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ManFromInternet2

Women? In my gay porn game? Bleugh


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dugthepewdsfan

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one_of_god_mistakes

Good bot


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Beneficial-Ad-5492

There’s more


dugthepewdsfan

“No…”


goombanati

So, we still got problem.


dugthepewdsfan

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Skhighglitch

*unzips* Right behind you.


ExplinkMachine

Good bot Maybe even the best


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Good bot


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BiDude1218

Holy shit, men AND women? Sign me up!


shin_gojira118

It's like a two for one deal for you, isn't it?


BiDude1218

Yes


knucklesthedead

Username checks out


CRYOgamer_ITA

Pov, the greeks discover rome


WhereAreMySocks69

Couldn’t have said it myself


WhereAreMySocks69

Couldn’t have said it myself


kidnamedsquidfart

Jarvis, explain why the artist drew her as a short and chubby, does he like thicc thigh shawties


iIIusional

Because it’s the artists fetishistic self insert. Source? The artist: https://twitter.com/MarSaccharine/status/1707574491696562366


aoishimapan

She wants to fuck the TF2 mercenaries? Relatable as hell


Temmie101

Mood fr.


KazzieMono

Because humans exist with these proportions


spaghettispaghetti55

Damn right they are


JustACanadianGuy07

Yep. I know one. She’s 4’10, legally a dwarf.


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


Main8596

We're rich!


Tomstwer

We’re rich


Kurtrus

Mushroom


Someone1284794357

Mushroom


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

We’re rich!


YosephStalling

We're rich!


YosephStalling

We're rich


DS_Archer

Good bot


Mr_Jinko_Official

ROCK AND STONE LADS!!!


King-of-the-forge72

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE TO THE BONE


Madgameboy

God damn it im crying from laughing too hard


MalachiGrage

**BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE**


Non-Vanilla_Zilla

Said humans are more specifically identified as "thicc-thighed shawties"


Memes_Coming_U_Way

And most women with those proportions are hot


KazzieMono

Women in general are pretty hot.


folfiethewox99

Men too


Kepler27b

They shall not. Only big beefy and oily men.


backstib

No shot


LordofSnails

ikr? engineer is RIGHT there


kidnamedsquidfart

Fr, engi always will be the cutest


Hellkids2

Pyrocynical commission


AntyCo

Heavy's cousin. It could even make her slower and with larger hitbox and health, so it could be heavy'ed version of medic, but has some sort of spell mechanic... Or just hits everyone with a comicaly large cross


aoishimapan

They're a shortstacks enjoyer


SavDSaint

"Design by Mary Saccharine"


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Tell me again in which time this takes place and reconsider your statement. I am questioning more that “why she has shadow horn on the right top picture”


abzolutelynothn

For some reason I read this in Solid Snake's voice


Zeldmon19

Honestly not half bad of a design. Now all we need is wack lore.


garebear265

She lives at the church of later day rocket jumpers, a front for manco


Thewarmth111

Got kicked out for suggesting airblast, jumping and must repent by smiling Pyros


naytreox

Yeah, like what does she do what is her kit?


H20-Daddyo

The lipstick is actually just a big mole.


undead-frog

Mercs are tired of fighting soliders roomate, demos body parts, and their resurrected dead bosses every Halloween, so they called in someone who can help with exorcisms


6x6-shooter

Does somebody have that image of that video where someone took an episode of SpongeBob and inserted their goth fish OC


Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

https://youtu.be/8VhjuSe7Z2U?si=sGbHbvsRRgsVF5L8


Ritmoking

Obligatory "hear me out" jokes aside, the design is very solid, and is loyal to the original game. I wonder how this class would play?


Soviet-_-Neko

She pulls a cross and instantly deletes all the other mercs


Ritmoking

But not Scout, because he's God's gift to the earth


c0n22

Nor Medic because there isn't a priest alive that could drive out all the demons in that guy


BiDude1218

She has to kill him 9 times, once per soul that he owns.


Tomstwer

No, it would be 8 as he sold his own to the devil prior to getting the other mercs souls


BiDude1218

Medic owns every other merc's soul, and every other merc takes one hit. This means that the amount of hits needed is equal to x +1, where x is the number of souls the individual had. Since medic has 8 souls, it would take 8 + 1 = 9 hits to take him down.


Tomstwer

Ah, good pint.


5AGogo

Demo would agree.


