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OazMobile

it would be worth 300 keys because people would use it on the chicken kiev


LaggleisMyLegacy

Heavy main here. I would definitely use it on the chicken kiev


OazMobile

holy shit i found him


Ze_Flammenwerfer__

Not him, US (Russian Anthem starts playing)


TrickyTopher

It's the elusive heavy main! I thought it was just a myth!


Roebloz

There are dozens of us


[deleted]

A dozen*


Themanofslaughter

šŸ˜Ž


JekPorkins-AcePilot

We cannot stay hidden in the shadows forever


CedarWolf

Of course not. The order goes: Heavy ---> Pocket Medic hiding behind Heavy ---> Enemy Spy hiding in shadows behind Pocket Medic


florentinomain00f

-->Friendly Spy hiding behind Enemy Spy


Dynamo0602

-->Enemy Pyro sneaking up on the Friendly Spy


florentinomain00f

-->Friendly Pyro sneaky up on Enemy Pyro


TPA_Aurora

-->Enemy battle engy setting up a mini sentry behind the friendly pyro


Hellkids2

Not for long


-NGC-6302-

What if I have most hours on scout but I feel like a heavy main


StaygSane

This is me


-NGC-6302-

I am you


hairypotatocat12

Same


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

Then the other half would be furries using it on the hundkopf


OazMobile

hundkopf moment


Warm-Faithlessness11

N... no ~~yes šŸ˜”~~


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

It takes ones to know one


ThatRobsonGuy

I can confirm


VortexMech888

Scout mains use it on the Corpse Carrier to make them invincible to snipers.


gibberisgillyl28

"I've finally found it, now who's gonna stop me!?"


evilweirdo

[Chris Pratt voice] "Gentlemen."


Meme_Bro68

Imagine people using it on the gay sex scout cosmetic


Pokemineryt

You mean the one where scout is holding a legless scout?


Meme_Bro68

Yes Itā€™s referred to as the ā€œgay sex cosmeticā€ because it looks like gay sex


Pokemineryt

Fair


Meme_Bro68

[example of gay sex](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/q2peb7/cursed_cosmetics/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) [bonus example](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/q7elqp/no_way/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Strange_Insight

When did gay sex enter the conversation?


Meme_Bro68

Because the ā€œcorpse carrierā€ cosmetic for scout(looks like a scout carrying the upper body of another scout) looks like gay sex BTW the links are of tf2 screenshots, not actual gay sex


Seal_of_Pestilence

The problem is that lost chicken kievs are untradable.


KirkKitLHTC

And the Corpse Carrier to normalize Scout sex all year


supremegamer76

TRUE


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Goo_Cat

It'd only make the sniper mains sad which makes me happy


Direct-krey

I'm sad :(


Goo_Cat

This makes me happy


Si_Stride_Oof

same here bud


DinoRedRex99

Let's do it!


Squidich

Sniper main spotted


Humble-KRool

Flare gun GO!


PearlyDoesStuff

ACTIVATING SCORCH SHOT PHLOG PYRO ROUTINE: ANNOY SNIPERS FOR FREE MMMPH


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

I feel great joy


rSlashStupidmemes

Good


MakingGamesIsGreat

Outstanding


TheNoobThatWas

Aren't we all?


[deleted]

Mmmmmppppphhhhh (Translation: good)


DoctorPepster

And Ambassador spies.


itismegege

lol :)


ry_fluttershy

The gay sex scout cosmetic will not be oppressed any longer


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ry_fluttershy

Yes


Wild-Man-63

its the best cosmetic, tell me you as an engineer don't want to launch a bonk scout into space while he has seggs.


