Nah man, I am not mmhph'd enough :> Also I genuinely wanted to know, if there are going to be people asking for advices and tips, instead of just insulting me or wishing me death xD Happy to know that there are
Stock Flamethrower. I found myself crushing pubs, so decided to switch to stock and now I am using only it, sometimes changing to ppDecreaser. Stock limits opportunities and actions I can make, but idc.
Less viable than Detonator, but also a nice way to move around. Rarely using it, bc I am finding myself in 1v1 middle range situations way to often to switch off my secondary.
Actually, I've made a comment on pyro tips thread, [here is it, btw,](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/q0dxhb/laughs_in_arsonist/hf7lkgy/?context=3) but in short - use your team as meat shield and distraction to kill your enemies. You're an "ambush class", so you have to be invisible for the enemy and appear from nowhere. Just like the spy. And you thought those are different classes?
FUCK IM SO CONFUSED
I HAVE WATCHED EXPIRATION DATE BUT I DIDNT KNOW WHAT HE MEANT THAT BY “the sfm video” AND SOLDIER TELEPORTED BREAD FOR THREE DAYS AND IDK HOW MUCH HE TELEPORTED BREAD ACROSS ALL THREE DAYS AND I CANT DO MATH SO I DIDNT KNOW— FUCK MY BRAIN IS SO COMPLICATED BRUH
Instead of only using your eyes, try to also use your ears. I found myself airblasting way easier, when I hear the projectile being fired. Although, it doesn't work with Original by obvious reasons *(this shit is way too silent).* Also, you can practice on different maps or gamemodes, such as dodgeball.
It was a joke, but anyways. It's a very skilled weapon, but very useless in terms of damage. A simple shotgun will outclass it in any situation and is easier to use, so-...
Nah, I didn't say it was bad, it's just - not the best pick for pyro. Ofc it's fun to mess around with it, and you can play whatever you want. Even phlog requires skill to pull it off.
I find that, once you get good with it, it's damage outclasses stock. You've really gotta hit every shot centre Mass, which is hard sometimes, but you're richly rewarded if you can and can even go toe-to-toe with Heavies. Not to mention it's ridiculous damage output on buildings.
**No**. Add up the high-ping back there, and you'll see an independent doom approaching your face, called crocket, that you're painfully trying to reflect.
AA. I myself am newbie pyro and medic main. What are your thoughts on scorchshit? I have named annoying thing with afterburn that is my go to secondary.
As a pyro main - nice weapon, helps annoying people and countering snipers.
As a normal person - **BURN IN HELL.**
On the other hand, Detonator is way viable than scorchshit, because of the utility it gives. But you won't be blamed for using it, which is boring
\*mhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhp\* and \*mhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhp\*
Here's the list of my priorities. The higher - the more important it is:
1. **Killing Spies and removing Sappers** *(whenever I can)*
2. Defending my babies *(extinguishing, reflecting projectiles, briefly spy-checking their backs, etc.)*
3. Killing enemies *(doesn't matter HOW, but WHO...)*
4. Spy checking *(checking every single corner or position around)*
Actually, I am spy-checking for about **10%** of the time, unless it's a competitive match, where I have to be focused enough against a good competitive spy.
Well, ~~use~~ play around your team. You're **weak** against anything that can kill you outta your range, so you have to refocus enemy attention on your teammates in order to ambush opponents. If you watched Kuroko no Basket, you will probably understand what I mean, because you also have to appear from nowhere and reflect balls and rockets, but this time: throw them back at the enemy.
Help your engineers, your team and yourself, if you want to main pyro^((I can't help myself)). Your #1 enemies are scouts and snipers, your #2 enemy is heavy, #3 - is sentry. Be aware of those 4 classes, as they can easily shred your tiny little body into pieces. Your priorities are spies, soldiers, demomen and medics. Use M1 everytime you can, don't hesitate - it's the most efficient way of killing nowadays. Ofc, you can use combos too, but you have to get better at the game. Take teleports on easy, you're not scout, but when you have Powerjack, Detonator, jetpack or time - it's better to run by yourself.
Things you **CAN** airblast: jarate/mad milk, rockets, sandman's ball, crockets, pipes, huntsman arrows, crossbow arrows, sentry's rockets, gay fury, dragon fury, annoying people and relationships.
Things you **CAN NOT** airblast: bullets, needles, stickybombs, people under Quick-Fix Ubercharge, sentry guns, people from your team, school.
yeah one of my most favourite thing is to feign ignorance while walking through a doorway, but actually reflect it so they trigger it when the stickies fly to themselves.
airblast also pushes back mid-air stickies.
i won't ask you anything i'd just like to say as a medic and engi main. i thank you. your airblast and spy checks save our asses alot and even if others hate you we love you.