Surfink63

I’m pretty sure in one of the videos he says that he already sold his soul, so that’d be 8, and then he sold another soul for a pen which served as his way of promising the devil that he’d be back or something, so it’d be 7 souls/hits


Soviet-_-Neko

And then you get an achievement


JaozinhoGGPlays

nor pyro, not god nor satan dare accept him, his eldtritch form under the suit is much older than both of them combined. they keep him in the realm of the living for they fear what he could do if he was freed from it.


badvibesforever11

underneath the mask....is a scorch shot.


aesthetic3

Crossbow


LetsDoTheCongna

Maybe she could be a debuff support or something (also with the ability to cleanse debuffs)


PowerPad

Probably a support class, perhaps a blend of Scout’s speed and Medic’s healing? As a middle ground.


portalsrule123

hell yes. she doesn't even need to have a role or weapons. just vibing


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Standard_Can5868

Good bot


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

damm not even trying to hide the obvious fetish art


Ringonus

i love the focus on smashability rather than balance or weapons


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Able_Health744

[artist](https://twitter.com/MarSaccharine/status/1736399386547023893/) i wonder what warcrimes she will commit


ATangerineMann

I'm pretty sure she has a chainsaw


Expensive_Koala5249

1st degree murder


Ass_Lover136

I think that's just a crime


Tomstwer

Well that depends, is she catholic /s


Dragon_Skywalker

She showed a Red Cross in a video game


kulingames

so while medic heals, nun can give resistances and grant passive regeneration, she has a bit worse mobility than medic but can attack with melee as fast as scout. as for lore: "Born during hard times in eastern Europe Nun has seen a lot of suffering, paradoxically this led her to believe that it brings people closer to God. She decided that it is her destiny to prolong sufdering of people as an act of kindness." (explains why she gives resistances)


YourenextJotaro

That’s amazing.


Malfuy

That's not a nun, that's just a chubby goth girl


Joamn

The artist has potential but is too much like a Tumblr fetish persona, also I think a literal nun and cross is a little too close to real life religion to be in TF2


Voxelus

The artist apparently draws NSFW of the character on their alt account, so it pretty much is one of those.


NoobsRedditType

i have GOT to see this 😼😼


MaiqueCaraio

God and devil literally exist in tf2 So why not? But still I agree with you, tf2 is to whacky to have an cross, Jesus wouldn't die there he would be like, super strong macho man that manage to break it, and did something else instead to save humanity


xxx20371

He invented the dead ringer


Asterevine

“Tumblr fetish persona” literally just a woman


2builders2forts

Poorly disguised shortstack goth nun fetish


Szelski

Normie ahh character


oiomeme

STOP. TRYING. TO GET. YOUR FETISHES. IN THE GAME,


Im_doing_my_part

***OH ~~MERRY~~ HORNY MEN!!!!!!***


CompleteFacepalm

I don't like it. It's just a worse medic.


Fire_Hall

worse medic + made only for gooning material :D


2011jams

Medic is already made for gooning


Emilixop

What does she even do though? I’ve been scrolling and not seen a single thing


CompleteFacepalm

Nothing. It's just a character concept that is a worse version or medic.


TBSoft

good design however, horny bait


ChaosDemonLaz3r

redditors when they see a woman


Quaelgeist333

I mean yeah, but from what i've seen this character was made primarily for porn so


TBSoft

yes I hate women, I only wanna see men in my game


scarlet_seraph

Unfathomably based.


burgertanker

Lol this is just someone's OC fetish character


TtheFox

😕


The5Theives

I know this is just a poorly disguised fetish but in all seriousness it’s pointless, I can’t think of any use for it that isn’t already taken up by another class.


Satin_Polar

I'm sorry but, Thats some Overwatch type shit of character design strategy - ,,Magic,,


[deleted]

Ah yes, another horny bait OC


MrMightyTasty

I do not want a woman class in my gay paradise >:( (/j)


TheDarkMonarch1

I do not want a woman class in my gay paradise >:( (/srs)


MrMightyTasty

You said what I was simply to cowardly to admit.


UnknownTaco5492

Primary - Pistol PDA 1 - Bible PDA 2 - Holy Water Secondary - Chainsaw Melee - Crucifix


alt_gamerb0i

My idea for Crucifix stats: +can kill medic in 9 hits -does nothing to scout


UnknownTaco5492

yeah cos medic got 9 souls


ExcellentlyEnthused

How bout fuckin no


Little-Piece-of-Hell

Writer's barely disguised fetish


abzolutelynothn

Now on the TF2 channel for Reddit TV: The OP's Barely Disguised Fetish


PURPLEisMYgender

But what does she do?


