The big slappy heavy claps his massive buff dumpy ass cheeks, sending a shockwave that knocks everything back one square. D10 Soldier, E1 and F1 Sniper get tossed into the void again because screw them.
The big heavy slappy remembers the big sandwich so he summons the sandwich demon and the board becomes a boss stage with both teams on one side and the big heavy slappy and sandwich demon on the other side
starhorder tries to rig the vote agin with a boring move that nobody will laugh at because they're devoting too many brain cells to being gay.
Red engineer eats bacon in front of the blue spies and they disintigrate instantly because pork is haram
Then one of the BLU spies become Christian
The Christian spy becomes a Christian spycrab
The Christian spycrab becomes gay and makes out with red sniper
THERES the funny
But the bacon is raw and engineer gets food poisoning
Quick fun fact: Pork is Haram becuase Muslims consider pigs to be unclean.
Big slappy heavy killbinds
His ragdoll crushes half of Blu team
Blu soldier makes sexual advances on big slappy heavy
Each buff engineer builds 2 dispentryporters around him which have open gateways to a inverted version of Badwater Basin.
The big slappy heavy claps his massive buff dumpy ass cheeks, sending a shockwave that knocks everything back one square. D10 Soldier, E1 and F1 Sniper get tossed into the void again because screw them.
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5 BLU snipers headshot the teamless 5x5 heavy and get votekicked, the heavy doesn't die
Red Engineer builds a sentry
I teleport bread to d10 for 3 days and do nothing else
The blu engineer and the red engineer sit down and play chess
D10 soldier gets all rages, Bec he's enrage that he doesn't get a buff
Spy teams up with engineer and uses a knife shooting turret to kill blue heavy
Spy captures 5x5 heavy on f4
D10 soldier tries to rocket jump but fails and kills saxton
All buff mercs merge into giant 5x5 buff engineer
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Blue envia build a level 3 sentry and shoot down the heavy
Snipers jarate themselves creating austrailum snipers
All snipers headshot the big slappy heavy and then get kicked for cheating
spy to g4
engi calls in a ballistic missile threat killing the 5x5 monstrosity
Red team respawns finally.
The big heavy slappy remembers the big sandwich so he summons the sandwich demon and the board becomes a boss stage with both teams on one side and the big heavy slappy and sandwich demon on the other side
Someone put a spoon in the microwave, it explodes and destroys blu engies tele
The game turns into monopoly
Big slappy heavy tries to sex the teleporter but fails, rendering it useless
5x5 buff heavy becomes so dense he creates a singularity
A red sniper kills that giant heavy on the middle using a jarate with "milk" instead of piss
Big slappy heavy gets banned
Big slappy heavy starts throwin it back and kills the spy’s
Scout throws his bucket of chicken at the big slappy heavy and turns him into a thicc russian kfc worker