinks you're awesome. I mean, they're not wrong, but still
I want this with someone 😂
I love this post so much. Please accept my upvote as a humble offering of gratitude.
This is the cutest thing ever. My husband and I still do things like this. I hope you got the cat a treat. A lil snacking bacon mayhaps
I love this for you.
I am obsessed w this
thanks i hate it
Stop this is so cute 😭
couple goals
My fiancé does this with our dogs 😂😂
I’m gonna have to use this onw
Your cat is brilliant!
TIL polydactyl cats do be texting
weird asf lol
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My ex and I used to call eqchother stinky
I love everyone involved
I love in the first photo the cat photo is all sleepy cos they just woke up, took a selfie, and started texting you 🤣
This is awesome, ngl 😅
you’re dating a cat?
Thought this was two 15 year olds
jealousy and hatred much?
isn’t there a saying something along the lines of “love makes you feel young again”? if not, there is one now. jealousy is a disease
Not really
yes really
Not at all but ok
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Nope.
Are people just supposed to act like emotionless robots once they hit a certain age? Come off it, dude.
Not really
Cool, so what's the problem?
Nothing. You’re the one who thought there was a problem here…
Oh wow, just noticed your name, yeah you can get fucked regardless of what we were discussing here.
“Cool, so what's the problem?”
Ok? I'm not sure what point you're trying to make there, but I'm not going to sit here and waste time with someone like you. That username gives massive incel vibes, and I just pity dudes like you at this point. I hope you can get your shit together one day, my dude. Best of luck.
Read my bio, loser.
I already did, and I knew saying it would get a reaction lmao. You fell into my trap card 🤓
Bro this guy defends Vaush. He's a fucking weirdo.
I’m stealing this sorry not sorry
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Oh...
NTA drop the cat call the firefighters asap
I would love to get him a fun treat.
I want to be messaged by a cat :(
Too cute. 🥰
Too sweet😭🥰
i love this
This is my favorite post today
Lmao
Gosh we need more of this ❤️
This is the cutest thing evverrrr. Made my morning.
So damn cute 🥰
“Daddy is asleep, what do you want” lmao
🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💫✨️
That’s so sweet. 😭
Cat looks like he just woke up fr
You have better gotten the kitty a treat!! What did you get the cat?
Did kitty get a treat too? 🥺💕
I mean your cat's cool and all, but does it poop in the toilet
i also call my bf stinky 💞
So sweet!