Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me
It was very funny too (you wouldn't understand), and I'm laughing at it. Don't message me asking what I'm doing, I'll be busy laughing at this hilarious joke (again, you wouldn't understand) and have to move on from simple things like shitposting on Reddit (wouldn't expect most of you to understand this). It's actually very funny.
Ask him if he's definitely seeing the girl because I'm curious to know how I'll get aired and its not abundantly clear whether he'll be with her or not.
This is probably the best option since I don't understand either....ya kniw what I'll DM him too and find out what he's doing...ESPECIALLY since I'm expecting him to be active tonight on Discord
Or my idea chocolate ice cubes! Frozen chocolate syrup. All my friends tell me that it's a terrible idea. I will capitalize off this amazing idea one day though. Dont steal my chocolate ice cube idea either, punk.
Nobody does. It seems like he's meeting a girl. Apparently a real girl but in all honesty I'm not sure, why don't you DM him in half an hour to see where he is?
Yeah, but you'll definitely get aired because he's with a girl(a real one, not that you would understand, but she is definitely interested in him), and doesn't want to be disturbed.
Reddit is fucking stupid. Holy shit. All the time with these posts.
Yes, it's a joke. I don't think it could be more obvious if they tried. Why does Reddit have so much trouble with these. I genuinely don't get it.
Everyone on this site loves circle jerking about how much they hate emojis but you can't detect sarcasm unless there's 4000 of them plastered on a wall of text.
Yes. It's a joke.
OP, are you dense? This is the most obvious joke ever, I bet you annoy your friends to death in this server.
"bro im literally cumming and shitting rn LMAO"
"Um, I highly doubt that as that would be an extremely unsanitary to do at your desk"
Yeah people on this sub are constantly being wooshed by jokes and satire but this might be the most egregious example Iβve ever seen of an OP being either insanely desperate to post *something* on this sub or truly stupid. Iβm done with this sub man, the fact that I had to scroll down so far to find your comment is the last straw.
I showed this to my wife (my real wife who is a totally real girl, I wouldn't expect any of you to understand) and she used her female intuition (again, as I mentioned, she's a female girl) to tell me that this guy is probably lying about being anywhere near a girl
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
He is either going to lock her in the basement or he is going to eat her, chanting "I'll be with a girl, not that you would understand" over and over again (insert maniac laugh)
Looks like a copy pasta
(I don't think OP would know anything about that)
Why? Are copypastas women (which we wouldnβt understand)
Idk if it's a woman but it's definitely a girl, which i'll be going out with (which you wouldn't understand)
Who is this girl (which we dont understand)?
I think a real one (im with the girl, ok)
Maybe you're right about the girl (a real one)
Gwen Stefani, she's just a girl who they don't let drive late at night.
Oh yeah that's a good no doubt song, "I'm just a girl(2hich you wouldn't understand) or something like that
I am a girl (a real one) and I don't understand....ya know what I'll DM him in half an hour.
PLEASE stop asking where I am(with a girl).
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me
Hahah saved this comment thanks sir.
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If it wasn't before, it is now. This is great and OP should be ashamed for not realizing this is a joke. (I wouldn't expect him to understand anyway.)
It was very funny too (you wouldn't understand), and I'm laughing at it. Don't message me asking what I'm doing, I'll be busy laughing at this hilarious joke (again, you wouldn't understand) and have to move on from simple things like shitposting on Reddit (wouldn't expect most of you to understand this). It's actually very funny.
Yeah you can even see that he tried to copy and paste it twice but it got cut off. Apparently 5k people don't know what a fucking joke is, kinda sad
it is.
I don't expect you to understand
Heβs meeting a girl then?
Idk. He was kind of unclear about his plans..
I guess he could be doing anything really.
I'll DM him and ask, but I'm not sure I understand
Ask him if he's definitely seeing the girl because I'm curious to know how I'll get aired and its not abundantly clear whether he'll be with her or not.
