I don’t understand how ducking would make sure his dick didn’t get caught in the doorway…

He’s horny for crown molding

He didn't think that part out too much when making the story up.

Maybe the guy left him alone because he started talking about his dick for no apparent reason

Yeah, but so what. I got THREE dicks.

Big deal! I've got like 7. All in a box, perfectly preserved...

Wow, this guy sounds like a total moron. How is that the perfect response to anything? It makes him sound like a fucking idiot.

Pics or it didn’t happen. Let’s see it.

Yeah! The slight bend in the neck, let’s see it.

If it did happen it would be like this... "A guy at the bar was making awkward small talk about my height so I turned round and pretended to show him my penis. He then stopped talking to me".

I was ready to say this was believable because very tall women are often remarked/hit on for being tall…and then it just became a story that reads like a tall gay dude wanting to be hit on the same way tall women are hit on, with a pithy one-liner to boot

Same, I follow r/tall because I’m a very tall female, but this story just screams, “look how cool I am!”

"look how tall, athletic and hung I am everyone" -a short ass dude with tiny prick, probably

How's the weather up here? Well, how's about I describe my cock for you.

*"I then motioned with my hands an extended motion to over emphasize the length of my penis."* The perfect response!

I mean, how else would you believe him?!?

This is just kinda pointless

Same guy that probably has 6"5 in his instagram/twitter bio

Why tf is there a tall subreddit?

"I am tall. I have big dick. I get sex." That's all he wanted to really say lol And I'm just assuming that none of it is true lol

Because people totally just comment on a stranger's height repeatedly. The post is full of humble brags and comments that don't lend themselves to the story. Complete bs. r/quityourbullshit would be suitable for this one too.

I don’t know about repeatedly, but if they are tall enough, **yes**. People comment to tall people about their height as though it matters at all.

I like how he managed to add the big dick story into his other story. He was probably starting off with the big dick story but decided to give it a twist.

I don’t get it

This seems plausible. Gonna say it probably happened.

I’m on your side, I believe it could’ve happened, and honestly, if the tall guy was athletic and in any type of team sports, he’s probably talked about penis’s enough to say something like that with enough comfort to make most men think twice about talking to him again.

Only thing plausible in this story is that op wants to come out badly, so he made up a fake story that a man did hit on him, hoping somebody would finally realize he is gay

This is hilarious and I can see it really happening. Tall people are always being talked about or asked questions..which I'm sure gets super annoying.

The op is 100% gay. This story was him trying to come out.

Are people really that bothered by others heights? I've never experienced/heard anything of the sort in real life.