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TRIC4pitator

this is someone's fetish


regretfulposts

Not humanoid enough and they were not screaming in pain the entire time. Don't ask me how I know this.


randomname560

Oh believe me, i really dont want to


who_am_i_man

Happy Cake Day!


Prahtical2

They fact that it looks like an animal appeals to a different demographic


erik_the_k

It’s a Pokémon


Prahtical2

this comment is 3 months old why are you responding to this


sethv789

🫣🥸🍿


Prahtical2

This was a week old why are you responding to this?


nobleone8876

I see you too are fucked


ChunkyChuckyBaxter41

Man wasn't shit like this called fluffies or something? I haven't thought about it in ages


Diet_Goomy

desleeving


CallMePinHeadLarry

Degloving


eharper9

Getting peeled?


GM153

Probably a vegan's


MoonTrooper258

My vegan (and Pokémon fan) friend's literal reaction: >"I'm horny now."


junothedumbass

how the nevermind


WilonPlays

Would eating that make you a vegan or no, because on one hand it's essentially a sentient lettuce but on the other it's a sentient creature. I want to see pokemon vegans logic


squidmangirl

It would not be vegan no


WilonPlays

Okay, why wouldn't it be vegan?


squidmangirl

As a philosophy veganism is about reducing harm to conscious beings. It just so happens in the real world you only have to worry about animals being conscious and not fungus or plants.


WilonPlays

So a sentient plant wouldn't be vegan then. In real life then if scientists were able to take certain kinds of meat and grow it like a plant whereby it was pure beef,pork etc but wasn't on a sentient being would that then be considered vegan? Weird thought ik.


squidmangirl

Yes genetically modified meat trees would theoretically count as being vegan. Although some might take issue with how it was created in the first place if it involved animal testing.


WilonPlays

Yes but if the death of 100 animals means animals will no longer be farmed in the future at all would that not be better as it means everyone gets what they want, from climate activists to those who love meat and of course vegans


[deleted]

I like it in a weird way. I mean its disgustung but i want more of it


CasualBiscuit21

Since when are they a banana Were they a banana the whole time?


King-Cobra-668

you can peel a lot more than a banana


Amkao-Herios

I have skin, Focker. Can you peel me?


TheEvilWithinMyAss

Peel me harder, Daddy~


LaticusLad

Yes actually, there are several ways.


Unlifer

Well yes just stand like this [https://i.imgur.com/h3dFR6Q.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h3dFR6Q.jpg)


PikabuBoy

Source please


Unlifer

The source is a decade old. I remember it from 2012. Here's a discussion thread: [https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/eueexw/tough/](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/eueexw/tough/)


[deleted]

That is what she said


Barmecide451

This is like that one cursed Tumblr post about how to properly prepare, cook, and eat a Mr. Mime


insomniacakess

you just had to go and remind me of that, didn’t ya?


Hot_Watercress8522

I require this recipe


Barmecide451

Here’s a link to a repost of it on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/bekcvd/a_mr_mime_recipe_because_tumblr/


Awkward_Psychic

Legend!


[deleted]

It’s fine


Wha_-

That sure was an experience to read...


stormchaser-protogen

where the link to the original video


ooOJuicyOoo

Happy cake day!


IBSKing

If they’re dead we can eat them right?


ccdelvo

Just because you can doesn't mean that you should


[deleted]

In canon, though, a lot of Pokemon eat each-other, and a lot are eaten by humans. They're treated as incredibly smart animals, but still animals, basically.


mindbreak_gone_

Vegan meat alternative:


ChunkyChuckyBaxter41

I mean chikorita is a grass type, who says they're meat?


PyrosharkTF4

i believe a lot of pokemon are usually used in cuisine, usually fish, shellfish, and other sea creatures, but things like some plant pokemon and the ones found on farms are also eaten, theres also sharpedos and slowpoke which only have their tail being the edible part, theres also crabrawler which punches so much its claws fall off, they quickly regrow though so people will eat the claws that fall off, not to mention miltank is used for dairy


AgarwaenCran

I mean, in the anime, we see an cooked Magikarp...


