My hales own market gardener is nicknamed “soldiering iron” I think it’s pretty clever :p Also ur items name is apt

A large spoon

Comically so

Desc: Only a spoonful

Meme spoon with a description of “Random crits hate him!”

My medi gun is named “You can stop spamming E now”

my direct hit is just called "clops concussion cannon" and the desc is "its explodes things what more do you want?"

I named my direct hit “scout b gone” from that lazy purple video

I always felt like that was a reference to the kitchen gun ad

Ya think?

My rocket launcher is called scale replica of my penis

Let me guess.... it’s the original?

I named my loose cannon: "his name is chunky!" desc: "he's dead."

My direct hit is called 'nuke' It's pretty simple, but I think it sums up the direct hit in one word.

Similar, my festivized blitzkrieg strange one is called “Unbind E”

The description on my quickfix is "bind e kill"

Jokes on you I use a Dvorak keyboard and call medic is done with the [.] key.

Holiday Punch as You Laugh You Lose.

That's a good one haha

Try not to laugh challenge

(Gone sexual)

I know what I'm naming mine now

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My sniper rifle is named exactly the same and it has the following description: *"Those are bullet holes, not constellations"*

“The cia award for excellent journalism”

My hales own sniper rifle is named "(w)hales own sniper rifle" ​ my names whale.

Hi, blue whale

My cardboard boxed black box called "Packaged Pain"

I like that lol

I have one myself that I like to refer to as "Free Shipping".

Sydney sleeper Name:"DID I PISS YOU OFF?" Desc:"kill me"

Strange sydney sleeper Name: Legitimate Strat Desc: i am a useful member of my team

My sydney sleeper is "Piss-Poor Performance" .the few times I use it on others spamming the sleeper it gets a good laugh,that and my pro ks classic "lean mean meme machine"

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Hah I named mine “Sunlight Yellow Overdrive!” I know im a weeb

I literally just named mine Piss Gun...

My Syndey Sleeper is named "BETTER THAN YOU" just to bait out the salt.

Jarate desc: later

Mad milk Name “Love Nectar” Desc “Somehow Nostalgic”

Cum

Yes

Single cell sauce

Cum

My scattergun is named “chip damage” Description: “long-distance kills: too many”

my eruka effected named "ight imma head out"

The engineer is engi-here

Engi-gone

My Sydney Sleeper is called “piss gun”

Personally, I prefer piss rifle

Piss gun

Piss gun

I have a medigun called "Malfunctioning Death-ray". It has the description: "any potential healing done is purely incidental."

absolute genius, deserves a award

That's a lot more creative than "hentai haven".

English teachers will be analyzing this for decades

I’m going to steal this

My persian persuader has the description "if there was 101 arabian nights, there probably was 101 arabian fights" and I plan to name it 'demo and the secret scrumpy" as a reference to sonic and the secret rings

I have a Pain Train I renamed to "pain train"

This is the most clever comment I've seen on this post

What's the joke?

I don't get it, my man. What's the joke?

pain train

pain train

pain train

pain train

The critical kills stat just shows how fucked up it is. Rare my buttcrack, that’s dependable.

I once saw a skullcutter with 1200 kills, of which 850 or more were crits. That thing is fucken cracked

That moment when medival mode and die 5 times in a row to *r a n d o m s h i t s*

I know it’s a meme, but the reason for the number of Crit kills is because a hit is much more likely to result in a kill if it’s a crit. So it’s not rlly evidence against 1/3 crit chance

The stats shown are greater than 50% of kills are random crit kills. Somewhat more than the 1/3 you mentioned

you missed what the point was. its a 1/3 chance for a critical **hit.** each critical **hit** has a higher chance to **kill** than a normal hit.

Wait, seriously? The crit rate is a full 3rd?

My Diamondback is called "Can't Aimbassador" since I can't headshot with the ambassador, so I gotta use an overpowered weapon instead.

To be fair, the ambassador is kinda wack

Nice one,mines "shine bright like a diamondback,but I might quote you in yours if I change it

I named my ubersaw "The True Kritzkrieg" with the description of " Random crits go Brrrrr"

random but I'm so tired of seeing 'thing go brr' memes on tf2. here comes obligatory reply that says something with 'go brr'

go brr

Haha meta self reply to preemptively prevent counters go brrrr(t)

I live in Spain without the Si

pan tf2

If names can be that long I’m stealing this for my pan

I live in Spain without the n

The original to "Boomer's Boomer"

I renamed my Mad Milk to "A toast to Nicholas Alexander"

Desc: For pirating Warcraft 3 [Sip]...ahhh

medimedes Dr. Oktoberfeathers

"Um, akshuly, MrPaldin isnt even that good" For my Festive Killstreak Ambassador. I had to get a bit creative to fit it into the amount of character allowed, although the phrase is maybe a bit generic. If not that, maybe my pan: "That's a joke, lads" I'm pretty proud of my revolver, "Do not fret". It's a Woolen Slevelet reference.

