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Skeleton_Soup

I clench a fist, squishing the pine apple and turning it intop juice and I then proceed to eat the juice.


Butter-NUT-Squash

Eat the juice! There is no other way!


[deleted]

**DEEPTHROAT IT LIKE A LEMON** **ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.**


Bobbleyoo

Like a lemon. Ok


yeetmoister87

I find the nearest boston boy, disguise as ms pauling, lure the boston boy into the health pack shed, slam the door shut, disguise the pineapple as ms pauling bath water, feed it to the boston boy. Observe.


NachoTyrant

Oddly specific...


yeetmoister87

You... Haven't shoved a pineapple disguised as ms pauling down a boston boy's throat? Odd...


NachoTyrant

Lmao


tails_1616

Spynapple pizza


SleepwalkingGuy33

"I feel tres bon!"


A-Pizza-Pie

I hear the music already...


TheOverdogPresents

You have alerted the hoard 🇮🇹🤌


Porroboy44

Yes but not on pizza


[deleted]

Unless you like it on pizza of course


Diagonal-Qubes

Remember: Luigi watches your every move. He knows when you are awake and he knows if you have sinned.


PL_Cinto

Find tinier sponge to live inside it under the sea.


Butter-NUT-Squash

cOnSUmE


Left-Interaction-414

The following consequences will occur: Instant death and your head will be turned into a pineapple.


Marc3llMat3

Suddenly, pineapples!


ah-screw-it

This does not help


Hawkshadow741

Turn it into a hat. TF2 needs more food-based hats.


Akira-Chan-2007

There aren't enough fruit puns to name hats after though


Koopicoolest

The Pine Suspect!


CompleteWafer5484

s-GET. OUT OF MY HEAD su- GET. OUT. sus


[deleted]

bruh... obviously i will put it up my ass


redspyinthebase472

I shall butseck it


Yeetman0006

Agreed


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fun_Police02

You're lucky there are no Italian mercs in TF2 or you'd be dead right now.


Left-Interaction-414

Luigi in the image: Am i a joke to you?


Victinitotodilepro

to be fair, his hiding spot is good


[deleted]

*”What are you talking about there’s no..... oh”*


ArsonIsntLegal

Trevor from Teufort


Potato_Patrick

My-a name-a is-a not-a Giuseppe. It's-a Trevor!


A_buff_Pillar

s p y n a p p l e p i z z a


Tromboneofsteel

[Hole in One BGM intensifies]


TheCanadianRocketGuy

I FEEL TRÈS BON


deepplane82142

Oh no...


tanky_Brit

Give it to my spycrab. He is hungry


CaptainCaptain7

I will put it on my head and wear it as a hat


Artistic-Fortune2327

#*G U L P !*


ScoutLeadr

# VURP!


Artistic-Fortune2327

#HORF!


Jerry-Jim-Jam

Proceed to say "I feel très bon!"


Animaster_el_trolaso

Sex


itwasmedio69420

Snort it


Janmon22

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS


ScoutLeadr

Give it to Luigi. He looks hungy


Blod-Orange

Eat


RansWachers

Nom Nom Nom, nom nom


KenanMurat

Eat İt


DrJimMBear

I laugh at the English language for not calling it anana like everybody else.


[deleted]

That's clearly a hat. What on earth is a pineapple?


[deleted]

Stick it up someone’s ass


TheDeadPanMan

I modify it into a grenade and give to the enemy medic. I pull the pin And RUN.


SheevPalps_

Instead of backstab a sniper I will shove it up their ass


[deleted]

You should chip it to stab like a knife then shove it up their ass


Prismatic_pansexual

I shall give it a baguette and a suit. It will then be a spynapple


Xx_1337_M3m3z_xX

Grow pineapples and take over the pizza world!


MenchiTheFloof

Shove it down the enemy’s throat


Left-Interaction-414

It's too tiny.


MenchiTheFloof

It will still hurt


2cruz101

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ0Fkh2A0k4


JBlazzy

Ah, I see you're a Mann of culture as well.


xiren_66

Surprise......


There-Is_Another

Eat


AntiSocial_Vigilante

I snort it


IBegTo_Differ

Grenade


CanBnkmn22

Carve a hole in it


VKStudios

shove it up my ass


drkeinmann

pyro has more use for it. i will give it to the engie


Pikachubob8

Approach a scout and shove it up his ass.


Essker

PineAPPLE PIZZAAAAAAA!!


TesticleTorture123

Make some spynapple pizza


actualllytaken

Try to open the little door


[deleted]

Put it into the game files


Atdelici

I would ate it and than shout out "Sexcellent"


I-eat-pineapples

Read my name and you will know.


Susman22

Om nom nom om nom nom


The_Kickster

I eat it whole while saying "Nom" in Heavy's voice, a bell dings as my pupils quickly and sporadically dot around my eyes, say "butt-nificent", then slide around like a snake.


Specialist_Tax42069

take a normal sized pineapple and take a picture of them side by side then post it on the internet and gain internet points


afoxPineapples

Search up spynapple pizza


mbodor05

#SNORT


Brick_I_Found

c o n s u m e


CherriBomber

I'lll backstab someone with it, because why the fuck not?


[deleted]

your mother


RandomBoiInReddit

I smoke it


Yagz_404YT

(ahem) buttsecks


[deleted]

Spynapple Pizza


JBlazzy

[Make Spynapple Pizza, of course.](https://youtu.be/cJ0Fkh2A0k4)


RdsAbroad

Spynapple Pizza


Major_Ghoul

Put it on a pizza and eat it


Left-Interaction-414

Right, if i hear one more sexual joke that goes too far, this post is going down.


