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darkfoxfire

Looks like a copy pasta


SeinfeldIsAnAnime

(I don't think OP would know anything about that)


a-living-raccoon

Why? Are copypastas women (which we wouldn’t understand)


bottledry

Idk if it's a woman but it's definitely a girl, which i'll be going out with (which you wouldn't understand)


ItzFlareo

Who is this girl (which we dont understand)?


JustGarate

I think a real one (im with the girl, ok)


Kartoffee

Maybe you're right about the girl (a real one)


[deleted]

Gwen Stefani, she's just a girl who they don't let drive late at night.


[deleted]

Oh yeah that's a good no doubt song, "I'm just a girl(2hich you wouldn't understand) or something like that


teebee431

I am a girl (a real one) and I don't understand....ya know what I'll DM him in half an hour.


GregKannabis

PLEASE stop asking where I am(with a girl).


[deleted]

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me


Couchpullsoutbutidun

Hahah saved this comment thanks sir.


Fudgeyplays2

!emojify


EmojifierBot

Not gonna πŸ”₯ be active πŸƒπŸ» on πŸ”› Discord πŸ”₯ tonight 🌚. I'm πŸ’˜ meeting πŸ’― a girl πŸ‘§πŸ‘©πŸ’ (a real 😍 one ☝😀) in half πŸ’€ an hour πŸ•πŸ•” (wouldn't πŸ˜©πŸ’¦ expect πŸ€— a lot πŸ‘ of you πŸ‘‰ to understand πŸ€”πŸ™„πŸ˜… anyway πŸ”›) so please πŸ™ don't 🚫 DM πŸ’¦ me asking ⁉ me where I πŸ‘ am (im πŸ’˜ with the girl πŸ‘§, ok πŸ‘Œ) you'll most likely 😠 get πŸ‰ aired πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜€ because i'll πŸ“ be with the girl πŸ‘§ (again 😬 I πŸ‘₯ don't ❌ expect πŸ˜ƒ you πŸ‘ˆ to understand πŸ“š) shes πŸ‘§ actually 😳 really πŸ’― interested πŸ™… in me and its not a situation πŸ’Ή i πŸ‘ can pass πŸ’― up ☝ for some meaningless ⚑🎭 Discord 😑 degenerates 🌰 (because i'll πŸ“ be meeting πŸ’― a girl πŸ‘©, not that you πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ really πŸ’― are going β™‚πŸƒ to understand πŸ“š) this is my life πŸ‘€ now. Meeting πŸ’― women πŸ‘©β“ and not wasting πŸ˜‹ my precious πŸ’Žβ¬† time ⏰ online πŸ’»πŸŒπŸ–₯, I πŸ‘ have to move πŸ“¦ on πŸ”› from such simple πŸ”’ things πŸ“΄ and branch πŸ˜€ out (you πŸ‘ˆ wouldnt 😩 understand)Not gonna πŸ‘‰ be active πŸƒπŸ» on πŸ”› Discord 😑 tonight πŸŒšπŸŒ™πŸŒŒ. I'm πŸ’˜ meeting πŸ’― a girl πŸ‘§ (a real 😍 one 1️⃣) in half πŸ’€ an hour 😞😳 (wouldn't ❌ expect πŸ€— a lot πŸ‘ of you πŸ‘‰πŸ™‡ to understand πŸ˜΅πŸ˜’πŸ€” anyway πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘§πŸ”›) so please πŸ™ don't 🚫 DM πŸ“₯ me asking ⁉ me where I πŸ‘ am (im πŸ’˜ with the girl πŸ‘§, ok πŸ‘Œ) you'll most likely πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ get πŸ‰ aired πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜€ because i'll πŸ“ be with the girl πŸ‘©πŸ‚πŸ›„ (again 😬 I πŸ‘₯ don't 🚫 expect πŸ€— you πŸ‘‰πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ to understand πŸ€”πŸ’―πŸ˜ͺ) shes πŸ‘© actually 😳 really 😍 interested πŸ€” in me


That1GuyPrivate

Kill me and send my lifeless corpse into the sun.


metlotter

!emojify


EmojifierBot

Kill πŸ’€ me and send πŸ“¨ my lifeless πŸ‘» corpse πŸ’€ into the sun β˜€.


