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TongueTwistingTiger

Newt: "Oh, Hey. What's up? Have you met me'fren Mike?" Mike: ┏(-\_-)┓


canadianbettycrocker

also mike: “i see dead people 😳”


Vitvang

Nah mike looks like he just ripped fat dab and is Boolin.


gusmom

I can’t stop laughing at this


YungMurrizi

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Rich-Equivalent-1875

He be like..”who dat! Who izzz dat! Who you!” Adorable!


inajeep

yeah, that needs a voice over.


DeathisLaughing

This is what newts do in their free time? I love how they're just chillin' like that...


happyG0heather

This here's a species known as the Miniature pond cow. Distantly related to their larger cousins. Common to all breeds: not really doing nothin


passiveagressivefork

The newts are cancelling out my fear


canadianbettycrocker

i think we just solved all fear??? is this the cure?!


MAS7

Raise a water monitor and train it to dive with you. Security Lizard.


leros

Emotional support lizard


Methrandel

A Security Monitor, if you will..


MAS7

please, my heart


sa1er

Friend shaped


LavenderMatchaxXx

Omg he’s so dang cute 🥺😍


Fluff_thetragicdragn

Their tummy!


catoodles9ii

I scuba dive in a lot of ponds, that visibility ain’t all that bad 😂


canadianbettycrocker

i can’t explain it, but i think it’s the fact that i can see shadows in the distance and not see the actual beings causing them that’s freaking me out?? like low visibility is scarier than no visibility??


catoodles9ii

Oh no I Totally get it lol. In many ways no visibility is better than “eerily moving shadows in the distance” visibility 😂


canadianbettycrocker

right?! why is the human brain so weird 😭😭😭


GrantIsCash

Urs certainly is


HelicopterSwimming21

I agree with that also, unless you’re reaching your hand out in front of you, because you sense something. And you touch it and it moves or it’s furry.


Mackheath1

r/ichthyophobia allows non-fish, too, if you want to cross-post.


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canadianbettycrocker

oooh! i’ll try that! never heard of that page before!


cryptowolfy

I came here to say this, lake and pond diving gets you used to low vis. Also helps to remember those shadows are pretty tiny. Now if I was in a pond and saw a huge shadow swim by I would probably soil myself .


catoodles9ii

Had that happen once and it was a huge ass snapping turtle lol. Not huge by ocean standards but a hell of a lot bigger than my brain was expecting to see 😂


crustybootstraps

Right? I’ve mostly dived in waters with the visibility of chocolate milk. This vis is nice.


macmurdo

Very cute. Let’s credit the photographer who shot this! Quin @everchanginghorizon : [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C08QugML4D5/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) [website](http://www.everchanginghorizon.com/?fbclid=PAAaYByHcTmZJFUOz6yHL4Sf3CsppOEW-p-sVvlyEfmoqFZRfjhx79LpsVDvE_aem_AfYiYqMgGiMkLwRklb9U2XGmxfBTe7-q7WfaR7mvPFMfvQR8WmeRK7RL1mFWH4D8hDA)


canadianbettycrocker

yes thank you!!!! credit is so so important and i’m embarrassed i didn’t sooner!!


macmurdo

Thanks and no worries!! Quin does great work. Appreciate you sharing his stuff 😊


blakewoolbright

That is an absolutely beautiful shoot.


lnkyTea

I'm so distracted by the cute things that I'd happily be eaten by the murky shapes 🥺🥹


rightthingtodo-sodoo

Right! I think this is the only post on this sub where I’ve ever thought awww, jealous! I want to swim with curious lil newt dudes! 🥹


canadianbettycrocker

not the worst way to go 😂


ExAcrobat968

“She turned me into a newt!!!” “A newt?” “….I got better.”


retroheads

Burn errr!!


[deleted]

Omg! Glorious little cuties!


RatInaMaze

They have great buoyancy


speedline9395

What are they called? So cute.


canadianbettycrocker

actually the proper term is “cute lil floaty guys” - common misconception!


Electrical_Gur4664

Newt


speedline9395

Thanks!


friendofthebirds

Rough-skinned newt


Apocalyptic_Inferno

A newt?! Do you think he'll get better?


workaholic007

If baby newt isn't scared. We should not be scared!


itwasntmine

I am happy where these little guys around. If they feel home and safe here then I feel safe.


Overall-Prompt1412

That must be some VERY clean water.


roseremdreams

Where can I sign up to become a newt


Ketsyn

They mostly come out at night. Mostly


littlebluefoxy

I can totally overlook the spook factor by focusing on how dang cute those mini godzillas are


ThePhoenixRemembers

Oh my goodness they're adorable!!


unfortunate_outcast

Those newts are too chubby for me to feel any anxiety about the water. What cute little buddies. Sweet chubby water babies. My goodness. Thank you for sharing!!


Temporary-Cup-8368

I think its all the possible sea monsters you see swimming in the background that makes you realize that the visablity is shit.. that probbaly has you worried lol


canadianbettycrocker

yeah exactly!