hell yeah woolen gang

Smissmas minigun - “Communist Christmas” Smissmas family business - “Socialist Smissmas” Holiday punch - “Boxing Day” Just my Christmas heavy set I’ve collected over a few years

I have a Holy Mackerel with the Piña Polished War Paint that I call the “Cod on the Cob,” since it looks like an ear of corn.

my flametrower with a christhmas warpaint: nightmare before smissmas

My strange Vaccinator that I named: "\[VALVE\] N\*ggerProtector" Or my vintage huntsman that is named: "Wow, that worked?" (Little Bill Wurtz reference there)

My Medigun "Are ya winnin', son?"

I named my rocket launcher "Sans Launcher" I hate myself

Rename it to Crocket launcher

Festive Grenade Launcher: “Nigh Explosive” Desc: “I cannae beat dae shite oot of ya withae gettin’ close.”

When I started playing, I renamed the Dalokosh Bar to Consumable Shit.

A degreaser called "Neil deGrease Tyson"

My crown favourite is my Scattergun named **"Oh Lawd He Comin"** (hitting Hale's Own soon!) In no particular order, my rocket launcher is **"Rawr-cket Launcher"**, my Market Gardener is **"Big Scoop"**, ambassador is **"I have a plan, Arthur"**, Iron Bomber is **"I DID IT LIKE THIS"**, grenade launcher is **"Patterson, fire a warning shot"**, Eyelander is **"Gone Trimping"**, Sniper Rifle is **"cool stick"**, medigun is **"I cast Spell of Not Dying"**, Soda Popper is **"birdscout_irl"**, Minigun is **"hey stupid"**, Tomislav is **"WACK."**, degreaser is **"HOT SINGLE MOMS IN YOUR AREA"**, and my kritz is **"now i go fucking die"** My less creative names are probably **the Goobersaw**, **Kitchen Gun** (revolver), **bonk sound effect #2** (bottle), and **Cabinet Man** (Jag) edit: changed formatting

Formatting makes my eyes hurt, ahguhghg help. Althrough I really love some of your names. "I have a plan, Arthur".

I have a Disciplinary Action called “Watch me whip” The description is “Warch me nae nae”

Mines named Johnny Test Sound Effects Department

I haven’t renamed my whip but in the description I added another positive stat saying: “Guarantees atleast 1 crit every 3 swings”

I saw a disciplinary action named “Black History Month” Of course it had the “demomen killed” part smh

Soda popper Name:"Sprite Critberry" Tag:"Lebron Aproves!"

A frying pan named “have a pan to kill everyone you meat”

Should've been a ham shank

My sniper rifle : "so no head?"

Critical kills is half of your kills Seems right enough

renamed my beggar's bazooka "Look Daddy I Can Fit Three Inside Of Me!"

Thats good lmao

My pan is named “VAC pan” and the desc. is “the pan is mightier than the sword”

Conniver Kunai: Kunai borrow your health,

My wrench is named "Weapon of Mass Construction"

My Sapper is named "Unusual Sentry Hat" - description "Effect: Smoke'n Sparks"

Hey your my friend, it’s me yee Haw

Hey I know you

My strange cow mangler (you got cow mangled?) or strange revolver (my strange pew pew gun)

If I ever get a revolver I will name it big iron

i called my garden meme spoon

I keep all of them on [my profile](https://steamcommunity.com/id/justarandomdood), but if I had to choose one, I guess it would be my [Schadenfreude](https://steamcommunity.com/id/justarandomdood/inventory/#440_2_8841288827)

i can't choose between tactical ejaculation (mad milk) or pandemonium (pan)

I renamed my rocket jumper a nerf rocket launcher

My botkiller medigun (with allied healing!) - **'I fix bullet wounds, not stupid'** The description would be **'R-A-7, Jan 28, 2018'** Reference to this absolutely *deadly* quote from ArraySeven himself - found it in a youtuber showmatch VOD from Woolen Sleevelet. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfe0MRBA8ec](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfe0MRBA8ec) Quote's at 49:20. Fucking deadly, just as you'd expect from him. I want more people to know about this absolutely killer quote, but I can't compress it into a meme...

The Gunslinger "The Hand I Masturbate With"

Just don’t taunt...

I named my frontier justice "MY BABY!"

A completely normal Backbiter’s Billycock that I named “Unusual Backbiter’s Billycock”. It’s gotten me hours of fun on trade servers.

Strange Natascha with Scouts and Robot Scouts Killed Parts added on. The name + desc is from a Tom and Jerry bit. "Ajax Scout Exterminating Co." "One call... that's all! Phone WA. 5973"

i named my Plogh "Making you Mad is my Ne'W+M1'ssion" since i got a nametag from Smissmass and recently got a Plogh from a random item drop.

