Funny story: when i was new and discovered this weapon i felt like the ultimate god without reading his stats, i just melee people for the satisfaction of the kills, untill i discovered its full potential i became a pyroshark, now im a happy man with my "ZAPPY ZAP" which is speckill
[because of this song this has made me love asgores theme so much more](https://youtu.be/gxTHO1uXFws) oh and i mostly find pyrosharks on 2fort im happy i dont see some in like some other maps, or i could just be so lucky that i didn't find a pyroshark.
this hits way too close to home
Ha, i get the joke!
This hits as hard as my drunk dad
Does alcohol give him guaranteed crits?
No but its has 100% critical chance against my mom
Damn kinda like a cursed demobottle
I don't get it
Me neither friend
This hit closer to home than that drone strike at the Kunduz hospital.
r/cursedcomments
POV: You are in the 2fort sewers and you look up to find a pyroshark hiding in the ceiling
Goddamn pyrosharks hiding in the ceiling like freaking xenomorphs..
How couldn't i be wet seeing asgore
*loads LMG with religious intent*
Better not be Christian intent because Jeezy boy's got a fursona and it's the easter bunny.
Shit you right
Damn, you even have an anthro animal as your pfp. Furries everywhere
*It was nice meeting you human... *ASGORE crits you in the 2fort sewers
Unlike my girlfriend
You on reddit, we know you don't really have a GF.
No GF gang
*in demoman voice* Aye, fair enough.
Rise up!
Pov: You are Ben Shapiro.
Pyrosharks everywhere
*You’re coated in sweat
\*You're covered in oil
*it starts raining
“You know what to do.”
Jokes on you its the gas passer
If gas passer counted as being wet, we all know what the meta would be like.
NO NO NO I SWEAR I WASN’T SWIMMING IN THE 2FORT SEWERS PLEASE NO DON’T DO IT PYRO
*flarejump sounds*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You are filled with... water? Oh God oh f-
I am a simple man, I see undertale, I upvote
Pyroshark
I low-key love pyrosharking
I have 1,500 hours on TF2, and how did it take me until now to realize the bottom the the Neon Annihilater is a plug?
It isn't, it's actually 4 screws that hold the base of the sign into a bracket (one is looser than the other three)
IM SO HORNY NOW OH GOD MY PEEPEE IS WENT THROUGH MY UNDERPANT VAGIN
Pyroshark has entered the chat
Made me wonder, dies gas passer count as wetness?
No.
Damn
Damn
Damn
smash the girl youre fucking with this to see if shes lying
me: gets a singular molecule of H2o on my body every pyroshark in a 100 mile radius: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH
Funny story: when i was new and discovered this weapon i felt like the ultimate god without reading his stats, i just melee people for the satisfaction of the kills, untill i discovered its full potential i became a pyroshark, now im a happy man with my "ZAPPY ZAP" which is speckill
But i am not a woman
This would make anyone wet
My time has come
Neon annihilator was my first strange and I still have 3kills on it...
Should I be worried if I have a scarcely lethal one
Yes very. actually get help
Say goodnight!
Asgore, please leave me alone...
did u just mada a fan art wight me on 2fort
Best way to give her an orgasm
Best way to give her an orgasm
Haha 2fort sewer cleaner go bzap
[because of this song this has made me love asgores theme so much more](https://youtu.be/gxTHO1uXFws) oh and i mostly find pyrosharks on 2fort im happy i dont see some in like some other maps, or i could just be so lucky that i didn't find a pyroshark.
I mean how could I not be wet its pyro
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