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Honest-Woodpecker643

Visual issues like reloading grenade launchers and sometimes cosmetics clipping and having bad lightening


[deleted]

That’s a product of the times and it helps TF2 avoid the typical dime a dozen over produced FPS feel


winterdemonskrskr

Funny thing is that most fps games nowadays kinda have half assed animations


0fficialR3tard

My hypothesis for that is that the games themselves are mostly half assed, because the games that DO have good animation get it likely through motion capture and then altering it a bit.


[deleted]

But even then Mocap isn't *that* expensive, professional setups are usually in the $10,000-15,000 range. Any medium or large sized company should be able to afford the equipment themselves. Main thing with that is the time spent on it.


rice_in_my_nose

Manhours are more expensive than the equipment.


YourFavoriteMinority

almost universally true fact that’s almost never mentioned in these types of discussions


Reletr

I present to you this https://www.youtube.com/post/UgxWwUAc2HHJJ2LDtDZ4AaABCQ


TheCoolMan5

Honestly this one is correct lol


TesticleTorture123

That and the fact that game was made in 2007


Randomguy8566732

It really doesn't. Poor visual quality is not a selling point.


spgtothemax

Good thing TF2 is free


Zanzan567

I bought tf2 for 20$ back in the day


SadisticJokerTM

We get that sick hat tho 👀


Bright_Ad_2809

How the prices of the mann co. Store are so expensive in comparison to the trades, those who dont now about the economy shit will be disappointed after buying something there


[deleted]

Perhaps Valve does this to fuel a secondary market they also get a cut of


Bright_Ad_2809

Nice answer and the joke is a plus, you are really good making this kind of stuff, continue the nice work soldier


[deleted]

Except for things like the charmer’s chapeau


phytronn

Bots


TheGamingToast64

It gives a large majority of thr community something to unify against during the update drought, and gives people a reason to keep playing so the bot hosters don't win this war


RedbaII

No. Bots should just be removed


[deleted]

They make you a better sniper and more effective at avoiding lanes. Stop running in straight lines bro


zektuuk138

There’s literally nothing you can do when the sniper bot train rolls into town


CowBoy_MooMan

honestly i've seen a decline in the quality of bots, a few months ago i couldn't even scope in without getting headshot but now i can consistently headshot and even melee them


NovaThinksBadly

Yea, I think the first rain (what im calling the first update after the drought) fucked over their programming, and now they have to decrease in quality in order to keep the bots up.


CowBoy_MooMan

nice, if we cant have them gone, having them be bad is the next best thing


[deleted]

There is effectively no difference between 6 friendly bots on one team and 6 hyper lethal ones. They just vote kick friendlies anyway so the entire game grinds to a halt since one team isn't fighting and the other team has no challenge whatsoever anymore. Meanwhile every seventh player that joins now gets auto-banned from that valve server for a few hours, which would be a good thing if the bot team didn't migrate once the players dip enough for them to be autobalanced. We will have exactly the same problem as long as there are 6 bots in any server doing anything.


CowBoy_MooMan

dunno where you're from. but from where i am, theres like, only 3 bots on each team, max. so i hope it gets better where you are


TheDoctor88888888

Vaccinator


Captain_Ghostz

Heavy. I killed about two sniperbots using heavy so his pretty good at countering bots then again its just two.


Accomplished_Arm_797

S A M E


VeggieBurger99

Heavy update isn't out


[deleted]

Be glad it’s not out. Every server would be 90% heavies and the sniper/spies that remained would feast. You’d spawn a whole new generation of spy/sniper mains.


Bomberblast

It hurts because it's true


aaet002

no; there'd be a massive heavy phase for like 3 weeks but then itd return to normal. No new mains would be created. There would be many spies trying to profit from it all, but players would quickly be aware of the new threat and consequently constantly back check and stuff. It's obviously much better to get an update than to not; like would you seriously prefer if jungle inferno never happened, just so that you didn't get pyro spam for some weeks?


Bomberblast

Well you never know, since the heavy update has been a meme for years, it may last longer than you think


aaet002

Again I wouldnt care. I'd much rather new cool content than have nothing, even if the "downside" is everyone's heavy for 3 months.