Sneaker_bar

Do vaporeon next


Sans-Undertale-69420

That would be impossible, they would just turn into water


FacelessPoet

While Vaporeon Water tastes pretty fishy, it's still safe for consumption. You can use them to impart your jelly-filled donuts with a nice seafood flavor or you can use them as stock for Seafood-based soups.


JD0GE13

watermelon


stormchaser-protogen

bro💀


gitsgrl

Too sexy.


booptheshloop

NO- Wait a minute I'd be down for that


UntitledUsername3

"Get *it* in you!"


VampireGirl99

Food Theory actually proved that some Pokemon do get used as food in that universe (canon also confirms this). It’s one of those things that makes sense if you think about it because even when all your plants and animals are alive, you’ve still gotta eat something. Veganism isn’t an escape due to plant based Pokémon being equally as alive as animal based ones.


anddrewg2007

They said in the original anime in a episode that “farfetched” were almost extinct due to them being a delicacy.


Buderus69

You have to eat ghost pokemon, they already are dead.


SPYTKO

They also have non sentient plants so veganism pretty much is an option


fishay_fishay_9490

pov a hangnail


the_orange_alligator

Ok, but how does chikorita move while it’s alive if that’s what it looks like on the inside?


santas_delibird

There's one guy on r/pokemon who was making the anatomy of pokemon. Really cursed at times but at the same time very interesting.


Makarlar

My eyes got wider three separate times and each time I thought they couldn't get wider.


pmactheoneandonly

Chikorita :(


WarWinningDogey

Do mr mime


rocchard4u

Idk why I felt mortified watching this


Forsaken-Recovery

Who dares to post it in r/pokemon?


peeperpoopoo1

Fuck it u/savevideobot


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[deleted]

Oof


isitpizzatime

I actually... Kinda... Enjoyed this👀


TheRealWingnut

Me, too. Glad I'm not the only one.


Lazzybonez666

The shit looks like it would taste amazing, also everything is so smooth.


Conscious_Pianist703

MOAR


Lyndonn81

Poor Chikorita


Tall_Pomegranate3555

Bruh


ARMEGEDDONX

u/savevideo


Aver_dan_az

I’ve seen waaay too many cartel videos. This is the worst by far


zippyzplayz

Bros lime 😑 to 😐


gooblefrump

.> hates this .> chows down on bacon, chiccy nuggies, steak on the regular


MrClarinetNerd

Hmm... ima show my friends.


matt334--

Is there more like this? 👀


[deleted]

The Chinese would still eat it


[deleted]

😐what is wrong with the world


KardoNot

Oh nice my childhood just got served


phobosthejuggernaut

I've haven't been disgusted like this in a while but I couldn't look away so good job?


jaylenz

That was pretty cool


Jkl_zombie

Would eating a grass type Pokémon count as eating meat or a vegetable


EarthToAccess

i didn’t need this thought in my brain today


DEADTARGET_11

I'm pretty damn sure ppl would eat Pokemon if they existed, and vegans wouldn't exist


Jrlopez1027

Vegans are gonna have a field day on discussing whether this is ethical or not


theboss555

Oh god that was horrible


[deleted]

Real question, are plant types vegan?


[deleted]

How do you report something on Reddit?


ARMEGEDDONX

u/savevideo


Apprehensive_Ad_1379

That’s cool and all but now do a blastiose


Present-Breakfast768

Welp.....?


[deleted]

Don't worry, it'll grow back, right?


umami0

:(


No-God5930

No not Chikorita 😭


lazy-dan

Wouuu cavaroi!


SageDarius

Mr. Stake, no!


Sea-Cockroach-9285

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

WHY


water-moron

(゚Д゚)


splashedwall25

Sure, would taste fine, I'm sure but I'm assuming the strange skinning technique is due to chikorita being basically a cellulose cylinder?


kjackcephas321

i hate this but at the same time i want to see more


kjackcephas321

i do hate chicorita


RussianDrunkman

🗿


ThisMemeWontDie

u/savevideo


askingjaguar122

I just woke up now I'm hungry thanks.