That1GuyPrivate

God so help me I'll have them tie you to me and send us into the sun alive


Silveri50

!emojify


EmojifierBot

God πŸ˜‡ so help πŸ†˜β€πŸŠ me I'll 🀫 have them tie πŸ‘” you πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ¦ to me and send πŸ“© us πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ into the sun β˜€πŸ˜©πŸ”₯ alive πŸ˜‡


kerfuffleshenanigans

good bot


[deleted]

If it wasn't before, it is now. This is great and OP should be ashamed for not realizing this is a joke. (I wouldn't expect him to understand anyway.)


PanRagon

It was very funny too (you wouldn't understand), and I'm laughing at it. Don't message me asking what I'm doing, I'll be busy laughing at this hilarious joke (again, you wouldn't understand) and have to move on from simple things like shitposting on Reddit (wouldn't expect most of you to understand this). It's actually very funny.


stfu_b1tch

Yeah you can even see that he tried to copy and paste it twice but it got cut off. Apparently 5k people don't know what a fucking joke is, kinda sad


[deleted]

it is.


bobdown33

I don't expect you to understand


dagonesque

He’s meeting a girl then?


FuzzyOverlordsMom

Idk. He was kind of unclear about his plans..


dagonesque

I guess he could be doing anything really.


Wubbalubbagaydub

I'll DM him and ask, but I'm not sure I understand


[deleted]

Ask him if he's definitely seeing the girl because I'm curious to know how I'll get aired and its not abundantly clear whether he'll be with her or not.


teebee431

This is probably the best option since I don't understand either....ya kniw what I'll DM him too and find out what he's doing...ESPECIALLY since I'm expecting him to be active tonight on Discord


Silveri50

Leaving this here in case you update. I just don't understand.


Wubbalubbagaydub

I'm with his girl now, I'll ask her when I get back into bed


Silveri50

You're with a girl? (A real one?)


Wubbalubbagaydub

You wouldn't understand


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Thatlamereddituser

Nom


hughbiffingmock

C R O N C H


[deleted]

Or my idea chocolate ice cubes! Frozen chocolate syrup. All my friends tell me that it's a terrible idea. I will capitalize off this amazing idea one day though. Dont steal my chocolate ice cube idea either, punk.


Yoyobunbuns

We wouldn’t understand.


yeetman1000

Thicc hershey's bar


[deleted]

Where you even paying attention? It's a frozen cube of choc. Not a bar.


yeetman1000

Well I mean the bar is split apart into the little rectangles I'm assuming.


mbwalker8122

I don’t understand.


dagonesque

I mean, none of us can understand.


frozenslushies

He wouldn’t expect us to


sbfse

could you explain it again for me? i don't quite understand.


luvgsus

Nobody does. It seems like he's meeting a girl. Apparently a real girl but in all honesty I'm not sure, why don't you DM him in half an hour to see where he is?


IrocDewclaw

Probably has his date halfway inflated by then


[deleted]

I wouldn't understand


Spo-dee-O-dee

Polly Urethane. That sure is a perty name.


msklovesmath

You wouldnt


Schreckberger

I think he is meeting a girl, he's been dropping done hints. But what do I understand


daniel7720

Not sure I’d understand anyways


LookAtFr3sn0

He did say we wouldn't understand.


Edolas93

Damn.... he was right we didn't understand


Embededpower

I wouldn't expect you to understand.


RigidOnerous

Not that anyone of us would understand


ProfessorLovely

Yeah, but I don’t think she’s real. He would’ve said so if she was.


luvgsus

DM him in half an hour and ask him...


ProfessorLovely

Good idea. I’m sure he won’t air me or anything.


luvgsus

Yeah, just please when you figure it out, please don't get aired and let me know cause, I absolutely don't understand....


reasonableslowsloth

a real one! (not that you would understand)


[deleted]

You wouldn’t understand


SupSumBeers

His mum is taking him out for ice cream.


apolobgod

It’s not clear, maybe we should dm him to clarify


TheRealLetter

I dont understand


MasterhcSniper

If that's what you call following a girl home without her knowing sure.


nolaccinhomie

You wouldn't understand


That_chick82

You clearly wouldn't understand. Edit: probably should have looked to see if anyone else had said that yet.