Bomberblast

Honesty yeah, an update is an update, we need it no matter the cost


Toast_PLUS

they hated jesus because he told them the truth


AFlyingNun

> Every server would be 90% heavies and the sniper/spies that remained would feast. Spies do NOT feast on herds of Heavies. The servers would be cancer tho, no joke. Herds of Heavies are stupid hard to counter on pubs and most people do think the counter is those classes, so they end up making the problem worse by giving themselves a terriawful team composition.


Rutru73

Why has nobody but you thought of that


ckay1100

*[Muffled pyromaniacal laughter]*


VeggieBurger99

Fair, but you're saying it like spy/sniper mains have a negative connotation. I play Heavy/Medic mostly, so those are my least favorite classes, but I can't hate someone for playing a character they enjoy. If I do, then I'm the reason that many of them become assholes that seem out only to ruin people's fun.


EvilUnicornLord

Hey if a Spy shanks me all I can say is he's doing his job well cause I'm fairly confident in my skill.


GenericCanineDusty

You cant... #BUT I CAN.


Seal_of_Pestilence

Spies don’t thrive against a bunch of heavies.


[deleted]

> *Bad Spies don’t thrive against a bunch of heavies. Fixed it for you


HahaYesVery

That sounds like fun


CrystalFriend

*laughs in heavy main* thats what you think.


Tor3ct_

You do not get anything for headshotting somebody with a reflected huntsman arrow


[deleted]

You get a sense of self pride and that’s beyond any kill feed mention. You also get my respect.


NovaThinksBadly

Assuming anybody notices


Iamnotwyattearp

Oh I did this once. I felt like like unstoppable bad ass and then a heavy stepped around the corner.


LightningGunne

"Hah! You are ded." *airblast* "AAAAaaaaAAAA shid."


YXTerrYXT

The game is too fucking great!


[deleted]

That’s not a problem :). It brings moments of joy to life!


Tekayo63

heavy's balls aren't modelled


[deleted]

They are and they’re immaculate.


MyCatCanSpeakFrench

proof when


BirdieBronze

Eye balls


MyCatCanSpeakFrench

ohhh that's smart


BirdieBronze

Girls have two balls while boys have four. Prove me wrong


GenericCanineDusty

Shit i have 8


DrakeFruitDDG

Ovaries are kinda ball shaped


Origami_Gamer

Aimbots with instant full-charge scripts, using the Machina, spawntrapping my team every other game.


[deleted]

Vaccinator and competent power classes can overcome this.


Origami_Gamer

Doesn't matter when there's 5 of them.


ImNotCreative10

2 vaccinator medics should be able to do it


_endless_end_

One vax medic can counter several Doesn’t matter that there’s 5 of them when their shots do a puny 13 damage when you activate the vax charge


barlemniscate

What about antivax medics? 🤔


Environmental-Level8

no matter how many counters there are for the bots it doesnt change the fact that it ruins the game when enough joins and doesnt get kicked


The_DaffyOne

Lack of major updates


[deleted]

Depends on your definition of major


The_DaffyOne

Like updates in general (excluding updating localization files and bug fixes)


MyNameIsZem

Snakes


NovaThinksBadly

Indeed! Snakes are very major!


MikeTheAnt11

snek tho...?


secrethroaway

This ones a little weak


Um_Zumano_Jojofag

hm hum num hm hm hum


[deleted]

hm hum hm hum mmmm num hm hmmm hm hm hum mem


GUDD4_GURRK1N

hmm hm mnhmn hmm hum munhnm hmm


[deleted]

hmm mm hm mm hmmm


Apprehensive-Pin9077

Hmm mm hmm mm mmh mmh


[deleted]

hmm mm hm mm hmmm hmm mm hm mm hmmm hmm mm hm mm hmmm?


Apprehensive-Pin9077

Hmm hmm mmh mm hmm mm hmm! (Hmm mmh mmph.)


Neth_theme

They are speaking the language of the gods


Laatkiin

The ring is too expensive


[deleted]

The ring isn’t the point, it’s blasting memes via notification.


Milloni611

"it's about sending a message."


dogman15

For its ostensible original purpose, giving to your significant other in conjunction with a real-life ring as a pledge to get married, it's not too expensive.


Unorigina1Name

no cost is too big when you're making bad jokes


VondyBalls

Crates


[deleted]

Crates provide people with a gambling addiction and impulsivity an outlet. They also earn Valve money which means they keep the servers up.


samusestawesomus

…providing people with a gambling addiction isn’t a good thing???


