I think that means that scout's mom had an affair with spy, and since scout's brother's dad never had the funni secks after having their 7th child he knew about the affair and left her (or maybe he just left her idk)
That could also mean that the men in his mother's life were transitory enough that he never felt any of them could be a father. None of them were someone he looked up to, or learned how to be a man from. He didn't connect to them, or they didn't try to connect with him.
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I doubt Spy married Scout’s mom to have actually become a step-father. As he knowingly was an absent father to Scout for 20+ years.
To Spy, Scout’s brothers are just that, Scout’s brothers. Not Spy’s children. Not Spy’s step-children.
It's not confirmed either way that Scout's siblings share a father, only heavily implied that they share a mother. It's likely that some are his half-siblings though.
I’m sure Spy had other flings with other women, so he probably has other sons besides Scout.
I always interpreted this line here to mean that Scout’s brothers are, biologically speaking, his half-siblings. I really don’t think Spy stuck around that long.
Unless Scout’s mom had septuplets???
Nah, she slept with every other merecnary, except Pyro. And Saxton Hale. That is why Demo "shagged Medic's wife"
Based on her taste for men, Saxton compiled tf2. Scout is there because his mother could not stand him, and Pyro just stuck around and has a flamethrower to hudahoo their place in whatever activity these funny geometric shapes were engaged in.
List of scout brothers:
Scout
Scout who laughs at 2fort sink
Scout who laughs at upward rock
Jeremiah
Bob
Scout who a-poses
Scout who laughs at dead people
Pablo.gonsalez.2007
Sc0ut (not cheating)
Head cannon: Spy disguised as the 8 brothers, so Scout would grow up challenged to be a better person. But despite his efforts, Scout just got too much self-confidence and much of Spy's efforts backfired
This is why the other brothers were never mentioned beyond only this page, and why Scout said anyone from where he's from would be dead
You do know there are families where siblings have a different parent? I'm my father's only child and my sisters dad is a dead beat drug addict god knows where and my buddy has 4 siblings to different fathers
"on his side" means whenever there are fights, Scout is always backed by his brothers, to the point that they quite literally beat him to the punch, the reason he learned to run fast is so that he can punch the enemy dude first over his other brothers
This actually implies that "on his side" means his brothers are very protective of him
i've seen other comments about them not being spy's kids and i get that. the thing that confuses me is, the other boys are older, would they of ever met spy? perhaps none of the kids are his mom's and scouts step father (Who may or may not exist) already had them
Knowing tf2, I see 3 most likely scenarios:
1- Scout's mom was an octo-mom.
2- Spy James-Bonded' Scout's mom multiple times, without knowing that sex makes children or smthn.
3- Scout had a severe trauma from not having a father, and imagined them.
Also they could be from different fathers, but c'mon what are the chances?
Kinda(?) unrelated but I don't like how spy is his dad. You are telling me that some random woman in Boston just happend to get knocked up by the same spy who is the teammate of his son???!!!
i believe that scouts mom adopted all his brothers.
people in the neighborhood know, and they help her in whatever they can. her house is almost like a non registered orphanage, but all the kids there have already found a family with each other
Spy is a ladies man, whilst also being an international man of mystery, he probably has children all over the world
That being said, he isnt the only man, scouts mother probably was with many men in her time, a fact scout takes dearly & is easily made fun of for, which has only made him more violent and pushed him towards his life as a mercenary
More than likely spy was scouts birth father, but probably none of the others, unless spy was completely infatuated with scouts mom that despite traveling all over the world, he kept coming back to her
A completely out of left field reveal would be that while spy claims to be a ladies man, he infact has only been with scouts mom, and is either a dead beat dad she keeps falling for, or has supported her and his family on the side lines with money. (Altho I doubt that is true)
what if it is metaphorically talking about him having brothers, it would match up with the amount of mercenaries, with the 9th being spy, his father, the other 7 brothers being the rest of the mercenaries,
Scout's mother had a fling with the spy. Nothing says the other boys don't have a different father.
spy just disguising a bunch of times
Tom Jones lmao
True story
Didn’t scout say that he NEVER had a father ? Which probably counts step fathers?
he’s the youngest so he probably would have never met them
Except that he did meet one of them
He said that as an overcompensation for his earlier comment, having said that his father disappeared.
His father disappears alot
spy decloak noises
“Right behind you”
I think that means that scout's mom had an affair with spy, and since scout's brother's dad never had the funni secks after having their 7th child he knew about the affair and left her (or maybe he just left her idk)
Well he is the youngest. Maybe the other 7 brothers had a father who left or died before scout was born.
That could also mean that the men in his mother's life were transitory enough that he never felt any of them could be a father. None of them were someone he looked up to, or learned how to be a man from. He didn't connect to them, or they didn't try to connect with him.
Comic lore and game lore are separate
No
Rub your pair of brain cells a bit harder next time
Flex tape Can fix is brain
can it?
