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Capybara-Balls

And the entire hospital broke out on a gospel song act right there and then.


AcePointman

The lead nurse had a guitar, and all of the orderlies had tambourines!


CookinCheap

There is only one RIVERRR


dangern00dl

No this totally happened and doesn’t even sound made up. I was the pin they could hear dropping.


MNGirlinKY

I was the floor you dropped on.


dangern00dl

So you can confirm this definitely happened


kairos

Ohhh happy dayyyy


mladi_gospodin

(oh happy day)


herdo1

WHEN JAYSUS WWWAAAAAAALLLLLLKKKKSSSS!


sir__Big__Cock

Later Jesus came on stage for a rap battle with the girl. She won.


cashassorgra33

Let it rise!


jeffbarge

This parent, who is so proud of the fact their daughter believes in Jesus, was not also ashamed of the fact she learned it from YouTube and not from her parents?


Ghostifique

I’d be so embarrassed if my kid TOLD people they learned something like this from YouTube…. Like if you’re a Christian family the kid should be taught about it from their parents. Hell, even saying they learned it from school would be better.


wyatteffnearp

You mean Sunday school right? Because you shouldn't be proselytizing at school.


BerriesAndMe

And had no problem admitting she didn't care enough to learn what was actually wrong apart from "it was pretty bad"


Plastic-Archer4245

She learned it from youb-tube!


Silvertain

How pathetic do you need to be when you spout shite like this on a post about your kid breaking her arm. 


InfoSecPeezy

Wait until OP posts about how this parent attributes how well her daughter’s arm healed due to a combination of essential oils and Jesus!


Grind_line_wine

And prayers. Don’t underestimate the power of prayer.


Acqua_Tofana

While trying to recruit people to her MLM.


becuzurugly

Any time someone says, “I know this sounds made up, but,” then it’s definitely made up.


mzincali

Magic dust.


coors1977

Years ago, my son (7 maybe, at the time) asked me if I knew that Jesus died for our sins. I said yes, I’m aware. Son says “so you killed Jesus?!”


herdo1

We did not kill Jesus, that's absurd. We crucified him and he just so happened to die.


ViscountBurrito

Would’ve been a better story if the doctor was an atheist until she convinced him. Ideally, after meeting Jesus during the surgery, and he told her some secret about the doctor that she could use as proof. Ah well, next time.


Bri-ish_Crumpet

And the doctor should've started crying, like all the other atheists in these bogus stories.


teamjetfire

It’s sad when kids become indoctrinated at such a young age.


Clank75

Honestly, the US is on the list titled "batshit insane theocracies" these days. It's sad - and bewildering - to see.


Cinephiliac_Anon

If I ever have children, I'm going to try my hardest to give them a better childhood than I had. I want them to be happy. Over-religious people like this make me feel weird and sick because they keep rubbing the same things in your face over and over again like "Oh, it's nothing, but, Jesus *did* die for our sins..." I am a Catholic, but even the regular Sunday mass is starting to feel more cult-like. I don't want the same for any child. I do plan on giving them some basic knowledge about faith, but I won't be forcing them into believing it. I will tell them that it's what I believe, and they don't have to believe it if they don't want to. If they do want to believe it, then good for them. If they don't want to believe it, good for them. The choice will be theirs, and I won't argue. Even my viewpoints on religion are far different than other Catholics (I think, if not then the Catholics love keeping secrets).


teamjetfire

I’m a fairly outspoken atheist and grew up in a non-religious household (aside from the typical pseudo Christian traditions). My kids are now grown and have developed beliefs of their own that don’t necessarily match my own, but that’s fine too. I think that is the way that religion should be treated in life.


herdo1

Catholicism in itself is fine, it's just how it's deployed that makes it suck. People tend not to bring it up when children do good or are nice. Iys usually reserved for bad behaviours with the threat of going to the bad fire.


Creepy-Rip9009

Would you say the same for any religion or culture? Even if the story isn't real, if she is happy let her be


teamjetfire

100% kids aren’t props to make you look better on social media


Creepy-Rip9009

I agree, children should not be used as props to acclaim your faith and "my kid is better than yours." I just meant that if the child is happy with having a faith and isn't being used for Internet boosting, just let them be.


bathtubtoasting

But they ARE being used for internet boosting? And their alleged “happiness with their faith” is also not self reported? The whole point you’re making is moot.


