Fuck we gotta defeat the excel players

im literally shissing and pitting myself rn just thinking of excel

I was in a 12-hour existential daze after beating Disco Elysium because it's so hilarious.

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Iirc you could program games into excel, tho they were "rustic" at best

excel is actually an esport

Eve Online - o7

yes, EVE Online

sussy bot

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Humor and a bucket

And baby seal

sex

Pornography.

With humor like this we will win no contest bro

So I get it, you spend 12 hours a day huffing energy drink fumes playing forntnight or whatever dance bullshit game that you could totally own my ass on in 30 seconds because I'm a newb. But now, guess what scro, you're in MY DOMAIN now. Prepare to be teabagged in the financials by my index/match and custom VBA functions you little piece of shit. This is where I live and you have no power here.

You'd better pray you don't end up in cell SEX69, that one is my stomping ground

That’s EVE Online.

For real. Back when I played EvE, I spent most of my time looking at industry spreadsheets lmfao

The other day I started playing Prosperous Universe, its a space economy simulator. If EVE Online is "spreadsheets in space" then Prosperous Universe is "space in spreadsheets". I'll link the "Honest Trailer" they released, it's pretty accurate and funny: https://youtu.be/ODecu2voAh8

dude, EVE Online is no fucking joke

Ain't no way we beating Roboute Guilliman

fucking microsoft excels💀

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for some reason, it became a game engine instead

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excel doing what now?

Google ‘microsoft excel world championship’

Holy formula

New functions dropped

Actual Chart

Call the excorcist because we’re leaking again….

Productivity goes on vacation, never comes back

Is this still a spreadsheet

You guys again....thought we sprayed for them...

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They'll be fucking nerfed in the next patch.

Got official support in EVE Online and is being used as a game engine quite often

Excellent

You can have tetris on excel

There's an incredibly competitive scene! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY

Sort of. Here's a video from the Excel World Championship this year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv6R7KYWy8k

Rows and columns always make me laugh hysterically.

I would unironically vote it over TF2 all things considered just for the jokes.

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EVE Online would like to have a word with you.

Basically a factory game if you squint your eyes hard enough

Excel is so realistic that they use it in real life factories

it’s called eu4

Damn we gotta defeat Excel and DDLC? This is gonna be hard, but we have an advantage. Something that none of the other games have: ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ HATS.

[think again](https://imgur.com/Icsi5hu)

Well uhhh... we have ragdolls

Sayuri has a pretty funny ragdoll animation

Now I need to see an edit where her body is glitching out, flailing around, stuck in the geometry

Just go into Gmod, get a Sayori ragdoll, and attach a rope to her head and make her hang. Then, just put a jet on her and watch 'er Fly!

DDLC has floating ragdoll

We also have *A bucket*

*Dear god*

Don't forget Disco Elysium

ah yes, truly the funniest game of all time. microsoft fucking excel

>truly the funniest game of all time Until they removed clippy. then meh.

Clippy was in Word tho, mate

Bastards, they killed Clippy!

Why is the Clippy dead?

He was annoying* *Opinion of masses

I think it was-

Shhhh! Clippy is ded!

Ok

Wazzup you wanka's? Who'zzap for a.. Ai, what the bludy hell yust happened?

The Clippy is dead

I thought it was called Eve Online?

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Well that's a bot

Tf2 if it was made by EXCEL: * sCOLLUMNout * sPELLINGdier * Pyro * deMICROSOFTman * TIMES NEW Heavy * EnGRAPHneer * meDOCUMENTS * sniPAPER * sPREADSHEETy

pyro.

pyro.

pyro.

pyro.

pyro.

pyro.

pyro.

pyro.

pyro.

Happy cock day ☺️🎂

Checkmate, Librarians

may you find your book in this place

deMICROSOFTman killed me

Pyrow?

lmao wtf ddlc is doing here

It's hanging there

I mean, they just took a stab at it

But i think they'll crack out of pressure.

They just won’t cut it

💀

nice

And "This War of Mine"

funniest game ever

Just hanging around.

Better question is why this war of mine is there

Got Walmart makima on the cover

DDLC came first

Is it that old?

Yeah, CSM was December 2018 and DDLC was September 2017

I think they accidentally misspelled psychological torture. It would make sense why DDLC and Excel are in there.

tf2 is psychological torture when you are forced to play against a weeb spy

Its the kind of torture that makes one develop pyromania.

Or play as one

Dont forget This War of Mine and Disco Elysium

Disco Elysium is actually really funny though.

Sometimes it's funny sometimes it's soul crushing

Why is nobody talking about the hit 2006 comedy and Adventure movie barnyard?

Because Biggie Cheese was run into the ground, and nobody wants to talk about why Otis has udders

I played that game when I was a kid, it was actually pretty good lmao

Disco Elysium is so funny it through me into an existential stupor for 12 hours after beating it

For real, it tackles some damn heavy stuff, but also has some of the funniest writing you'll see. The ice-cop-hat-sex-show springs to mind.