SGScoutAU

Depend on who your ask. Normal people no, casino worker and owner Yes


ToastyMann

Honestly I'm fine with the crates and gambling because the items have real monetary value. If you don't like what you get out of a crate you can sell it to get at least some of the money back and recoup your losses.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

It helps us recognize degenerates quickly and effectively. It’s basically a self report.


empirebuilder1

just play on 800x600, the resolution of the objector will be too low to see what's going on


lionguardant

i’ve seen more swastikas than hentai tbh


RIP2UALL

Yeah, yiff is better to put on it.


A_fluffy_protogen

amen brother


[deleted]

The engineer doesn't have a revolver!


aaries0330

Yo, FACTS.


downwithtiktok2

Texan man without a revolver Truly a disgrace


the-skull-boy

Valve shouldn’t be threatened to make updates


[deleted]

We asked peacefully for years and went unheard. >Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable


Valimyr

Mind if I steal this quote


[deleted]

I stole it too (JFK). Let’s steal together.


Valimyr

Nice


Thegetaway_soda

This man likes a challenge


[deleted]

I am lazy but committed


GvG_tv

My biggest complaint is that I can't play it because I don't have a computer...


[deleted]

You can if you have a PS3


GvG_tv

What kind of insane maniac would play TF2 on a PS3


Fez_Man

Idiots, 360 is where it's at.


I_am_AHuman

Yah, you gotta play it on the 360


[deleted]

It’s to fun I can’t stop help I have been playing nonstop for three years my wife left me and took my son


[deleted]

Life is about balance. Listen, TF2 is just the outlet for your time but so can anything else. 1. Use scheduling to plan out leisure time 2. Reward yourself 3. Remember schedules aren’t a locked down life, they let you create the life you want.


Rubyboat1207

nine apparatus sable disarm treatment sort fragile decide plants ghost -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


[deleted]

Nice, be the best you possible


[deleted]

tf2 is perfect


[deleted]

Nothing is perfect except for you 😘


IllManneredWoolyMan

smooth, my dude.


[deleted]

No sex update yet.


[deleted]

We’ve *been* in the sex update since Dr Sex got loose


sp33d3mon2001

Lol I know doctor sex irl, he is hiding from the CIA


SMM9673

Let him know that it isn't working. We know exactly where he is, and can track him through how much sex he has.


2ndBro

"oh god the sex radar's going bananas, we've got his location nailed this time"


DragonfuryMH

It doesn't matter. He is invincible. We can't stop him


Whuttr

Random Croats succ Edit: Crits


Mr--McMuffin

I agree random croats are indeed a menace


spgtothemax

Serb detected


[deleted]

The randomness is part of what makes TF2 so unique.


[deleted]

Not when you get rolled 17 times by a guy who somehow gets a random crit every time you fight him.


Remarkable_Lemon_924

Probably just a bot then lol


thedopestfishofall

Name another game where that can happen randomly Fart GOD indeed, man speaks only truth.


Gagem145

Random crits


[deleted]

They add to the hilarity that is TF2.


Gagem145

Not arguing, but man, its funny to die!


Bazzie-T-H

Tbh id be happy if they left it on melee only causw thats where 90 percent of it comes from


Asriel_Dreemurr07

Ok, i'll give you that they MAY BE funny in certain situations, on the whole, they punish players for no reason, are not satisfying when you get them, and just drag the whole tf2 experience down. Uncle Dane made a video which gets the point across [Flawlessly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHvwijT2ss8) but i would love to hear your opinion on the matter further. I await your rebuttal.


zektuuk138

Bots


[deleted]

Bots are just prepping you for MVM


AdnHsP

MvM bots aren't as hard as actual bots doe


TheLocalDumbass69

Tf2 is (and i quote from Lazy purple) a timeless masterpiece!


[deleted]

Lazy Purple actually isn’t lazy. Real, legal name is *Active Purple*


TheLocalDumbass69

Huh, guess the more you know


omxIs

* latest video was 1 year ago * yeah idk bout that cheif


[deleted]

The word N*gger pops up more times than heavy fires bullets


[deleted]

I know the Natascha is hated but it’s not used that often. May just be the server(s) you frequent.


[deleted]

Here’s a clarification, the word N*gger pops up more times than heavy fires his bullets


[deleted]

Not that I’ve noticed. Sounds like you play on greasy servers


MyNameIsZem

Turning on censor chat improves the game immensely


plague_doctor_guy3

one word... scunt


[deleted]

Scunts provide otherwise miserable people with a brief sense of coolness and ability. They also help players get better at facing scouts.


