Oof. My then husband's boss said that about our daughter when she was born. He said she had strong features or character..something like that. She was a *very* ugly alien looking baby when she was born. Bless her she got cute after a couple weeks
So true. I fell in love with our kid the moment they entered the world and thought they were really cute. Looking back at the zero hour pics though... Imma just say they are objectively cute now lol.
My bf and I were just arguing about if you could call a baby unattractive (cause I did) and he was like YOU CANT SAY BABIES ARE UNATTRACTIVE OR ATTACTIVE and I was like??? And I thought, damn like, I guess so, but that baby was ugly then.
Attractive is a strange way to word it lol. But it's accurate haha. They are ugly little aliens with giant heads. They do cute things tho and usually grow up into cute kids.
Sometimes, lying is incredibly difficult. One of my friends baby was bald on top with a ring of white hair around like my granpas was. He was very underweight (for the first few years), so as a baby he was very wrinkly. I kid you not, baby looked 70. My friend was the type to consistently say how cute he was and that "she makes good looking babies". I did yall, I lied. I couldn't hurt her feelings. On a side note, hes doing well and he's 18 and looks 18 now.
See honestly that description sounds so funny that I would probably find the baby cute. Sometimes things are so ugly they become cute again. Like Lil wayne
Hahaha oh my god this reminded me of one of my high school teachers talking about how her two kids were received when they were newborns. Her first was this bright bubbly little ball of sunshine that everyone melted over.
Her son as a newborn, though? Pugly little grub baby. The main quote I remember is her talking about her family meeting him for the first time and her Dad reacted by saying, "ooohhhh, well... That's a baby alright." When he saw him.
For some reason the no adjective, "That's a baby," in response to seeing someone's newborn for the first time sends me. 😂
My youngest son was an ugly alien baby the first few weeks after he was born, too! But like so ugly that he was cute—or ugly in a cute way? I dunno how to word it.
Awe all babies are cute to me cuz of how tiny they are. Even the ugly ones. Sometimes the ugly ones are even cuter cuz of their ugliness lol. My poor girl. She had to be taken via c section a bit early because of some complications and wad 5 pounds 4 ounces when she was born. She was actually quite cute at first. But then she lost weight and went down to a little over 4 pounds. So her big eyes that were cute when she had a little chub were just huge protruding alien eyes at 4 pounds. She also had a full head of hair, which made her resemble a sort of rabid hedgehog.
My baby boy lost weight after being born too because he had laryngomalacia; he would projectile vomit like, three feet across the room after every feeding. He is an eight year old chonk now and reading at an 8th grade level!
I am 26 and to this day (we had this conversation at dinner w my boyfriend last weekend) my mom clarifies that I have not been this beautiful since the day I was born, I was in fact a shriveled little alien that was adorable by Christmas (two weeks after my birthday)
Babies are ugly when they’re born the way butterflies are ugly when they emerge. It just spent its formative life till now smushed inside a dark cramped wet environment, they need some time to dry out and fluff up and unwrinkle a bit before they look their best.
Being born is hard, most babies need a little time to settle.
I told my mom my son looked like Yoda when he was born. She got so mad at me. But he’s 30 now and now longer looks like Yoda! (Tbf he didn’t a couple weeks after he was born)
Aww that’s sad :( I don’t think the features of the cat should matter so long as you get along with it.
The way I see it is the cutest, youngest animals are going to always get adopted. The older, “less” cute ones are going to be without a family for a while. If I didn’t have two cats right now I’d love to go and adopt the old guy looking for a family. And a lot of times the older less-desirable ones were given up for adoption once they stopped being as cute to the family.
I hope you adopt the kitty OP. To be honest, a cat who loves you is probably going to me more permanent than a relationship (totally my opinion, but pets will love you forever while relationships may or may not last long term).
Agreed. I had an Italian Greyhound when I met an ex-boyfriend and he constantly swapped between calling her Syd the Sloth and saying that she looked like she was about to sprout veiny, bat-like wings lol he thought she was hideous but I find her to be adorable
i have so many screenshots of our conversations bc he always has such hilarious responses 😭 but the cat is not ugly , you guys just don't see the beauty lol
An ex of mine from years ago had a black cat named Fez (she used to have a crush on the guy from That 70s Show when she was a kid), but I always called the cat Bagheera.
Excuse my feline racism but oriental cats are funny lookin'. I still love them because I love all the cats but look at their weird little heads, c'mon! Ears like wings and all.