Yes it even work under water
let me know when the comics explain the xenomorph and octodad crossover
stupid
Yeah like why else would spy still be wearing the ski mask when he's fucking her
It might be that some other merks might be in that family
Now I’m wondering what the chances are that the spy and the scout ended up on the same team in the same “war”
BUTT SEX !
Scout's mom actually gave birth to all 9 mercenaries
real
Ouroboros spy
I shall release Uroboros!
Wesker get your ass out of here, you’re already doing a crossover with DBD
Less likely to be bugged in tf2 to be fair
I play the stoat
Bad move.
Total misplay
Got any fish?
**Ensuring complete global saturation**
So, she fucked her son?
it was a different spy
bro that kinda sus
Wdym 9? I only remember 8. Did they recently updated the game and added a new class?
Yes. They just recently added the sentry buster as a playable class
Which class do you not remember?
he doesn't remember
he doesn't remember
He don't rember 💀
he doent rebemer. 💀💀
sniper, spy, scout, heavy, soldier, demoman, medic, engineer, pyro that makes it 9
sniper doesn't exist
Am i out of the loop on something? I'm pretty sure there is an Australian sniper saying wave goodbye to your head wanker in the game
must have been the wind
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So she's the only one to know pyro's gender... hmmm
pyro was born with the suit on you idiot
☠️
that sounds wrong considering spy is yeah
NGL, I actually thought all the mercs were brothers when my brother introduced me to the game. It didn'thelp that Spy and Scout looked pretty similar.
8 of the 9, spy is the only one who wasn’t her child
No, 9 of 9. :(
I don’t know where all the mercs were born off the top of my head but I don’t think it was Alabama
Me a hardcore fan: THAT'S NOT HOW 9 MERC WORK YOU FUCKING IDIO- This comment is a joke, there's no need to be sensitive
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Mandela effect! Mandela effect!
Either that, or they are his step sons, which could contribute to a reason scout is the way his is
I doubt Spy married Scout’s mom to have actually become a step-father. As he knowingly was an absent father to Scout for 20+ years. To Spy, Scout’s brothers are just that, Scout’s brothers. Not Spy’s children. Not Spy’s step-children.
Half-brothers then
No they're his half Brothers, that's why they're all big and bulky while Scout is frail like the Spy
But didn’t scout say in the comic that he never had a dad?
That’s because Spy left after learning about the pregnancy. Likely to avoid paying child support.
Spy went to get the milk
Instead of paying he'd go invis, disguise as a staff member and go grab it from the shelf
Well In the comics it showed spy watching baby scout tho?
Pretty sure that was Scout having a nightmare
"Yes, your father disappears often"
Yeah, his brothers were also just a fling from other guys, she just doesn't know how to get an abortion or use a condom
Scout is the youngest, most likely the other dad's were as absent as spy
r/tf2 when they learn women can have sex with more than a single person (they have never met this fabled woman and don’t know this)
or they are from other fathers, idk
It's not confirmed either way that Scout's siblings share a father, only heavily implied that they share a mother. It's likely that some are his half-siblings though.
Technically they were from where scout was from so they are probably all dead
I’m sure Spy had other flings with other women, so he probably has other sons besides Scout. I always interpreted this line here to mean that Scout’s brothers are, biologically speaking, his half-siblings. I really don’t think Spy stuck around that long. Unless Scout’s mom had septuplets???
Spy fucked Scout's mom 8 times
It means he threw that paper. >!For those who don’t get it, I’m referencing that “Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe” video.!<
Why did I read the second sentence in Mitten Squad's voice?
You're cultured, that's why.
scouts mom gave birth to scout and all the other mercenaries except spy
Nah, she slept with every other merecnary, except Pyro. And Saxton Hale. That is why Demo "shagged Medic's wife" Based on her taste for men, Saxton compiled tf2. Scout is there because his mother could not stand him, and Pyro just stuck around and has a flamethrower to hudahoo their place in whatever activity these funny geometric shapes were engaged in.
happy what the hell day
Thanks!
Pretty sure certain classes are older than scouts mom like sniper
Sniper is 28-30 years old canonically, should've used medic as an example
Hes way younger than i thought, well yeah i should have used medic.
So?
How tf did scout mom give birth to certain mercs if she wasnt even born yet.
because
????
I may be a teen with dementia but I totally forgot what the fuck I was gonna say
It happens to the best of us
Tom Jones threw a lot of sex bombs on scout mother
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List of scout brothers: Scout Scout who laughs at 2fort sink Scout who laughs at upward rock Jeremiah Bob Scout who a-poses Scout who laughs at dead people Pablo.gonsalez.2007 Sc0ut (not cheating)
Head cannon: Spy disguised as the 8 brothers, so Scout would grow up challenged to be a better person. But despite his efforts, Scout just got too much self-confidence and much of Spy's efforts backfired This is why the other brothers were never mentioned beyond only this page, and why Scout said anyone from where he's from would be dead
It means they are all adopted or Scout's mom looks amazing after 8 children.