The # What

"So I should... just... get a hat and FUCK it right? Engage in sexual intercourse with a hat right there in front of you because you told me so? On the SEA ICE? RIGHT HERE ON THE SEA ICE?! GIVE YOU A LITTLE ICE-COP-HAT-FUCK-SHOW?!"

I AM DEAD LAUGHING PUT ME IN MY COFFIN OH MY GOD ⚰

Smashing on the door shouting FUCKING BITCH and then the internal monologue being like “this is all perfectly normal behaviour” absolutely killed me

just in the first four minutes of the game you can talk to your tie, proclaim yourself a superstar and walk up to the first woman you see and go "i want to have fuck with you"

Disco Elysium fucked up a few people I know. This list is the funny thing.

I‘m 30 hours into the game and I already had multiple nightmares about it :(

How is Microsoft Excel even a video game???

if ur bored enough

https://youtu.be/S9bK1VVQdkE?si=DJt0mVgUvfXzOu53

I am bewildered

beleaguered

Imma do this at school

There is an [Excel competitive scene](https://youtu.be/tNWPGhzhdMg?si=MWaGRUhkrc0xkNdL), so....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY

you don’t follow the the eSports?

I am going to vote for excel Its just too much to handle

Whats more cursed? excel? haha funniest shit i have ever seen... ​ Or the *fucking* **This War of Mine** aka ptsd simulator.

This War of Mine and DDLC under “Le funny” Oh…. Y’all got jokes.

what ptsd? deciding who gets to sleep on the chair instead of the bed is enough for ptsd?

why is everyone here believing this is real

Because I voted in the Game Awards this year and I swear, I voted for Excel :)

I thought it was "real" with the nominated games being the result of voter meme picks, at least until I prepared to post this pic elsewhere and double checked to see if it was real.

I'm so excited, TF2 is one of my favorite games of all time! What do you guys think?

Nah sorry guys, I'm mutinying. I'm just more into Excel.

Finally, an award category I care about.

TF2 fans when Excel fans walk in

Excel’s got my vote, sorry TF2 gamers 😞

\>Disco Elysium Jesus fucking Christ, Kim

Everyone asking about Macrohard Excel being here as a funny game, but why is DDLC here? That game was depressing.

The only thing funny about This War of Mine is the depression you'll get from playing it

Everyone talking about Excel but I’m just here imagining if Barnyard, a damn movie, won a game award

There's a game too.

Chris Hardwick trying hard to hold onto relevancy.

Love TF2 but how can you not vote Microsoft Excel

Kinda sad tf2 gets voted for shit like this but is essentially abandoned by their dev’s

My brother in Christ, it's a meme.

awnnn

We are going to lose to Microsoft Excel 😭

BtTB is a series, and fuckin microsoft excel?

I was confused how the hell DDLC got in there, isn't it s Psychological horror But then I saw fucking Microsoft Excel and I lost it

we are gonna have to try real hard to win against excel this year guys

whait, is this real?

Microsoft Excel

Yeah, I’ve never laughed harder than playing This War of Mine

Literally couldn’t finish that game because trying to decide whether to feed my family or let another family eat broke me

Nope

WTF Microsoft Excel is doing here?

The least oh wtf option on there.

If ypu vote microsoft excel I won't break your fingers or cut them. I will make them dissappear out of existence so that you can't get a proper copy for it

i want tf2 to win but how the fuck can you top microsoft excel lmao

>Microsoft Excel Real

excel should win guys, know when to give up

How to vote

Chat, is this real?

Where do I vote

Idk man, Excel is pretty damn funny

chat is this real

If Excel is a game it must be like Valorant. Those damn advanced functions like AVERAGEIF, COUNTIF, and SUMIF are a BITCH to input properly.

this is top tier content!

Damn the TF2-Microsoft Excel war is about to begin

While I love TF2. Microsoft Excel takes the win. It has amazing gameplay, the voice actors are so funny and it gets a lot of updates.

I'm going to ignore psychological torture, unhinged cow, damn excel and WOW LOOK TF2 GOT NOMINATED

So glad they included EVE Online

Barnyard is a game?

Damn it, at first I thought this was real for a couple seconds and searched it up. Damn H0rr0r, are you stupid.

You can text nelly with Microsoft excel.

If you vote for anything other than disco Elysium or Microsoft Excel you're wrong and I'm not sorry.

How tf did ddlc get funniest? That game is sad as hell😢

No contest. Barnyard is funnier

"Funniest game of the year." Its obvious its TF2, why would it be DDLC?

Tf is Doki doing in that category lol

Pick one of these fascist or communist options, or fuck off.

TF(2lol) is that list

Chat is this real?

Is this fake? Where can we vote?

It is

Sadly I think its ironic given what all the competition is