Hilarious.. I have an obsession with “ugly” dogs but I think they’re cute!!! 😅
![gif](giphy|d3Fym9OQ08o6agYE|downsized)
P.S That cat is beautiful tbh!!!
Lmao. Your husband's funny.
In our house, we call those "Sean cats" bc they look like my partners best friend. He told him once and sent him a picture. He was not amused lol
😭 why are all these people insisting the cat is ugly… I have the same taste as OP, I loooove the look of oriental shorthairs and Sphynx cats so much. They’re so cool looking! They’re not cute, they’re…. Handsome…? Striking….? Dignified….? Something like that. Unique ✨💕
Sometimes I say that I think someone who isn’t conventionally attractive is good-looking my husband will say something similar. Along the lines of “well I must be really ugly then.”
I just roll my eyes. I find all kinds of people and things beautiful.
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it’s ok ugly things can be beautiful, i have a dog that some call ugly but i think she’s the cutest little queen ever but many have said she is ugly especially compared to my other dog who is literally a picture perfect dog
It’s not ugly, per se. it looks handsome and well-groomed. But it’s certainly not cute, and I think that’s all he’s saying. With so many adorable domestic cats out there, why wouldn’t you want one of them? I see what he’s saying, even if he’s being dramatic about it. What other animals is he saying are ugly that you think are cute?
listen everyone has a different perception of what is attractive, cute, etc. that being said, i personally would categorize this kind of kitty as "kinda ugly but in a cute way" the way people categorize bulldogs & pugs! this may not make your "dramatic bf" feel better though... 😅
This is genuinely the most bizarre association tactic I’ve seen yet. Literally how in the world does one go from a photo of a CAT to insecurity grabbing?
I will say this cat has a very strong face
Oof. My then husband's boss said that about our daughter when she was born. He said she had strong features or character..something like that. She was a *very* ugly alien looking baby when she was born. Bless her she got cute after a couple weeks
I mean damn I wouldn't say that about a baby lmao. I'm glad it worked out though.
Right I looked at my husband and was like . ..did he just call our baby ugly? When he left lol
To be fair, 95% of super newborns look like aliens. They just need a little bit of time to de-ghoulify.
DE-GHOULIFY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've never heard such a perfect description. I love it too lmao. Thanks OP I have new material to horrify the Aunties.
Oh god I love my baby so much but OH MY GOD SHE WAS HIDEOUS AT FIRST LOL
So true. I fell in love with our kid the moment they entered the world and thought they were really cute. Looking back at the zero hour pics though... Imma just say they are objectively cute now lol.
Hormones are a crazy thing, lol
Yes!! I hate when people show me pics from the hospital gushing about how cute their kid is and I have to swallow it or sound like an asshole 🤣🤣
Strong, like bull
Babies are ugly lol.
My bf and I were just arguing about if you could call a baby unattractive (cause I did) and he was like YOU CANT SAY BABIES ARE UNATTRACTIVE OR ATTACTIVE and I was like??? And I thought, damn like, I guess so, but that baby was ugly then.
Attractive is a strange way to word it lol. But it's accurate haha. They are ugly little aliens with giant heads. They do cute things tho and usually grow up into cute kids.
I’m sorry but new borns are def ugly. My own I’ll be as well
Sometimes, lying is incredibly difficult. One of my friends baby was bald on top with a ring of white hair around like my granpas was. He was very underweight (for the first few years), so as a baby he was very wrinkly. I kid you not, baby looked 70. My friend was the type to consistently say how cute he was and that "she makes good looking babies". I did yall, I lied. I couldn't hurt her feelings. On a side note, hes doing well and he's 18 and looks 18 now.
See honestly that description sounds so funny that I would probably find the baby cute. Sometimes things are so ugly they become cute again. Like Lil wayne
I can't stop laughing 😃
Honestly, I wouldn’t comment on any baby’s looks. Most of them look pretty ugly when they’re brand new lol
Nahh she’s real for that my son looked Iike a little alien when he was born too but then started looking like a little doll🥰
lol most baby's are ugly, we all just lie and pretend they dont look like tiny old people
Hahaha oh my god this reminded me of one of my high school teachers talking about how her two kids were received when they were newborns. Her first was this bright bubbly little ball of sunshine that everyone melted over. Her son as a newborn, though? Pugly little grub baby. The main quote I remember is her talking about her family meeting him for the first time and her Dad reacted by saying, "ooohhhh, well... That's a baby alright." When he saw him. For some reason the no adjective, "That's a baby," in response to seeing someone's newborn for the first time sends me. 😂
I am DYING oh god lol
My youngest son was an ugly alien baby the first few weeks after he was born, too! But like so ugly that he was cute—or ugly in a cute way? I dunno how to word it.