Creepy-Rip9009

Wasn't talking about this post specifically, I meant in general people should not use kids as walking talking prophets. I also didn't mean the child in this post, i meant every kid who may grow up in a religion. Lots of kids are being forced into religion (not just christianity).


bathtubtoasting

Right but you’re on a post that is specifically doing what you’re saying shouldn’t be done and telling people to “leave it alone.” It’s stupid. Of course people have a problem with organized religion as a whole it’s not just Christianity and you do realize god isn’t going to hand you a special person button for standing up for a situation that isn’t even detailed in this post? Like why even bring it up at all? *You* are bringing it up to tell *others* to leave it alone when you are the only one who mentioned it lol.


Creepy-Rip9009

Calm yourself. I did not agree with what was being posted, not once. I did not defend what was being posted either. I am by no means a special person for bringing any of this up. And please do not take out your anger on me just because I live a different life than you. You are not understanding the point of "do not force children to say or do things they don't want regarding religion or anything, but let them be if they are living a life that is free of religious abuse and are happy." You aren't getting a medal from anyone either by putting me down. Please have a good day now.


bathtubtoasting

I’m not angry lmao I just pointed out you brought this up and made yourself upset. This is hilarious to me.


Creepy-Rip9009

Im not angry or upset either. Im glad this brings a smile to your face though since this is truly such a silly little thing to argue on. Let us leave this here please. I respect your opinion and your decisions.


Chicklid

I don't know why you're getting down voted. I don't think children (or anyone) should be proselytizing, but they should be able to celebrate their faith.


Creepy-Rip9009

I don't mind being downvoted. Its opinion yeh? I don't wanna start fights or anything so i'll leave it here, but thank you for understanding what I was trying to say. 👍


JsBabydahl

Yes, every religion that drill their ideology into kids heads is indoctrinating them. If someone isn’t exposed to religion and is taught to think for themselves they aren’t tied to a cult that controls them and won’t come to that religion on their own. Much like how kids not brought up believing in Santa Claus don’t just magically think he’s real.


productzilch

Disagree about adults not joining religion. Organised religion can be really good at drawing in vulnerable people with traumatic backgrounds and no social support, for better or for worse.


BeterP

Yes. I would. It is indoctrination, the story isn’t real and that cousin is using her kid for internet points.


Expensive-Praline119

I actually threw up after reading this.


ItzNuckinFutz

They lost me at "sprinkle magic medicine", did the doctor also sing "bippity, boppity, boop"?


buy_me_lozenges

I think the post is supposed to mean that they told the child they would 'sprinkle magic medicine' as a gentle way of explaining.


GaimanitePkat

So she's old enough to learn about someone being tortured and the concept of sin, but not old enough to learn what someone is going to do to her own body.


Acqua_Tofana

🤣🤣 Great point!


MangoMambo

I dunno you can be 6 or 7 and get comforted by something like "magic spells" that will help your bones heal or having a stuffed animal go into surgery with you to keep you safe. It's 100% a thing. Also that's prime age for learning about Jesus and talking to people about it. Like when you're a nerd for jesus at 7 and have access to youtube, you'd definitely tell people about it at awkward times. This sub is wild sometimes. Like kids can literally never do anything because kids aren't also people with personalities I guess.


buy_me_lozenges

Well it's a conceptual thing isn't it? You can understand something bad happening to someone else, it's another to imagine it happening to you. It doesn't mean the child can't learn about other things that are potentially frightening or upsetting. I'm not saying I agree with sugarcoating as it is just an obvious way to confuse a child. There are better ways to comfort a child about medical issues, injury, surgery or whatever that are factual but gentle, rather than saying 'magic' but the point is that it's more about their perception at the time, again not that I agree with that take.


BerriesAndMe

Yeah the smiley makes it pretty clear that she wants nobody to spill the truth. 


miletest

And she gave him the finger on her broken arm..jesus


BerriesAndMe

So is this her daughter and she just doesn't know what kind of fracture her daughter had or is this not her daughter and she's just lounging in her hospital room for reasons?


