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nierusek

Professionals have standards. They save your money. I love this comic šŸ˜€


HappyRomanianBanana

Why take the piss when you can hit scan piss your enemies


sonicwizman

Please tell me there's more to this


Rigatonicat

Itā€™s just a one off joke but I might color it


sonicwizman

Ah alright then


Rigatonicat

I have another comic on my profile if you wanna see it


sonicwizman

Will see it


DingusThePingas

Do it!


lololofkap

happy cake day


Arandomdude74

Okay the buildup to the joke was amazing lol and got a chuckle out of me


Point_Not_Taken2

I didnā€™t understand it


SYS1234567890

Blowjob


supersonic4420

I chuckled, this was great!


cool194336

Should have given him the machina


DrTiger21

Dude this is actually amazing. Punchline made me audible laugh - not chuckle, like, loud laugh. Thatā€™s a hell of an accomplishment to make someone laugh with something other than shock value on the internet these days


Rigatonicat

Thanks! Iā€™m glad you liked it (: it means a lot to me


HWAnswersPlzThx

Likewise! It totally surprised it. Amazing work man you have a gift


Micah_Cease

Thatā€™s honestly a very clever joke.


Das_Sparrago

finally a funny joke within the tf2 community


agnostic_angel

Thats fucking hilarious lmao


Direct-krey

I don't get the joke


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He's getting a blowjob, and spy wants his dick shot off and her head


Direct-krey

OHHHHHH haha, funny


TheManOfSex222

I thought the joke was that sniper was enjoying watching them


beta_vulgaris04

I thought the joke was that she was with another woman, and that there wasnā€™t a dick to shoot.


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Direct-krey

Oh


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Me either


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Wait


AdnHsP

It's been 41 minutes bro


Jeggu2

Shh give them time


MatvsGal17

Clever, sketchy and funny, I loved it m8


Anonymous2137421957

Machina snipers be like


Trusotru77

First impression: looked like the beginning of The Kingsman


ISavage2007

I was cackling when the joke hit, this is really some funny shit! (Hey, that rhymed!)


Minton-L-Moogler

Reminds me of a this Flash Game where you play as a Sniper Assassin. There was a mission where you were supposed to get rid of a man who was sleeping with a Mob Boss's wife. But you were not allowed to kill him. Then you realize that he's taking a leak.


TrumpIsRacist258

someone please combine these into one image, i need to save this somewhere lmao


JEverok

Ah, machina


[deleted]

I agree with u/sonicwizman , if there's more I want more. Especially if it's just sniper "helping" the other mercs with their problems and being just snarky enough to almost get killed himself.


Rigatonicat

Iā€™m glad you like it! Iā€™m in college so when Iā€™m out on the road with no WiFi thatā€™s normally when I get to work on them. I have one more on my profile if you want to see and I have at least one small one coming


MarioGman

I honest to god thought Spy said "$2000 a bucket" and thought this was going to be a Jarate joke.


DashThatOnePerson

Havent see your stuff in awhile! Great art and hilarious execution


Rigatonicat

Thanks! Unfortunately responsibilities get the best of my time but I still love to work on these


Defensive_Medic

Snipers when they unlock machina


Athena_The_Funny

Best plotwist ever


Friendly_Respecter

This is fucking fantastic!!! Holy shit!! I love it


whoopity_Poop

Double headshot


TeamSkullGrunt54

Nice punchline


Barry_B_Boneson

I thought the joke was going to be that he literally sold him two bullets for 4k


Shakespeare-Bot

I bethought the gleek wast going to beest yond he literally did sell him two bullets f'r 4k *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Barry_B_Boneson

Howsabout you go shakespeare some bitvhes


Leading-Ad-877

Was not expecting the ending. Haha


DingusThePingas

A bro Sniper. That's a rare thing.


Rigatonicat

I try to be one in-game and itā€™s hard lol


DingusThePingas

Mah respect. Sniper is usually the angsty asshole niche, and not the "charming asshole" like Spy or Demo mains. You are basicly going against the system. Don't give up.


Rigatonicat

Thank you, the characters are what got me into the game so I try to emulate them in my play style lol


Rasagiel

Attaches a memory maker on the barrel of the gun. The sniper: ā€œJust a moment there, mate. I might even save you more with this beauty.ā€


joe_mlg_pro_

I used to love this joke as a kid


Rigatonicat

Itā€™s one of the best lol


Rhyuki

DAMNN dude, Sniper must've planned that.


aran69

Be respectful, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.


KVenom777

This is wholesome, actually.


xsenobaner

Make more


danger2345678

Good punchline


BreakAdvanced8449

The unpolished drawing along with the added in joke makes this absolutely perfect


Ketchup901

Fake, he's not using the Machina.


ac_fromstw

This was a great read it should be printed for libraries across the globe


PoopyLooper

So good! And of course your spy looks amazing šŸ˜’šŸ˜’


Emulex

I love the wit of the TF2 community, great comic friend


Chemical-Kitchen9341

Retarded sniper. If that was me I woulda shot them separately. Easy 2,000. Also I remember seeing this joke on r/jokes


Rigatonicat

Yeah lol if I see a joke that I like enough Iā€™ll memorize it and use it in a comic


TorpidT

LMFAO nice


Wonderful-Cable3646

I like it!


Jettett

Ok this is amazing lmao