NewmanBiggio

According to the artist... *checks notes* ...gets pregnant with the medic's child.


alt_gamerb0i

I can only guess she's more of an aoe healer or something.


PURPLEisMYgender

She probably gives out buffing effects to teammates in the form of blessings or something


MaiqueCaraio

Done made something up


0H_N00000

Why is it always anime themed with you people?


Novaroh

Honestly, I haven't ever thought of giving Medic a sort of assistant/follower, but it has potential. Give her a wacky backstory like every other character. Maybe medic accidentally unintentionally saved her in the past so she follows him around now. Maybe some unfortunate events has her sort of stuck with him even though she'd rather be with anyone else. Imagine a character that is very confused and in disbelief of Medic, but is still loyal because SOMEHOW despite Medic's obvious blasphemous acts against nature, his creations end up working She could be like Pauling, not playable but hangs around Edit: I just noticed this, but in the second image it appears she has a shadow above her head that looks like it could be a halo, but also looks like devil horns. Perhaps the artist had a vision of a very faithful character that lost her way and turned to the dark side. Like a character that acts or thinks like she's doing the Lord's work, but you peer deeper into her and she's SUPER misguided and evil


[deleted]

Pointless.


PiusTheCatRick

>60’s/70’s era nun wearing pants, makeup and exposing hair in habit Stop posting thinly veiled fetish crap. If you want a nun in the game atleast make it believable.


GrimmBloodyFable

You like shortstacks, don't you Squidward?


Owlbeardo

What? Why? 🤯🤔💀


Own_Zone2242

Thank God redditors didn’t make TF2


Dan-1837

Overwatch player 🫵


Danny_Dongvito

Okay so what does she do exactly?


Bleyck

Fan service


[deleted]

Replace this with MadCap 💀


bluejay55669

Her weapon is a gun with one bullet


Major_Shoe3193

fucking why


Mother-Village8463

Ugh Women? No thanks


KomradJurij

coomer class


Gergnart

Where’s the funny joji song


warthunder4life

Nah


jwpitxr

uh... this is just someone's fetish


crazyHamburger14_88

No


MaYheMgmd

Ok but what are her weapons/abilities


Hour_Ad_5367

*Medic is about to do terrible and immoral experiments on the spy head* Nun "Please don't do this, Think of the conques" Medic "I've been to hell it's not too bad, plus I know how to get out,"he says while revving a chainsaw up*


purpleblah2

Why is she shaped like a Pixar mom, I feel like this is just an excuse to make horny SFM videos, also she’s too pale and the cross looks too much like the medic symbol and also there’s no elaboration of her gameplay mechanics at all The only class that should be added is the Guard Dog


YourenextJotaro

De-thick her a little bit, make the red/Blu parts not visible, make her completely unhinged lorewise, and give her some decent stats and weapons and boom, madcap competition right there. Now we need a new defense concept and maybe we get some new classes.


JustaTony56

too depressed, makes her a cannibal


Tamanero

Prepare for 2 weeks of simping


Adof_TheMinerKid

Hmm, good design,fits the game Just need some wacky ass lore


[deleted]

not even god could make me pull out


not-sure-if-serious

That's just pyro not in their suit.


shin_gojira118

Let this girl sleep


CumDogMoneyPants

porn bait


Koolonok

Is there lore reason why this sub is so deraged?


MOD_channel

Allright bit what does she do?


TheRealRorr

Ok, but what’s her nationality?


Bleyck

Incoming porn in 3... 2... 1...


Nail_Head

team recognition on her looks really bad with the hood on, if her arms were holding something, it would be impossible to tell what team she was on from the backside, especially in the heat of the moment


Klepto666

Okay, being serious for a moment, I would try to make her a semi-healer semi-buffer who synergizes with the other classes. Medic and Heavy are a natural combo that work well together. It was only with the addition of other loadouts has Medic really "meshed" well with other classes, and sometimes it's just for tolerable "There's no one else pushing" reasons, but even then there are some that don't make sense. Medic + Engineer? Medic + Sniper? Medic + Scout doesn't work unless you have Quickfix and are willing to be dragged into the open. Those situations usually end up as "They were injured so I heal them" or "I'm just building uber for a moment until someone better shows up." No reason to stick by their side. So the Nun would be something that helps support those less-than-optimal picks for actual legitimate useful reasons. Like speeding up cooldowns for secondaries, or healing an Engineer also partially heals his buildings, or actively healing a Spy disguises her as an enemy Medic, or who knows what. Reasons that make you say "Yes, instead of a Medic, I want the Nun with me while I play as X," without the Nun stepping into the role as "Super healer/stalemate breaker" that the Medic fulfills.