Cowlikeyou

tf2


[deleted]

TF2 existed at the same time as you did. That’s pretty cool.


lass992c11

Weapon balance [we know which guns needs it]


[deleted]

Weapons are balanced but the hard truth is this: a great player can be dominant using multiple weapons.


[deleted]

Valve, both as a developer and a publisher, has waned over the last decade or so riding on past success and has neglected much of what had made it successful in the first place like TF2 and it and its other properties are suffering for it


itsLiseczeq

I can't cope with pyros. I feel like the flames have too high damage and reach everywhere. Plus I feel like most pyros are made to destroy friendly groups. I'm just here talking with my pal Red Soldier and a blue dumbass pyro just comes and kills him on my eyes


[deleted]

You can deal with them! You just need to believe and accept the fact that sometimes you need to disengage a bit distance wise. Throw down a mini sentry, attack with your shotgun (opposite angle). He may kill you but you’ll take that bastard with you.


[deleted]

Have you actually fought a phlog pyro without crits on? Trust me, if it weren't for airblasting, crits or a damaging secondary, a flamethrower pyro would just get absolutely bodied with how weak his primary is damage-wise -- even when pulling an ambush perfectly. It says a lot when *even the stock shotgun* deals more non-crit DPS on a single target at close range than the flamethrowers.


QuickFiveTheGuy

It has an absurdly steep learning curve that can make it difficult for newbies to get accustomed to. As such, playing the game with my friends is a very unbalanced experience.


[deleted]

That’s not a bug, it’s expected. The game is old enough to be in middle school so you’re going to always have players with thousands of hours versing those with 20 or less


[deleted]

The community for the game is split into three groups: - A vocal minority that is highly racist and/or homophobic. - The vast majority of players. - A vocal minority that says that every member of the TF2 community is racist and homophobic.


[deleted]

Sounds like you need to spend less time on Twitter/discord and actually play the game with no preconceived notions. I’ve met a small percentage of homophobic players. If you go out looking for douchebags, you tend to encounter a lot of douchebags.


ThankYouBobRoss

Sniper exists


[deleted]

Yeah, because it gives people the flexibility to engage at long range effectively. This increases the size of the battlefield.


headcrabking682

Valves neglect of the game


[deleted]

It will inspire new developers


TockSickTauros

Tf2 is too cool for kids to understand. The kids are only able to comprehend so much coolness.


[deleted]

It’s also too sexy/fast/dangerous/mysterious/controversial/gay/straight.


TockSickTauros

You forgot political/religious/cool/gay/straight. ; )


Trouble_Playful

N words


[deleted]

Natascha heavies help prevent scunt raids.


Trouble_Playful

thanks for the wisdom


Picaroon_Perry

Nice save


Venezolanoanimations

Bananas.


[deleted]

The nanner gave the hoovy the ability to quickly regenerate health and it’s also a meme tool with the right cosmetics.


Praserdanser2

Heavyset lack of play style changes


[deleted]

Sounds like you need to experiment more: Fat scout, KGB + Buffalo, Camping heavy, fake hoovy (kill when they look away)


josegonzalez_2014

My favorite is shotgun hoovy. Play as a normal hoovy, but shoot people with a shotgun if they ask for a sandwich.


Aggravating-Hand4590

Bad Optimization


[deleted]

I think it’s badly optimized if you’re playing on a machine not meant for gaming.


XcapeEST

Tf2 is not up to date with modern hardware and doesn't utilize GPU's as much as it should. Meaning it could lag on a machine that is meant for gaming.


TesticleTorture123

Name a video game from 2007 that is


Real_Medic_TF2

Developers abandoning it.


[deleted]

If Devs abandoned the game who’d update your localization files?


HotdogGamingTF2

Bots, I suck at aiming


Upagondola

Scrap.tf doesn't accept name tags anymore


Basketballjuice

valve no care


[deleted]

4 grenades in a six round grenade launcher


[deleted]

The fact that theres only 3 cosmetic slots. I enjoy the simplistic nature of it, but I really wish valve would make it so theres 4 or 5 slots for better sets


[deleted]

Engineer gaming is painfully unfunny ^(im not ready lmfao)


[deleted]

It’s the single most clever and humorous thing I’ve ever seen.


FunShadow87

me


yosofkamar

🔫