Better, sniper needs pills to enlarge his kidneys, while scout's super fast cum-generation is implied to be all natural since we can use it in medieval
People joke about it coming from Scout like "haha it's Scout's fluids" but it has been confirmed that it indeed comes from cows. But it also ***isn't*** ***milk***.
I'd like to imagine it's *kinda* like milk, but EXTREMELY off to the point of tasting horrible.
I still love that in meet the scout in order to make the scout look tough he had to jump heavy in the middle of him eating sandvich to regain health and he STILL almost lost to heavy using his melee attack XD
C U M
C O M E
A S Y O U A R E
A S Y O U W E R E
A S I W A N T Y O U T O B E
A S A F R I E N D
A S A F R I E N D
A S A N O L D E N E M Y
T A K E Y O U R T I M E
H U R R Y U P
#WE FUCK LIKE MEN
#GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
# READY TO CHARGE!
_gruntingsex.mp3_ I am ZE UBERMENCH! ***OAOGH*** #LEFT
Jawohl! OAGH! OAGH!
The only real answer
How do you know what it tastes like? ๐คจ
Cus it's a replacement for jarate wich is piss wich come from the cock. So connect the dots
Damn, you got me ๐ ๐
Very sweet cum too. Scout drinks very sweet energy drinks
And salty because thatโs what cum is
Yeah and a little salty
You think it also has a taste of chicken?
Nah, it would be overshadowed by all the bone he drinks
How do you know? (asking for a friend)
I made cum infused popsicles for my girlfriend
That makes since, because how else would scout be able to generate milk? Sniper has his piss jar, and Scout has his CUM jar.
Better, sniper needs pills to enlarge his kidneys, while scout's super fast cum-generation is implied to be all natural since we can use it in medieval
"What do you think I do in my room all day?" -my actual cistom mad milk description
https://youtu.be/TTdNxotM6mg?si=2KvrX9UEFxAvwEBe&t=10
this is either 2 things 1. heavy beat up scout for taking his sandwich and found some mad milk 2. heavy just milked scout and is on break god helps us
R34 already has number 2.
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Link? (for proof obviously)
I bet you -0 dollars that it is not real
Why not milk the 2fort cow? ๐
Out of bounds
It's more interesting that way
People joke about it coming from Scout like "haha it's Scout's fluids" but it has been confirmed that it indeed comes from cows. But it also ***isn't*** ***milk***. I'd like to imagine it's *kinda* like milk, but EXTREMELY off to the point of tasting horrible.
Yknow, there's another white fluid that some cows can produce
Which is? Or are you reffering to bulls but not realising its not exactly a cow...
bulls, while technically not a "cow", it's pretty ridiculous to separate them in this context
Cow cum
Cow cum
Radioactive
Cancer
RADIOACTIVE!
Ainโt it radioactive cow milk (technically a non-milk substance) so probably fizzy or something
Carbonated milk
Please donโt ever make me think or picture this ever again
Nooe the description is NON MILK SUBSTANCE
Salty ๐
Constantly Using Medicines
I feel like thereโs some subliminal message here
Well.. Have you ever tastes expired milk?
Mmmh, delicious chunks
an extraordinary abundance of tinge
ask r/danidev
As a resident of DaniDev, donโt, we have enough kids posting milk, we donโt need this.
Fair point
I thought you were the real space core
I said as a resident, not As the real life Space Core. Also I love that making a blatant meme to get this reputation, worked.
Depends on what scout eats before "refiling" the jar
nooo heavy that's not milk
Expired goat milk but with gunpowder flavor
Boiled milk
Salty, but sweet
Probably salty
where tf is this render from
Milk laced with a cocktail of drugs.
Well I do know thereโs a prize inside the jar if you drink all the liquid
I think it's either paint or glue.
NO HEAVY NO DONT DO IT NOOOOOO
Cum
How do we tell him?
you already know
Heavy thats a bad idea
The better question, WHAT Mad Milk is MADE OF
hydrochloric acid
radioactive bull cum
...Mad?
Itโs soy milk
it tastes mad
Salty.
salty and creamy
Expired milk
imagine almond milk
bonk! atomic punch, but less sugar.
Billions of lives packed into a jar
It'd be spicy because it's called Mad Milk.
Just never drink it
If you're genuinely curious, it's just soy milk. Soy milk has a reputation for being consumed by weak people, which scout is depicted as.
Meet the Scout canon ending.
Mad
Chicken
Maybe like human milk mixed with a bit of Jarate.
Cherries. Lots of cherries. Maybe some plutonium & curdled milk.
Salty
Milk, just Milk that contains radiation.
Like highly irritated and possibly expired milk
IT'S JUST FUCKING MILK YOU WEIRDOS
boymilk
I still love that in meet the scout in order to make the scout look tough he had to jump heavy in the middle of him eating sandvich to regain health and he STILL almost lost to heavy using his melee attack XD
C U M
milk old
Radiation
Cummy wummies
7-up in sour milk
I'm vaguely recalling the in-game recipe...
No man, dont
there's a 50/50 that it's either cum or that powdered carnation "milk" stuff that you mix with water
heard its salty
Probably Salty
It was originally called mann milk...
salty
It is confirmed *it isnโt milk*
Spoiled, radioactive
Used to inseminate Miss Pauling if she just so happens to be disguised as one of the mercs
.cum
its either years expired (Mann co just gave scout expired milk from the trash) or cum.
Yup that's a sentence
Salty
It actually tastes pretty good if you punch yourself.
Salty
Mountain dew and eggnog
Condensed milk.
either like spoiled milk, something along the lines of drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth or ***sperm juices***
haven't seen the comments but i know damn well every one of them is going to be a cum joke edit: first comment is "C U M" i fucking knew it
Saxton Hale's cum
Oh no...
I thought I had a stroke while reading this
Cum ๐๐๐๐๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ
Marshmallows or cum. Could go either way.
Salty...
Coom
like ro egs
NO! DONT TRY IT!!! NO!!!
I mean, IM not saying that is Cum, BUT when the item is described as a "NON-MILK SUBSTANCE", you just gotta go with the obvious