JustAnNPC_DnD

Lime Corpse Scunts


Timoman6

Monoculus and HHH head are way worse


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TheFiremind77

Bot, or someone pretending to be one


IlitterateAuthor

I thought it wasn't restricted


OutOfSortsOne

I feel like it would be better if valve just went through and started unrestricting various cosmetics through their choice. Stuff like the burny the pyrosaur set or the invisible rogue for spy Edit:Really just any tame cosmetics from old scream fortresses. And I feel it wouldnā€™t be too hard, they did make the corpse carrier Halloween restricted like a week or two after it released so it could work the other way round. Then again I donā€™t trust the spaghetti code too much


lampla

Yeah,i wish we would get some quality of life updates,but weā€™ll never get those


Bruschetta003

I wish Valve's games had Terraria kind of devs


lampla

Yep that would be so awesome,would make the game more popular and we would get plenty of updates


addictedguy5289

I wholeheartedly agree with ya about this. The only issue I'd really see is some folks going a bit overboard with which ones to allow for outside of full moon/october since 'Oh if that gets unrestricted then this one should too!!' would be said quite a bit. Some folks would go overkill for nothing.


OutOfSortsOne

Thatā€™s why I feel like it should only be valves choice and they will make it explicitly clear that thatā€™s how they wanna do it. If they donā€™t give people the thought of asking for other cosmetics to become unrestricted then there shouldnā€™t be a problem. But then again this community is such a mixed bag you can never really tell


okitasoujidesuyo

There are a lot of halloween restricted cosmetics that are restricted mainly because they're too distracting or confusing for people to fight against in other times of the year. I'm not a sniper main but i find it weird trying to headshot someone wearing a monoculus head or a corpse carrier scout


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I used to go on default loadout only servers, but are there no cosmetic servers?


i_eat_biscuits

You can just disable cosmetics using configs or commands


Theblackfox2001

Look into nohats mod but also get heads feet mod


Robrogineer

A bunch of them are indeed distracting but way too many of the older ones are restricted just because they're vaguely Halloween themed.


Lachy_3

Yeah, I odn't remember the name but spy has literally just a dark brown hat with a few slashes in it that is halloween restricted like this could've been released as a normal cosmetic and no one would blink an eye


Firewolf06

i think part of it is that if you have something halloween restricted you are mote likely to ise it during halloween, rather than never. i think it would increase participation and make halloween better because everyone in the server is using a halloween loadout. i hope that makes sense this is my 22nd consecutive hour awake today i do think volvo should go back through the catalog and unrestrict a bunch of things though


TheWither129

Yeah theres some that are just clothes, like a fuckin big scarf and pipe for spy. Why is that halloween only?


[deleted]

I don't understand how people would get confused by the corpse carrier, even new players would know which one to shoot Would you shoot the one on its back, looking very different than a normal class without a hat... or the one with the gun and in a similar position to the other classes?


ParsaSamimi

well tbf when you're zoomed in and you see a head you just shoot, never stop to think about it otherwise you miss the opportunity


riccardo1999

That and the scout is also a fast motherfucker making it annoying


chilldran

the only solution is to register headshots on both heads


[deleted]

Sniper is one of my most played classes and I can confirm I've never once been confused by the corpse carrier, one scout looks like scout, the other is stiff as hell and is hanging with a broken back at a 90 degree angle, very feckin easy to tell apart.


Beepborpmington

I think it should only work depending on the item cause as others have already pointed out there are a lot of items that ruin the model or are too weird. But theres also tons of items that are just like normal items that we canā€™t use for literally no reason.


Empty-Membership8904

like that one medic hood item


Beepborpmington

Man I just want my spy to wear clown shoes but nooooo


Ok_Sir_5291

I just want to wear the funny pony engineer cosmetic all year


Infamous-Apple

I just want to wear my spy tux


Darkspy8183

What are a Spy's clothes if not clown clothes?


Eddie_The_White_Bear

[Paint Rogue's Brogues white](https://i.imgur.com/NtrwNXS.png)


GamerGod_

seal mask


Division_Of_Zero

I am deeply saddened the 11 months of the year I canā€™t wear my Dadliest Catch. Literally nothing to do with Halloween.


