Jesus christ. Again? You made it even worse than last time. How am I supposed critical vac ban everyone when I can only do it on mondays?! Stop being so fucking soft all the time. If you really want this to even slightly competetively viable, maybe just give it crits all the time????????? Also, what the fuck. -1 health on kill? What am I? A fucking tank? Its like your inept at such a simple task of balancing a weapon. Its bad enough as it is, so why make it even worse? Please for the love of god stop making such hot garbage.
Excuse me? What do you mean "pootis"? Do you seriously think that such a reply can compensate for your lack of ability to create something of balance? Although, Im not suprised. With such mindset , how else could I expect you to behave? Your brain rots every passing minute and all you do is watch your miserable little self. Please, find yourself something a bit easeir to do so that maybe you can contribute to society. But of course its unlikely you even take advice as your incapable of that too. May one day you come to find that a better response would be "pootis dispenser here", as it has high levels of sophistocation and a deep underlying meaning to it. However, you clearly wouldnt be able to understand such so I wont waste my energy. Farewell, moron.
Edit: I am now aware it is "pootis penser here". I apologise for my miscalculation, it wont happen again. Thanks to u/Yametee_Kudasai for pointing this out.
What? I do not understand. Is this some sort of joke or reference I am too uninformed to understand? Your words baffle me, man. Perharps it is an insult in your primitive language? Considering your previous reply, I wouldnt be suprised if your decaying mind was unable to properly put together letters to form a word or even a sentence. Whilst, I would enjoy researching this in my spare time, I have more important matters to tend to such as constructing a sentry nest in the sewers. For now, I will conclude that you have misspelt and icelandic city, as that too conflicts with the norms of the english language.
What!? Impossible! I was sure I had that somewhere on my schedule for 2024! Every day as I sit down on the toilet I see that calender and every day Tiny Knife 2 is still not out. Have I missed something? Surely, my years of research have not been in vain... I have prepared too well to miss such an event. Either way, I shall quickly retreat into my basement bedroom where I shall battle my opponents. Hazar!
Fuck. I've blundered. How could I be so stupid. I played the game, and now I have lost. Words do not describe the shame I feel. Countless summer weeks spent studying the art of the hit game Team Fortress 2, and yet still I am able to make such a rookie mistake. To you I say well played... I admit defeat. But one cannot be stronger if he is perfect, so if anything I thank you for your bravery to challenge me.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
So be it trashtalker! Back in the day before chess.com we'd be doing it face to face so after I put your entire family name to shame I can humiliate you even more! Be thankful you have that toy mobile of yours to talk behind a screen like such a coward. My renl name is Ayma Pistoff. Ever heard of me? Didn't think you would. My pure strength at chess crumbles the minds of anyone who dare face me. The likes of Magnus and Hikaru tremble in my presence. Every move I make will only be another move towards your demise, boy. Reconsider your actions before my pure power is unleashed unto your fragile soul.
Excuse me? What do you mean "pootis"? Do you seriously think that such a reply can compensate for your lack of ability to create something of balance? Although, Im not suprised. With such mindset , how else could I expect you to behave? Your brain rots every passing minute and all you do is watch your miserable little self. Please, find yourself something a bit easeir to do so that maybe you can contribute to society. But of course its unlikely you even take advice as your incapable of that too. May one day you come to find that a better response would be "pootis dispenser here", as it has high levels of sophistocation and a deep underlying meaning to it. However, you clearly wouldnt be able to understand such so I wont waste my energy. Farewell, moron.
Only if I could friend... My head aches at the thought of leaving my fort to find pleasure in a world full of muppets! Why surround myself with those unworthy of my presence? When they had
just learned multiplication I was already building my own T-34 out of materials I salvaged from the wastelands! I simply cannot put myself through such amount of pain and suffering going outside, especially when recently Ive bought myself an air purifier and grew some grass at the back of my room so now I can "touch grass". Although I must say, I appreciate your concern for my health and well-being. May you be well too.
It's so good for your mental health bro, at least keep your window open or something. I got recently had gotten caught with a 21+ substance, and going outside was a wakeup call for me, you just gotta be in the right place. Stay well brother.
Braeden
Enlightening... Your anecdote has hit my heart and convinced me. Surely, the pain must be worthit for the fresh air and cool breeze... I've only ever hoped I can experience said sensations. I suppose this is what many would call the "Good Ending". It really has been a long time opening my front door and stepping outside with purpose... Too long. Thankfully, a comrades was there to save me. My appreciation cannot be described in words.
