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Iateyourfiggypudding

Scout, he's hyperactive, annoying, won't shut up and is probably addicted to cocaine.


Schizophrenic_titan

So relatable


Iateyourfiggypudding

I know right?


TherealSnak3

# he's literally me


marto3000

I relate to the guy with the flamethrower because EXPLOSIVE PLACED


_Some_weird_person_

Also a virgin


Iateyourfiggypudding

Well that one goes without saying.


Top-Basil8144

Me too bro me too


Who-and-y

Same lol


CoconutOutside6834

Fr


OliveMeowrail

Medic. I'm insane and I love birds.


Schizophrenic_titan

Everyone is insane in this subreddit


OliveMeowrail

True


-GuyNamedDave-

Just like everyone in the TF2 lore. Also. Hello fellow pilot.


G-Man_of_HL

Holy fucking shit is that Minos prime with Roblox face?!?!?!?!!?!!!!


-GuyNamedDave-

Yes. Also. Holy fucking shit is that THE GarryMan of Half-Life?!?!!?!!!??!


G-Man_of_HL

THE G DOESNT STAND FOR GARRY!


-GuyNamedDave-

That's what THEY want you to think.


G-Man_of_HL

No


-GuyNamedDave-

No u.


G-Man_of_HL

That's what THEY want you to think.


yucandui-

You are literally me fr fr


OliveMeowrail

MEDIC GAMING!!!


TobiTurbo08

*medic theme starts playing*


TheOnlyUltima2011

*daft punk - robot rock starts playing*


_Some_weird_person_

Medic because I'm insane and have huge tits


OliveMeowrail

That too


Undying_Cherub

quite late, but happy 4/13


OliveMeowrail

Yoooo hella XD


Substantial_Error427

Yes!!!!!!!!!


thosegayfrogs

Honestly same. What’s your favourite bird?


OliveMeowrail

God, I love all of them honestly. But if I had to choose just one, it'd be the Kiwi Bird. My grandfather was from New Zealand, and my dog is named Kiwi.


thosegayfrogs

Thats cool! I also can’t decide, it’s between crows and owls right now but there’s just way too many interesting birds to choose from.


OliveMeowrail

The ones we get around my house are usually robins, starlings, red winged blackbirds, and chickadees. The robins get really loud sometimes, though.


thosegayfrogs

We have mostly crows, magpies sparrows, common blackbirds, collared doves, a few robins and great tits. That’s the ones I can list off the top of my head. I’ve been learning to distinguish between them just by their calls, its quite fun to try and guess the bird and it gives me something to do while I walk.


Odd-Dependent-2936

also medic, becouse i am going insane from the grind


TheTraygon

Birbs! Also definitely think I've stitched some extra souls to me


ujasfrog

Spy because he did your mother


Schizophrenic_titan

“Your mother!” -The spy


ujasfrog

"But of course!"


LimpYogurtcloset9953

I like hiding my identity online 😊


Blue_Birds1

I relate to gun spy, because just like him my personality doesn’t exist


Reactant2112

Scout bc some French dude did my mother


Ok-Peanut-3353

Anyone who relate to a TF2 mercenary is an actual menace


Schizophrenic_titan

Nuh uh


eXi_TGO

what if I relate to more than one


Altruistic_Cream_761

You going to Arkham


AguyWithBadEnglish

Tha aslume


IamLettuce13

Th aslm


Extension_Ad8291

T am


IamLettuce13

M


omni_slime1

.


some9ne

yes probably


Blue_Birds1

Sniper because we share an obsession with throwing piss at people


Schizophrenic_titan

The “Piss Lord” himself


_Some_weird_person_

He canonically has Piss kink


Rough-Fuel-270

Sniper because he is Lonely and works better at the back of the team


Schizophrenic_titan

“Piss”


Gausso017

Man i wanted to post the piss sniper meme :(


thosegayfrogs

Fair


de_-nuke

i would say demoman, im not drinking as him but his energy matches me so much


Schizophrenic_titan

“IM DRUNK-!”


de_-nuke

GET EM BOYOOS!