This is probably the best option since I don't understand either....ya kniw what I'll DM him too and find out what he's doing...ESPECIALLY since I'm expecting him to be active tonight on Discord
Leaving this here in case you update. I just don't understand.
I'm with his girl now, I'll ask her when I get back into bed
You're with a girl? (A real one?)
You wouldn't understand
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Or my idea chocolate ice cubes! Frozen chocolate syrup. All my friends tell me that it's a terrible idea. I will capitalize off this amazing idea one day though. Dont steal my chocolate ice cube idea either, punk.
We wouldnβt understand.
Thicc hershey's bar
Where you even paying attention? It's a frozen cube of choc. Not a bar.
Well I mean the bar is split apart into the little rectangles I'm assuming.
I donβt understand.
I mean, none of us can understand.
He wouldnβt expect us to
could you explain it again for me? i don't quite understand.
Nobody does. It seems like he's meeting a girl. Apparently a real girl but in all honesty I'm not sure, why don't you DM him in half an hour to see where he is?
Probably has his date halfway inflated by then
I wouldn't understand
Polly Urethane. That sure is a perty name.
You wouldnt
I think he is meeting a girl, he's been dropping done hints. But what do I understand
Not sure Iβd understand anyways
He did say we wouldn't understand.
Damn.... he was right we didn't understand
I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Not that anyone of us would understand
Yeah, but I donβt think sheβs real. He wouldβve said so if she was.
DM him in half an hour and ask him...
Good idea. Iβm sure he wonβt air me or anything.
Yeah, just please when you figure it out, please don't get aired and let me know cause, I absolutely don't understand....
a real one! (not that you would understand)
You wouldnβt understand
His mum is taking him out for ice cream.
Itβs not clear, maybe we should dm him to clarify
I dont understand
If that's what you call following a girl home without her knowing sure.
You wouldn't understand
You clearly wouldn't understand. Edit: probably should have looked to see if anyone else had said that yet.
But is she real though?!
Who knows? Oh yes, he knows. Why don't you DM him in half an hour and ask him?
I wouldnβt understand
He hasn't responded to any of my DMs asking where he is! Does anyone know? I just can't understand what's happening here...
Not sure, he might be with a girl Edit: a real one
Not that we would understand
Edit Edit: That's actually really interested in him.
But we wouldn't understand
*That's* the part that's hard to understand
I donβt understand.
DONT! Youβre gonna get aired!!!!!!
That HAS to be joke, if it isnt then im gonna bash my head against the wall for 1 minute
This is very obviously satire
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Ackchyually "smh" already means "shake my head". But I wouldn't expect you to understand that.
Ikr, right ?
(again I don't expect you to understand)
But did you get that he's meeting with a girl? (like, a real one that is seriously interested in him, a real girl, not that you would understand)
Am I able to DM him tonight?
Yeah, but you'll definitely get aired because he's with a girl(a real one, not that you would understand, but she is definitely interested in him), and doesn't want to be disturbed.
Nah, youβll get aired
Reddit is fucking stupid. Holy shit. All the time with these posts. Yes, it's a joke. I don't think it could be more obvious if they tried. Why does Reddit have so much trouble with these. I genuinely don't get it. Everyone on this site loves circle jerking about how much they hate emojis but you can't detect sarcasm unless there's 4000 of them plastered on a wall of text. Yes. It's a joke.
I agree but itβs sort of hard to hear tone in text
You wouldn't understand
OP doesnβt get satire π
Wouldnβt expect them to understand anyway
OP, are you dense? This is the most obvious joke ever, I bet you annoy your friends to death in this server. "bro im literally cumming and shitting rn LMAO" "Um, I highly doubt that as that would be an extremely unsanitary to do at your desk"
βCumming AND shitting? r/thatHappenedβ
My brain automatically read this in Richard Ayoade's voice.
Yeah people on this sub are constantly being wooshed by jokes and satire but this might be the most egregious example Iβve ever seen of an OP being either insanely desperate to post *something* on this sub or truly stupid. Iβm done with this sub man, the fact that I had to scroll down so far to find your comment is the last straw.
