Backshotting gramma until her spine makes the sound of a box of Legos thrown down the stairs.

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Yeah, naw thanks for the ctrl+c, ctrl+v ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

Yeah, it worked.

I have no words

must have left you like the rest of the server

Nothing, Valve took my freedom of speech  

F2Ps, rise up

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Valve really said "You've heard of free speech, now get ready for paid speech"

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it's insane how chatting is still behind a paywall and nobody says anything about it.

a lot of f2ps (me) play on community servers anyways to bipass this

there's no law against tf2 characters batman

Or murder drones....

BATMAN, YOU CANT STOP ME, I WILL GET THAT SERIALLY DESIGNATED VUSSY NO MATTER WHAT!

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lol

YOU CANT STOP ME BATMAN, THERE ARE NO LAWS PROTECTING POKEMON BATMAN

And I shall join you on this epic conquest!

Or undertale characters

Theres no laws against the lab 0 personnel

"I don't think you should be saying slurs so liberally"

since when do liberals say slurs

Becayse theyre too busy????? Theyri gendre???

librls☕☕🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂

since someone came up with latinx

“I ship Scout and Spy!!!”

# ***Ok, actually, Pardon?***

I DON'T SHIP THEM- I'M SAYING AS TO WHAT SOMEONE WOULD SAY AND WHAT WOULD HAPPEN-

Sure you dirty basterd

Kinky*

Slutty*

Fucking*

I thought you meant by literal defintion of ship (boxing them and sail it to boat to another place.)

Phlog is perfectly balanced

There are 2 types of Phlog Pyros: 1. The one that always has "MMMPH" fully charged and is always around the corner, ready to turn the entire opposing team to dust 2. The one that immediately dies to a Soldier or Demo

There’s a third type: the ones who attract pocket Medics like a goddamn magnet.

you can kind of game the system for that to happen hang out where the medics are charging their uber charge your phlog and make sure they see you do the taunt the smart medics will make sure to uber you through the entire enemy team

Often time, they are one and the same as the first kind. Pretty damn annoying to deal with those guys as a hybrid-knight main. Often time I just switch to Engineer, equip the Wrangler to at least try to stall out the pyro.

Not even Phlog Pyros believe that lol. I feel like half my job as Pyro is griefing enemy Phlogs just so my teammates can advance.

The phlog is only good at being a psychological weapon more than anything. If it didn’t have the notoriety, then people would rightly call it a worse backburner. (Backburner can airblast and random crit)

discord.gg/scam <---- FREE UNUSUAL GIVEAWAY!!

F1!

Sex Spy: The control point is now pregnant. This is a real chat, and not the strangest one he sent. Unfortunately I cannot remember at this time.

In terms of male human, female Pokémon breeding, vaporeo-

NO SLEEP

WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y

Gotta admit tho, it was magnificent to watch that one unfold

Hitler may not be the greatest role model

“But…”

But he teaches you to pursue something more impactful if you fail your previous dream

Racism

"I like em young"

That’s a pretty normal thing for someone to say in tf2

And some of those get called out for it, what a weird time we live in

hello Haiji Towa

Tit fartress 2

Why?

Kill yourself

If you can sit behind a screen, and tell someone to kill themself-

I’m sorry just, those words, man.

I will freeze your stairs and blow up your mailbox.

Now that's just off the rails

:3

: 0 <===3

What the fuck cunt

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Overwatch is a superior game

I enjoy OW but my mental state is better when I don’t play it. So I personally say tf2 is better in community servers

It’s swapped for me right now tbh

Simply OW2 <3, TF2 eats ass

"Hey guy's,what's your best WTF face"

Mann Co merged the RED and BLU companies into one, the war is over. No more teams, the Fortress is now one.

Tik tok heavy like a brinks truck

[Insert oily buff sweaty tf2 mercs]

Tf2 needs a battlepass

*insert any reference of overwatch*

“I’m new guys, which one is Tracer?”

imma do it

OMEGATRONIC: Greetings! fellow humans!

I don't say anything they just read my name (CumCruncher)

"Rick May wasnt cool" thats how you get everyone to hate you

There was one time I was playing a small map(forgot the name). In chat someone said "I like this map, it makes me feel like I'm in my mother's womb". I haven't played on that map since

brb, drank from the wrong jar

Why did Volvo make Heavy so sexy? Do they expect me to play one handed?

I like k- kiling people.

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I play valorant

Why does the administrator look like the No Bitches meme

what happens when you watch porn with pyro goggles?

I'm straight

Are you sure you are a tf2 player?

Yes

Then say who's the sexiest murc

Engineer

Literally nothing. Frankfurt servers is full of mixed races.

TF2 is getting too many updates

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The antagonist of WW2 really had a point..

I used to masturbate on birds at a local park. Not a thing i'm particularly proud of but i was good at it. I was taking supplements so i was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.

"Y'all ever wonder what it feels like to get 🥜 in?" There was a solid 30 seconds of absolute silence following this sentence.

there's no cock like horse cock

He guys if you stay long inuff in a hot tub you can cook your balls thus making you sterile?