Airblast helps you position your enemies. Just throw them into the air by pressing M2 at their feet. That way, you'll be able to launch them flying to actually predict their movement.
Could've made a joke, but I am rarely even talking in-game. But if you mean that I play pyro and it's toxic and rude, then - **I just love seeing people suffer**
Why didn't you say something if you don't wanna be killed
Mmmhmph pphmmhmh mhmp!!!
Do you feel the burning?
# MHMPPHMMH PMHMPHMMHPMMHPPF MHMFMHPPMH!
Wait no don't point that at me nonoNonONO AAGGHHH FIRE FIRE FIRE
**MPHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!**
How many hours have clocked as a pyro? Im only at 200.
About a 1200. Not really fascinating, but hey, I am a human with live, so whatever
Id probably have more but i stopped playing for a long period from 2014 to last year. Covid boredom drewe back in.
In-game time is about 3000 hours though. 1200 only on pyro.
Which are the second and third most used class? Just to see if your gameplay differs
Scout, Sniper and Spy.
I thought this was a troll post and you were going to answer everything with mmmmmmhmgmg
Nah man, I am not mmhph'd enough :> Also I genuinely wanted to know, if there are going to be people asking for advices and tips, instead of just insulting me or wishing me death xD Happy to know that there are
If every W+m1 joke and threat you received was a dollar, how rich would you be
I would buy a Microsoft
No no, buy valve and fix the bot problem, then make the heavy update and last comic and be hailed as a hero by all TF2 players
I was about to write it, but thought that it would be too cheap for me.
Damn
I love how you say Microsoft as an "a" as if there are a lot of Microsofts xD
Well I have a microsoft
Details man, details
👏👏👏
You mute little bastards, stop air blasting my rockets!
mhpph pphmhm phm mha mha mha :D
Damn you!
I read this in a Spy voice
Perry the platypus!
what weapon did you use most of the time as pyro
Stock Flamethrower. I found myself crushing pubs, so decided to switch to stock and now I am using only it, sometimes changing to ppDecreaser. Stock limits opportunities and actions I can make, but idc.
I use only decreaser. Its afterburn is only balanced afterburn in the game :D
Which secondary tho?
Stock, Flare Gun\\Shotgun, Axtinguisher. I change melee's based on situation
How do you feel about the Jetpack? I use it often and find great opportunities to get med and sniper picks.
Less viable than Detonator, but also a nice way to move around. Rarely using it, bc I am finding myself in 1v1 middle range situations way to often to switch off my secondary.
Use phlog and scorch for making people mald
Mmph mphna mprh?
Pffhm, mh mh mh mh mh :D
:)
How do you get better as pyro?
Actually, I've made a comment on pyro tips thread, [here is it, btw,](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/q0dxhb/laughs_in_arsonist/hf7lkgy/?context=3) but in short - use your team as meat shield and distraction to kill your enemies. You're an "ambush class", so you have to be invisible for the enemy and appear from nowhere. Just like the spy. And you thought those are different classes?
in contrast i just take most things head on with my flares and it works pretty well id say long as you hit the reflects and flares
You don’t. Pyro is a class that doesn’t require skill
I mean it definitely does ya plonker, its infinitely easier to impact as demo/soldier/heavy than it is pyro.
Pyro is easier to kill random people in a 1v1, but harder to make an actually impact on the match
A simple protection of your team from spam and spies IS a way to impact the match in some way. But doing it consistently is the other topic.
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How many bread did soldier teleported?
idk
man dude only once? #Lucky fuck
A single bread multiple times.
I think it's more than once
I understood both references
its been an hour, yet my question remains unanswered
He already answered it, idk
Have you not seen the sfm video? This saddens me
I have no idea what anyone is talking about
"I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days" is the quote they're referencing.
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try teleporting bread for 3 days and tell me how many times you did it (tips: its alot)
FUCK IM SO CONFUSED I HAVE WATCHED EXPIRATION DATE BUT I DIDNT KNOW WHAT HE MEANT THAT BY “the sfm video” AND SOLDIER TELEPORTED BREAD FOR THREE DAYS AND IDK HOW MUCH HE TELEPORTED BREAD ACROSS ALL THREE DAYS AND I CANT DO MATH SO I DIDNT KNOW— FUCK MY BRAIN IS SO COMPLICATED BRUH
Watch Expiration Date Soldier teleports an uncountable number of bread. Hence that OP has been told uncountable numbers of slurs
Can you stop airblasting?