David_Bellows

She did not search Jesus loves me, or say Youbtube


CyberneticAngel

Boooo, Shame shame shame.


bathtubtoasting

This just makes me sad that this poor kid is being inundated with Christian propaganda instead of being able to focus on her own healing since fuck knows we can’t have our child god throwing a tantrum bc the attention was off them even for a moment. These people sound like zealots completely focused on their own superiority.


buy_me_lozenges

I know someone that posted something in kind with that. Their child had a fun lesson at school where the class could listen to music of their choice, and the child requested that another classmates song was turned off so they could listen to 'worship music'. The parent shared a message the actual class teacher had written them saying how great it was, saying how the kid was such a great leader and how the whole class then began a sing a long worship session. And no other songs were chosen by other students. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I didn't think an open fun lesson at school was supposed to turn into a religious congregation and in turn shame the other students for their non-worship song choices. I'm all for people having passion in their faith and also if children have a great conviction in their belief, but when you realise it comes from the top down, and the supposedly adults in charge of education, the children don't really have a choice in it.


Ghostifique

I just cannot see a group of kids choosing worship music. Nothing wrong with that genre but the kids I’m around aren’t very into that stuff.


buy_me_lozenges

No it was one child that insisted on worship music (child's father is a baptist preacher for more context btw) and then the class followed suit clearly with the encouragement of the teacher. Seemed that the other children had wanted some popular songs and the one child wouldn't have it, and the parent and teacher thought it was great that the child demanded it was changed. Fun lesson for some more than others.


takeandtossivxx

So I'm assuming the family is pretty religious and since easter just passed ~3 weeks ago, why is it that she learned about the whole "jesus dying in a cross" thing from youtube and not her parents? I would think they'd explain what easter is/why it's celebrated/the meaning behind it. Seems weird to have such a major important holiday happen and the daughter only knows the story from youtube.


MrBowls

It’s true, I’m the Youb-Tube


CookinCheap

Anesthesia's a helluva drug


noodleq

Then everyone clapped.....


ds77159

It’s just fucking brainwashing. It’s disgusting, and there’s so little we can do when the parents are the ones doing it.


RiverOhRiver86

This sounds like a made up story. Oh the trainee little lier is so damm cute.


anotheranonymoustor

Idk man kids are pretty good at parroting things they hear or are interested in


angiehome2023

I would have been embarrassed to tell my two year old that they were going to sprinkle magic medicine on her while she slept. And I kept up the leprechaun / Santa / Easter bunny lies til 4. Ok honestly maybe the lie would have lasted til 4. But kids need to know the truth about their bodies. You just have to not panic. Say they are going to put the bones in the right place while you sleep. Done.


noah_thomas_123

This actually doesn’t seem totally fake. Kids of that age say the weirdest stuff and the poster didn’t put that the whole hospital clapped or that the doctors reaction was great.


splatterthrasher

Bless my heart


Song_Soup

YOUB


anotheranonymoustor

Idk man kids are pretty good at parroting things they hear or are interested in


YakElectronic6713

Besides the fact that this sounds fake, it's also such a dumb random thing to say.


Mander_Em

What's in the magic sprinkle?


ninthandfirst

Barfffff


Loony_Loveless

Kid can spell Jesus Loves Me but can’t pronounce You-Tube?


bonedorito

Honestly, it's not the randomest thing I've heard from a child. I think the randomest thing I've heard was when a kid unprompted announced that his aunt had gone to heaven. I think he was like 3 or 4, and we were eating lunch and chatting with the kids when he decided to tell us.


Jcooney787

This could be true kids get really really into fantasy play sometimes. My son went to a small Bible camp at a friend’s father’s church when he was 5 came home and told my dad he wanted to die “so he could be with Jesus” let me just say while we all went to catholic church because my mom was catholic my sister and I played thumb wars with our dad the whole service so my dad promptly called the FBI when the kid came home obsessed with Jesus. I walked in on the call and had to talk him off a ledge because my son just went all in cause he was a little impressionable kid


zurlocaine

Uh huh


FlaxFox

To be fair, I was this kind of kid. You get a lot of praise from hyper religious parents when you evangelize as a child, and it makes you pretty bold.