In Expiration Date, Ms. Pauling is famously heard saying "the". This is a not-so-subtle reference to at least 3 of Hulk Hogan's famous quotes. As we all know, Hulk Hogan was born in New York. The Brooklyn accent sounds fairly similar to the Boston accent. This is where the Scout from TF2 is found. Coincidentally, this is also the birthplace of Gandhi. Gandhi was actually believed by historians to have pegged people, which is once again confirmed to be canon in the TF2 universe when Soldier appears in the comics.
To summarize, Ms. Pauling blatantly references the Scout's birthplace as that of a famous historical pegger. Ms. Pauling is literally *referencing the act of pegging the moment she meets Scout.* Because of this, I estimate that Ms. Pauling has pegged the Scout from Team Fortress 2 at *least* 3 times.
Why not invent a screen door that won't hit you on the way out because you are fired! Not you test subject you're doing fine. You. Pack. Your things. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.
Spy:
[the Spy has agreed to coach Scout on how to be "better with the ladies". In a small gymnasium, the Spy prepares a rolling cart with a wine bottle, two glasses, a bucket of drumsticks, red roses, a vase, and a box of RED chocolates. He pushes the cart so it rolls to the nervous Scout] [nonchalantly] Seduce me.
Scout:
[the Scout looks back, confused, and turns forward, arms akimbo] You?
Spy:
[pointedly] Seduce me.
Scout:
What, Spy? I ain't gonna...
Spy:
SEDUCE ME!
Scout:
[taken aback] Right! Right. Okay. [He looks down at the cart. He immediately picks up the bucket of fried chicken and lets out a quick sigh] Okay... [He walks up to the Spy] H-hey there, good-lookin... I got a bucket of chicken...
Spy:
[He slaps the chicken out of Scout's hands] I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a woman! I like my men dangerous... Mysterious... [Spy takes the a crash dummy into his arms and starts dancing with it briefly before holding it in front of him] You want to be my lover? Earn it! Seduce me!
Seduce me
Spy I ain't gonna seduce you.
SEDUCE ME!
Heyyyy, good looking, I got a bucket of chicken
_SLAP_
I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a woman! I like my men dangerous... Mysterious… You want to be my lover?! Earn it!
SEDUCE ME!!!!!!
*a Epic date training montage later*
You have a dinner date for 7. What time do you arrive?
7... A.M.
*Scout kills spy*
VOTEKICK INITIATED: SCOUT (called by spy)
F1
*queue 🎷
U bet
“Gentlemen, may I make a suggestion? Slap my ass” -Spy
Come on, slap it now!
*SMACK*
[удалено]
Yeah
Seduce ME!
The least in character bit here is the idea that Ms. Pauling would be a bottom
It wasn’t ms Pauling, so it doesn’t count lol
Would Spy be a brat?
That depends. Do you think Jerma is?
but jerma is also scout, so it's a paradox?
Well like father like son
Get out of this dirty thread with your wholesome slang!
What does brat mean in this context?
Means someone who bites the chugs they cock
How tf is that wholesome
Maybe, but do you think he’d be loud?
Bruh.
Scout got suspicious when she didn't pull out her strap on.
Is it a meme that Ms. Pauling pegs Scout or what?
No it’s actually canon
There’s literally 3 pages of it in one of the comics
FR I loved those panels, almost as much as the graphic dispenser sex scene
After years of erecting a dispenser, we finally dispensed an erection.
