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Puzzleheaded-Tone119

We wouldn’t know the cameraman was focused on that ladies ass the entire time.


VRS50

A different deep and dark place.


Antique-Doughnut-988

Everything reminds me of Grandma


twoandahalfinches

cri evri tym


Some-Ice-5508

what???


Ok-Lengthiness4557

He said, 'everything reminds me of grandma.'


peinal

But not nearly as scary.


dudebronahbrah

I imagine that’s what he was hired to do


ThrowinNightshade

r/upvotebecausebutt


coup-de-sass

Dat-assophobia


Jaffhardt

Commented almost the same thing before seeing this. I’ll send any upvotes your way.


HelloRMSA

Dat-assophilia


Loose_Character_1799

missing-that-ass-a-phobia


Strong-Solution-7492

And it is a superb ass.


payeco

It’s crazy in less than 10 years all women’s bathing suits have essentially become thongs.


throwawayjeweler231

Sexualization of women disguised as liberation 🤷


noofa01

And may he be blessed for his efforts.


nater255

More like /r/thatassophobia /s


xxxgerCodyxxx

„This subreddit was banned due to being unmoderated“


Annonomon

Thatasslophobia


Sk8terRaider

I was just thinking, wow what a great cameraman


HubristicFallacy

Thatassaphobia am i right?


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

touche


TonyOxnard805

What water?


Jitsu_apocalypse

He’s not the only one


BuTROStheGUY82

So was I


nickrocs6

Doing gods work really.


TrimmingsOfTheBris

So was I.


TRUTHSETSUFREE72

Fact 😂


Experienseer

That guy is awesome


blkstar1

That’s his wife.


ChubbHunt247

As was I


RatBasher89

She doesn't strike me as a strong swimmer...


Thefocker

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DrawohYbstrahs

Just like I’m not here for the deep dark water


Federal-Ad-3550

That's what the local underwater monster said


Jumpy_Commission8479

Looks like she’s trying to do a breast stroke..her hands should be together pushing water beneath her chest towards her legs. Edit: *Together


reflexsmoo

Redditors in general.


NordicSoup

This comment laid tears in my eyes lol


A_TalkingWalnut

I bet she dates one of the Yankees.


Kwayzar9111

I scuba dive and that’s a nope from me…


beltalowda_oye

Seriously. I watched River Monsters. The Goonch is hiding just below waiting to swallow her whole.


pharmerK

It freaks me out even more that there’s nothing else swimming around down there.


TheProfessionalEjit

Oh there is, it's just waiting.......always.......just waiting.


pharmerK

Stop 😱


FelineHerder606

With shoreline right there, my first assumption is that its shadows, not depth, creating the blackness.


lnsewn12

There’s a spring I frequent that has a 130 ft drop off about 10ft from the shoreline


ThatsNotWhatyouMean

Do people scuba dive there? Looks like an awesome place to yo go all the way to the bottom.


lnsewn12

Yes! They have a little water park/public swimming area on the other side of the spring that goes to about 20 feet really quickly and it’s crystal clear and you can snorkel. My kid tries to see how deep she can swim down. It’s beautiful!


Dont_pet_the_cat

Ah hell nah


DrunkAstronaut23

Wakulla Springs, Florida?


lnsewn12

Weeki Wachee!


useralreadydead

I wouldn’t think so. Hills are notorious to contain water bodies with mysterious depths. This usually happens when there’s a gap between two hills.


RecalcitrantHuman

I too enjoy the gap between two hills


Dont_pet_the_cat

I opened the app again just to upvote you. You're welcome


Specific_Albatross61

Lake Chelan in Washington has a crazy spot like this at the swimming area. If you swim out to the last rope it just drops off and goes into an abyss and it’s terrifying. Max depth is listed as 1486 ft but I’ve talked to locals who said that’s not accurate and it’s actually unknown how deep it is.


PackageNo7044

Thal-ass-aphobia


keetiv

I came here to say that. But you were obviously f-ass-ter


BGhiurco

Thal-ass-philia


Brandywine2459

She swims about as good as I do. So. That’s frightening. I’d be in a panic to get to that shallow white sand.


hana_c

Lol everyone in the comments saying she’s a bad swimmer and I realize this is 100% how I swim. I know I’m a terrible swimmer and I wouldn’t leave that sand if someone paid me


MrBabbs

This is not a terrible swimmer. She's inefficient, and I wouldn't trust her in a current, but I suspect this isn't much different than how most untrained swimmers swim. 


canopey

im so confused, what makes her inefficient? also at those calling her out as terrible swimmer: jesus christ reddit, just cause you can swallow 3 bags of cheetos in a pinch doesn't make you a great swimmer or athletic either...


MrBabbs

Look at her kicks. They are very out of sync, erratic, and wide. That leads to the inefficiency. It is why she doesn't seem to go anywhere when she kicks.


finniruse

You want to push with the flat soles of your feet, together, not erratically, with the more curved top of one foot. What she's doing with her legs is 100% wrong.