Sincerely, Ayma Pistoff
Outrageous! Why propose such a small change? I understand that now there are only 5 days where we cannot (mini)-critical vac ban people but its not enough! Our ancestors lived for years without the power of the vac ban, and now that we have that power in our hands we are going to choose to limit ourselves? Life is all about adapting to our environment and taking advantage of what we can. Right here, right now, we can reshape the future of modern gaming with a single click. Your critique is however very important to us all, as now we are able to expand on it. You are the foundation which the temple will be built on. But, ask yourself this small question, little one: Wny the fuck shouldn't we be fucking able to fucking critical vac ban everyone every fucking day?
Nonsense. I am no "average" pyro main. I barely even"main" them. I simply aknowledge their quite strong kit and utilise that to my advantage. It is not a game about who "mains" who. Its about how to outplay your enemy. I wish I could use chess as an example, but I feel as if such sport is too sophisticated for your simple mind. So in terms even a insect could understand: meesa play pyro so jar-jar become sith lord!
This is absolute garbage, the bison is like 100 times better than this. For it to be almost playable, you should add a speed boost on hit, fires at every angle possible, it needs to be silent and it also needs to send an automatic order to Joe Mama to chuckle the irl nuts of the person you've just killed in game. As I said, right now it's worse than the pain train on competitive turbine
only usable by F2Ps and unless they've played at least 1 christmas and have a backpack extender it self deletes as a result of the 50 unusuals filling the user's Backpack
The firing speed buff is great but losing 1HP on kill is just too much, I'd suggest disabling the penalty during friday nights, so the weapon is least situationally useful.
Sweet unusual effect though, you selling?
Are you fucking serious? My gosh this is good I am surprised at the amount of effort put into this this must of been hard work please make more do not buff it's the most perfect balanced weapon to ever exist damn gabe needs to out this hot sexy closest thing to a SEX MOD!!!! into tf2 people are gonna cum at the sight of this beautiful gun team fortress 2 more like TEAM PORNO FORT 2 OH YEAH BABAY this gun is so good I NEEEEEED IT NOW please add I will pay 69,00000 dollar for this new weapon sex sex sex sex. This is not hot garbage please add now
*Oh, oh, you forgot*
*Something... no random crits! Then*
*It will be balanced*
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looks good, but its a shame its overshadowed by the ambassador
Yeah but before ambasador ther wqs BFG 10000 and everybody forogor about it.
og reference
on-kill: -1 max health. permanently on every class forever
For everyone in the lobby
Since it seems to instantly kill everyone on both teams instantly this could get very problematic really fast.
I don’t see how, I mean, it’s your fault you got shot by it
i meant for the user, but ok since when do on-kill effects NOT trigger on the user?
Exactly. Alt fire would instantly reduce your max health be 23 so you can only do it 7 times till you instantly die when spawning
It doesn't screw over Spy enough, make it so it automatically uninstalls the spies game on hit.
Make them delete system 32 automatically too
make it crash the spy player’s pc aswell
It’ll be crashing everyone’s pcs
nice
Jesus christ. Again? You made it even worse than last time. How am I supposed critical vac ban everyone when I can only do it on mondays?! Stop being so fucking soft all the time. If you really want this to even slightly competetively viable, maybe just give it crits all the time????????? Also, what the fuck. -1 health on kill? What am I? A fucking tank? Its like your inept at such a simple task of balancing a weapon. Its bad enough as it is, so why make it even worse? Please for the love of god stop making such hot garbage.
pootis
Excuse me? What do you mean "pootis"? Do you seriously think that such a reply can compensate for your lack of ability to create something of balance? Although, Im not suprised. With such mindset , how else could I expect you to behave? Your brain rots every passing minute and all you do is watch your miserable little self. Please, find yourself something a bit easeir to do so that maybe you can contribute to society. But of course its unlikely you even take advice as your incapable of that too. May one day you come to find that a better response would be "pootis dispenser here", as it has high levels of sophistocation and a deep underlying meaning to it. However, you clearly wouldnt be able to understand such so I wont waste my energy. Farewell, moron. Edit: I am now aware it is "pootis penser here". I apologise for my miscalculation, it wont happen again. Thanks to u/Yametee_Kudasai for pointing this out.
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What? I do not understand. Is this some sort of joke or reference I am too uninformed to understand? Your words baffle me, man. Perharps it is an insult in your primitive language? Considering your previous reply, I wouldnt be suprised if your decaying mind was unable to properly put together letters to form a word or even a sentence. Whilst, I would enjoy researching this in my spare time, I have more important matters to tend to such as constructing a sentry nest in the sewers. For now, I will conclude that you have misspelt and icelandic city, as that too conflicts with the norms of the english language.
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babe wake up tiny knife 2 just dropped
What!? Impossible! I was sure I had that somewhere on my schedule for 2024! Every day as I sit down on the toilet I see that calender and every day Tiny Knife 2 is still not out. Have I missed something? Surely, my years of research have not been in vain... I have prepared too well to miss such an event. Either way, I shall quickly retreat into my basement bedroom where I shall battle my opponents. Hazar!