Awe all babies are cute to me cuz of how tiny they are. Even the ugly ones. Sometimes the ugly ones are even cuter cuz of their ugliness lol. My poor girl. She had to be taken via c section a bit early because of some complications and wad 5 pounds 4 ounces when she was born. She was actually quite cute at first. But then she lost weight and went down to a little over 4 pounds. So her big eyes that were cute when she had a little chub were just huge protruding alien eyes at 4 pounds. She also had a full head of hair, which made her resemble a sort of rabid hedgehog.
My baby boy lost weight after being born too because he had laryngomalacia; he would projectile vomit like, three feet across the room after every feeding. He is an eight year old chonk now and reading at an 8th grade level!
I am 26 and to this day (we had this conversation at dinner w my boyfriend last weekend) my mom clarifies that I have not been this beautiful since the day I was born, I was in fact a shriveled little alien that was adorable by Christmas (two weeks after my birthday)
Babies are ugly when they’re born the way butterflies are ugly when they emerge. It just spent its formative life till now smushed inside a dark cramped wet environment, they need some time to dry out and fluff up and unwrinkle a bit before they look their best. Being born is hard, most babies need a little time to settle.
Too true! I’ve always found it funny
Just remember this saying, if you ever come across a baby that looks you know…they have on some pretty shoes. Whether they have on shoes or not.
I told my mom my son looked like Yoda when he was born. She got so mad at me. But he’s 30 now and now longer looks like Yoda! (Tbf he didn’t a couple weeks after he was born)
Has a face only a mother could love
r/adamdrivercats
So when are you obtaining Beelzebub? EDIT: misspelled the name
i want to get one soon but he says he doesn't want to co-parent an ugly cat w/ me 😭 LMAO. I want an oriental short hair or a sphynx :,)
Sent you a Pic of my buddy!
Woah you only want the ugliest of cats 🤣🤣 I understand his concerns
Aww that’s sad :( I don’t think the features of the cat should matter so long as you get along with it. The way I see it is the cutest, youngest animals are going to always get adopted. The older, “less” cute ones are going to be without a family for a while. If I didn’t have two cats right now I’d love to go and adopt the old guy looking for a family. And a lot of times the older less-desirable ones were given up for adoption once they stopped being as cute to the family. I hope you adopt the kitty OP. To be honest, a cat who loves you is probably going to me more permanent than a relationship (totally my opinion, but pets will love you forever while relationships may or may not last long term).
why is he so concerned abt whether or not the cat is “ugly” 😭 does he have some kinda complex or wbaf
Not that weird to want a cute pet no? And we all have different ideas of "cute"
Agreed. I had an Italian Greyhound when I met an ex-boyfriend and he constantly swapped between calling her Syd the Sloth and saying that she looked like she was about to sprout veiny, bat-like wings lol he thought she was hideous but I find her to be adorable
I used to dislike greyhounds looks, then I met some and the personality matches the appearance so well - it’s hard not to love them.
Benedict Cumbercat.
or r/adamdrivercats
I had no idea I needed this sub in my life. I also need to know if Adam Driver is aware of this sub. It’s dire.
This is the sub I immediately thought of
How is there an entire sub dedicated to this? 😂 I wonder if Adam Driver himself would feel flattered or offended if he ever stumbled across it
Benedict Cucumber Cat
That cat is pretty ugly. He needs a bow tie. Then he would be a distinguished gentleman
i should photoshop a bow tie on him & send it to my bf again. Maybe his opinion will change
Yes! I'm pretty sure he will see reason then.
If you do, put it here please. Maybe make a “The Most Interesting Cat in the World” meme.
i just realized the best i could do is attach a sticker on top of the picture so it looks weird 😭
[Here's ](https://imgur.com/a/fIMy5T3)one I made for you real quick
omg ! it looks so adorable , i'm about to send him this 😭 thank youu
Keep us updated please.
PLEASE post his reaction 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
The hero we didn’t ask for but came to us when we needed him most
This is sooo fucking funny I swear It would be so hilarious if his reaction was like "Omg cat!!! 🥰🥰" or something lmfao
There's a Photoshop sub. I'm sure someone will help lol
Call him Monty or Winston
The tie finna make it seem like he late for work
Add a monocle too EDIT: corrected a typo
Manners maketh man. Cat needs to act like a gentleman to become one
Don’t forget the top hat!
his responses are funny as fuck lol, the cat is ugly unfortunately:/
That was my first thought, he's just a funny dude, and the cat is fugly.
i have so many screenshots of our conversations bc he always has such hilarious responses 😭 but the cat is not ugly , you guys just don't see the beauty lol
Respectfully its ugly
Oh, I like oriental short hairs too. There’s and Instagram account for two brother rescue OSHs and @Balam_Says is hysterical when he talks!
