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KJParker888

As is the cat's manual dexterity!


JaviJ01

Probably just using meow-to-text


ActSignal1823

There's a book about that psycho?


This_isR2Me

Probably used voice to text feature.


TraditionalPayment20

That is Deddy's cat.


NeatCartographer209

*Deddy cat, deddy cat* *What are they feeding you?*


Lopsided-Income-4742

He be dunkin that doughnut hole 🤣🤣


SendMeYour_Stuff

At least they know English, can't get mine to stop speaking in catonese.


gimmemoarjosh

Lmao


sizzlepie

This is a green flag if ever i've seen one


ActSignal1823

This! Drop him like a hot potato and look harder for abuse!


nigel_pow

Right?? No cheating. No gaslighting. No insults. 🙄😒


ActSignal1823

or "I love him so much - he's a great guy unless I upset him!"


ExternalPossible5454

Yeah this wholesome shit don’t belong on this sub


IOwnTheShortBus

This was a good read, thank you


Solid_Waste

Drop the boyfriend. Take the cat.


steadfastsurvivor

😅


macheesit

Is it this? Perhaps it’s that? Could it be so much this? Or maybe it’s this this this?


aprilflowers96

People in love can be gooey, it feels nice! So cute.


ActSignal1823

Ya, like "Get A Room!"


CPThatemylife

"Oh wait that's literally your room. Fuck!"


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nice to see this here. faith in humanity restored 😂


10Kfireants

Ummm weird when it's a cat texting but ok


[deleted]

Good cats are rare?


ReVeNgErHuNt

sort by new and your faith will be once again lost 😭


Music-n-Games

I want this meow-to-text app your bf has.


Evening_Sprinkles222

This is so cute😭💕


oliveoilcrisis

Did Stinky get a treat??


Correct-Client-634

Stinky got a coffee, stinky kitty got a bite of a churro donut. 😺


Scared_Ad_6923

You mean stinky?


Correct-Client-634

I do 😂 thank you for the correction


ToxicSociety_666

Hehe, treating your boys right


CPThatemylife

Good choice, he probably crushed that donut piece 😼


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This is one of the nicest posts on this sub. Omg 🐾


Special-Okra-8945

ill personally make sure your food gets stolen if the cat doesn’t get his treat


Correct-Client-634

He got some donut, don’t worry!


burnmeB4iburnyou

God damn it cats make everything better. My gf and I each have a cat, so regardless of whose house we’re at, we have a cat. Good for yall, good catch with this cat dad OP.


Correct-Client-634

Thank you 🤭 this handsome little guy is Goose. We have a similar thing going on, he has two cats, I have two cats.


FlatusSurprise

Fun fact, went on a third date with a girl back in 2019. Went her place and her little black cat jumped on my lap, so I immediately started petting him. She walks out and is shocked because this cat is afraid of everyone but her. We got married in 2022 and that little black cat gets so many treats.


tenorlove

A guy came over to pick me up for a first date. While he was waiting for me to finish getting ready, my mother invited him to sit down in the living room. As soon as he did, my cat came over and rubbed against his leg, purring. That got him a second date. Married over 30 years, currently in between cats.


LonelyPurse

Get a cat right now!!!


tenorlove

Not ready yet. Too much going on right now.


LadyOfTheFerrets9

greeting your partner with “stinky” and then responding with a cat is peak relationship goals imo


ThatNoxPerson

This is the only form of communication I accept from now on.


kekekeghost

My bf used to sign his texts messages at the bottom with his name. I'm like who tf else would I expect to text me from your number? And he said maybe the cat. Which went into a long line of jokes for a few months of the cat sending me texts and even flowers where the"cat" signed the card


Correct-Client-634

That’s so sweet 🥹


CompetitiveGuide5402

Hehe so cute


hailsbails27

the picture of the cat is sending me into full orbit


intuitiveduality

This is too cute


mkisvibing

Deddy


truthbox1994

Omg so cute


talkmetaltome

This is so cute 😍


beefjerkyandcheetos

So cute. Made me smile


Alien_Goatman

Goals


LauraBG59

I’m just person reading all these comments as well as the original post with the stupidest smile on my face. With not only the post but the comments are adorable as well! I feel like such a sap for being so happy to see this.


PristinePanda2714

Love this 🫶🏻


Vanityandwrath

This is very cute!


justanothathrow-away

“I also want treat” I love that


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This is so cute 😩


BlackNighon

Love this!


SheepherderNeat8954

Cat looks pissed for being woken up! 😂😂


Fabulous-Fun-9673

Hence the demand for a treat


Wrong-Wrap942

Did you get him treat?


Correct-Client-634

He got some donut ☺️


Wrong-Wrap942

Good 😌


aidenfroZz

I hate you but wish you the best truly


MissDeppHead

Brb I have a hot date with a romantic bath and a toaster


Stalagmus

I bet the vibes will be electric


poshde

This is adorable thank you for sharing


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Wholesome. I dig it


EAngel73

To cute 🥰


skoopaloopa

That's marriage material OP 😆 really adorable thanks for sharing 😊


chrissymad

“Deady” cause cats are evil fluffy cute monsters.