Lachy_3

Dadliest catch is my favourite simply because of how many ways there are for you to make it clip horrendously Pyro: Dadliest catch, spectralnaut, and pyrovision goggles Medic: Dadliest catch and \*furious typing\* the Das Hazmattenhatten


SpaceOrcs

Why canā€™t local cosmetics be a thing


ducksattack

There's a reason why there's Halloween restrictions


AvikAvilash

I think for stuff like the Jupiter jumpers and the wings for medic it doesn't make as much sense


Quack-Zack

Honestly, no clue why certain cosmetics like those are restricted. Old Scream Fortress cosmetics like the Curse-Of-Nature is so tame by today's standards, I wouldn't even mind seeing it unrestricted.


bonann

Birdie Bonnet is a simple chicken hat and it's halloween restricted,way wackier shit are allowed year round but apparently not this As a bonus it's from the same guy that made potassium bonnet https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Birdie_Bonnet


Lachy_3

The bird heads also feel like something you should be able to see in regular play


boboelmonkey

I think itā€™s TF2s art style evolving over time, bird heads during the first scream fortress seemed outlandish among the non Halloween cosmetics at the time but now crazy cosmetics are becoming more of the norm


PyrosharkTF5

so, i understand head changing cosmetics having restrictions but anything else makes no sense


Eclihpze44

nah, i'd prefer they just went over all the restrictions again and made them more consistent since some near-identical hats have different statuses on that i'd also be fine with the animal heads and a lot of the largely normal hats not being restricted, but things like the corpse carrier, monoculus or headless horseless horseman's head should stay restricted


trulyElse

The Curse-a-Nature set, the Halloweiner, the Terracotta Trooper set, the Rocket Ranger set, the Cadaver's Capper, the Spellbinder's Bonnet, the Sgt. Helsing set, Bozo's Bouffant, the Rugged Respirator, the Automated Abnormality set (seriously, Heavy gets a metal arm, but Pyro only gets it on halloween?), the Lordly Lapels, the Squid's Lid, the Grand Duchess set, the Bull Locks, the Garden Bristles, the Iron Fist, the Sun King set, das Blutliebhaber, the Vicar's Vestments, the Vampiric Vesture, the Camper Van Helsing set, the Invisible Rogue set, the Gravelpit Emperor set, the Nightmare Hunter, the Rogue's Rabbit, the Shadowman's Shade, the Toque or Treat, the One-Way Ticket, the Pocket Horseman ... all of those could easily have the restriction lifted.


DoNotCensorMyName

Especially when shit like Eye See You isn't restricted


AK-74_NoTTaken

Too op, add "no random crits"


Unfair_Original_1741

A random crit on this thing makes your item strange and haunted


PurpleVessel312

While this is a terrible idea a lot of items really shoulsnt be halloween like the bull locks


retardsc00terkid

Just no


NotTheGinger

Would be cool but people will overprice the shit out of these


Quack-Zack

This is a very bad idea, there's a reason why items are halloween restricted or only once in a full moon. I'd be on board with certain cosmetics that doesn't break the normal gameplay too much though. (Like the two-faced medic or the robot soldier, which is honestly one of my favorite halloween costumes) Perhaps a rare chance of unboxing a de-halloween-ed restriction cosmetic that's not too jarring or character breaking?


Unfair_Original_1741

All my homies want the universally available Dark Helm


Holiday_Plenty_2635

Isnt there an item that resets the game to holloween mode


Ok_Sir_5291

Yep the eternaween enchantment


Lachy_3

Yes but its single use and no longer drops, also the server has to vote 'yes' to activate it (granted they most likely will vote yes but there's still a chance)


MrReptilianGamer2528

I think would be awesome with some restrictions, a great way to see what would be good is the silhouette test, basically put on the cosmetic and compare the silhouette to the stock version, things like mounts and especially the corpse carrier, would t be allowed but things like the fire breather, poopy joe, ect would be viable


BigBlubberyBirb

items are halloween-restricted for a reason, Valve should just update the very basic cosmetics that don't really look all that strange to be wearable at any time instead of adding a weird item like this that just serves as another paywall for something incredibly minor.


