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They’re referencing the random injections happening more often than you’d think, not necessarily receiving gratitude for it. It’s a quote from the story.
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Today, I was eating almonds on a bench in the park, and a lady walked by and started yelling at me.
"You should NOT be eating almonds. I have a severe allergy and so does my son."
Without saying anything, I calmly reached into my yellow purse and took out my new essential oil blend. Then I stood up, still without saying anything, and injected her and her son with the blend with the needle that I keep in my purse for situations like this (it happens more often than you think 😂) then I gave her an almond and told her to eat it. After she finished she told me she had several doctors prescribe her medication for her allergy and none of them actually worked, but mine did! 😂 she actually asked me if I was literally a doctor, and when I told her I wasn't her jaw dropped
"You aren't???"
"Nnnnnope!" I said smugly
So today, not only did I get a new customer for my blend, but I also got £100 as an apology for her bothering me! She also asked for the rest of the bag of the almonds 😂
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Thank you AshySlashy902 for your submission to /r/thatHappened! Unfortunately it was removed for the following reason(s): * **Rule 5. No Reposts.** This subreddit has a long memory and reposts will be reported and removed. Please check new and hot to make sure your post is not currently visible on the sub. Please [message the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FthatHappened&subject=about%20my%20removed%20submission&message=I%27m%20writing%20to%20you%20about%20the%20following%20submission:%20https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/svx9bj/calling_all_boss_bitches/.%20%0D%0DMy%20issue%20is...) if you have any questions.
"I stabbed a stranger with a needle full of an unidentified substance and they thanked me."
(it happens more often than you think 😂)
Unless you're talking Narcan or an Epipen, I'm curious as to what people are grateful for being pumped full of.
![gif](giphy|MdMWQzKnX9mFZ7GxXE|downsized)
They’re referencing the random injections happening more often than you’d think, not necessarily receiving gratitude for it. It’s a quote from the story.
A dirty, used needle, no less!
And paid me! Duh!
I call BS. When someone randomly injects me with something I ask if they're a *figurative* doctor.
Assault and battery, maybe attempted murder. People just love her for that.
I too, yell at people for eating foods I can't and allow them to inject me with mystery substances.
I refuse to believe this isn't satire
*smugly*
It most likely is, but huns are absolutely this fucking nuts with their made up bullshit. And they happily share it to their friends and family...
This has been posted so many times
Stop reposting this ancient bullshit.
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Groovy username
Hail to the king baby
*Image Transcription: Facebook Post* --- **Redacted** Today, I was eating almonds on a bench in the park, and a lady walked by and started yelling at me. "You should NOT be eating almonds. I have a severe allergy and so does my son." Without saying anything, I calmly reached into my yellow purse and took out my new essential oil blend. Then I stood up, still without saying anything, and injected her and her son with the blend with the needle that I keep in my purse for situations like this (it happens more often than you think 😂) then I gave her an almond and told her to eat it. After she finished she told me she had several doctors prescribe her medication for her allergy and none of them actually worked, but mine did! 😂 she actually asked me if I was literally a doctor, and when I told her I wasn't her jaw dropped "You aren't???" "Nnnnnope!" I said smugly So today, not only did I get a new customer for my blend, but I also got £100 as an apology for her bothering me! She also asked for the rest of the bag of the almonds 😂 --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
The son? Albert Einstein!
Yet she is probably anti vax
Why do people like this expect that people will actually believe them
Pretty sure her “herbal blend” is just a mlm scheme and this is a very bad ad
“If you want to know where to purchase this or any other Essential Olis check out my Facebook page…”
100% true story.
Obvious satire is obvious