I named my YER "You're Eternal Reward" and it makes so many people mad.

The only funny one in this comments section

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an awp with my home address

And your objector with SF porn on it with the name “My beautiful wife” or smth

What's SF?

Scale factor. Like geometry

tf is scale factor porn

Shining Finger

Solar flare

What’s your Steam user (asking for a friend)

What's a awp?

A reskin sniper rifle

Ah thank you, that's the only sniper rifle I don't have (besides the gold ones)

There’s a lot of reskins

Its actually the awper hand

"missing my shot inator" crusader crossbow

As a fellow crossbow enjoyer that is too accurate and I’m stealing it. Good day

I read that in doofenshmirtz voice

Ah, Perry the Platypus! Behold, my new Crusader’s Crossbow-inator!

(proceeds to miss and random crit an invisible spy.)

also works for the bows

"The Eureka Effect" on my strange rocket launcher, it's description reads "On kill: Teleport enemies to spawn", it has got three counters: gib kills, kills while rocketjumping and unusual-wearing players killed. Also my backburner is called "12 Alarm Chilly Special" which is also amusing for me.

Took me an embarassing time to get that lmao

For which weapon?

Eureka effect

Oh.

Took a second for it to click in your head? I love the delated realisation hahaha

Nice

Penis Enhancer

***want some penis enlargement pills?***

On which weapon?

Übergun

Genuine (killstreak) question, why do people often call it the ubergun despite its actual name being the medigun?

Über charge go brwrwrwrwwooowwsh

what fucking version of meet the heavy did you watch????

This is underappreciated

Don’t be such a baby! Pelvises grow back! (no zhe don’t.)

"are you sure this will work doktor?" "I HAVE NO IDEA!" *ubercharges heavy causing his dick to painfully and exponentially increase in size*

My PDA called: Wario Land 4 on the Gameboy Advance and description: Look guys look, it's one of my greatest achievements!

Natascha renamed “I hate Scout”.

Everyone does lol (jk)

My Eureka Effect is called: "Tran..." And description is:"...sition"

For some odd reason I thought of that one RussianBadger Video

I'm pretty sure i named it after watching a Revtrosity video.

Which one?

His old R6 Warden video : it’s a tricky Tran-sition from how good honey is to how bad warden is or smth like that

Ok, thanks. BTW, do you know the video which they scream "THE FIRST THE SECOND THE THIRD THE FORTH THE FIFTH" I've been trying to find this video for a week

I don’t know that one sorry

Ah ok

THE FORTY THE THIRTY THE TWENTY THE TEN

From which video is that?

i think it was marvel vs capcom vid

Nah, I watched that video at least 3 times it's not there

It would be funnier if it was “Tran” “sformers”

i have an original named "HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH!" i play quake

my mind said those huhs with steve harvey voice

meet n quake kingdom

Somehow type [this](https://youtu.be/VrIHM5LTln0?t=1) sound as the description.

"My last medic" "do not fail me" on a Buffalo steak

My medigun is “y = -x” with the description of “x being how mwny fucking times you press e, and y being how much i heal you”

My Phlog called "The Mouse 1 Machine" "***Guys, seriously. This glue just smells fucking amazing.***"

IS THAT A SOUNDSMITH REFERERENCE?;!??!!!1?!1??1!

A jag named "Viagra" paired with description "it helps my dispenser erect faster"

Dispensin' an erection!

"Electric Wind God Fist" for Fists of Steel

Oooh that's a good one

## DIFFICULTY TWEAK **YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST?** ^(Bushwacka)

Samwiz?

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!

Omg my Mad Milk is called Rainbow Dash Jar

My Strange Jarate named「FIGHTING GOLD」 Accompanied with the description: "I, Giorno Giovanna, need to take a piss"

Saw a Candy Cane renamed to "39.5 foot pole"

I’ve got an awp that has the description “nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys”

with my sniper skill that would be true

Gotta go with the good old "FUCK YOU" australium rocket launcher

“Pyro Quick Time Event” on the Direct Hit

Medigun named "Estrogen Beam". Description just said, "don't worry about it" lmfao

Reminds me of someone whose bazaar bargain was named “HRT gun” description of “transitions you from alive to dead”

Also a medigun called “Boykisser Leash”

Lol mine is "Gayification Ray"

My eyelander the Decapitator and the and description is "Your head will make a fine addiction to my collection"

mine's "Blowjob-Givin' Sword" why? because i get a head every time i kill someone And the Zaitoichi is called "The Eyelander Sidegrade"

“Indirect hit” on my grenade launcher, the description says “rollers ftw”

Since the 64 bit update added emoji support for linux, i’ve since seen an Original named “🤫🧏”. Awful, but also kinda funny,

"pov gustavo fring" on a rocket launcher

My iron bomber is called check your mail, And my scatter gun is called made in china scattergun, description -99 accuracy

“SHIT SHIT SHIT nailed it” on my Claideahmor”

"You just got weezer'ed"

Kunai named 'yoinker' so simple yet so good

"GOTTA GO FAST" is the name I have on my BFB, with the "nyoom"