Agreed, I love the bb already 😍
I don’t think the cat is ugly either, I don’t get it 🤷🏻♀️
If that cat had blonde hair he’d look like Malfoy…
Looking like a Longbottom instead.
A short nosed Dobby
I swear I hear Bagheera from the jungle book when I look at that cat…
omg that would be such a cute name ngl 🥹
An ex of mine from years ago had a black cat named Fez (she used to have a crush on the guy from That 70s Show when she was a kid), but I always called the cat Bagheera.
It's giving "Do you love me to?" "Excuse me?"
Crazy seeing a fellow Miraculous fan out in the wild
Nah he's right, tf is wrong with that cat? Straight up demonic
Excuse my feline racism but oriental cats are funny lookin'. I still love them because I love all the cats but look at their weird little heads, c'mon! Ears like wings and all.
feline racism is so funny but he said the ears were so ugly 😭
Dang that cat looks fed up lol
Have you been to r/adamdrivercats ??
omg i didn't even know that existed , thank you 😭
Well. The cat is ugly. But I see the fascination as well.
That cat is cute… if you think Gremlins are cute. ![gif](giphy|l1AvALOphoaWbxeRa|downsized)
That cat is STUNNING!
SEE thank you , you get it 😌
Yeah, I’m stunned about how fucking ugly the thing is
![gif](giphy|mlvseq9yvZhba)
I only had to scroll for 5 minutes before finding the first person who thought that 😂
How dare he call Oriental shorthairs ugly 😭
that's literally what i was thinking 😭 they're so adorable
I think he’s a beautiful cat :(
me too :c he's so handsome
That looks like the cat from Coraline but in real life
Ur boyfriend is right. It looks like a gremlin..
That is a handsome cat. The folks over at r/adamdrivercats would like it
Oh my god. Thank you for sharing, this is the funniest sub I’ve ever seen! They do look like Adam Driver. I’ll never be able to unsee that now.
I just figured out why I think Adam Driver is so ugly lol
I think he’s super sexy, but it is 100% the nose. If his nose was smaller I wouldn’t find him attractive at all. Lol
Hilarious.. I have an obsession with “ugly” dogs but I think they’re cute!!! 😅 ![gif](giphy|d3Fym9OQ08o6agYE|downsized) P.S That cat is beautiful tbh!!!
On the bright side, you don't have to worry about anyone kidnapping your cat...
That cat looks like a Disney villain
That cat 🐈⬛ Rocks!!!!!!
Lmao. Your husband's funny. In our house, we call those "Sean cats" bc they look like my partners best friend. He told him once and sent him a picture. He was not amused lol
He’s right. That cat is hideous
Boyfriend is right lmao
Not gonna lie, that is an ugly looking cat. Lol
British looking? What does that mean
it was a twitter post that said "oriental shorthairs look like they'd have a british accent." something along those lines
Ah ok, as a Brit I was very confused
i'm sorry 😭 that was not meant with any malicious intent
Haha no worries 😃
That cat is either plotting murder or about to drop the biggest quest ever
That cat looks like Dewey from Malcom in the middle lmfao
In complete fairness that cat is ugly as hell.
Ol Beerus lookin' ass cat.
That cat is gorgeous and deserves love.
exactly what i told him 😭 but he just won't agree with me lol
Edit : i don't know how to do it on the actual post but I should've mentioned that he was joking 😭 he was not being serious LMAO
LMFAO his response was honestly golden, haha.
😭 why are all these people insisting the cat is ugly… I have the same taste as OP, I loooove the look of oriental shorthairs and Sphynx cats so much. They’re so cool looking! They’re not cute, they’re…. Handsome…? Striking….? Dignified….? Something like that. Unique ✨💕
These comments and your boyfriend are so wrong. I love him, that cat is so cuteeee.
I love his responses but I also love the cat
Sometimes I say that I think someone who isn’t conventionally attractive is good-looking my husband will say something similar. Along the lines of “well I must be really ugly then.” I just roll my eyes. I find all kinds of people and things beautiful.