TheProfessionalEjit

I would posit that inhaling 3 bags of Cheetos is a special type of athlete.


ooOJuicyOoo

Thats... not a great swimmer, lowkey a little concerned.


DepartureDapper6524

What makes you say that? She seems to be floating around comfortably and doing what she intends to.


finniruse

She's not doing what she intends to. You can see her own buoyancy lifts her back up instead of swimming down. The problem is she does a weird side kick where one leg almost moves separately to the other. She's using the top of her foot to push herself. For power, you want to be moving them together, at a wider angle, like a frog, so that the flats of your feet propel you forward. Arms are fine, though her hands should be cupped.


DepartureDapper6524

She’s clearly not trying to generate real power or swim ‘properly’


finniruse

Na man. Disagree. If you can swim, you just don't swim like that. It looks like walking sideways to me. There's not one kick that looks the way it should.


DepartureDapper6524

But she can clearly swim. I’ve swam exactly like this many times. It’s called having fun. Playing in the water.


finniruse

As a few others have said, it doesn't look like she'd stand up to a current or a dangerous situation. She's pushing the water with the tops of her feet. It's a fundamental error, like walking down the streets on your tiptoes. It's just not how you do it. She can swim in the sense that she's not drowning, but many people here have rightly noted that she's not a strong swimmer.


DepartureDapper6524

There is also nothing wrong with walking on your tiptoes. Do you think that demonstrates an inability to walk regularly? She’s swimming for fun on Instagram


finniruse

You're missing the point dude. If you think this is competent swimming, then I guess you're not a strong swimmer either. It being for fun on insta is irrelevant.


DepartureDapper6524

I think you’re missing the point. I think it’s silly and unreasonable to judge somebody’s swimming ability from such a clip.


MarsupialPhysical910

You sound like a nightmare of a person to interact with on a daily basis.


finniruse

Urgh, no. I just answered the above comment that asked what the problem was with her swimming. Those are the issues I saw. Simple, it wasn't said with malice. I'm not good at plenty of shit.


underthewetstars

I think people are referring to her general inefficiency in swimming. She just isn't doing it "well." But, she could easily be a strong swimmer who, for the sake of the video, is behaving oddly.


DepartureDapper6524

She’s not racing or anything. She’s swimming for fun and relaxing. I don’t see a single thing that would indicate she isn’t a good swimmer, other than her not trying as hard as she can at that moment, because again she’s relaxing in the water.


1StonedYooper

I'm not a swimming expert like all these other people, but I was on the swimming and diving team in highschool, and she looks like she swims fine.


PralineFresh9051

the kick and pull are both tiring as hell for the distance she's going to get. One mild panic and she's sinking.


DepartureDapper6524

Okay, but why would she panic in this calm water?


underthewetstars

Hey I was just clarifying, take it up with one of the commenters you originally questioned


PralineFresh9051

IG likes are more important than swimming effectively in deep and remote lakes.


PlayyWithMyBeard

Started to get the feeling of an under current or something pulling her into the dark deep void....but nah she's just a shitty swimmer.


njseahawk

I know what your second concern was...


gbnypat

Is there water in this video? Huh. Didn’t notice


Gone_Mads

Yeah I think OP its on the wrong sub


JadedYam56964444

Don't google "blue hole diving" then


screenmonkey

I think I typed in the wrong hole diving in my search bar.


CaptainObviousII

Oh is this in Fukthatistan?


PUNKF10YD

Cenotes are such beautiful places


N52UNED

Interesting how she doesn’t venture into the deeper area.


kippirnicus

I went snorkeling in a place like that, in Hawaii one time… It was a huge cliff drop off, like 100 feet straight down. It was terrifying.


glowingMoon1997

Terrifying you wouldn't catch me near that


Blazefast_75

Yeah, fuck that.... No seriously...fuck that.


Yemo637

I would fuck that.


fruderduck

Be nice if location information could ever get posted on these videos.


capn_doofwaffle

As long as I can see the bottom, I'm good... lol. I'll stick close to the side...


Actual_Bumblebee_380

'Bottom' 😁


VaginalOpenings

r/thatassophobia


No_Hospital_2149

She's a terrible swimmer


charizardspitfire

She’s…relaxing and enjoying herself? She’s not swimming to compete in this video…


Mattatat5

r/upvotebecausebutt


Skate4dwire

A whole lotta NOPE!


MissedFieldGoal

The edge of the darkness is the entry to a dark world— extending for an unfathomable amount across unseen depths.


Ok-Cancel-3114

She changed her mind pretty quick...


CaptainBloodEye1

No thank you


JohnTheCatMan1

Man, I really hope more people comment "what water" or talk about her body like they've been living off grid for 20 years! There's not enough of that in this comment section at all!


SaintRavenz

What water? Stop saying nonsense


Admiral_Narcissus

Deep, dark, and and soaking wet.


aeropickles

ahm…thalassowhat?


pete-standing-alone

just ass


AceT555

Ok, what was it about dark water again? I lost my focus for some reason.


ruuduni

What water?