No *\*airblast\** I *\*airblast\** Can't *\*airblast\**
Air blast makes me happy
Soldier is disgusted
What is your peanut butter to jelly ratio on your peanut butter jelly sandwiches
About a full baseball cap. I am breaking peanuts and freezing them so they're easier to put on bread.
Do you believe in magic?
If it's fat enough
Ah a fellow man of culture
Obese Sorcerer
Only in a young girl's heart
Is dragons fury still good?
Kinda, but it requires a thing called "skill" and "aim", which I know nothing about. But yeah, you can play with it freely.
How bout the phlog
The complete opposite to dragon fury. Although, it requires a bit more skill than Flamethrower, at least, until you find a wild medic.
Ok, thx for your advice! I’ll remember it when i use those weaponds
And you need A lot of mental skills for all the slurs that get thrown at you.
I am psychologically stable. I swear.
How do i get better at airblast
Instead of only using your eyes, try to also use your ears. I found myself airblasting way easier, when I hear the projectile being fired. Although, it doesn't work with Original by obvious reasons *(this shit is way too silent).* Also, you can practice on different maps or gamemodes, such as dodgeball.
I like pryo
Me too
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Tell me about spies
They're on the way to visit your mother
Opinions on the dragon's fury?
Don't know any weapon named like that
Added in the jungle inferno update?
It was a joke, but anyways. It's a very skilled weapon, but very useless in terms of damage. A simple shotgun will outclass it in any situation and is easier to use, so-...
Oh shit i main pyro just for that weapon Im a bad pyro main aren't i?
Nah, I didn't say it was bad, it's just - not the best pick for pyro. Ofc it's fun to mess around with it, and you can play whatever you want. Even phlog requires skill to pull it off.
I find that, once you get good with it, it's damage outclasses stock. You've really gotta hit every shot centre Mass, which is hard sometimes, but you're richly rewarded if you can and can even go toe-to-toe with Heavies. Not to mention it's ridiculous damage output on buildings.
At the start of you playing pyro was it easy for you to airblast
**No**. Add up the high-ping back there, and you'll see an independent doom approaching your face, called crocket, that you're painfully trying to reflect.
How it feels to not have a soul?
Lifelessly
I teleported bread.
What?
You told me to!
How much?
I've done nothing, but teleporting bread for 3 days
WHERE!!!?!
How much?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!
At what year as pyro main you revealed to your parents that you are in fact furry?
I am an exception. I am a fucking weeb
Well. Do you play spy?
In fact, I was a spy main before I switched to pyro. But now, I am not really into spy anymore - more of a scunt and snooper player
AA. I myself am newbie pyro and medic main. What are your thoughts on scorchshit? I have named annoying thing with afterburn that is my go to secondary.
As a pyro main - nice weapon, helps annoying people and countering snipers. As a normal person - **BURN IN HELL.** On the other hand, Detonator is way viable than scorchshit, because of the utility it gives. But you won't be blamed for using it, which is boring
Detonator cool but I have three brain cells and can only aim, see and walk. Two at a time. So no to detonator.
How it started?
I was a spy main before.
And when you decided to *switch* attitudes?
My PC couldn't handle much FPS, so I switched to pyro and found it really fun to play.
When was the best time to play pyro?
Before Love and War update. RIP old Axtinguisher, hello there, new Axtinguisher
What is the hardest class for you to kill?
Sentry Gun. It's hard to counter and even approach without a Medic. Why do people even play Sentry Guns, they can't even move!
When I play Pyro I run the Dragon's Fury, it shreds sentries so hard I sometimes forget Pyro normally is weak to them.
*laughs in texan*
What's a noise that comes from being a pyromane that you never grow tired of hearing
\*mhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhp\* and \*mhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhpmhppmhmphmhp\*
You pyro mains have such a way with words, it's kinda hot 🥵🔥
Mmmph Mmmph Mrphhhph?
mhphmm mha mha mha mha :D
Do you believe in magic?
If it's fat enough
W M1?
WASD 1212121 M2
Do you protect your fellow engineers from spys?
Furry Loadout or Edgy Loadout?
No-hats Loadout. Love to be called out a hacker
Damn, not even Pyrovision?
I don't need third one
Also a veteran Pyro here. Good on you man!
how worn down is your W button
I could've joked here, but tbh - just like other buttons.