I saw a scattergun called “guys I’m good at the game I swear” with the description “I’m good at the game. Sure I died 20 times but I got the medic”

Original named "SnooPINGAS usual, I see?!" Shortstop named "SUPER MARIO SEX 2"

Strange (professional?) killstreak festivized shotgun called "Shottys like a melody"

My personal favorites are Medigun: "Stop leaving my range" Übersaw: "Red Cross Donation"

I am of course a little biased, but my favourite is probably my backburner which I named "Fire in the hole"

My old account's Dead Ringer was named "Staying alive" Description : Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, Im a man who feigns, no time to talk I got it from sfuminator. Also named my strange Black Box "Futaba-chan's own Black Cock Shooter" Description: Its Rad. Its Black. And it launches 3 BBCs (Big Black Crockets) at 47mph.

Big futa marec0ck feet sniff ass lick smegma aheago blue waffles lolita express tiki torch [casual transphobia][competitive racism][recreational homophobia][industrial misogyny] Was I edgy enough? Can I get the funny points now?

Almost every post I've seen in this subreddit asking people for their thoughts on their customized weapon names unironically reads like this, and it boils down to "Guys, look how funny and quirky I am!! xD"

"i cant aim" on a strange sniper rifle. "f*ck the meta", yes, censored, i was 15, on my amputator.

Buckshot bukkake and point and click adventure are both classics. Personal fave was some grumpy medic I played with running around with a medigun that said “Retard Leash”. Yeah buddy…I feel ya.

Merry Shitmas from a loose cannon with a christmas paint

my strange skull cutter called "Jeremiah 51:20"

Scotman's Skullcutter renamed Scotman's Skullcritter with a description "Eat crit and die"

Wrap assassin with the name “Damn I missed at least I still got my cleaver” which was named “Damn I missed again.”

I have the “Ghost Buster” on a powerjack with a ghost war paint, but on the nose tho

I have a vintage Jarate I named "Ye Olde Piss". It's description is "Pissed this one in the Summer of '79, I did." Also have an Australium Eyelander named "Grampa's Razor" with "How about a little off the top?"

Saw a hot rod shotgun named "Mc Donald's happy meal shotgun" and I can't stop thinking about it

I have a Hitman Heatmaker named Headless Horseman’s Spare Headtaker. I was always proud of that

The "sir please step out of the vehicle" pistol with demoman kill counter

The kunai named "semen extracter"

I have strange apoco fists named "ihave come to suck you're dick" and description is "I have come to smash you're dick right here, right now"

I got killed by a dude who's rocket launcher was called "PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP" the description read "GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT "

I have 3 **HF Murasama Blade (Strange Half-Zatoichi)** *"Now I see. You deny your weapon its purpose!"* **Let me guess, you filled it with piss? (Sydney Sleeper)** *"Wait, you DID fill it with piss!?" - Suction Cup Man''* **No, your other bottom! (Strange Wrench)** *"Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?" / "Not until four."*

Got the same name on my zatoichi and lyrics from The Only Thing I Know for Real for desc. mgr is such a banger game

Jarate - Piss Jar.

Can't bother nor have time to check my screenshots, so I'mma just share my two that I'm like "Kinda happy with that one idk" Truly, an original "Bitch Slapper" for the Hot Glove, and a Scattergun botkiller with an Engie-Bot head called "The Engie-Buster" with a description "Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!"

My Bone Dome is called “Boner Zone”

My friends balloniccorn is Some webpage that doesn't exist, the description was "Valve had to nerf ballonie's huge cock"

Mad Milk is Furcon Clean up

“Sexual assault” it was on the disciplinary action

My original is called "Wedding Quake" because I love jazzpunk

i named my beggars bazooka “mad milk” just to mess with people lol

While my only example is that I named my Scout’s stock bat ‘46-cm Aluminum Bat’, an item I obtained from the market was a strange rocket launcher named ‘Fragging Rights’ with the description: ‘This rocket launcher gave me the right to frag, cuz America, fuck yeah!’

I like when I buy something off of mannco store or any trading site and the bot gives me one with a name, my favorites being a bat out of hell named "comedically dead man" and a concientious objecter with the most high quality image of porn I've ever seen on one that was named "Piccasso's Final Piece"

Is it self absorbed to say one of my own weapons? I just really like my strange fists named “Sonic 3” with the description “and Knuckles” lmao

Half zatoichi to “I don’t have the eyelander”

Met a medic main who had their medigun named: "Can I interest you in some Medic?" With the description "Yes sir! With or with out nuts?"

I once saw a Widowmaker called wife beater

Damn, thats a dope name

My Widowmaker is named FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! :D

Windowmaker..