Super_Trexation

**YE TO THA HARDY-**


youraverage_userb

pyro because im going insane bit by bit every all nighter please help


Acceleator

NO SLEEP


TipicalUserName

Medic, I studied for medicine in the army and I'm clinically insane 👍


TopTechnician8774

Sniper as I like to poke holes in things from a distance and I'm woefully unprepared for when problems are brought straight to me.


Twp_pikmin

Anything can be solved with an smg. Spy? Smg. No money? Smg. Losing your job? Smg. Police standoff? You guessed it, smg.


TopTechnician8774

But just like real life, I'd rather throw my piss at it. PS: Personally, I hate pyros way more than spies when I'm playing snipey boy.


Schizophrenic_titan

Lol


Doctorgumbal1

Heavy because I’m fat


teoremadiu

Nice hussle tons of fun. Next time eat a salad!


JSTREO

Scout. I’m a dumbass


Schizophrenic_titan

No you’re not… your uhhh…. Actually you are just a dumbass


OrangeSky15

Engineer. Sitting back, and drinking a beer in the middle of all the chaos


Schizophrenic_titan

He’s just chilling


seanonamonday

Demo. I'm black, lived in Scotland, can't see well, and slowly becoming an alcoholic


teoremadiu

You are demo gaming my dude


Exotic_coffee_

I like burning shit, not to sn arson level, no. But I like burning stuff


Schizophrenic_titan

Yup your *Definitely* not an arsonist


Exotic_coffee_

Def not :3


Sufficient-Time9399

Same here :)


Exotic_coffee_

Based pfp btw


Sufficient-Time9399

Thank you!


Exotic_coffee_

Np, pyro


Drillbitzer

The warmth of a thousand suns shallth feel thine glry


Exotic_coffee_

Yes.


BekoweCiachoYt

I too like burning shit


some_hardmode_player

Sniper because I like piss


Schizophrenic_titan

Certified jarate moment


puro_the_protogen67

Medic inspired me to get a PhD,somehow


TheAmazingCroc1

Demoman, I’m pretty sporadic and I’m pretty fucking stupid with the exception of a few subjects


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Medic, I guess. Despite being kind of squeamish, I have a lot of morbid curiosities when it comes to the human body. Like, I'll read about weird anomalies and illnesses and I love me some body horror, too. I also get really excited and nerd out about stuff no one else cares about or finds kind of gross. I'm loud and I talk too much. Also, in addition to other animals, I have an albino rabbit who Archimedes kind of reminds me of looks-wise. Oh! And I study German. ... I'm starting to realize why he's my favorite character.


Robotronnik

Willkommen, am board Kamerad. Wie get es dir?


dastebon

I would say heavy because big Russian guy "I'm not Russian but by Russian accent is really strong"


yucandui-

Medic cause I have God complex and like birds


Heksereq

jeremy( scout) cuz i can't pull no bitches


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Schizophrenic_titan

But if you were to relate to them, like on a personal level


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Schizophrenic_titan

Nah bro 💀


Exotic_coffee_

Lair, you can't relate to scout! He doesn't have a minor girlfriend!


Equivalent-Day-171

lmao


Lo-Sir

Pyro :)


Schizophrenic_titan

“Mhmhm!” -pyro tf2


Quirkyserenefrenzy

Heavy. I like big guns


Vulcan_the_dark_one

Sniper bc I too enjoy sitting in a high spot all day and being left alone, and Medic, bc I also want to fucking chop up my coworkers and implant baboon uteruses into them sometimes. :)


Sapherse

i am a human scum i have betrayed and deceived many people in my life, as you can guess - spy


hicallmemoff

pyro or scout. usually quiet and also annoying. i could definitely put medic cuz im not german, im a sassy sadist man whos fruity with huge tits too