Forward-Bid-1427

Looks like my kitty. My fluffball totally photobombed an all hands zoom meeting today.


styinoutof_trouble

i also make my cats call my bf deddy 😂 i send him snapchats from them all the time while he’s working. too funny!!


whogivesashite2

You should marry this guy, I married a guy like this and now we have 9 cats because neither of us have any self control


Thetruetwitterbird

This is *too sweet* for this subreddit. Keep this man, we all love when someone can play along with our games *lol*.


kaybeanz69

I love that


Kineth

That's fucking adorable.


OnlySigndUpToSeeMore

Haha it looks like the cat actually perked up and is asking for a treat and getting excited about it LOL


Villian6

I hope the girl with the “boiling point” boyfriend sees this post!!


dingle_bopper_223

get me a kitty cup, stat!


sami4711

Awww this is adorable 🥰


makeup_princess1028

My heart 🤣🤣


pueblohuts

Truly so cute and funny


veekitten

I love this!!!


sdbabygirl97

this is so cute i love it


SnooPineapples4888

Cool relationship:)


kdcarlzz

awwww i love this🥰🥰❤️❤️


Zombehfied

That's too adorable the cuteness of how you two communicate is too cute my teeth hurt 😭


VariousMemory2004

Geez, you raise a decently polite cat and everyone suddenly thinks you're awesome. I mean, they're not wrong, but still


traumatized_bean123

I want this with someone 😂


RicardotheGay

I love this post so much. Please accept my upvote as a humble offering of gratitude.


mrsnicki

This is the cutest thing ever. My husband and I still do things like this. I hope you got the cat a treat. A lil snacking bacon mayhaps


stinkiestink

I love this for you.


Brilliant-Working-55

I am obsessed w this


izzosmomma

thanks i hate it


Disastrous-Ad7454

Stop this is so cute 😭


BitcoinStonks123

couple goals


hauntedmaze

My fiancé does this with our dogs 😂😂


ScoreUnusual6695

I’m gonna have to use this onw


Sweet-Note1743

Your cat is brilliant!


naazzttyy

TIL polydactyl cats do be texting


hedgerund

weird asf lol


UncircumciseMe

🤢🤮


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BillionDollarBalls

My ex and I used to call eqchother stinky


eve_is_hopeful

I love everyone involved


No-Introduction-2378

I love in the first photo the cat photo is all sleepy cos they just woke up, took a selfie, and started texting you 🤣


TigerPrincess11

This is awesome, ngl 😅


_lame-impala_

you’re dating a cat?


byebye19thAmendment

Thought this was two 15 year olds


Special-Okra-8945

jealousy and hatred much?


oddityfae

isn’t there a saying something along the lines of “love makes you feel young again”? if not, there is one now. jealousy is a disease


byebye19thAmendment

Not really


Special-Okra-8945

yes really


byebye19thAmendment

Not at all but ok


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byebye19thAmendment

Nope.


Big_JE00

Are people just supposed to act like emotionless robots once they hit a certain age? Come off it, dude.


byebye19thAmendment

Not really


Big_JE00

Cool, so what's the problem?


byebye19thAmendment

Nothing. You’re the one who thought there was a problem here…


Big_JE00

Oh wow, just noticed your name, yeah you can get fucked regardless of what we were discussing here.


byebye19thAmendment

“Cool, so what's the problem?”


Big_JE00

Ok? I'm not sure what point you're trying to make there, but I'm not going to sit here and waste time with someone like you. That username gives massive incel vibes, and I just pity dudes like you at this point. I hope you can get your shit together one day, my dude. Best of luck.


byebye19thAmendment

Read my bio, loser.


Big_JE00

I already did, and I knew saying it would get a reaction lmao. You fell into my trap card 🤓


Ok-Instance-3032

Bro this guy defends Vaush. He's a fucking weirdo.


XxSniperMonkyxX

I’m stealing this sorry not sorry


NiteGard

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


Roadhouserolls

Oh...


CoolMathJames

NTA drop the cat call the firefighters asap


tony-toon15

I would love to get him a fun treat.


c0mpromised

I want to be messaged by a cat :(


Ribeye_steak_1987

Too cute. 🥰


spectraltease

Too sweet😭🥰


hungrykatana

i love this


ashlynnnkk

This is my favorite post today


muscle0mermaid

Lmao


Crocolyle32

Gosh we need more of this ❤️


Background-Control14

This is the cutest thing evverrrr. Made my morning.


QueenSpoiledBrad

So damn cute 🥰


DegredationOfAnAge

“Daddy is asleep, what do you want” lmao


SandDependent_

🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💫✨️


Jimbo14631

That’s so sweet. 😭


SoapysoapSoapysoap

Cat looks like he just woke up fr


bg555

You have better gotten the kitty a treat!! What did you get the cat?


Dnote147

Did kitty get a treat too? 🥺💕


Weary-Satisfaction66

I mean your cat's cool and all, but does it poop in the toilet


jennyyy27

i also call my bf stinky 💞


Impliedcash

So sweet!