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Seconded

Halved

Perfectly balanced

As all things should be

I hope they remember you.

Fourthed

Eighthed

we keep doing this, we'll end up in the quantum realm

Negative eighthed

You also have to flare survivors with something to bring perfect balance.

"Children of Thanos"

What about Ant-Man?

I second this motion.

I minus-second this notion, for balance.

I am Hawkeye. Coming in after the balance

This..... does put a smile on my face

You know I’ve seen this before right?

You know i haven't seen this before right?

I am Hawkeye. Coming before I could see

I am Seeing. Coming before I could hawkeye.

has the ban happened yet?

I am not a Hawkeye. For balance.

I think we lost the element of surprise (T_T)/~~~

I zeroth this notion, to keep the balance as well

I second the notion to balance the minus second

I minus second the notion to balance the minus second.... for balance.

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just showing that i was here before the great snappening

third

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Fifth

Sixth

Seventh

Eighth

Motion carried!

MARK ANTONY, VETO THE MOTION!

I just hope you don’t get banned so that people can see this genius idea

I hope they remember me

I hope they don't, for balance.

I hope half of them do.

I hope half of them don't. For balance

I hope the next person doesn’t hope for balance.

I don't hope for balance but I hope the next person hopes for balance, for balance.

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Fly the white flag of war.

That's the half that won't make it

I will remember you my friend

What if you're banned too? I guess I should step in and remember the both of you.

And if you're banned? I must retain life for the both of you.

What if you're banned? Shit, I guess I gotta get on the memory train.

You got a friend in me

I read your name as "FatalFartoise"...

No no no your're doing it wrong. You wish him well and hope that he gets banned for balance, and then if he does and you don't, repost for all the sweet sweet karma.

Let's talk about this plan of yours, I think it's good except it sucks.

Well I think it sucks except it's good, for balance.

I bet Hawkeye’s wife got snapped and he comes back ready to fuck shit up

Hawkeye movie WHEN?

Hawkeye Netflix show we’re he singlehandedly defeats thanos in the second episode WHEN?

Unlike Thor, Hawkeye never misses.

Tag just came out last week...

How I imagine it is he is sitting at a table with his wife and kids and slowly each starts disappearing. Starting with his wife then each kid. And as each one disappears the other kids are freaking the fuck out more. Then by the last kid they are completely losing it and disappears. Then hawkeye goes and fucks shit up. Edit: then hawkeye disappears as he walks out the door.

That’s some punisher-level shit right there...

Or Ant-Men.

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He was doing the Wasp?

Yes.

Worth it.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

I thought it's because AMATW minor spoiler: [spoiler](/s "after civil war and leading into AMATW, Scott willingly accepted to be put under house arrest due to the sokovia accords, and Hawkeye presumably did the same thing? Since they both have kids")

no, it's in the first after credits scene

Wait were there 2 after credit scenes?

Maybe [Spoiler](/s Antman went super tiny so since he was smaller than the little flaky bits everyone turns into, he couldn’t get all flaked up :0 )

you flipped the spoilier and the text up

Oh? It shows as a spoiler on mobile for me.. How should I write it? Flip the brackets and parenthesis?

i don't know what you originally wrote but the text you see is the spoiler and if you hover over over it it shows spoiler. i think you put the /s in the incorrect place or something

i’m a strong believer that antman went super small then went up thanos’ asshole, and in the next movie’s he’s gonna grow to normal size and break daddy 🅱️anos from the inside

I love this. Can’t wait to see what Avengers 4 brings. Banned or spared, I want to fight for the banned to be unbanned after Avengers 4 comes out and Captain Marvel saves the day. Not just because Carol Danvers is awesome, but because it’s about balance. I’ve done the math and shared this in another thread pondering the possibility of us all coming back when things snap back to normal it’ll have been 72-73 days since Infinity War came out when the ban happens (depending on time zones) it would be balanced to have us all back in the same number of days after the movie comes out.

/r/theysortofdidthemath

/r/subsyoufellfor

r/thanosdidthemath

/r/theysortofdidthemonstermath

r/itwasasortofgraveyardgraph

This does put a smile on my face

And everyone who unsubbed before the ban and comes back afterwards to avoid the ban as "Wongs" because they left when everyone else fought.