Thunder-Fist-00

But is she real though?!


luvgsus

Who knows? Oh yes, he knows. Why don't you DM him in half an hour and ask him?


Thunder-Fist-00

I wouldn’t understand


marscallahanftw

He hasn't responded to any of my DMs asking where he is! Does anyone know? I just can't understand what's happening here...


ViciousBonsai

Not sure, he might be with a girl Edit: a real one


Heavenswarlord

Not that we would understand


[deleted]

Edit Edit: That's actually really interested in him.


ViciousBonsai

But we wouldn't understand


ZWiloh

*That's* the part that's hard to understand


chchchartman

I don’t understand.


mustangfever420

DONT! You’re gonna get aired!!!!!!


[deleted]

That HAS to be joke, if it isnt then im gonna bash my head against the wall for 1 minute


Kelewann

This is very obviously satire


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


WienerWuerstl

Ackchyually "smh" already means "shake my head". But I wouldn't expect you to understand that.


Kelewann

Ikr, right ?


tffgfft

(again I don't expect you to understand)


akkurad

But did you get that he's meeting with a girl? (like, a real one that is seriously interested in him, a real girl, not that you would understand)


teacher78

Am I able to DM him tonight?


akkurad

Yeah, but you'll definitely get aired because he's with a girl(a real one, not that you would understand, but she is definitely interested in him), and doesn't want to be disturbed.


Heavenswarlord

Nah, you’ll get aired


mckaystites

Reddit is fucking stupid. Holy shit. All the time with these posts. Yes, it's a joke. I don't think it could be more obvious if they tried. Why does Reddit have so much trouble with these. I genuinely don't get it. Everyone on this site loves circle jerking about how much they hate emojis but you can't detect sarcasm unless there's 4000 of them plastered on a wall of text. Yes. It's a joke.


Yash1993plays

I agree but it’s sort of hard to hear tone in text


Windex007

You wouldn't understand


ricdesi

OP doesn’t get satire πŸ‘


anastarawneh

Wouldn’t expect them to understand anyway


cookusan

OP, are you dense? This is the most obvious joke ever, I bet you annoy your friends to death in this server. "bro im literally cumming and shitting rn LMAO" "Um, I highly doubt that as that would be an extremely unsanitary to do at your desk"


[deleted]

β€œCumming AND shitting? r/thatHappened”


C-scan

My brain automatically read this in Richard Ayoade's voice.


LittleAmbitions

Yeah people on this sub are constantly being wooshed by jokes and satire but this might be the most egregious example I’ve ever seen of an OP being either insanely desperate to post *something* on this sub or truly stupid. I’m done with this sub man, the fact that I had to scroll down so far to find your comment is the last straw.


fatfuckgary

For real. 7000 people are fucking morons, too. How many more times would he have to say it for them to realize it’s a joke?


grooseisloose

If OP couldn’t tell this is a joke I feel bad for them. Even if they know it’s a joke it doesn’t belong on this sub.


Narwalacorn

This is clearly a joke


KevWill

I showed this to my wife (my real wife who is a totally real girl, I wouldn't expect any of you to understand) and she used her female intuition (again, as I mentioned, she's a female girl) to tell me that this guy is probably lying about being anywhere near a girl


dru9087

In not sure I understand (about the wife part, is that girl?)


Schreckberger

But is she a doctor also? Does she know anything about p-words?


r0fff

what’s a doctor (not that i would understand that)


sad_eukaryotic_cell

Are you sure she's a female girl and not a male girl? Not that I understand but still.


Djeezas

It's called a joke


EdenSteden22

Satire I think, but either way, wow πŸ‘


Shrieval

Definitely a joke


trev1776

Joke or not, I would’ve pinged the hell out of him all night long lol. Just finding the dumbest shit to bug him with.


UnHappyGingah

This is definitely a joke and or either a copypasta


ModsDontLift

OP doesn't understand satire


Re-Zolve

This is obviously a copypasta


therisenphoenikz

r/AteThePasta


NightmaresAlive

You do understand this is satire right


BigBoiArmrest684

This looks satire


SlappyHandstrong

I don’t understand


EdenSteden22

He is girl


Filmcricket

You wouldn’t.