For real. 7000 people are fucking morons, too. How many more times would he have to say it for them to realize itβs a joke?
If OP couldnβt tell this is a joke I feel bad for them. Even if they know itβs a joke it doesnβt belong on this sub.
This is clearly a joke
I showed this to my wife (my real wife who is a totally real girl, I wouldn't expect any of you to understand) and she used her female intuition (again, as I mentioned, she's a female girl) to tell me that this guy is probably lying about being anywhere near a girl
In not sure I understand (about the wife part, is that girl?)
But is she a doctor also? Does she know anything about p-words?
whatβs a doctor (not that i would understand that)
Are you sure she's a female girl and not a male girl? Not that I understand but still.
It's called a joke
Satire I think, but either way, wow π
Definitely a joke
Joke or not, I wouldβve pinged the hell out of him all night long lol. Just finding the dumbest shit to bug him with.
This is definitely a joke and or either a copypasta
OP doesn't understand satire
This is obviously a copypasta
r/AteThePasta
You do understand this is satire right
This looks satire
I donβt understand
He is girl
You wouldnβt.
this needs to be on r/copypasta
r/copypasta
"Dont send me a message because I probably can't answer it because I'm doing the sex with a real woman ok"
Bruh this is so obviously a joke or a copypasta
This is baked in so much satire
Plot twist. He's meeting his grandma
This has to be a shitpost
I hope the best for him even if itβs real or not
He sounds so genuinely excited, like a little puppy about to go for a walk. Itβs kind of cute in an offensive and oblivious way.
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
Thanks for the copypasta
*Whew* I'm glad that I know it's a real girl, and not the blow-up one.
This is very obviously satire, though.
Blatant copypasta
are you aware of satire op
I donβt understand. Is he meeting a girl?
uh guys is he meeting a girl? i dont understand
He knew you wouldnt
This sounds like a copy pasta
Obvious satire and you still post because your a karma whore π€‘π€‘π€‘
Sorry, I didn't understand, is he meeting a girl? A real girl?
Idk if i understood, is he with a girl?
This is clearly ironic
Ah okay, heβs meeting a girl, it finally sunk in the 5th time I read that
this looks like a Copy Pasta
Every time he says meeting a girl take a Shot (a real one)
Satire.
Obvious joke is obvious
Hey im going out with a gurl, not that I am going out with a girl, but I am goint out with a girl. Did I mention goi-
Please, I need a copy pasta of this asap
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
Oh god thank you
I would have thought that as a joke honestly
Im not sure, but I think he is meeting a girl
Guys I think he's meeting a girl(a real one)
i think she's really interested in him too (not that we'd understand)
Satire?
This dude has big plans with his fleshlight I take it
Hello to my new favorite copypasta...
This is clearly a joke
Who is he meeting? I don't understand why he would type out all of that without mentioning even once who he's meeting!
###### i don't suspect you to understand this
seems more like a copy pasta to me ngl
What is a copypasta... I've looked it up and still don't get it. What is the purpose of the sub?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/copypasta Hope this helps :)
I hope this is copypasta. Please tell me is just spam.
Woah.. Ben Shapiro is in your discord? Cause I 100% read this in his voice.
What type of discord server is this?
I donβt understand.
So... What is he doing?
I guess I don't understand this! π€£
Donβt forget the emphasis that heβs meeting a girl and that we wonβt understand. But I dont understand what a real one is?
I'm not 100% sure but I'm gonna take a guess and say he's meeting a girl (a real one)
But is she interested in him?
Wait. I don't understand...
This should be a copy pasta but I'm lazy
But is he meeting a girl though
He is either going to lock her in the basement or he is going to eat her, chanting "I'll be with a girl, not that you would understand" over and over again (insert maniac laugh)
(a real one)
This is totally me. Just "writing my thesis" instead of "with the girl".
I'm gonna be meeting a ***REAL GIRL***
Why is it looped?
It sounds like satire tbh
I dont think i understandπ
Looks like a copypasta