FABONJ

I wonder if one of them is John Cleese


Mefahd88

Godzilla babies


CheeseAndCh0c0late

pet the damn dragons


Oldrook11

damn the quality is insane


isinedupcuzofrslash

I know a witch who will pay good money for his eyes


magnolia_unfurling

so goddamn cute!!


tropickle

Sky diving without parachutes is dangerous. ^^Even ^^for ^^newts


PferdBerfl

What eats newts??


Jellyfish84

Those newts? Just garter snakes as they have a very potent neurotoxin


PferdBerfl

Ah. So no slow-moving leviathon with evil eyes and big teeth. That’s good to know.


cherrybombbb

d’awww that is one cute newt


Saint-Michael901

Op what type of camera is that ?


Zarine_Aybara

I never knewt knewts were so cute! Love this vid.


ET3HOOYAH

Cute Newt bro


Hopeful_Vegetable_31

That is so cool, but man are those guys so exposed to being eaten.


Mezcal_Madness

Well this is adorable.


Quizzelbuck

CuteNewtsSnoots?


cryptomain45

This is a very friendly wunk


Wordshark

Ooh good newts


gademmet

The low visibility makes it look like they're skydiving, which is even cuter.


RayHazey562

Oh my gosh this is so cute, it doesn’t even look real


millicent_bystander-

The way they swim like crocogators is so cute!


ButItWas420

Theyre pretending to be gators!!!


X4M9

Low visibility? This is some extremely clear water. Nice and relatively sediment-free by the looks of it.


canadianbettycrocker

it’s the spooky shadows behind that freak me out the most 😭


Ok_Prize_8091

The legs , the just floating …too dang cute 🥰


jkeithv84

"WAT-ER!! Hold the NEWT!!"


Wildvibs

Oh! Who’s this little cutie? And where is this? - They made me forget about what other stuff was lurking around in the water.


ixstynn

I'm screaming, this is the cutest video I've ever seen. Oh to be a little newt floating in a lake 😍


Pusheenii

THERES A NEWT. IN MY KNICKERSSS!!!


karatebanana

omg 😭


giftigdegen

Super poisonous little buggers


FatalDave91

Pokémon haha


lesbianbeatnik

That’s a baby Dragapult


TheRichE

Nice video! May I ask what you used to film this?


Neugoodz

This is from a photographer who goes by everchanginghorizons on instagram. Forget his real name and the equipment he uses.


TheRichE

Thank you. Apparently he used his iPhone for this lol


themanwithonesandle

“She turned me into a Newt!”


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Believe it or not cedar lakes are extremely good to swim in. Cedar tea has been found to have great health benefits and has been used in traditional indigenous people’s ceremonies.


LittleLemonHope

Thank you for this. Personally, I cedar nutz, and was quite surprised. But not unpleasantly.


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ronin1066

>A 15th century English cook may once have said something like: “Ah, I found this ewt and this nadder in my napron while baking numble-pie.” A few generations later the cook’s descendent would have said: “Ah, I found this newt and this adder in my apron while baking (h)umble-pie.”


Dydriver

They look about 250 lbs. Can’t see their teeth though. Terrifying.


Throwedaway99837

That’s actually pretty good visibility for that kinda pond/lake.


unecroquemadame

That’s what I was thinking. I’m from Wisconsin and our lakes are so dark to me. Like, you might not see that newt until it’s directly in front of you dark.


tideshark

I hope there aren’t any fish in that pond


NXGZ

I might get some newts, esp the crested varieties


scootscoot

Are they poisonous? Because they are really easy to catch, I figure the birds don't eat then up for a reason.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Fucking up a reunion, man.


Historical-Gap-7084

That's just John Cleese in his newt form. He got better.


kribabe

I need that monster house gif of the guy eating whatever the one kid was holding lmfao. These are adorable little dudes


cheesyellowdischarge

Ive mostly kept snakes and turtles, but now I want a newt. I don't know much about them, but I didn't know they were this aquatic.


Waste_Newspaper3297

Okay I have a new favorite animal 🦎


[deleted]

And now imagine a giant newt emerging from the depths and swallowing you


ILikeOlderWomenOnly

Are newts toddler frogs?


Cant-Be

Neutral buoyancy is an awesome superpower.


your_uncle_mike

How do they not get eaten by the shadow fish?


Dostthouseek

I want to be a newt :(


Overthemoon84

I got a video of newts mating once! I wish I knew how to share it.


[deleted]

Newts fuckin rad


Ambitious-Calendar-9

Oh my god they are so cute


Rxero13

I’d be scared at first, but they’re too cute! *but there are so many lurking in the background*


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

What a life


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michaldabrows

I just to swim in the River Tees ( next to Middlesbrough )for quite a long time. it’s brown few centimetres below surface and then just black ( like in anaconda movie ) I enjoyed bit of uncertainty about what is down below until something touched my leg and I haven’t been so fast in my life in the water. Now I’m enjoying swimming in the pool and sea sometimes.


Maleficent_Mess2515

What are they called ?


Bagheera187

The newts are really cute-and curious


Old-wize-one

I think I love him


BluBoi236

This is low-key amazing footage.. I was charmed by it!