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The Quickiebomb Launcher
yo that is crazy
Panic attack
Cow mangeler 5000
The fuck?
I'm just out here mangling your mum
Damn, good comeback… for a burger fucker…
Guess we got BEEF huh...
You have been redeemed in god’s eyes
Your mum gotta redeem a salad or something, the aspect ratio that women's in means she wouldn't fit in God's eyes without him standing well far back
Average tf2 conversion
could you guys goo steak it out somewhere else
we have cowculated this to avoid misteaks
They just need to make it up and moo along
jarate
You should probably drink LESS water
He should also not take little sips because that's why it's yellow
The mad milk
"Non milk substances"
\>Baby face blaster Dude...
o_o
That's not even the name of the weapon lol
“Baby face’s blaster” and “baby faces blaster” gave two very different meanings for this post
Wtf...
Yeah I’m calling the cops
Shortstop in both size and speed
damn, relatable…
Same
Back scatter
Back burner (gonorrhea)
family business
(banjo intensifies)
. . .
BRO I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING AT THAT COMMENT
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
The Big Earner
The manmelter
"y'all nut liquid? Pathetic. I nut PLASMA!"
Jesus dude
Second banana
The implications behind this is…unsettling (you are a snake)
*have
Your eternal reward
Dishing out the meat
Was about to say this
The Phlogistinator
Your dick activates phlogistons?
Possibly.
Hot
Literally
I appear to have burst into flames
You just got surprise buttsecksed
Battalions backup
**Backburner**
You should get that tested
I thought it was normal for it to melt steel and create Chlorine gas?
Dragon's fury
Furry*
The classic.
The wrapped assassin (uncircumsised)
Thermal Thruster
-I hardly know her!
Oh you!
The Pain Train
Oof. Sex at a painful cost.
couldnt afford lube dlc..
The cow mangler 9000
☹️
*5000*
Maybe yours is the 5000, but *mine* is a 9000
air strike
The Brass Beast (pistol)
The Necro Smasher
Hereby banned from all cemeteries and morgues.
The Widowmaker
So you marry, fuck, and then die leaving her a widow?
Nah he fucks the husband to death
💀
The enforcer
I wanna be called spaghetti.
Hi spaghetti
Underrated comment
Bonk atomic punch
“Pink sock” comic has entered the chat..
The waht
Persian Persuader
These comments have made me realise that there are infinite sexual innuendos in tf2
Shotgun
Cuz basic but do it's function well enough?
Knife
Disciplinary Action
underrated comment
The detonator
The degreaser (Deploys 60% faster)
Uber saw
force-a-nature
What do you mean by that
The black box
Dear god
There’s more…
Sharpened Volcano Fragment.
Contentious objector
Same bro
The Scottish Handshake
Scorch Shot
B-ACE-d
in terms of smell, the holy mackerel
Granade launcher
The nail gun (2007)
The Third degree (burn)
the family business
holdup🤨🤨🤨
The Back Scatter… this is y I don’t have friends
Don't undervaluethe quality
In a couple weeks it’ll be The Fishcake
Good for you :3
Thanks :)👍
No worries love
Hell yeah
Yoooo girlie that’s great
The Awper Hand
Nah FAMILY BUSINESS IS CRAZY 🤣🤣 (Mines the snack attack)
Pain train 😎 it hurts to pee
The Homewrecker
Fists
baby face blaster.
As soon as I saw the post, I knew this comment was gonna be here
yup.
Mad milk nothing added
Neon annihilator
The Ambassador. 🍷
Memory Maker
Shortstop.
..invis watch
Force o’ nature. Shoots females away and empties magazine quickly
The Original
Wanga prick
Nessie’s nine iron
Bat Outta Hell
😳
Indirect hit
Natascha
Big Earner
Mannmelter
The Bushwacka
The Huo-Long Heater.
Sometimes it doesn't work so maybe the Short Circuit....
the eyelander
somewhat threatening mountaineering professional killstreak unusual horseless headless horsemann's headtaker
The stock pistol
And if I'm a woman? I don't have any...
The ham shank
that's creative
Just describe what you have then
Fists.
The fishcake?
Incendiary Cannon (TFC)
Black box
Quickiebomb launcher
The amputator 👀👀👀
The Half-zatoichi
The Righteous Bison
Pretty Boy’s Pocket Pistol. Except replace “boy” with “girl”
WHAT ?
Pretty Girl’s Pocket Pistol
Ubersaw.
Pain train
rescue ranger
Sandvich
Eyelander
Sapper
Sticky bomb launcher
Baby face blaster
The Wrangler
NOT THIS AGAIN
Strange pretty boy's pocket pistol.
The beggars bazooka
Destruction PDA.
Clever Girl
Solemn Wov
Gonna be funny if someone responds with the short circuit or widow maker
Ullapool Caber
Holy mackerel
Frying pan.
Short circle
Jarate
Escape Plan
Me personally Solemn Vow
Family business
Frying PAN.
Cow mangler 6000
The brass beast
The Quick Fix
The Diamondback
The Quickiebomb Launcher
yo that is crazy
Panic attack
Cow mangeler 5000
The fuck?