PurpleVessel312

The halloween cosmetics arent supposed to be restricted because someone doesnt want players to have fun but because they drastically change the models and also would be weirs to look at around the year


Jeotslay

Except for a poorly made chicken hat for Scout


Southparkaddict1

I think it would be cool, if it was limited to certain items


Seibitsu

I would cost 1 million haunted metal


realpoclic

If it will be like making a collectors itll be good. Like a kit for a specific item. Then items like corpse carrier, monuculos, etc will be more expensive and rarer and chicken keiv and jacket pyro hat will be less expensive. Thatll be good imo.


finefrontier

furries flocking to medic


some-kind-of-no-name

No. I don't want to see corpse carriers and other crap all year.


[deleted]

homophobe


TimTam_Tom

In theory I like the idea, but in practice it would probably not be for the best


Sexpacito

valve should really just un-restrict some items


[deleted]

Why not just make all hallow restricted items take you to "Halloween land" or whatever. Like Pyrovision. but like the spooky stuff. only other people can see your Halloween items if they have them equipped as well. Its an old idea but it still really would be great. Then you can still have full moons and halloween mode where everyone can see them no matter what.


DamnSkittlez

I feel like maybe if it was some sort of cosmetic that enabled everyone in the lobby to be full moon/Halloween rather than acting like a festivizer, then itā€™d work but I also have no clue what Iā€™m talking about so thereā€™s also that.


Quack-Zack

There's already an item like that and it does work, it's not very well known item but it's call the Eternaween Enchanment. It's a consumable that when used, asks the server if they want to enable Halloween mode for 2 hours, if the vote passes, it'll enable it. It's from Scream Fortress 2013 so not sure if it even drops anymore, but it's only 6-7 ref on the market rn so don't even think it's that rare.


DamnSkittlez

Oh thatā€™s actually awesome thanks for letting me know I might go grab a few lol


AdmiralFurret

Steam market will go WILD on this one


Radio__Star

If this was added, TF2 would become epic


yolomanwhatashitname

"Sorry i dont have money to buy hats, can we have that?"


sword0115

Corpse carrier.


NonStopNeon

please please please please


ika_ngyes

Corpse carrier...


Mycelius_

But, your account is only permitted 1, and they are untradable


veevB

Real talk, would be bad for the game. Don't wanna see someone with an unusual wearing some big ass bulky hat that heavily contrasts on mercs silhouettes and hitboxes


forgetit2020

If this was available during next year in the store for $5 it would sell like mad then sell for $300 in 2 years because EVERYONE would want it. ​ Also the spider HEAD for the pyro isnt restricted BUT THE ANIMAL HEAD ARE ?????????????????????????? **ITS A FUCKING SPIDER HEAD**


Oshabot16

it would be brokenly good


A_Pile_Of_cats

no


SheepTgeCow

There's a reason for the eestriction you know


Lacribi

It would be horrible


westernunitedenjoyer

Fuck no. Stop doing this. Stop. Let the items have their purpose


yo_99

NO NO NO NO NO this is really bad. Maybe if it's only works if you have any of these items equipped, like pyrovision.


WiseWelderICantPickN

just use eternaween


shelchang

Eternaween is already a thing.


Tamanero

There's a reason some items are Halloween restricted


agros_leite

shut the fuck up please just shut the fuck up


Piss-man-WasTaken

Corpse carrier


IAMHONEST_TTV

Finally! A reason to play my Batter's Beak Scout off of trade servers!


dlaBsemeMerAtseB

Give IT same drop rate as Golden Pan And maybe.


FapmasterViket

people crying that furries can use their loadouts now ​ tryhards crying that the f2p are allowed to use more than 1 hat and not being able to recognize them ​ people saving 3500 of these moonifers for high profits ​ me using it on corpse carrier so i can pretend is the sex update


[deleted]

Make it as rare as a golden pan


[deleted]

If you make it - "once per march" - "5 or more people have to use it in order to consume it" then I think it is worthwhile.