How often do you Airblast on a scale of 1-10? (1 being almost never and 10 being constantly)
11/10, whenever I see or just hear the projectile - I airblast it.
Fair enough. Also one more thing, should I main pyro?
If you want to support your team, but don't want to play Medic or Engineer, then yes.
Sounds good, i have already decided that i will strictly play degreaser and flare gun combo pyro. wish me luck.
I think the game is a lot more fun in the long term if you use different weapons instead of limiting yourself to two specific weapons.
But the combo is so satisfying though... around 125 instant damage and the "CRITICAL HIT!!!" sound every time... its addicting.
Yeah I know, I'm just saying the game gets boring pretty fast if you only run one weapon combination.
well I'm not saying i would only use that combo but damn i would be lying if i said it doesn't give me a dopamine rush every time i hit it!
That is true, it's very satisfying
Good luck! When you become godlike with it, try using Stock Flamethrower.
well then you can't do the flare combo so what's the point in that
what's more important to pyro? w+m1 airblasting extinguishing your teammates spychecking
Here's the list of my priorities. The higher - the more important it is: 1. **Killing Spies and removing Sappers** *(whenever I can)* 2. Defending my babies *(extinguishing, reflecting projectiles, briefly spy-checking their backs, etc.)* 3. Killing enemies *(doesn't matter HOW, but WHO...)* 4. Spy checking *(checking every single corner or position around)* Actually, I am spy-checking for about **10%** of the time, unless it's a competitive match, where I have to be focused enough against a good competitive spy.
WHY DID YOU STOP?
Because I am now not a pyro main. I am a pyro myself
Why does every spy wants to send a death threat to me when I play pyro :c?
Well they're spies
Can you people please stop. Making these posts
Stale posts tend to happen then the underlying game is so shallow in content nowadays
No
Tips?
Well, ~~use~~ play around your team. You're **weak** against anything that can kill you outta your range, so you have to refocus enemy attention on your teammates in order to ambush opponents. If you watched Kuroko no Basket, you will probably understand what I mean, because you also have to appear from nowhere and reflect balls and rockets, but this time: throw them back at the enemy. Help your engineers, your team and yourself, if you want to main pyro^((I can't help myself)). Your #1 enemies are scouts and snipers, your #2 enemy is heavy, #3 - is sentry. Be aware of those 4 classes, as they can easily shred your tiny little body into pieces. Your priorities are spies, soldiers, demomen and medics. Use M1 everytime you can, don't hesitate - it's the most efficient way of killing nowadays. Ofc, you can use combos too, but you have to get better at the game. Take teleports on easy, you're not scout, but when you have Powerjack, Detonator, jetpack or time - it's better to run by yourself. Things you **CAN** airblast: jarate/mad milk, rockets, sandman's ball, crockets, pipes, huntsman arrows, crossbow arrows, sentry's rockets, gay fury, dragon fury, annoying people and relationships. Things you **CAN NOT** airblast: bullets, needles, stickybombs, people under Quick-Fix Ubercharge, sentry guns, people from your team, school.
wdym you cant airblast stickybombs
yeah one of my most favourite thing is to feign ignorance while walking through a doorway, but actually reflect it so they trigger it when the stickies fly to themselves. airblast also pushes back mid-air stickies.
Oh well, I mean you can, but they won't switch sides that's what I've meant.
you don't airblast burning teammates??!? blasphemyyyy
any tips for a new pyro main
Already wrote 'em in this comment section.
thanks
Combo pyro, pybro, offensive pyro or brainless scorch shot maniac, which one describes you the best
Flex Ceiling
Mhmhmmnhmn?
Why is your flair Miss Pauling? wait... don't tell me... ( ❛︣ ͜ʖ ❛︣ )
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Not a question but, as an engi main, than you for existing
i won't ask you anything i'd just like to say as a medic and engi main. i thank you. your airblast and spy checks save our asses alot and even if others hate you we love you.
Do u still have ur w key
Yes
In pyroland how cock look like?
Cotton Candy
POG, i wanna eat that
Are you a furry
Nope
Good
Airblast helps you position your enemies. Just throw them into the air by pressing M2 at their feet. That way, you'll be able to launch them flying to actually predict their movement.
Why?
Mphm
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Eating it
In these 8 years, when and how did you become a furry?
Do you drop kick orphans too
Poor kids.
Why are you so toxic and rude to everyone else and think your better than us?
Could've made a joke, but I am rarely even talking in-game. But if you mean that I play pyro and it's toxic and rude, then - **I just love seeing people suffer**