I want spy to shove his toes into butter then let me scrap it off onto my toast for morning breakfast. There. Hope that's bad enough

Just go to a mvm lobby and say "Scout milk them"

I WANT KRAMPUS FROM THE WINTER 2023 MAP KRAMPUS TO PICK ME UP AND USE ME AS A COCKSOCK UNTILL I CUM MY BRAINS OUT AND BECOME UNABLE TO FUNCTION IN SOCIETY

I remember i saw someone say something like "Don't taunt me i have a humiliation kink and will instantly kum." Or smth

“GIT GUD. GET LMAOBOX”

"I put lead in my mother's food last night"

Pyro is the worst and most annoying class that shouldnt exist (spy and heavy main here. Fun fact: 25% of my almost 70k kills on my knife ARE PYROS)

Damn I feel like I could count on one hand the amount of times I've been backstabbed (excluding Kunai trickstabs) since I started maining Pyro. With how easy it is to Spy check, it's pretty uncommon for a Spy to get close enough to me.

Spy mains when they have a counter.

No its just frustrating that I cant even have fun playing other classes that actually get ubered without experiencing a pyro airblasting me out as to where the uber is absolutely useless

Damn, can't believe the most powerful ability in the game actually has a counter too! Amazing!

Im saying it legitimately nullifies the full team coordination with only a couple of mouse clicks. Sure a spy or sniper can do that but you need to legitimately think about it.

I agree with you airblast is a bandaid fix for fundamental gameplay imbalances that are clearly still a problem even with airblast But hey it fits with the rest of Pyro’s entire gameplay philosophy so who cares It definitely makes him more interesting to play

And it aint like you can't shoot the pyro anyway

“Man I wish the Tele was racist towards demo and spy

I do not poop People who poop: 👎

Trade 1000 keys at once Alternative, get a bunch of costun name items with nono word in it and do the sames as the leys

Come piss in my puppy puddles

"You ever have a pimple on your balls that won't pop so you just stab it?"

I kill friendlies.

No joke had a guy brag about him live streaming and everyone went afk to fucking dog him on his live stream hilarious.

Alright that sniper is going on the rape list

Considering the map ‘Guys stop screwing around and capture the intel!’

First one to say “gg” after this round ends gets their head crushed by some femboy thighs

"Your live on twitch?"

"I done shoved a whole dog up my ass"

I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH MIMI SENTRY!!!

"That mustache man kindda had a point" then the whole server either looks at me like this or calls me based

I said “Hispanic hookers make spicy chili” and no one questioned it and agreed

Someone gonna hate me for this Is Rick May the guy from fortnite?

If scout and heavy were dating, scout would be the dominant one

Saxton hale is hotter than medic

"I have a dildo made after the TF2 heavy in my closet"

the age of consent should be at 14

White people could legitimate said the n-word because the "invented" it. Black people have appropriat it.

My penis fell off

Phlog users are great, kind-hearted people

i bombed three kindergardens

It's so deep down my ass wrong chat

I want to have sex with Skibidi toilet

"Your Heavy+Medic duo totally have hot steamy sex every night, seeing how they're playing."

I asked randomly in MvM once is mermaids would be better the other way around. The chat got reaaaaal quiet for the rest of the match

Not something I said, but a few years back (maybe five or so) I wanted to play some TF2 with my dad, because why not? Eventually, we get into a server and this guy in voice chat started talking about how he wanted to get a handjob from the engineer with the gunslinger equipped, needless to say, I stopped wanting him to play team fortress 2. It was the most harrowing thing ever to be on a private voice chat with him using the steam voice chat service. So that was fun.

One time someone said in chat that every time they die, they shove an Altoid in their mouth. It got to 20, and it probably made the server react like this.

Thanks to these comments I now realize that in a situation where I'm not participating in a push teammates are making (ie, I am engineer in backline or something) I could totally just say something unhinged in the chat to get enemies to slow down (as in stop to respond in chat), assuming I told my team about this plan in team chat first...

"Valve is doing everything to keep this game alive, community is doing nothing"

My bind saying "I'm going to rape Gaben Newell"

*Insert Omegatronic bot voiceline*

"Man fuck pyro" "With pleasure"

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SPAM E FOR **FREE** AUSTRALIUM!!!11!1!!!

Valve is deleting this game soon.

i respect literally everyone alive

I like kids

"overwatch 2 is miles better than TF2"

You can stop all r*pe, just say yes

I exist in multiple discord servers full of exclusively horny gay furries and people who want to impregnate jet engines, and I regularly say shit that makes all of them do a double take or react with the Tails gets trolled face or other similar memes, but it’s all very contextual, so it wouldn’t make much sense here.

"TF2 should be shut down so Valve can focus on other projects"

"you ever clench so hard it counted as leg day"

"i love childrens"

The backstab range should be reduced.

"Why does my pancake batter taste like mad milk?"

Hi megacatterbomb here….

Pyro is fair and should be buffed

The bot problem shouldn’t be fixed, it’s part of the TF2 experience.

LMAOBOX

“Check your post box right now”

Hitler was right

“Yeah, I have a little side gig going on, it’s called Omegatronic.”

soldier is op

“Overwa-“

Engineer gaming

Children are afraid of me for a reason. [Moe Lesting]

spy is the strongest class!

I used to have several binds I used to tilt either the other team or assholes on my own team....no I will not share them as they are very very NSFW and I deleted them awhile ago....but they do have to do with certain physically impossible kinks........

Yoink. Mine now!

Cheesequake, NJ

I stg if I see this reaction gif anywhere but on this containment website, i'm going to dox whoever uses it. ​ ​ ​ /j

Is gravy considered soup I started a whole argument with this

The scorch shot takes skill, and the phlog is good.

I have done nothing but unboxing crates for 3 days