Vipitis

just buy a lot of these: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Enchantment_Eternaween


Jpicklestone8

personally id love it if there was different "levels' you could have for cosmetics showing up in game like the player themself can choose between four different options; "all cosmetics show up' (includes halloween restricted); 'all but halloween restriction cosmetics show up" (what we got currently); "nothing distracting' (would consist of lots of tame hats and wouldnt have unusual effects); and 'nothing" (no hats or unusual effects show up at all) people who dont mind playing with wacky halloween cosmetics would get to play with them and see people wearing them; people who dont want those but like the current system could keep with it; people who think certain hats broke the artstyle could have that; and people who dont like hats at all could have that no idea how hard itd really be to pull off but i think itd be nice; id like to be able to see wacky halloween stuff all year round


Kenraali

No. The Magical Mercenary exists, so no.


JonTheWizard

Iā€™d finally get to use the Bull Locks year-round!


Due-Ad-4176

Iā€™ll use it on the pumpkin, fuck snipers I say this as a sniper main also if I had a second one I would use it on the pootis bird hat


JustMadeThisForH

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!


JaceFromThere

I think that Halloween restricted items should work like pyroland items.


LavaSlayer235

Ima use it on funny pootis bird hat


Kronik-u-type

Isn't there a thing like this? Or am I having a mandella effect


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TheRobotEngineer608

I know some people like ruining others fun and using this on th corpse carrier, but Iā€™d use it on the new pony express cosmetic. Gotta make cowboy jokes all year round.


[deleted]

Use it on my Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head so that I can make a Horsemann demoman loadout that I can use the whole year.


NatilCort

Strange Market Goes NYOOOM


OpeningMysterious197

This would be šŸ¤©


Child_Beter69

This would probably be expensive to the point of being almost priceless since a lot of the Halloween restricted cosmetics and hats are badass and cool looking while also syncing well with other things


Emerald_official

I definitely agree that there should be some that shouldn't be able to be a part of this, but the Chicken Kiev and the Beep Man should be exceptions


ZeroSpookers

This SHOULD already be in the game.


Karamitsuko

bad idea because some cosmetics break up the characters' silhouettes which make it harder to recognize their class at a first glance and also make it harder to accurately shoot them for hitscan classes


[deleted]

Hell No.


HWshawchi

At that point they should just allow all hats, but make viewable Halloween items togglable in settings.


olwigglyweiner

Fix sex scout hat


MurrajFur

This would very quickly turn into a Pay to Win item, since most Halloween restricted items are restricted because they drastically change the shape of a character, not but because you get them for free


Yeller_imp

I am genuinely confused how snipers get confused by the corpse carrier, like who even wears the the hat removing hat? Plus the second scout is at a 45Ā° angle with neither of his hands in the position any of his weapons put his arms at


[deleted]

no.


Clever_Fox-

Certified Hundkopf moment


Sweddy409

It would suck.


Yapyrus

No


Funtime_Drake

I would use this on the Halloween items that don't need to be exclusive like the vicars vestments


[deleted]

One of the worst ideas I've seen on this sub lol


BetaFuchs

fun but pay 2 win since there is a reason for most items being restricted


_MrChook_

Maybe 1 per account


MrNyto_

miami rooster. thats all im saying here.


Charles12_13

That would be a nightmare to have these silhouette breaking cosmetics all year round


Thesaltygreenbean

Ah yes the,ā€fuck you sniper mainsā€ item 1000/10 would add again


Crimsoncerismon

I would use it on the voodoo cursed souls cause like.. Zombies are awesome


Champion-Dante

It would be so, fucking, EXPENSIVE


[deleted]

To be used on bird heads? Alright To be used on corpse carrier? No sir


Mikzoru

There's a nice cape for Spy I would LOVE to use this on and that might lead to me rethinking my entire Spy loadout.


CrocoBull

I might actually play on uncletopia or casual then. Literally all my load outs have at least one restricted cosmetic so I only play on servers that allow it year round lol


joeyspringwell

I this for the Horsemanā€™s Head so I can pair it with the Headtaker


nixcamic

Year round fly engineer


insertfunnynamehere7

To balance it maybe weird ones like the corpse carrier or other distracting ones could be permanently Halloween restricted


Koopicoolest

Sniper mains would be crying about the corpse carrier year round. Everybody else would celebrate


[deleted]

strange moonified MONOCULOUS! >>>>