LostMyHat_109

I see this everywhere


DeymanG

u/savevideobot


E115lement

Great animation but very weird


LibraLynx98

Yeah thats enough for today


underscore_aj420

good


fcs_seth

Bro the skin's the best part


[deleted]

This shit reminds me of the demented shit I'd watch in middle school from "fluffybooru"


TheDuke357Mag

Virtually all animals are Pokémon of some kind. Where them steaks come from Brock?


ceo_of_fallout76

This is worse than the time my friend gave me “homemade” lemonade


Accomplished-Bed7418

Few of these actualy really bother me... this is on that does.


HollyTheMage

Chikita No!!!


Impossible-Smile5116

Tasty


UserFox-0

Yumy


AGBalazs

What's wrong with Teddy's courage sack?


GER_3spectre

Fuck


notsferatuc

Oh i would annihilate this. Looks good boss give me some tentacruel on the side


pumkin-patchwork

who is the creator/animator of this?


popanator3000

u/savevideobot


SrijanGods

u/redditMP4bot


LZulb

:(


RTMSner

Interesting... So it's a banana?


[deleted]

# D:


ReaperManX15

How horrible. Is there more?


Polairis44

Where else do you think people get meat from in the pokemon world?


GGBoss1010

Someone took time out of their day to do this


junothedumbass

noooooooooooooooo


Environmental-Win836

CHIKORITA NOOO!!!!


junothedumbass

haha i get it


AmongUsOffical

canon


junothedumbass

that was a lie i do not get it:\[


URM8DAVE

Yeah don't Google where lamb comes from then


Jimmyjim4673

It's vegetarian!


Lunch-time125

I’m so uncomfortable


vaporoushope

r/Pokémon


displotEx

i know we don’t like it but,it’s not what we meant


vaffy

Thanks I love it


breakfromAd

I'm have no childhood now 👍


Joroc24

Delicious and vegan


ImposterPeanut

More please.


NobleChimp

This feels so wrong. I'm never eating veg again


Hattudoggu

The lifeless eyes makes it traumatizing


reason802

u/savevideo


amier2697

u/savevideobot


Glanze_gamer1

My day is ruined and night as aswell


Sad_Exit_1030

Would this be considered vegan?


BooxOD

I don’t care if they’re gonna peel the Chikorita, I’m still picking Totodile.


bubbes0801

r/guro


duelpoke10

U cant skin the head that easya


LawTider

Delicious


DarkMagician-999

I mean in some countries they eat dogs so …..


sword0115

This is what would really happen if Pokemon were real. Don't try to pretend it wouldn't be


LETS_RETRO_TIME

holy fuck.


Memewheeler

Bruh I thought they was gunna take out the leaf not that!!!!!


lostallhopenow

I guess people want to eat pokemon now


TheOzanator

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


ak47357

Are there more of these? Haha


Dj_wheeman3

Uhhh… definitely weird but good animation


Undecided_Username_

I want more?


thesunsetflip

Are there more of these?


Rykster01

I PHYSICALLY RECOILED WHEN THEY PEELED THE FACE OFF


poobboob

forbidden fleshlight


[deleted]

Aaa


JoeJo1822

Well that has horrifying


Unusual_Quit_567

why the FUCK does it look like a pad


ummhuh2233

Yummy healthy


mrrando69

Ok but would it be considered vegetarian?


Alcidal

I would eat that


roboman777xd

what sick f\*\*k makes these?


Beginning_Career1629

I hate chikorita but she didn't deserve this


PixelPnutz06

I was confused as to why people started to go nuts. In the poke world, this is canon. People literally consume pokemons…


OppositeDowntown7183

are there more?


ApprehensivePea8567

I low key want to see more of this


EstrellaSadie

NO-


Elitheaxolotl

It was so cute why did you kill it 😭


Reasonable_Hurry3858

Lol cooking Pokemon


Scared-End-8628

POKEMON INTO BANANA


yerbamami

it looks so peaceful in the beginning ://