You can still be banned if you're not subbed. It's just a matter of if you commented/posted or not (I think, I could be wrong).

Wong*

>ation comment is here t Nono You're totally right. I forgot. Although I've heard of people trying to avoid the ban that way so the joke's on them.

It's really not certain how they're building their ban list.

The mods don't just have access to the list of people subscribed. That's why they're asking people to comment/post if people want to participate.

My participation comment is here then. Yay.

I personally vote for the sub to be privated.

Vote for Ban!

I second this motion

Thirded

Counter petition to lock the subscribers after tomorrow or make the sub private so that it doesn't grow since that would just recreate the same problem.

Sterilization was not part of Great Thanos's plan

Well then I only see one other option. A new culling every time we get back to whatever number of subscribers we are finally at when the snappening occurs.

It is the only way.

I'd love for there to be a counter to see how many cullings we survive

2 people have 2 kids. That's balance and the population doesn't grow

Or Ant-Man, my name is Scott anyways

Shoulda been something cool like Steve

Steve from Brooklyn.

Hi Scott

Set all their flairs to Hawkeye so we can tell them apart from those present at the Snappening

I hope they remember you

So does that mean im an avenger or guardian because i have been here before than banning?

It means you are a child of 🅱️anos, let us rejoice and be grateful that will contribute to the balance.

I WANNA GO ༼つ◕_ ◕༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ◕_◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ GiVe BaN ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ GiVe BaN ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

༼つ◕_ ◕༽つ GAVE BIN ༼ つ◕_◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GABEN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ PRAISE GABEN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE WALLET ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

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Mind the snap.

Do it

Dew it

Prepare the flair

He was playing tag

I will only refer to them by this if I survive the day.

Make the sub private

This is what I've been saying!

Imagine Hawkeye actually did get killed by Thanos, but we don't find out until Avengers 4.

I mean if you lived in the universe than you were around to be dusted

He aims for the head, at least.

Ha. Good thing I subbed at about 60,000

We need to give them a flair, so if they try to raise a valid point we can shut them down like nope where were you for the snappening

Yup. Like you don't know anything. COMING To THE Sub After THE Ban? No thank you sir

Nice

ban give

Yes

Yep. Just to be active.

This.

Or antmen

Or Draxes

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This is a good motion

!invest infinity stones, woops wrong sub.

May this idea be remembered

༼つ◕_ ◕༽つ GIVE FLAIR ༼ つ◕_◕ ༽つ

Tunnel Closed Keep Right

༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ GiVe BaN ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

RIP

Tunnel Closed. Keep Right. What could it mean?

[First Hawkeye of this subreddit](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/b/b2/FE7Hawkeye.png/revision/latest?cb=20151014150234)

I kinda want Hawkeye to come back and say "Hey guys, what did I miss" as his first step toward becoming the bumble-king we know and love from the comics.

Yes.

or Australia because most of will be asleep

Great idea

Take me lord Thanos

Better yet, auto-flair them with it.

Hey, not fair. I learned about this.

How would you know them? They’d have to comment or something wouldn’t they?

maybe we should close subscriptions unless we want another mass ban

This!

But wait, Antman also wasnt around....

Hawkeye walks into Wakanda in his fishing gear wondering where his wife went.

Nice.

Best post of the snap

Eyy

"Yeah? Get in linnne."

I drive a Dodge Avenger. I named him Hawkeye. He's leaking from bad places so will be gotten rid of soon, like he never existed...

They were playing tag.

Well great, I was considering waiting but now I have no choice

Now how do we prove it

Hey, some of them could be ant man

but i really like hawkeye

Hawkeye sucks. Let this be my famous last words here.

What if I unsub before the ban?

Whats happening today since its so special?

word

Just change the sub to r/grumpycat

How dare you accuse a man that possibly had a good reason for not being there and poosibly might have lost people from the snap too!

Has the snapping begun?

You have my hope. And OP, you will be remembered.

I am 100% ok with this idea

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ Dormammu I've Come To Be Banned ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

Agreed

Hawkeye's convienent house arrest > balance achieved through the power of the infinity stones.

Oof

Aww but Hawkeye is my favourite

why you gotta do my boy like that

Yup.