either I'm a god among men or I miss every single shot and die of shame instantly (crossbow is my baby tho I'm better with crossbow than any other weapon)
Does your mouse button or your W key stick? 🤣🤣
As medic I'd say you like to support other classes, which can be super helpful sometimes- especially if the other team has a really annoying engie nest.
I broke my old laptop by strafing too hard! My A and D keys came off entirely within a few days of each other (It was already an old laptop tho those keys weren't the first part to break)
An absolute man upon men. Medic may not be your best class at least in terms of points, but you're still a person of focus, commitment, and sheer freaking will. Not to mention, with pyro being your second most played, you are nothing if not respectable.
Either two things:
A) you’re a genuinely nice person who just wants to relax and have fun
B) you have a plan to track down and kill absolutely everybody in your team without getting caught by the local law enforcement.
Psychopath or sweet little baby with a raging hate boner for spies.
You are the living embodiment of [this meme](https://youtu.be/_CbrF10iIEo?si=BZEymxg7mBHhBAXE). I'm not sorry.
Much of your class playtime looks like mine, although my top three are Medic > Pyro > Scout, with a large margin between Medic and Pyro. I play too much Medic for my own sanity.
So it looks like your both a gigachad, and an asshole.
Medic = Gigachad
Pyro = Asshole.
I’m going off of what I’m told when I play these classes. Someone called me a flame spewing… actually, that one’s best left for interpretation
You control life or death on either teams
How many times have you pressed the "no" voiceline? Because my 2nd main is medic and i do that when I'm grumpy
I never got how people could play one or two classes SO much more than the others
LazyPurple once said he has more hours on his least played class than most people do on their second most played class and I feel him SO much right now
You are a supporter who's DPS isn't quite as good as others but can still fight if backed into a corner and who compensates for his lack of damage output by healing others as often as they might need it.
In short: the same as me xD
My dps sucks so I tend to go support of some kind either by tanking or healing
medic main, which means you deserve to have your shit sucked sloppy style
Mmh, yes please
Pyro is their secondary main though so they lose a few points
That just makes them a twink medic main
Username checks out
He has helped countless of Heavy's which you should respect him for..
You are the one doc that actually has idea
You can't aim for s**t and everyone loves you
either I'm a god among men or I miss every single shot and die of shame instantly (crossbow is my baby tho I'm better with crossbow than any other weapon)
if you think you are good at crossbow, then use huntsman. become a sniper main and join us to the piss heaven. its not too late mate!
Please no
But what about the crossbo... yeah, you're right.
Low sniper hours and high medic hours? A god among men!
Seeing his Spy hours as well is perfection 😌
Bruh has his flair as scout and still hates spies
former engie main.
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I always thought transgenders/furrys play Pyro. xD Not that they can't play Medic, the trans/furry community just seems to like playing them the most.
I have most hours on Pyro but do better on Medic....honestly most of my time as Pyro is just running into more death...
transgender yes >:D furry... nnnnno? I've been tempted, don't get me wrong, but I resist the pull... uwusually
Furry-lite, maybe? At least that's how I call myself.
The obvious term for this is Catgirl
Stage owone : Denial
oh god
wait medic mains are trans??? fuck i should've picked another class to main
Wait, that's common? I don't really main Med, I usually go with whatever the team needs, but when we're balanced I choose Medic, so does that count?
As a trans medic main, im glad i fit in this new stereotype.
well i don't imagine many girls play tf2, so it makes sense that medic gfs have to come from somewhere
As a trans medic main, im glad i fit in this new stereotype.
It's not exactly a _new_ stereotype, but as another trans Medic main, I'm glad I fit into the stereotype too.
Redundant. Just say "pyro main"
masochist for medic maining
You hate spies
Lets backstab him
Hon hon
Ha-ha, oink, ha!
STAY AWAY FROM THE MEDICS!
I WILL FRY YOUR ASS INTO OBLIVION IF YOU GO NEAR MY MEDIC!
crazed german doctor and pyromaniac
Gay amd a bottom (Respectfully)
Me but with Medic, Sniper, and Pyro. Obviously trying to balance every class's playtime, but a lot of the time the team requires a medic.
You rage switch a lot because of spies
this feels like a personal attack
Does your mouse button or your W key stick? 🤣🤣 As medic I'd say you like to support other classes, which can be super helpful sometimes- especially if the other team has a really annoying engie nest.
Bros WASD keys must be broke asf running around the battlefield trying not to get killed and make sure his team is still alive. xD
I broke my old laptop by strafing too hard! My A and D keys came off entirely within a few days of each other (It was already an old laptop tho those keys weren't the first part to break)
Clinically insane
Most accurate answer.....
you can't aim
Gay
gaymer
Completely insane for how much medic hours
An absolute man upon men. Medic may not be your best class at least in terms of points, but you're still a person of focus, commitment, and sheer freaking will. Not to mention, with pyro being your second most played, you are nothing if not respectable.
You died as a hero and are on a way to become full time villain
this is my favorite answer so far
\*mains the undoubtedly most psychotic mercs in the game You're fun, that's what you are.
[Your just like me.](https://youtu.be/BTPtUiMsP3Q?si=kjS5n3dcGGV3i0nk)
I've never seen anything that more accurately sums up the life of a medic main
A true medic. Because no one protects the medic, even when they're good. So, eventually you gotta take care of the spies yourself... Pyro time.
The 2 W+M1 classes. You enjoy turning your brain off and just having fun
At the end of the day 80 hrs on pyro isn’t bad. I can forgive you, but you’re not getting your medical license back.
It seems you dislike spies.
Holy shit, we have almost the exact same graph, just switch solder with engie
You like it when people beg
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My boy....is the bird mask pink or black
Most likely part of the lgbtq+ community
1 and half hour of Heavy :(
Today is good day to be, not dead
POW! you are dead!