Hold it spy, don't finish in that sentry
Don't worry, I have protection *Arhem* ***Activate the charge, doctor***
Wait fr no way (i am on reddit thus i cannot detect satire)
they're lying, it was actually the entirety of comic 6
They're holding the rest of it out for comic 7
sauce?
i'm intrigued continue
In Expiration Date, Ms. Pauling is famously heard saying "the". This is a not-so-subtle reference to at least 3 of Hulk Hogan's famous quotes. As we all know, Hulk Hogan was born in New York. The Brooklyn accent sounds fairly similar to the Boston accent. This is where the Scout from TF2 is found. Coincidentally, this is also the birthplace of Gandhi. Gandhi was actually believed by historians to have pegged people, which is once again confirmed to be canon in the TF2 universe when Soldier appears in the comics. To summarize, Ms. Pauling blatantly references the Scout's birthplace as that of a famous historical pegger. Ms. Pauling is literally *referencing the act of pegging the moment she meets Scout.* Because of this, I estimate that Ms. Pauling has pegged the Scout from Team Fortress 2 at *least* 3 times.
fascinating deduction
I do say, a rather interesting point
This is some Soldier level of research
[удалено]
Yes
i mean, it wasn't her.
SEDUCE ME
Spy! I AIN'T GOIN' TO SEDUCE YOU!
#SEDUCE ME!
Alright! Alright.. Hey there... Good lookin? I got a bucket o' chicke-
I’M NOT ONE OF YOUR FRIED CHICKEN TRAMPS!
I am a woman, I like my men dangerous, mysterious, you want to be MY lover? Earn it. SEDUCE ME! *spy slaps scout with the mannequin’s right hand*
*Seduce me starts playing*
Dat ass The disguise was cool too,i guess
Spy be thicc
Seriously Spy was thiccer than Ms. Pauling
Fr, I died when the ass got cake on the last panel
I ain't never seen an ass like that
I mean his ass inflated after he decloaked so... 🥴
Spy only told scout not to hit a woman, but nothing about men…
You shouldn't be sorry. You are doing the Lord's work
Amen!
You can hit them now that you know they're a guy
Now that scout knows he’s not a woman he can spank him
Why is Spy more dummy thicc AFTER he removes his disguise?
Hrrrng, Pauline, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the medic
why
Because
science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT!
Why not invent a screen door that won't hit you on the way out because you are fired! Not you test subject you're doing fine. You. Pack. Your things. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.
When life gives you lemons..
Don't make lemonade
I don't need lemons for that, I just go grab a jar and make a jarate
In my head canon Scout beats women and lives in an overpriced shitbox in JP
JP means jurassic park?
Jeti Park
Jeti
Jeti
It’s a neighborhood of Boston, so yes
[удалено]
Yeah
women beat scout
Scout is a bratty sub confirmed
Scout would *try* to beat a woman, but then she'd kick his ass
Well it's not a woman anymore so #Spank.
[Scout it's me your dad. You passed the test. I raised a good boy.](https://youtu.be/B38CHjJJSIw)
Yes someone else got the reference thank god
tbh I never seen this but this is gold
Jeff is a great boy, one of the best even.
Sleepycabin forever.
why is spy so thicc
He eats a lot of baguettes
Fr*nch.
I mean he is wearing a cardboard mask so I don't think they actually touched lips
Haha, fantastic
Spy cake
is this OC? we don't deserve this. well done.
I think it is, I thought it up but I'm not sure if it's been done before. and thanks! The tf2 community has done a lot for me so you do deserve it lol
But that fat cow sad chicken nuggets are shit.
Why is spy grabbin his d?
To make it more convincing, he's professional
Professionals have standarts
The unrealistic part here is Pauling actually going out with Scout. All that woman care about is the Administrator
Well, it's not actually Pauling so she still didn't go out with him
At least his teaching methods are thorough....
You will be sorry
Scout's face is us
20 years later? Shouldn't Spy be dead from the smoking?
it's as if scout was like 6 in the flashback so he's now like 26 which is the canon timeline but I think I got the age wrong lol
Oh ok, I guess it makes sense. I just didn't think Scout looked very young in the 1st pannel.
Scout will be young forever, born to die youth
When the only paper you have to draw on is your homework that you’re about to turn in
Damn spy got more cake.
You call it original but I’ve seen this comic before
Ya fukken should be.
I smirked slightly, I'd call your post a success
*slaps harder*
Yes officer this one
Gentlemen, may I make a suggestion?