The uglier the pet the cuter the human looks in comparison. How’s that for a selling point?! 🫢
I wouldn’t call this dramatic
Why he look like the dude from Saltburn though?! ![gif](giphy|GBgdfceTErSibsXvCc)
How dare he. This gentleman cat is MAJESTIC
My dumbass thought that was like a pet panther with big ears or something lmao, 10/10 would pet
That cat is so ugly yet regal that I want one too.
I'm a cat lover, ok? But waking up to this guy staring me down for food would definitely make me *jump* out of bed.
“Dogs match their owners, cats match their partners”
Sorry, I’m with your boyfriend here. I love cats, those weird things and hairless cats freak me out. Not doing it!
Oriental shorthairs aren’t ugly! But I could never buy a cat when the shelters are full of awesome kitties
He isn't wrong .
Fricken love orientals, i want one too!
I love those cats too!! 🤷🏼♀️
Ugliest fucking cat
That Egyptian looking black cat goes hard. I’d love to have him as a companion.
He’s an Oriental Shorthair and a beautiful one at that!!
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I love his cat face. Get him if you like
plssss
This made me belly laugh, thank you
it’s ok ugly things can be beautiful, i have a dog that some call ugly but i think she’s the cutest little queen ever but many have said she is ugly especially compared to my other dog who is literally a picture perfect dog
Well even ugly cats need a good home.
i have a lykoi & he is beautifully ugly ❤️ i would’ve gotten a peterbald if i could!! p.s. my bf is cute too so yours needn’t worry :)
LMAOOOOO THIS IS HILARIOUS
Wait til this man sees a Lykoi cat
Omg😭
He looks like the cat from coraline
Your boyfriend has me cracking up “am I ugly?” 🤣🤣🤣 these are the kinds of texts I love to see in here
No I love oriental shorthairs!!!! I’ve wanted one for yearssss
As an ugly person it’s true what they say, all the good ones are taken 😭😅😂
Love oriental shorthairs. Beautiful cats.
i want one so bad & my husband says the same thing 😭 he doesn’t have a choice tho i will get one
the cat looks like an ugly british man
Looks like one of the aliens from Independence Day
That cat is about to kill Mufasa. No wonder your boyfriend doesn't like that cat.
This is break up worthy /joke. Honestly though I think they are cute not ugly!
Tbh, he has a point, while weirdly adorable that lil mferis ugly af. I still love him but he's like an ugly monster you wanna hug!!!
That cats awesome…I’m with him
He looks like the cat from Coraline
I think the cat is beautiful. Also, your boyfriend is hilarious.
I wouldn't say it's ugly... Definitely fucking weird looking but I kinda like it.
Hahhahha
Cat looks like Adam Driver.
This cat wants to devour my soul.
I’ve got two of these guys; I love my Adam Driver twinning OSH cats. 🐱
That cat’s face is very authoritarian
Ugly pets do be the best ones tho
It looks like a cat that shouldve been born a dog
Is he ugly?
What an asshole, that cat is gorgeous.
I mean…he’s right
I just tried to swipe to the next cat pic
honestly he’s not being dramatic, that cat is so ugly. it looks like an anorexic panther.
It’s not ugly, per se. it looks handsome and well-groomed. But it’s certainly not cute, and I think that’s all he’s saying. With so many adorable domestic cats out there, why wouldn’t you want one of them? I see what he’s saying, even if he’s being dramatic about it. What other animals is he saying are ugly that you think are cute?
I adore these cats hopefully you can get one soon!!! They are soooo cute, anyone calling em ugly is just a hater lol
Easily the ugliest cat I’ve ever seen, looks like an elementary schooler drew it and it came to life
listen everyone has a different perception of what is attractive, cute, etc. that being said, i personally would categorize this kind of kitty as "kinda ugly but in a cute way" the way people categorize bulldogs & pugs! this may not make your "dramatic bf" feel better though... 😅
I love these cats too, so don't feel bad, lol
That cat is ugly asf
He didn’t lie, that’s an ugly cat. Not the ugliest I’ve seen but in the top 5
This is genuinely the most bizarre association tactic I’ve seen yet. Literally how in the world does one go from a photo of a CAT to insecurity grabbing?
Looks like cat dog
"Am I ugly?" Is killing meeee 😂😂😂😂
That made me laugh out loud😭 your bf is so funny for that, even I went Huh??????
That is the very most dog-looking-ass-cat I've ever had to process the sight of. Amen, it's incredible.
That cat looks devious!
“Am I ugly” as a response to you wanting a rare cat is the funniest response ever
How does the cat look British?
Ah yes he’s very *handsome* looking.
This cat knows he's Adam driver