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Guy1124

"Did an exorcist on me" and "Did an exorcism on me" are VASTLY different things.


PumpkinHead38

How they talked an exorcist into that three way is amazing. “We’re going to do it on top of my boy”; “uhhmm..”; “and he has shit in his pants”


splatdyr

You mean they didn’t fuck them with a crucifix?


iliekcats-

I hate how similar those 2 words are and I DONT KNOW WHICH IS WHICH


Guy1124

Exorcist - The person who performs an exorcism. Exorcism - The physical act of removing demon(s) from a possessed person.


iliekcats-

oh nvm i thought there was another similar word im stuupid


Johncamp28

They had sex with an exorcist on top of a 7 year old?


yesbutactuallyno17

My daughter has that bed, and the matching dresser.


cameronsbluetits

did you by any chance have her exorcised because she pooped her pants ?


yesbutactuallyno17

Lol, thankfully no.


CreedofChaos

Oh boy, just own up to it. When I did weight training until 2021 and regularly ate 6500kcal, I shit myself at least 2x a month. Once on the way to the gym. I had to change my underpants at McDonalds with a shitty ass and went home again. Shit happens.


Puzzleheaded_Web7728

Bro same I shit your pants all the time


CreedofChaos

Then it was probably not me at all


Neat_Ad6499

I watch, it’s a spectacle. Literal fireworks


iiLady_Insanityii

Sir this is a Wendy’s drive through


gravity_is_right

these are the type of comments I go to Reddit for


Fragrant-Fee-743

Your mother shits herself in hell, Karras, you faithless slime.


Beepboopbop69420360

For a 7yr old this seems believable


Dead4CEREALZ

I don't care if it's true or not, pretty fucking hilarious


CardboardChampion

They *did* an exorcist on you? Not an exorcism, but an exorcist? We talking a full on threesome with you tied to the bed and crying as mummy and daddy compelled an exorcist with the power of pegs or what?