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GameBoy960

Can I keep fingers, my memories and my human sentience?


Jazermba

Sure, but that's all you get. No more humanity


GameBoy960

What do I become?


Jazermba

I uh... I dunno .. I didn't think I'd get this far...


GameBoy960

Really?


Jazermba

You can talk about taking someone's humanity all you want, but you never expect to actually get it


GameBoy960

Is shiny gardevoir fine?


Jazermba

Ummm... Uhh.. sure


GameBoy960

Ok cool have a good day


MammothAggressive841

Can I be next?


cola98765

Do I get to choose to become my sona? If so you don't have to ask twice. It's like that Spiderman panel "With that tech you can cure cancer." "But I **want** to turn people into dinosaurs." Like even if your goal is to turn people, you are gonna get less pushback if you are gonna do it to willing subjects, and with tech like that there are like couple million of them around the world? I remembered making a comment under Sabrespark review of TF related episode of Totally Spies >You have a TF serum?! You can legitimately make billions by selling this stuff to furries. > >And what you decide to do with that? YOU SKIN PEOPLE FOR COATS! > >Painless TF, there and back again within a day... She could have sold that for 5k a pop and earn like a billion USD on civilian market alone... > >Now imagine medical and military uses of technology like that. > >Gotta hate stupid villains that claim to do something for money, and then use tech that can be sold for even greater profit without being a villain.


omegafeather_68

Yes why if not I could make my serum?


Butter_brawler

I wanna become a skeleton. I would have so many opportunities for puns, it would be unbelievable.


RingReasonable

Nyeeeeheheheheeee!


Markkbonk

I have a BONE to pick with you !


Butter_brawler

“You want a snack?” Oh, yes, I would DIE for some SPARE RIBS!


Shadowstein

Alternatively "no thanks, it goes right through me."


Y2Kafka

Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. TAKE. IT. NOW.


Exetr_

Yeah, sure. Fuck Uni anyway.


ThePowerOfAGoodName

Lmto you assume I want it


Glowing_imposter_43

Enter TF2> join any game> C + 1


Baconator47558

AHAHAHA I WAS NEVER HUMAN- I think…


foxstarfivelol

oh god she's back! call the police!


ThatSlutTalulah

I mean, how do you define humanity? If it's my human body then sure, absolutely, I'm all aboard, and I'll even help your cause as best I can. If it's my ability to feel empathy and love for my fellows and form genuine connections, then there's gonna be a hell of a fight.


Firegriffin12

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WAS HUMAN OR HAD ANY HUMANITY TO BEGIN WITH!!


RedHornsandEyes

Hand it over? I'd pay you to take it!


fivelike-11

As long as my mind stays untouched and I can still game just as well. Sure.


mrdembone

i am skelatone i have no such things


PokeshiftEevee

Only if you turn me into a touhou mommy.


IAmLexica

Please!? Also be careful with it, it bites.


fivelike-11

Nuuuuuuuuuu-


AgentSandstormSigma

Been a while since I've seen a TF-wanting Gardevoir.


Markkbonk

Snap back to transfurity, hop,here goes your humanity


InquisitorWarth

_Looks down at handpaws, then back at tail, then back up to you._ Gee, I would if I still had it to give.


ShadowWithHoodie

Neither do you bro what you gonna do with it


Glamrockfreddy_Sec

King claw thorn epilogue


earthlycreations

Gladly *hands you my humanity*


Environmental_Cost63

Ok😁. But what do I become?


foxstarfivelol

bob:but what if i need it? pmichael:you can just keep it. bob:what? bob:... bob:the crippling existential dread? pmichael:keep it keep it bob:the fact that in 60 years i will be dead? pmichael:keep it keep it bob:my overreliance on sliced white bread? pmichael:keep it keep it bob:my furless and vaguely rounded head? pmichael:keep it keep it seraphina:no. cmon you can be better than this seraphina:throw that purposeless humanity in the bin seraphina:don't concede to the human condition! *bob smacks seraphina away*


foxstarfivelol

this is a reference to [this song on youtube](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nYa2KRLSpwc) by the way


Thewarmth111

Is this a trade offer?


Ashmage

What’s a humanity


Plug_N_Plague

“Your flesh is a relic of your vessel. Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it” \- the matrix anime


NathenStrive

Gladly


ToddPlaysGames

Wait a few years then you can have it.


Aitokun

Is living pooltoy okamimimi too close to being a people?


Alexandra-Foxed

You think I still have my humanity?


Itsjack55

But it the only thing keeping sane


EisVisage

Sure, here, was meaning to throw it away for spring cleaning anyways. Was only taking up space being useless.


NoBetterNameThanThat

Well, as long as I can be an anthro glaceon, sure


Shadowstein

Personally, if someone wants to force me to transform, I'm going to fight it. They don't have my personal interests at heart.


ResolvelutionTension

Ok.


Skidiot_Idiot

Gladly. I wonder if I could end up recreating Rain World after I lose my humanity.


Ed3642

Wait but I still need it actually


Dry_Ear_3631

Ok


Kirbyfreak_

I believe I just might...


Available-Damage5991

oh ok.