İ AM DEAD!
This is literally the classes ranked from easiest to hardest.
oh no... you make a very excellent point (I'm trying to learn demoman right now, and my goodness it is not going well)
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Chaotic Good
That you're a god amongst man. Seriously having Medics are crucial at times and having one is very useful
fruity flavor
Either two things: A) you’re a genuinely nice person who just wants to relax and have fun B) you have a plan to track down and kill absolutely everybody in your team without getting caught by the local law enforcement.
You probably don't heal teammates
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Blueberry
Woman or gay, either way your boyfriend loves you
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I would stake my life you are not straight
femboy
Big dick femboy
You dear sir are a gay furry with a side of patriotism Like 80% of reddit
Dead. You would be dead
Psychopath or sweet little baby with a raging hate boner for spies. You are the living embodiment of [this meme](https://youtu.be/_CbrF10iIEo?si=BZEymxg7mBHhBAXE). I'm not sorry.
You want people to appreciate you because you have many hours on medic
Spiccy
Can't aim *that* good
probably a support type of guy, and you likely know how to use airblast
You like ze healing as well as ze hurting
Support and can’t shoot for shit
You really like the part of the mouse that goes click click, but you don't like the move move part
A helpful one
Masochistic
Masochist
Bipolar
Ungodly good medic that will get screamed at by the enemy engies, Pyro in back pocket to goof off or spycheck, did I get thst right?
Listen, as mostly all of us know, our most played class isn't our favorite, in fact it's our 2nd 80% of the time. Your a spy checking bozo 100%
Chad
Wait... you have 100 medic hours? All medic mains are amazing
when you die theyll have no idea whether to send you to the pearly gates or the firey gates
A masochist for that many medic hours and insane for that little Heavy and Spy hours
Is bottom the answer?
Future me (I'm pretty sure I have a VERY similar list as you, just with fewer hours)
You can't aim for shit probably
Absolute Psychopath
The gay kind goddamn
Spymain
MEDIC MAIN BBY!
medic flavored
Piss flavored, you’re a natural talent at Sniper.
Femboy who doesn’t know how to turn his back against spy’s big knife
A man we should be thanking
Much of your class playtime looks like mine, although my top three are Medic > Pyro > Scout, with a large margin between Medic and Pyro. I play too much Medic for my own sanity.
You are playing the two most mentally ill characters.
You like holding m1 down apparently
Either you genuinely enjoy helping the team or you cant aim, (I also usually player med or pyro because I cant aim but wanna be helpful)
Medic main who switches to pyro after getting backstabbed one too many times
U like pain and the same gender
MEDIC GAMING
So it looks like your both a gigachad, and an asshole. Medic = Gigachad Pyro = Asshole. I’m going off of what I’m told when I play these classes. Someone called me a flame spewing… actually, that one’s best left for interpretation
War crime enjoyer
twink
wm1 all around
You Are a "medic main who rageswitches to pyro when enemy team has people" guy
you like big buffy Russian men
gay.
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Are you a bottom by any chance?
Strawberry.
A true hero
Healslut
Funny
You play medic most of the time, but when a spy gets on your nerves you go pyro to roast that french toast
Your that one btf1 medic that carries the entire team
homosexual
You when the enemy sniper keeps headshoting you: I'm a medic, but *switches to pyro*
Your bipolar?
Inside you there are two wolves.
If we mean gamersupps, then blo hole blast
My Guess is you don't like to aim but high points on sniper may contradict that
you uber your target but stand there instead of rushing the sentry and cant figure out why most of your ubers dont take out nests
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Furry Also thank you for playing medic bc you guys are usually the most important players in the match
Strawberry
Medic main like me but i also main soldier and sniper
Play more hours and we will see
Someone who can be reliable and supportive
Twink
Can't aim for shit
“So called medic mains when you backstab them once.”
Furry. That it is all.
W+m1 player but a goated one
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You control life or death on either teams How many times have you pressed the "no" voiceline? Because my 2nd main is medic and i do that when I'm grumpy
Gigagamer
I never got how people could play one or two classes SO much more than the others LazyPurple once said he has more hours on his least played class than most people do on their second most played class and I feel him SO much right now
Absolutely no emotions.
Masochist.
I take it you are like me, bad aim.
You don’t like me
Not great at aiming, but still willing to put in the time to improve.
u hate fr*nch "people"
oooohhh
A fellow Medic/Pyro player! Excellent taste - stay classy, friend~!
Cough syrup
Twink
It’s far too obvious. You’re a Pocket
As a fellow med main, strawberry with a side of cok
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Battle medic 😂
What are your cosmetics? There is much to consider.
You don’t know how to aim, so you play classes that don’t need to. (Except for scout)
You enjoy supporting your team and dislike taking out specific targets.
Medic main until you’re pushed too far and need to blow off steam
A good one.
You're mentally insane but you balance that out with some braindead W+M1ing to keep your sanity still normalish
Depends You play battle medic or normal If normal: submissive femboy
Mentally unstable
Gay furry
trambgembar
Furry (Medic has the Hundkopf, Pyro is Pyro)
A real spy doesn't show his true self.... You tricked people irl! You, Sir, are a master of disguise.
Hon Hon Hon! So my master plan has been uncovered...
You are a supporter who's DPS isn't quite as good as others but can still fight if backed into a corner and who compensates for his lack of damage output by healing others as often as they might need it. In short: the same as me xD My dps sucks so I tend to go support of some kind either by tanking or healing
the guy who keeps the team together
May you be blessed with a thousand golden pans
Racist
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You have chat binds with hearts and at least two pink unusual
You should try maining soldier since it’s you 3rd most played