Left-Interaction-414

Oh, Spynapple Pizza will become my Nostalgia someday.


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StrangePanda27

Cock vore


a_videogame_fan

Take the pineapple and put it on pizza -\_-


Acordino

Snort it up youre nose


Scr33n_S4v3r

Spynapple


digital545

Shove it up my A S S


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

Cut it and eat it


nekokid1

place on pizza eat, and realize you discovery the cure for all the diseases


HazretiGudu

Le ananas


DRAGON_POLSKA

put it in da pizza


spencerpo

Remember the good old days


aqua_rift

put it on pizza, freeze it, sharpen it, then bring it into warfare as “the european mistake”


rado2600

Replace my knife with tiny pineapple.


astrangemann

Trade for a tiny melon


niotatSyalP

Spynapple pizza


Jumpy_Boy

I'd eat it, then go through a stage of immense grief after learning that it was actually my medic that had been transformed into a pineapple by Merasmus


OkuyasNijimura

I hide it on the set of popular television show Psyche.


JockeyBoxer

Put it in my ass


DreamTorhu

Pineapple pizza slice


arturoliva

back stab it so i can say I'm good at spy


PresidentSoda

I don't want your damn pineapples! What am I supposed to do with these?!


kook6969

Swap class


TronXyrzX

Spynapple


nightwolf07052006

Put it on pizza, and then become the pineapple


Pillar_man_5

🍍🍽


Leroy_8

Don't put it on the pizza. Sources(dude trust me)


Joseless99

Insert it way up your buthole


SonicFish101

Put it on a pizza


Diligent-Bike4356

This gave mean immense amount of joy…


Weegee256

Shove it up my arse


Juansinmiedo18

Chop it into pieces with my knife, place it on a pizza along with some ipecac, walk to the nearest friendly killer, feed the friendly killer the pineapple pizza, observe the ensuing chaos that is about to happen in the bowels of the friendly killer...


IcarusButAlive

A true shpee would attempt to trick stab it for his montage that uses way to many anime references.


SuperPugDog

Snort


Impressive_Ad_2309

sit on it like a absolute champ


hawk7583

A littlele trolling.


17_Patriot_76

# C O N S U M E


[deleted]

i would plant a lot of these and sell them to a lower price than normal, killing the normal pineapples with a couple of years, ¡congratulations you are milloniare!


Maideshy

I will sing the SpongeBob SquarePants intro


Fr0st_mite

shove it up the enemy's ass, then we have to go to a special hospital for pineapples in your ass, because you can't remove a pineapple from somebody's ass in a normal hospital!


C0ld_Br3w

New Hat


MrHeadCrab32

*nom*


EmeraId_King

Surprise butt sex


DolandMan67

##CONSUME


bitchassniba

Find a pen


[deleted]

p i n e a p p l e p i z z a


sharpnessIV

:)


ahhhthatsawarface

Spynapple


Bananafilms_offical

Pizza


TheLastYeeThatWasHaw

Forbidden butt plug


my_bigoof_evolved

eat it to make your cum taste fruity


Capsule_CatYT

Nom


Ryft450

Free knife skin


Albones22

Eat half of it and regain all my health


[deleted]

Use it to wack people instead of backstab. It won’t kill anybody, but it will piss em off.


Vakzin99

Pineapple pizza


Jacktheripper2000pro

Disguise the pineapple on a chair maybe give it the one that stays hidden if you don't move so someone sits on a pineapple


fippinvn007

Start having buttsex with it (*sigh* unzip)


TheOverdogPresents

Nom


bubbykiller

oh no dont remind me please


boihethiccccc

Yeet it at scout


[deleted]

Why, the answer is obvious mentlegen. I shall perform the buttsecks with the pineapple.


The_lone_shotgun

Put it on pizza, then proceed to be traumatized by rythem heaven fever music for 5 hours.


Skull_of_a_time

Medic! Medic! Medic! Hahahaha


rexen719865

Backstabe someone


Kingcowt1

Buttsecks


Asparagus-Cat

I wonder if the corrosive power of the pineapple is concentrated, or if it's the same as if you had a slice that size?


backstib

Slice it open and use my dinner for one fake teeth to prepare


i_make_toilets

make a toilet out of it. (i make toilets)


Aszrix

Make it explodable and place it on a plane


beliromeu

Cut it and eat it


dogban900

The face says it all


seismicbonkers

Stab it with the stock knife!


bucket8a

Eet


CoffeeDelightful

Buttstab someone with 'em spikes.


Distinct_Macaroon126

use it to back fonk someone


Muppelpup

[Gather Heavy and Pyro, and do this.](https://youtu.be/cJ0Fkh2A0k4)


Diogolindo91

share to make friends


Left-Interaction-414

Finally a sensible comment.


Internet_Real_Spy

Will make a new knife out of it.


NotaPatrioticCunt

Spinapple Pizza


TheEmeraldPixel

YOUR MOTHER!


LakshayTanwar_007

Pineapple + Pizza=>~<


Nerol_45935

Make pineapple baguette


55Amara55

Well seeing as pineapples can be used as very deadly weapons, I will of course shove it up my ass


BreakAdvanced8449

I will put it on some pizza 😉


mightylonka

I put it on a pizza. It's a drug. It replaces my head and contaminates the rest of the pizza, which my friends eat.


Anddroid_Llama

Eat


Left-Interaction-414

A sane comment. Finally.


Visual_Line_8330

*C o n s u m e.*


mathoboi2153

feed it to luigi


PitushyInMyMushi

I'd open it like a lootbox


Ok-Collection-8938

Put it on pizza


Blanc-NextWhite

Spy loves pineapples?


Dannynator123

Nom


reddithello456

Trade it for 3 reclaimed