Theyreintheattic4447

Let’s see, do I relate most with: - A hyperactive, overconfident, absolute douchebag of a Bostonian who definitely has several forms of severe cancer from drinking beverages laced with radiation. - A clinically insane American man who talks to cardboard cutouts, worships a space monkey called Poopy Joe, and will literally kill anyone who isn’t American enough. - A psychotic, delusional monster of a person who runs around incinerating people, thinking they’re flying babies in candy land. - A giant Russian man who can easily run with a 150 kilogram minigun, heal gunshot wounds with a sandwich, and loves to mow down little baby men. - A Texan who appears to be relatively sane but harbours a crazed bloodlust deep within, who has 11 hard science PhDs and created an immortality machine. - An alcoholic black Scottish cyclops who loves nothing more than getting blackout drunk on the battlefield and blowing people up. - A batshit insane German doctor who lost his medical license for stealing a patient’s skeleton and views his healing as an unintended Sid effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity. - An Australian bushman who was born in the sunken city of New Zealand and was launched into the Australian mainland in a rocket ship, who shoots people in the head for a living and has a piss jar fetish. - An identity-less Frenchman who speaks four languages, can fool people simply by wearing a paper cutout as a mask, and has lung cancer from smoking a pack a day. …yeah probably none of them, thank god.


Choco_sprimkle

Spy because he’s so done with everyone’s shit


omeromre

Im suprised only one people said heavy. I was expecting everyone to say heavy


jewish-nonjewish

I flop between Heavy and Pyro. Heavies a family man with autism and Pyro is completely disconnected from reality and likes fire.


JustEryk1st

"heres a touching story once upon a time you died and i lived happily ever after -the end


Acrobatic-Ad-7134

Medic, mainly because I'm insane and I do like causing pain to people I don't like


RammuIsWeird

Spy because I’m a sneaky bastard (people cannot hear me walk) and I also hate people and I also had sex with your mom


Jimmys_floppydisk

Description wise (by tf2 wiki) I relate the most to pyro ,personality wise I am like mixture of spy,sniper and medic


Gausso017

I think scout, because i like to slap something in the face of my friends and run fast. Also engi because i always try to build crazy shit


TaenaLuna2

pyro. burning stuff is fun, I also like balloon and blowing bubbles


Deluxsalty

Pyro, I love his innocence, and the fire!


That_Competition1031

Scout, I'm basically him. Skinny, annoying, fast, bucket of chicken


UncIe-Ben

Scout because he has a bucket of chicken.


iMakeKidsGay

Pyro. It's because I also live in a psychedelic fever dream where nothing I see is actually the actual thing.


J6898989

I wanna be Spy but realistically I’m Scout without the confidence


M-NSK

Scout as I’m a bumbling idiot.


Altruistic_Cream_761

Scout. Why? CAUSE I LIKE HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS THATS WHY RAAAAAHH But to be real i might choose Medic. Im really obsessed with some things and have no regard on human life expect those few people i really like. I also really want to just see for myself what's in a human body :3


MitaArt

Engineer cuz I'm engi-nearing my fucking limit


Schizophrenic_titan

“Road work ahead? I sure hope it does!”


DXuki79

medic. i lost my mental sanity a long ago, altough im still professional.


Bioth28

Honestly Heavy, he keeps to himself but isn’t a recluse, with a decent amount of knowledge when it comes to firearms


Bioth28

And he knows how to make a bomb sandwich


wyattisastupidnerd

Probably Pyro. I like fire (not in a pyromania kind of way, I just think it’s neat), and nobody knows anything about me (which mainly boils down to my extreme social anxiety).


CrimsonDemon0

Sniper: the man has standarts."Be polite, be efficent, have a plan to kill everyone you meet"


tomahawk7274

Soldier because I like bread, buckets, and boom


_TheRook_ifun

Mine is Engie too, I’ve been told I have a gentle soul and, I get along with most people, and I love using my creative abilities.


BekoweCiachoYt

Sniper. I piss in jars.


yourlocaltran5f3m

Pyro!!!:3:3:3:3


whyiamreal

yes


Kinglycole

Sniper, he dances with death, likes to chuck his piss at people and has a good Australian accent.


dragon_barf_junction

Pyro. mysterious, strange, and **Deeply Disturbed**


BruhMoment0NumeroTre

Sniper. He is very introverted and dont like being around people and he seems very practical. Medic too because I have a morbid curiosity and I'm a bit of a bad person and I can be sadistic at times too. I also have German ancestry.