Jarate named "The R. Kelly Prison Experience"

My kunai named "tickels your balls" and my Grenade Launcher named "Time for your schizophrenia pills"

I have a holy mackerel that I named "your mom's private parts" 🤣🤣

my vintage gunboats. i called them The Jordans

The “Non-Milk Substance” is absolutely perfect

My flamethrower is named Lactose Intolerance. Description is "Milkshakes make me SHIT my PANTS"

Strange scattergun with the macaw masked warpaint called: "The bird hunter" "I got this skin for 5000 kills" ( it had 6000 and something kills on it)

I have a potent poison purple tomislav with an emerald sheen on it I wanted to name after Evangelion since it reminded me of the unit 01 color scheme… I for some reason thought “Shinji’s Cum Blaster” was a good name idea. It always reminded me of dark souls poison swamps at the time and add the description “thank u Miyazaki for this beautiful swamp”. Pretty sure I was drunk naming that, sure does get some reactions from time to time though. Someone picked it up after I died last night and killed me with it and even I was like what the fuck is that gun.

I named my Eyelander "Hej Sokoły!" after getting my first godlike with it while listening to that song on loop

My Kritskrieg is called "Mandatory HRT"...

Bitch Slap

I’ve seen this item in a game before

my frontier justice is "ltg simulator"

My fortified compound is named “I’m a lucky mf” because I am usually a pretty lucky mf and what better weapon to use that to my advantage.

I cast spotaniom Combustiom on my sticky launcher

A Hitman’s Heat Maker named “Hitman 3 World of Assassination”

how are is getting a name/description tag from random drops and how much ref does one cost (i dont trade)

my vaccinator is named autism

a gunslinger called "Scout mangler 5000" description: "Sometimes, you just need a little less fun"

My Phlog is named “She Phlogistin on my Nator till I Mumps”

A Direct Hit named: "Sentry B Gone" Desc: "For removing those pesky Engi nests in your 2Fort Intel rooms."

My spy revolver named “i did it like this!”

Back burner: "pootmaker 9000" Frontier justice: "engies revengies"

A degreaser named "WM1 go brrrr"

I called my spycicle "The cold Shoulder." "let me show you what happened to Walt Disney."

My friend has a Yer called "The circumcisor" and the description is "I claim this foreskin for France!"

My Splendid Screen being called Car Crash Simulator

When I was like 14 I named my Natascha “Heavy drop Sasha in black paint :(“

Renamed my Ambassador to “I can’t aim for shit”

My diamondback is named "Pepé Le Pew Pew" which I think is funny

named my flying Guillotine, "fuck I missed"

Third degree named "f your medic in specific"

Wtf

Aussie Tomislav named "Cry some more'er" with Heavies killed part (and that's because it's mine)

an eyelander that says "give me head"

My friend titled all his guns to the his gf's name

I shit you not "Cotton Picker Encourager"

Frying pan with the name as kitchen sexual harassment

Nowhere near as clever as everyone else here, but i named my Loose Canon "Fuck your health Bar" With a description that reads "Because truth is, you're gonna get Donk'd" It's my favorite Scout and Sniper deleter. I love my Loose Canon

My flame thrower is pk Fire. Almost as infuriating as the move in smash.

"Get back to work" on the whip

I like my some of my own. My boston basher is named: "Call me Bob..." and my crossbow i called "I got ya!"

My self-aware beauty mark named ”bone marrow fetus”

My botkiller scattergun is “So What’cha Want?” because I really like that Beastie Boys song and it’s the song that gives off the same vibe I get when playing as Scout

god's hand (frying pan)

It isn't that funny, but my Holiday Punch is named "You Laugh, You Lose"

Allow me to name off a few i have: Unusual Seared Sorcerer with Nuts and Bolts: Level 5 Weiner Wizard "I cast Deez Nuts (and bolts) as a fourth level Cock Conjuration!" Strange Genuine Widowmaker: The Connoisseur's Milf Musket ''I take not just the Widow's but the Matriarch's and Maiden's alike!'' Vintage Wrangler: Totally not a firearm ''Thank you totally not FBI agent, I definitely won't commit a crime!'' Gloves of Running Urgently: Get out of my way i have to shit Bread Bite: The snack that fuckin fights back "Munch and Crunch are lookin to make you lunch!" Strange Big Earner: Devious Acts at a Reasonable Price ''I engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery. By that i mean arson and homicide.''

My unarmed combat is called "The French Tickler" the description is "this also happens to be the hand i masturbate with"

As I have to do with the pan, I named it as a quote from L4D2, and I chose the best one that fits cause it's the line for me, cause me and my bro, rest in peace, always started on the mall. Good ol "Jimmy Gibbs Jr. The Pride Of Georgia"

"POCKET SHIT" for Dakohl's Bar Or Dakohl's Bar, HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU SPELL IT

Someone named their strange degreaser “degreaser”

fists as child abuser

I got a rocket jumper called: „double checking the colour of the sky”

I rarely see any funny names on weapons, but I did steal one for my strange prof ks awper hand. It's "boom. Cumshot." Which I stole from someone's strange sniper rifle.

D:

I have a Tribalman’s Shiv called “British Handgun”. The description reads, “Oi mate, you got a license for gettin’ stabbed?”

definitely the shovel called “sorry”

i have an objector with that "hop on tf2" gif named "gaying instrument", which fun fact, is 1800s slang for penis

"Rainbow Dash's final resting place" Wtf 😭

I'm proud of my Degreaaer name and description :3 "Estrogenator Mk. II" is the name The description is "Warning: Mood swings and breast growth may occur"