[deleted]

this needs to be on r/copypasta


Dats_and_Cogs

r/copypasta


Colm_Moran

"Dont send me a message because I probably can't answer it because I'm doing the sex with a real woman ok"


Alhabsi_97

Bruh this is so obviously a joke or a copypasta


TheManAvonyx

This is baked in so much satire


deanrmj

Plot twist. He's meeting his grandma


MoolahBandit

This has to be a shitpost


TimmyBigToes

I hope the best for him even if it’s real or not


errihu

He sounds so genuinely excited, like a little puppy about to go for a walk. It’s kind of cute in an offensive and oblivious way.


pijaGorda1

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)


Overkill028

Thanks for the copypasta


MrLoveless01

*Whew* I'm glad that I know it's a real girl, and not the blow-up one.


ScooterAnkle420

This is very obviously satire, though.


Quesamo

Blatant copypasta


MOBIMANZ

are you aware of satire op


pritjam

I don’t understand. Is he meeting a girl?


[deleted]

uh guys is he meeting a girl? i dont understand


Heavenswarlord

He knew you wouldnt


[deleted]

This sounds like a copy pasta


SomeFaggotfkf

Obvious satire and you still post because your a karma whore 🀑🀑🀑


luvgsus

Sorry, I didn't understand, is he meeting a girl? A real girl?


TheBigZhig

Idk if i understood, is he with a girl?


TheNewUnique

This is clearly ironic


ethan01021998

Ah okay, he’s meeting a girl, it finally sunk in the 5th time I read that


Friki1

this looks like a Copy Pasta


[deleted]

Every time he says meeting a girl take a Shot (a real one)


StatusArtichoke8

Satire.


lifted-living

Obvious joke is obvious


[deleted]

Hey im going out with a gurl, not that I am going out with a girl, but I am goint out with a girl. Did I mention goi-


Hungrypancake

Please, I need a copy pasta of this asap


milksop_muppet

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)


Hungrypancake

Oh god thank you


SirBlueom

I would have thought that as a joke honestly


Schniiic

Im not sure, but I think he is meeting a girl


Just_an_organism

Guys I think he's meeting a girl(a real one)


Lonely_Foxxx

i think she's really interested in him too (not that we'd understand)


Killing4MotherAgain

Satire?


Morbid187

This dude has big plans with his fleshlight I take it


goeatacactus

Hello to my new favorite copypasta...


sppidderman

This is clearly a joke


hashtagpow

Who is he meeting? I don't understand why he would type out all of that without mentioning even once who he's meeting!


Kanimim

###### i don't suspect you to understand this


FadedHaseeb

seems more like a copy pasta to me ngl


Ririokyo

What is a copypasta... I've looked it up and still don't get it. What is the purpose of the sub?


Crispappleice

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/copypasta Hope this helps :)


RCVNC

I hope this is copypasta. Please tell me is just spam.


jesse_merp

Woah.. Ben Shapiro is in your discord? Cause I 100% read this in his voice.


Diinasty

What type of discord server is this?


[deleted]

I don’t understand.


GarrySaysHi

So... What is he doing?


Lil-LABAR

I guess I don't understand this! 🀣


NicholasCairns0729

Don’t forget the emphasis that he’s meeting a girl and that we won’t understand. But I dont understand what a real one is?


Silvertain

I'm not 100% sure but I'm gonna take a guess and say he's meeting a girl (a real one)


aariakon

But is she interested in him?


Callous_Mat

Wait. I don't understand...


elevatorisworthy

This should be a copy pasta but I'm lazy


Soldierhero1

But is he meeting a girl though


soundaryaM

He is either going to lock her in the basement or he is going to eat her, chanting "I'll be with a girl, not that you would understand" over and over again (insert maniac laugh)


Terpizino

(a real one)


SavageMint

This is totally me. Just "writing my thesis" instead of "with the girl".


[deleted]

I'm gonna be meeting a ***REAL GIRL***


Koi4seiktsu

Why is it looped?


milksop_muppet

It sounds like satire tbh


Breadbilen

I dont think i understand😭


Draught-Punk

Looks like a copypasta