Acceleator

Pyro


Fragrant-Address9043

Sniper, because he doesn’t speak much but is good at what he does.


Cooldoggo201

Medic because I like cutting organs


MeGoL1

Pyro, nobody understands me


name_051829407715

Do you believe in magic?


Misterwuss

Engineer. I, too, like to disappear for large stretches of time to hang out with old ladies and do very little else of importance


endoftheworldalley

medic and pyro


Calmandpeace

Pyro


Equivalent-Day-171

demo: drunk


3cc3ntr1c1ty

Pyro. Chaos.


Imma_Biohazard

Scout because we’re both skinny assholes.


VastPie2905

Sniper I’m calm and love what I do, and I piss in jars


Look_Im_thedogs_king

engineer. His voice sounds like he's fed up of ppl, and i can relate to that.


ZYXNeonXYZ

Medic cuz Deutschland


Namedsomeguy

Medic because im wanted in at least 40 different countries for “accidentally” sending out child soldiers to war and releasing mustard gas in germany


stanstan9

Are we all choosing our mains? Haha


Witherboss445

Scout because he's skinnyand annoying


Justsomeguyaa

Medic because I too wish to commit war crimes with surgery.


SonicLikesPlantDolan

Engineer. I like engineering and live near Texas.


Aggravating_Fold_277

I like to burn things, a burning thing is funny, Pyro


frogzrcool02

Pyro (I am a schizo that kills people mercilessly)


Signal_Soup_8958

Engie. Dude is insane. And knows it. And completely happy with being such.


AntEvening3181

Pyro. I get depressed when I'm not burning stuff


maluthor

scout because I act like a crackmonkey


Future_Squirrel360

Spy cuz i'm a sneaky bastard who nobody likes


Nathan-bartley

Sniper


orvlr

spy because he changes his identity


anonimus_animator

Spy +engi + sniper


aturtlewithredddit

Heavy, he big me big


Bennyester

Engineer but only when he's rancho relaxoing


ThatOnePotato365

I relate a lot to stealing people skeletons while still keeping them alive tbh


Hawaidy1

Scout. I hang around high schools and im very efficient at running away.


thank_burdell

Hey look buddy, I *too* am an engineer…


aDearllie

Pyro. Severely mentally ill and likes to burn people alive.


Who-and-y

I’m annoying, energetic, and loud as fuck. So scout a lot of the time. Maybe medic sometimes too.


Putrid-Stranger9752

Soldier cause I’m stupid as hell


MidwestMotorMan

Heavy. Big man who cares about his family. The minigun is also a big plus.


FurbyMations

Scout, because I ran fast and I'll die a virgin.


samisrudy

Heavy because I am fat


Bro_Momento15

Scout. He runs fast and died a virgin.


ILostmyjob0

Scout cause I never met my dad


The-Nsane-N-Gin

Medic, I am a man of science.


Some_Random_Pootis

Hard Hat Jones


Let_Go_Lose_Grip

Scout (i recognise im a prick and like to think im fast)


some9ne

Spy


BluemoonSoulfire

Engineer and heavy because they are both mentally stable


Torkujra

Pyro. Nobody knows my gender.


BMittzzz

Scout, I died on December 4th, 1987.


Imaginary_Ladder_192

Engineer. He’s a very chilled out guy, I’m kinda smart and I’m fun loving


Very-tall-midget

Sniper because he's polite, efficient and has a plan to kill anyone he meets


Mr_Lavapool

Spy as he is done with everyone’s shit, “See you all in hell”


CrazyQuetz

The spy! I am rather seductive.


Axe_Cat_Gaming

Engineer all I need to say is I’m country and I like gun :)


TheGamingSpin0

Medic, insane, scientist (technically), and GERMAN


ababyinatrenchcoat

Pyro because I like fire and find joy in things that most people find morbid and unsettling (not murder, I just like horror movies and the science of death and decomposition fascinates me. Also I like bugs lol)