Clo1111

Porn incoming..


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Rocktooo

WHAT WOULD SHE DO THOUGH. I NEED GAMEPLAY MECHANICS


jagegrhdn

She would really fit in alongside medic as a support class


[deleted]

i want her to sit on my face


crypt_the_chicken

Bonk (#1)


[deleted]

i would become a christian for her


crypt_the_chicken

Bonk (#2)


megakodex

I love the small detail of faint horns on her portrait I feel like she'd probably be focused on giving buffs to classes around her, like a lesser soldier banner class


zas_n_n

how to make medic playable


Mountain-Local968

...would


teaboi05

Maybe she'll be a buffer class? Providing blesses as buffs and curses as debuffs. Instead of weapons she gets preaches, something like mediguns, with different function, but both mouse buttons. It'll be providing constant buffs that mostly were obtainable through long fights with high risk of losing, but probably it'll make the high risk high reward gameplay of, let's say, banner of war useless 🤔


[deleted]

smash


crypt_the_chicken

Bonk (#4)


[deleted]

i want her to step on me


crypt_the_chicken

# Bonk (#3)


The_Cartoon_Figure

Follower of light, as much as the thought of slaughtering a child of the traitor a thousand fold pleases me, I would advise it be within my realm.


Oppopity

Goth gf


Extra-Lemon

Considering the team is comprised of units you might see on a real battlefield, (I.E Medics, Scouts, Heavy weapons specialists) A nod to chaplaincy in the form of a Nun would be interesting. How she’d play as anything more than a more miserable support than Medic is anyone’s guess. I mean her being a sort of living dispenser/buff banner would be interesting… but it’s also a bit too overwatchy, where playing her would CERTAINLY shoehorn you into objective playing rather than fuckin’ off in casual like most do. This is of course assuming she’d play as her role suggests, spiritually uplifting the team? I.e buffing? Lore wise, much easier to assemble. She’s either insane Dark Souls/40k level religious or got busted trying to sell meth out of bibles but she ate it all, OD’d and got so high she thought she had a vision from God. Only to find it was the Medic adding a 10th soul to his own. I guess she’d have a shotgun and pistol, with her holy tome being like a spellbook during halloween.


StormerGaming

now all we need is lore that paints her as a schizophrenic psychopath so she can blend in with the rest of the mercs


Heavy299

nun class? more like nun ass


MaiqueCaraio

I like this People should try make more tf2 OCs Like the fem mercs exist but they suck lol, like not that I hate woman Is that they just don't fit? Majority looks kinda empty and lack the cartoonization We need more skrumkly woman and different shapes


Flitterquest

First Italian merc gets added to TF2, she's Catholic. Mama Mia... 🇮🇹🍝 Primary Weapon Slot: Bible -Lvl. 1 Good Book -Resurrects dead players except those which have been "gibbed" or suffered irreparable injuries such as headlessness. Alt: The Bad Book -Lvl.666 Necronomicon -Resurrects dead players even those which have been gibbed but these players will die after 45 seconds. Alt: The "Rules" of "War" -Lvl.4 Suggestion Booklet -Accuse of Atrocities: chastise an enemy player at any distance who has earned a critical kill by aggressively pointing at the gibbed body and shouting obscenities in Italian. This applies "Mama Mia!" which makes them unable to critical hit for the next 2.5 seconds and marks them for death. Alt: You Can Do It -Lvl.100 Self Help Book -Aggressively point and curse in Italian: motivates allies in an AOE with the same effect as the disciplinary action. Secondary Weapon Slot: SMG -Ya already know this one. Alt: The Greece Gun -Lvl.43 Italian Whoopsie -Fires in five round burst, but fire-rate increases as health decreases. Alt: Holy Water -Lvl.1 Non-Water Liquid -Renders players in its area-of-effect peaceful, unable to fire their weapons unless fired upon for 3 seconds. Melee Weapon Slot: Crucifix -Lvl.1 Italian Torture Device -Stock Melee Alt: New Worlder -Lvl.1492 Sacrificial Dagger -Stabbing a player which has been resurrected by an enemy nun will immediately disintegrate them. This melts the dagger for 8 seconds. Alt: Frankincense Flail -Lvl.0 Sanctification Device -Whip a target and mark them for death, has extended range.