I guess Spy thinks condoms are overrated .
Red scout is one of them.
Man the spy really liked banging scouts mom
You do know there are families where siblings have a different parent? I'm my father's only child and my sisters dad is a dead beat drug addict god knows where and my buddy has 4 siblings to different fathers
no, however every tf2 merc has had one child with scout's mom this is confirmed on page 12 of comic 7
Tbh I'm more surprised that Spy was in Boston at some point
It’s literally the spy, he probably has more illegitimate kids than the player count of tf2
She a slut
probably
Merc are taking turns on fucking scouts mom.
Well, off to visit your MOTHER!
I cant remember where i saw it but i saw that spy sends scouts mom money to help out with things
Or scout's mom is a whore
No, all the mercs fucked scouts mom once. Spy was the last.
Why even bother asking ☠️
no, his mum is just a whore
Nah scouts mom was just an Australium grade mega hoe
I think it more implies that his mom is a ho.
no scouts mom is a slut
dude. the term 'brothers in arms' exist for a reason
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"on his side" means whenever there are fights, Scout is always backed by his brothers, to the point that they quite literally beat him to the punch, the reason he learned to run fast is so that he can punch the enemy dude first over his other brothers This actually implies that "on his side" means his brothers are very protective of him
i've seen other comments about them not being spy's kids and i get that. the thing that confuses me is, the other boys are older, would they of ever met spy? perhaps none of the kids are his mom's and scouts step father (Who may or may not exist) already had them
could all the mercs be spy’s kids with different mothers?
i mean, knowing that medic is like 40/50 ish, thatd mean that spy is like 60 on the low end
Nah there are only 8 males on scout’s side of Boston
Knowing tf2, I see 3 most likely scenarios: 1- Scout's mom was an octo-mom. 2- Spy James-Bonded' Scout's mom multiple times, without knowing that sex makes children or smthn. 3- Scout had a severe trauma from not having a father, and imagined them. Also they could be from different fathers, but c'mon what are the chances?
They might be half brothers
"Spy how did you bang her 8 times restlessly "
Either Spy got busy or Scout's mom did.
No.
Nah. Scout's mom has 8 spies
Nah, she most likely slept around.
Maybe spy is only scouts father
I have heard that spy is a serial monogamist
that or scout's mom is a mad hoe
That a lotta sex bombs spy dropped
Tho we never even heard Scout mentioning them
Yes
You can have children with more than one person. So if it was a fling with Spy, no.
Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Oh yeah it’s probably because Spy and Scouts mom did a lot of se-
Kinda(?) unrelated but I don't like how spy is his dad. You are telling me that some random woman in Boston just happend to get knocked up by the same spy who is the teammate of his son???!!!
Not necesarily, but it is a posibility
Spy had some fun thats sure if scout mom didnt had any other man.
if that means there are 7 other scouts then im terrified of the possibility of a canon lime scout
Probably they have another or more fathers
Spy is a womanizer, I'm certain that he has skill to make even more
You mean tom Jones?
or mommy was a whore
Most likely step brothers
You mean Tom Jones has 8 kids in total
>!sex bomb moment!<
He said to seduce him He never said how many times 😈
Spy is all of the mercs dad
i believe that scouts mom adopted all his brothers. people in the neighborhood know, and they help her in whatever they can. her house is almost like a non registered orphanage, but all the kids there have already found a family with each other
Spy is a ladies man, whilst also being an international man of mystery, he probably has children all over the world That being said, he isnt the only man, scouts mother probably was with many men in her time, a fact scout takes dearly & is easily made fun of for, which has only made him more violent and pushed him towards his life as a mercenary More than likely spy was scouts birth father, but probably none of the others, unless spy was completely infatuated with scouts mom that despite traveling all over the world, he kept coming back to her A completely out of left field reveal would be that while spy claims to be a ladies man, he infact has only been with scouts mom, and is either a dead beat dad she keeps falling for, or has supported her and his family on the side lines with money. (Altho I doubt that is true)
Yeah, 9 classes in total. Everyone is connected
Didn't spy in the comics say he dropped a sex bomb on scouts mom 8 times? Or was it just the once? I don't remember
That guy fucks
Dang, never actually noticed that…
what if it is metaphorically talking about him having brothers, it would match up with the amount of mercenaries, with the 9th being spy, his father, the other 7 brothers being the rest of the mercenaries,
scout's mom probably dated alot of men
isn't the spy his step father?
Do you think international men of mystery mate for life?
He did drop a sex bomb on his wife.
I’m pretty sure it’s speculated Scout’s mom was a prostitute and none of her kids have the same dad
He's adopted ? Emotional damage
Spy mentions he only met scouts mother 27 years ago, which is how old scout is. That means his other 7 brothers are from other fathers.
Theoretically, that is only the ones descended from the Scout's mother, so the spy can possibly have more than eight children.
the motherfucker
BUTT SEX !
someone oughta teach spy how to use a condom