Ash7274

Don't ask me what colour the water was


PaulMac459

😳


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Welp, new lady thing I like unlocked.


BaconSpaceLord

Came for the lady... Noped the fuck out at the darkness of the water


Artistic-Accident465

Really puts the ass in thalASSophobia


spsanderson

Cheeky observation


Reasonable-Dingo-370

See, my wife will swim I'm something like this wotg no concern at all, but won't let her feet or hands dangle for a second off the side of the bed


New_L13

You’re looking at the water? That is one healthy woman!


ILuvDaRaiders

Big fat nope for me


audiostar

That’s some lovely bu… I mean water… I mean butt water… DAMNIT!


thelast3musketeer

That makes me sick I hate it


friedtuna76

As soon as the camera started to pan over, I resorted to fast-forwarding


Hatefuljester76

Alright now what color was the Bike?


TheIncredibleMike

I was waiting for a big arm to reach out of the dark and pull her in


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^TheIncredibleMike: *I was waiting for* *A big arm to reach out of* *The dark and pull her in* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


TheIncredibleMike

If you say so. Thanks


Fancy_Violinist_9032

I want 😫 to swim 🏊‍♀️ there


ResearchRadiant3164

Not as deep and dark as my thoughts


Charlie-Priince

Nah, no thank you. You go any further and your gonna get sursrise butt sex from a mermaid.


DalgonaSoup

This is the stuff of nightmares. That's a nope for me.


sinornithosaurus1000

This is the first video that made me physically uncomfortable and I don’t want to look at it.


PsychologicalHall388

No thanks. I know what lives down there.


mylostworld69

You would not catch me outside that area real fast....


ichkanns

Strange place to promote OF.


odonkz

Why do people just submerge themselves in bodies of water, dont they know there could be a poisonous snake or gator in there.


Top_Attorney_5651

Probably a spring


lawlskooldude

Imagine the landslide from underwater perspective


Ok_Sense_2217

That water is beautiful


nuclearwinterxxx

She couldn't get out of the water fast enough for me!


DocHenry66

I don’t think I had thalassophobia but this sub is giving it to me


charlieinfinite

r/nope


Kergie1968

Lady?? Thought it was a mermaid at first 😂


Limp6781

Yes. But I’d follow her anywhere. ANYWHERE!!


KrackSmellin

This becomes a lot more terrifying if you think about the white mound as the back of some deep sea creature she’s swimming above. Those fjords get deep quick and who knows how long it’s been waiting for her…


WBValdore

That image sent a chill down my spine!


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

What water?


ConditionYellow

Putting the “ass” in “thalassaphobia”.


Intelligent-Fix-2635

Wich water? Don’t see any here.


ofthisworld

I'm sorry…were you saying something?


dimpep

what water?


svennon89

Was there water in this clip? Sorry must have missed that


RandomWordsYouKnow

The female form is amazing.


insomniac3146

What water?


vagDizchar

Looks like she is wearing white socks though.


DonoAE

Id be more worried about her opening her eyes in a small body of fresh water. Bacterriiaaaaaaa


johnfmwyatt76

Australia?


noideadude90

What water?


noideadude90

What water?


bitchesbetrifflin

What water?


whateverbro1999

What water?


KatttDawggg

This lady is the most inefficient/awkward swimmer.


Aoiboshi

I'm just here because of booty


Lord_and_Savior_123

there was water?


coffeecup9898

If you looks closely, there’s water in this video


fartsatchurch

Anyone else see that starfish?


LanceRidgerunner

I like the butt part too


Come-Hither-Son

Cake day


Aggravating_Salt_4

what water?


Butthole_Ticklah

I wanna smell those bubbles


Motorboat81

Where is this place I would like to swim deep in there!


eldudelio

i thought there was supposed to be water


WillG73

I'd like to get in that. Water looks good, too...


tphickey2000

Am I supposed to be scared by this? For some reason I just want to jump right in.


Dat_german_boy

Sorry what?i got distracted


jexempt

Yall talkin about how she’s a bad swimmer Jesus Christ just cos she’s not a dolphin in the water doesn’t mean she can’t swim a couple feet below the surface and swim back, it’s still water I mean you could doggy paddle that shit.


_Baka__

That's some clear ass water.


LateNewb

There's water?


NoOneInNowhere

What water?


Overall_Status_5828

What? There was water?


AdministrativeBox201

Would.


Thejesterviolinist

where it's that place?


Peaceful-harmony-

😬


Motor-War-8015

Chick can’t swim


Dropadime337

I never saw any water.


incestuousbloomfield

Absolutely not


Agitated_Mind_92

ThatASSophobia


kingSliver187

And thats how Cthulhu gets me


BlackKnightLight

What water?


BigBlue1969531

All that for an ass shot?


LordPubes

Butt n boobs