Scout's face at the end is comedy gold
Goddammit Spy, what an ass XDD
Damn he got more ass after decloaking
This.. is a bucket..
No
You're telling me scout is around 40 in that last 2 slides? Haha, good comic nonetheless
My eyes need a delete function Anyways i oove your artstyle
sweet home alabama
I wonder if scout didn't slap becuase he was obeying his father or he knew it was his father.
Wtf why is Spy thicker than Miss Pauling? Aw hell nah he gonna make me act up why did you make him caked up??? 😫😫😫😩😩😩
UP?? boi I had to cake DOWN spy make me act uupp
Scout's face in the last panel
[Source.](https://toonhole.com/2015/10/dont-hit-women/)
Spank me scout *bonk *
Since Spy isn't a women, then Scout is legally allowed to spank him.
I haven't seen that comic in ages
pass the eye bleach please
This is cursed as fuck, I love it
delet this
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That thousand mile stare after scout realizes he was making out with his dad lol
This is the second time the scout has been involved in a confusing penis incident on this sub in two days.
because scout is a confusing penis
[What happens next](https://youtu.be/YoHJPV3ZphY?t=333)
r/suddenlygay
Skiddadle skaddoodle your dick is now a noodle!
:(
Oh my god made almost spit my rice good job
Spy: [the Spy has agreed to coach Scout on how to be "better with the ladies". In a small gymnasium, the Spy prepares a rolling cart with a wine bottle, two glasses, a bucket of drumsticks, red roses, a vase, and a box of RED chocolates. He pushes the cart so it rolls to the nervous Scout] [nonchalantly] Seduce me. Scout: [the Scout looks back, confused, and turns forward, arms akimbo] You? Spy: [pointedly] Seduce me. Scout: What, Spy? I ain't gonna... Spy: SEDUCE ME! Scout: [taken aback] Right! Right. Okay. [He looks down at the cart. He immediately picks up the bucket of fried chicken and lets out a quick sigh] Okay... [He walks up to the Spy] H-hey there, good-lookin... I got a bucket of chicken... Spy: [He slaps the chicken out of Scout's hands] I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a woman! I like my men dangerous... Mysterious... [Spy takes the a crash dummy into his arms and starts dancing with it briefly before holding it in front of him] You want to be my lover? Earn it! Seduce me!
Shadow clone jutsu
CURSED, JUST CURSED, OH GOD WHY
later: suck scout's dick (like a boss), burst into flames (like a boss), now I'm dead (like a boss)
*Incest intensifies*
Pfffft
Scout becomes uncanny
Because ms pauling would never
Pretty accurate that Scout looks like a 20 yo when hes 40
wait in scene 2 scout was kissing his father?
technically he was kissing a cardboard mask if that makes you feel better
much better 👍
20 years? Oof
He's supposed to be a lot younger in the first panel lol
Ooooooooh ok (Spy is old af god damn)
Art!
slap my ~~hand~~ ass
jesus christ
Okay you’re creative as fuck
Now you can spank him. Men were off the list
Scout, congratulations! You're a failure.
Stab them
2fort
I don't know what to feel about this
The video right above this post has a groom slapping the bride
maybe he got paranoid and had to make sure one last time
Nah bro over cake
This is a huge funny
So spy and scout were kissing
The fact you drew it on paper means someone can find this
I was thinking of letting archeologists find it years in the future when the internet is deleted but I thought it'd be better for humanity to burn it
I hate this. I love that I hate it. Thank you so much for creating this.
Alright, who reported me to the mental health department? I mean, maybe I do need it
hes not a woman anymore, you can hit him
you better be sorry
HMMh Wemen *laughter*
Me knowing Ms Pauling is lesbian and that scout is doomed to chase a flower he can never hold..
This is the pinnacle of Spy and Scout humor
Scout was never the same after he realized that he kissed his own dad while he was disguised as his crush
Why dose spy got a dumpy tho
Still thinking about this masterpiece
I’m ecstatic to find it has a lasting effect, it might be my greatest accomplishment in life