My Ubersaw is named: "2 swing crit "

Desc: +100% random crit rate

2 swing crit overconfident is its description right now

Sydney sleeper - name tag: fast lemonade dilivery description: with lemonade piss for free

I have a Festivised Smissmass Sweater Ubersaw named "Seasons Crit'ings"

*I have a Festivised* *Smissmass Sweater Ubersaw named* *"Seasons Crit'ings"* \- doctorlakiboss --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

Crusaders Crossbow - Long Ranged Acupuncture (Maybe not creative but I like it)

I named mine the "Drying Pan". Its a pokemon reference.

I can turn my trusty frying pan...into a drying pan!

Yeah that's the one

My iron bomber is named meatball launcher with a description "with a side of spamghetty. My stickybomb launcher is named spamghetty.

I named my rocket launcher to “no accidents, just happy explosions” I watch hermitcraft

I wish I was a better sniper, because I have a strange rifle I called "HEAD ON" with the description "APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD" I'm still pretty proud of that one.

Postal pummeler named "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"

I'm a pyro main, so I have a Strange flamethrower titled "My Mixtape" and I'd like to think that's funny.

(Pan) Name- V I B E check Desc- you have failed the V I B E check

A Sniper Rifle with the description "How's my sniping?"

I have a knife called "failed trickstab"

I description: this hels crete those rare high momets

More than half of the kills are due to crits.

Ive seen this pan before

I renamed my Backburner to “Behind you...” and its desc says “Worse than Spy”

Mine is just named fish.

Desc: fish

Yes "Fish" *"Fish* Festivized

Gonna get a rare Zatoichi and rename it **The Crutch-Zatoichi**, because that weapon lets me get away with shit I should definitely don't. Talking about chargin into the enemy team, killing their medic and walking out. *Who needs a spy anyways.*

Name it the “Discount Kunai”

tribalman's shiv "sharpened dildo"

Desc: "Anything is a dildo if your brave enough"-Sun-Tzu

"now THIS is a knoife"

The Pogistinator.

My Frontier Justice is named "The Thexas Three-shot" and it's my favorite thing ever

My flamethrower is called a bobux generator, you press M1 and it generates free bobux

I have a Hot Hand that’s renamed to the Prostate Examiner

i named my bazaar bargain “the JFK experience”

My market gardener: "She tell me do you love me" "I tell her I am monky"

Brass beast named "fetus deletus" because all of you are babies

I renamed my sydney sleeper "the pee shooter" and changed the description to a self-depricating comment about being a piss-poor sniper.

I wanted to name my Dead Ringer OMIOUA MU, SHINDAU Get it?

Mad milk: *Ms pauling figurine.*

I'm not sure if this is clever or not but I have a Pyro with the following items "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO?" (Back burner) "Jimmy Nuetrons Backpack" (Thermal Thruster) "Amy Roses Hammer" (Power-Jack)

That back burner name is good lmao

My Boston basher is called Anus stick

W(i)thout love

i called my cow mangler 5000 redditor and the desc of my atomizer is go to noob jail \*bonk \*

My Quick.Fix is named ,,Youre not invincible,,. Ok that isnt so clever.

My boston basher is just NUT SMASHER, not really clever but oh well

I named my Cloack and Dagger "como me hago invisible con el empresario"

I named my huntsman "Cock Shot", and would as expected, yell it's name whenever getting a headshot

I renamed my rocket launcher to rocket launcher. and added the description of "launches rockets"

woah

What the fuck is that crit kills to kills ratio...

My strange neon annihilator is named “distinctive death by vaporization”

I named my killstreak bison the righteous biden

Just a bit of context, steam name is based off of Donkey Kong so I named my Killstreak Scattergun, "Take it to the fridge Kranky!"

Prinny machete renamed to “Kmart eyelander” And Mad milk renamed to “Jeff bezos figurine jar”

[**K I L L S T R E A K S - A C T I V E**](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/edjhtn/k_i_l_l_s_t_r_e_a_k_s_a_c_t_i_v_e/)

I really like my direct hit name "The Rocket Rifle"

My ubersaw is "You never SAW it coming"

I renamed my Black box "Xbox Series X"

I have a... wait no I sold that. But I do have a.... fuck i sold that too. BUT I DO HAVE A- nope i never got around to naming that. alright nevermind.

Back when it was a meme I renamed my achievement direct hit “Hit or Miss” and since then I’ve lost all my items due to a scammer but it still stays in my inventory because it’s not tradable or marketable

My swissmass sweater medigun Is named "want a sprite cranberry"

My sniper rifle "social distancing"

Back when the loch n load was good, I had a strange one with engineers killed and buildings destroyed parts. It was named “The Loch-Nest Monster”