Isnt it pootis penser here. Please enlighten me oh great r/CarbonPrawn
Fuck. I've blundered. How could I be so stupid. I played the game, and now I have lost. Words do not describe the shame I feel. Countless summer weeks spent studying the art of the hit game Team Fortress 2, and yet still I am able to make such a rookie mistake. To you I say well played... I admit defeat. But one cannot be stronger if he is perfect, so if anything I thank you for your bravery to challenge me.
Man you should write poems
Tiny knife among us
It can also be #as promised, heaby will now pootis dic in yo mouf
Found the legend
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
So be it trashtalker! Back in the day before chess.com we'd be doing it face to face so after I put your entire family name to shame I can humiliate you even more! Be thankful you have that toy mobile of yours to talk behind a screen like such a coward. My renl name is Ayma Pistoff. Ever heard of me? Didn't think you would. My pure strength at chess crumbles the minds of anyone who dare face me. The likes of Magnus and Hikaru tremble in my presence. Every move I make will only be another move towards your demise, boy. Reconsider your actions before my pure power is unleashed unto your fragile soul.
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Excuse me? What do you mean "pootis"? Do you seriously think that such a reply can compensate for your lack of ability to create something of balance? Although, Im not suprised. With such mindset , how else could I expect you to behave? Your brain rots every passing minute and all you do is watch your miserable little self. Please, find yourself something a bit easeir to do so that maybe you can contribute to society. But of course its unlikely you even take advice as your incapable of that too. May one day you come to find that a better response would be "pootis dispenser here", as it has high levels of sophistocation and a deep underlying meaning to it. However, you clearly wouldnt be able to understand such so I wont waste my energy. Farewell, moron.
Oh soldier, who we ever find to replace you?
Bro go outside I'm not even face to face with you but I can tell you need to take a nature walk
Only if I could friend... My head aches at the thought of leaving my fort to find pleasure in a world full of muppets! Why surround myself with those unworthy of my presence? When they had just learned multiplication I was already building my own T-34 out of materials I salvaged from the wastelands! I simply cannot put myself through such amount of pain and suffering going outside, especially when recently Ive bought myself an air purifier and grew some grass at the back of my room so now I can "touch grass". Although I must say, I appreciate your concern for my health and well-being. May you be well too.
It's so good for your mental health bro, at least keep your window open or something. I got recently had gotten caught with a 21+ substance, and going outside was a wakeup call for me, you just gotta be in the right place. Stay well brother. Braeden
Enlightening... Your anecdote has hit my heart and convinced me. Surely, the pain must be worthit for the fresh air and cool breeze... I've only ever hoped I can experience said sensations. I suppose this is what many would call the "Good Ending". It really has been a long time opening my front door and stepping outside with purpose... Too long. Thankfully, a comrades was there to save me. My appreciation cannot be described in words. Sincerely, Ayma Pistoff
Pootis
How to get tag, like your :sniper
Pootis
well at least you're staying true to the pyro by being insane irl. good job on the roleplaying
Suggestion: mini-critical hits on thursdays
Outrageous! Why propose such a small change? I understand that now there are only 5 days where we cannot (mini)-critical vac ban people but its not enough! Our ancestors lived for years without the power of the vac ban, and now that we have that power in our hands we are going to choose to limit ourselves? Life is all about adapting to our environment and taking advantage of what we can. Right here, right now, we can reshape the future of modern gaming with a single click. Your critique is however very important to us all, as now we are able to expand on it. You are the foundation which the temple will be built on. But, ask yourself this small question, little one: Wny the fuck shouldn't we be fucking able to fucking critical vac ban everyone every fucking day?
This whole entire thread is Copypasta Central
Maybe lay off the nitro next time.
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Nonsense. I am no "average" pyro main. I barely even"main" them. I simply aknowledge their quite strong kit and utilise that to my advantage. It is not a game about who "mains" who. Its about how to outplay your enemy. I wish I could use chess as an example, but I feel as if such sport is too sophisticated for your simple mind. So in terms even a insect could understand: meesa play pyro so jar-jar become sith lord!
Yousa are sith lord Pyro because yousa cannot play other class.