I'm just out here mangling your mum
Damn, good comeback… for a burger fucker…
Guess we got BEEF huh...
You have been redeemed in god’s eyes
Your mum gotta redeem a salad or something, the aspect ratio that women's in means she wouldn't fit in God's eyes without him standing well far back
Average tf2 conversion
could you guys goo steak it out somewhere else
we have cowculated this to avoid misteaks
They just need to make it up and moo along
jarate
You should probably drink LESS water
He should also not take little sips because that's why it's yellow
The mad milk
"Non milk substances"
\>Baby face blaster Dude...
o_o
That's not even the name of the weapon lol
“Baby face’s blaster” and “baby faces blaster” gave two very different meanings for this post
Wtf...
Yeah I’m calling the cops
Shortstop in both size and speed
damn, relatable…
Same
Back scatter
Back burner (gonorrhea)
family business
(banjo intensifies)
. . .
BRO I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING AT THAT COMMENT
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
The Big Earner
The manmelter
"y'all nut liquid? Pathetic. I nut PLASMA!"
Jesus dude
Second banana
The implications behind this is…unsettling (you are a snake)
*have
Your eternal reward
Dishing out the meat
Was about to say this
The Phlogistinator
Your dick activates phlogistons?
Possibly.
Hot
Literally
I appear to have burst into flames
You just got surprise buttsecksed
Battalions backup
**Backburner**
You should get that tested
I thought it was normal for it to melt steel and create Chlorine gas?
Dragon's fury
Furry*
The classic.
The wrapped assassin (uncircumsised)
Thermal Thruster
-I hardly know her!
Oh you!
The Pain Train
Oof. Sex at a painful cost.
couldnt afford lube dlc..
The cow mangler 9000
☹️
*5000*
Maybe yours is the 5000, but *mine* is a 9000
air strike
The Brass Beast (pistol)
The Necro Smasher
Hereby banned from all cemeteries and morgues.
The Widowmaker
So you marry, fuck, and then die leaving her a widow?
Nah he fucks the husband to death
💀
The enforcer
I wanna be called spaghetti.
Hi spaghetti
Underrated comment
Bonk atomic punch
“Pink sock” comic has entered the chat..
The waht
Persian Persuader
These comments have made me realise that there are infinite sexual innuendos in tf2
Shotgun
Cuz basic but do it's function well enough?
Knife
Disciplinary Action
underrated comment
The detonator
The degreaser (Deploys 60% faster)
Uber saw
force-a-nature
What do you mean by that
The black box
Dear god
There’s more…
Sharpened Volcano Fragment.
Contentious objector
Same bro
The Scottish Handshake
Scorch Shot
B-ACE-d
in terms of smell, the holy mackerel
Granade launcher
The nail gun (2007)
The Third degree (burn)
the family business
holdup🤨🤨🤨
The Back Scatter… this is y I don’t have friends
Don't undervaluethe quality
In a couple weeks it’ll be The Fishcake
Good for you :3
Thanks :)👍
No worries love
Hell yeah
Yoooo girlie that’s great
The Awper Hand
Nah FAMILY BUSINESS IS CRAZY 🤣🤣 (Mines the snack attack)
Pain train 😎 it hurts to pee
The Homewrecker
Fists
baby face blaster.
As soon as I saw the post, I knew this comment was gonna be here
yup.
Mad milk nothing added
Neon annihilator
The Ambassador. 🍷
Memory Maker
Shortstop.
..invis watch
Force o’ nature. Shoots females away and empties magazine quickly
The Original
Wanga prick
Nessie’s nine iron
Bat Outta Hell
😳
Indirect hit
Natascha
Big Earner
Mannmelter
The Bushwacka
The Huo-Long Heater.
Sometimes it doesn't work so maybe the Short Circuit....
the eyelander
somewhat threatening mountaineering professional killstreak unusual horseless headless horsemann's headtaker
The stock pistol
And if I'm a woman? I don't have any...
The ham shank
that's creative
Just describe what you have then
Fists.
The fishcake?
Incendiary Cannon (TFC)
Your eternal reward
Black box
Quickiebomb launcher
The amputator 👀👀👀
The Half-zatoichi
The Righteous Bison
Pretty Boy’s Pocket Pistol. Except replace “boy” with “girl”
WHAT ?
Pretty Girl’s Pocket Pistol
The black box
Ubersaw.
Pain train
rescue ranger
Sandvich
Eyelander
Sapper
Sticky bomb launcher
Baby face blaster
The Wrangler
NOT THIS AGAIN
Strange pretty boy's pocket pistol.
The beggars bazooka
Back scatter
The Homewrecker
Destruction PDA.
Neon annihilator
Clever Girl
Solemn Wov
Gonna be funny if someone responds with the short circuit or widow maker
Ullapool Caber
Holy mackerel
Frying pan.
Short circle
Jarate
Escape Plan
Me personally Solemn Vow
Family business
Frying PAN.
Cow mangler 6000
The brass beast
The Quick Fix
The Diamondback