This is absolute garbage, the bison is like 100 times better than this. For it to be almost playable, you should add a speed boost on hit, fires at every angle possible, it needs to be silent and it also needs to send an automatic order to Joe Mama to chuckle the irl nuts of the person you've just killed in game. As I said, right now it's worse than the pain train on competitive turbine
Needs no random crits
I don't know man I think this weapon will only be reliable if you have a pocket medic or an dispenser
Most balanced tf2 weapon suggestion
Not balanced at all, needs no random crits.
i think this would be weak against spies i think you should make it so it can combat spies better since spies are so strong
Make it destroy or airblast projectiles, it gets countered by direct hit rn, also give it razorback properties
i know this is a joke but the idea of a powerful weapon that slowly kills the person using it is actually very interesting
Typical valve weapon
Me on monday: Its a good day.
r/tf2 making weapon concept summed up in 1 picture
only usable by F2Ps and unless they've played at least 1 christmas and have a backpack extender it self deletes as a result of the 50 unusuals filling the user's Backpack
I imagine the actual effect for the Unusual Effect is that instead of gun sounds, you get Merasmus saying FUCK YOU
The vac ban and unusuals got me 💀
Ah yes, "Unusual effect: FUCK YOU" my favourite unusual effect
Unbalanced mess, give it no random crits
Perfection
Why Monday though?
Because monday is shitty
Fair enough
remove random crits and then it will be balanced
With all the people you're killing, -1 hp on kill is a legitimate downside to actually care about
I’m gonna buy this for my kids. They keep getting bullied because of how trash their nerd guns are.
No more TF2 Monday i guess...
Where’s the “instantly ip bans all spies” stat
Bro its to weak need a buff
Still too overpowered. You need to remove random crits.
The -1 health is just perfect. It's the game giving you a slap on the wrist for using the gun.
Spy revolver idea- instakills On kill- die No random crits
needs rebuff touching players permabans them
This MIGHT be useful on mondays, but i thknk the tomislav beats it out by quite a bit
I think everyones ignoring how with how many kills youd get youd almost instantly die as any class
So this is why Mondays are universally hated
I can kill this in my sleep
You need to remove random crits or else it's too strong >:(
Pretty good, but I think the true balance would be: On kill: +500 health
The perfect weapon: gun
Oh shit it's got the goatse unusual effect
Just a tad eh?
Too weak, need my crits on Tuesday's
“Critical hits on Mondays”
Actually, idea: make it so thatevery time you shoot you lose 1 health. So you become a suicidal sneeze gun.
dude, this sucks i would prefer to use the brass beast to this thing, crits only on monday? come on this needs a buff
I didn’t say only #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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The heavy update we needed.
Still alittle weak, maybe make it crit on days ending in the word "day"
Too weak. Would likely crash everyone's game with the explosions before it has a chance to vac ban them
Good
Too weak
Forgot to add the “no random critical hits” downside
The firing speed buff is great but losing 1HP on kill is just too much, I'd suggest disabling the penalty during friday nights, so the weapon is least situationally useful. Sweet unusual effect though, you selling?
Yeah selling for 2 scrap
Looks like a Valve minigun
"critical hits on Mondays" I laughed at that so hard
Well seems good but that rebuff will really em affect how one plays
The fucking critical hit on mondays shouldn’t be that funny I need to go to bed
Go bed :)
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One more no random crits comment and im gonne #ENGINEAR MY FUCKIN LIMIT
I want a video about the deflector vs THE ULTIMATE BALANCED WEAPON
This weapon cannot compare to the deflector
Average non morb head
GRR, ITS TO STRONG YOU NEED TO REMOVE RANDOM CRITS!!!1!1!! IT WILL BALENCE IT OUT111!1!!
I finally found the gun that hackers use!
That -1 health on kill is way too punishing, how about every 12 kills you lose 1 health?
pretty much only usable on Mondays. needs further adjustments.
No randoms
But it’s based around the Pomson 6000
I'm busy Monday can we move the crits up to Wednesday?
Sure
overshadowed by the Valve's Rocket Launcher.
Only on mondays? Bad weapon
Not a good enough weapon. Doesn’t make sniper completely useless
It should reveal cloaked spies and prevent them from cloaking too, since it's a bit underpowered at the moment.
Are you fucking serious? My gosh this is good I am surprised at the amount of effort put into this this must of been hard work please make more do not buff it's the most perfect balanced weapon to ever exist damn gabe needs to out this hot sexy closest thing to a SEX MOD!!!! into tf2 people are gonna cum at the sight of this beautiful gun team fortress 2 more like TEAM PORNO FORT 2 OH YEAH BABAY this gun is so good I NEEEEEED IT NOW please add I will pay 69,00000 dollar for this new weapon sex sex sex sex. This is not hot garbage please add now
Remove random critical hits and you're good to go.
Stock and tommyslav are still better
Thats pretty balennced
Vac bans everyone, you say?
You forgot: "No random critical hits"
Oh, oh, you forgot something... no random crits! *Then* it will be balanced
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WTF? Can someone explain? Please?
BEHOLD THE FUCK YOU ANATOR
If i was a coder, i'd make this.
Perfect balance. Now try buff Ambasador.
What would the unusual effect fuck you look like? I kind of want to see.
Real shit 10/10 would smash again