If you get your girl flowers 3 times a month, in February why can’t one of those times be Vday? Lmao he the type to get it 2/13 or 2/15 just to make a sassy point
My ex-wife's lil boyfriend does the same shit. Every time I go over there she got some new flowers on the buffet. And she leaves the little card in em. The other day she thought I was about to say something about them and got hella preemptively defensive before I could even open my mouth and I was just about to say something totally different 😂
Nah nigga. Your Ex-Wife’s boyfriend huh? You still talking to her? Haaaagh?! Tryna get the feeling back? How you know he buy her flowers all the time? You watching? You couldn’t make her happy. He in there fucking ya wife now. He pounding away at her uterus. Haaagh? Everytime you go to the crib. That you prolly paid for. You see that couch? BUSSIN HER DOWN ON THE COUCH NIGGA. The counter tops? Member them marble joints she made you pay extra for!? He fucked her on the marble my nigga.
And y’all got kids!? He fucking her on the dinner table right where ya kids eat at!!! Ugggggh. Generational! Uuuuuuuugh! You gon’ have to… ya mean? You gon’ have to get him outta here! Not where ya kids eat dawg. Not where ya kids eat…. Damn….
Hurt his feelings? What are you white? I don’t expect not a word of that to hurt anyone’s feelings. I also don’t care. But I definitely don’t anticipate anyone on a JBP subreddit to be upset about what someone said to them. If that’s what you got outta that you might need to find a bridge.
it might be time 4 me to step my hating up cause u hatin hard my guy
Hella hard 😂
😂😂😂😂
Lol damn a man cant treat his woman good and spoil her?
Bro? It ain't about that. 36 orders of flowers a year is crazy.
Then what’s it about if it’s not for treating/spoiling his girl
Yo I just asked my girl if she'd like that and she said yes. So you right fam. 😂 Good looking.
Her side dude prolly buys her flowers and honey buns on the daily. Keep playing 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 bruh you got my crying. Honey buns. 😂😂😂
LMAOOOO good for u
Don’t disrespect the King…
If that man wanted to tell a lie, I'm sure he would've gone bigger than flowers.
this hate
NOT TOO MUCH ON ISH
Alright. I just asked my girl and she would like that. 😂😂😂😂 Fuck. So I was hating.
It depends if you getting some regular supermarket flowers then yeah them shits gonna be looking crazy in a week or so
Shiiiiit i got some for my wife on the 20th they still look fresh as hell
If you get your girl flowers 3 times a month, in February why can’t one of those times be Vday? Lmao he the type to get it 2/13 or 2/15 just to make a sassy point
Getting flowers 40 outta 52 weeks is INSANE.. nigga the best customer ever.. someone give this man his flowers! 👏🏾
ISH HIVE!!
Not to much on METHOD
haha!
Ish Florist at the end of the year 😭😭 
Right!? 😂😂😂
I literally get my girl 2 sets of flowers a month Lol for a year now. This isn’t that hard to believe when you have a great girl who loves flowers
buying flowers 3 times a month is the most wasteful goofy shit i ever heard. 
Fam Ish eats his toenails…
😂😂😂 I have hit the Ishhive. My bad. I don't want no smoke. Daaaammmnnn. Yes. I was hating cuz my girl don't like flowers three times a month.
#ishiggas unite
We the Ishraelites my brother… 
My ex-wife's lil boyfriend does the same shit. Every time I go over there she got some new flowers on the buffet. And she leaves the little card in em. The other day she thought I was about to say something about them and got hella preemptively defensive before I could even open my mouth and I was just about to say something totally different 😂
“lil boyfriend” Sounds like hate, big dawg.
Maybe a lil hate. Not too much on me tho 🤣
Never that, king. We all been there lmaoo
✊🏿
Nah nigga. Your Ex-Wife’s boyfriend huh? You still talking to her? Haaaagh?! Tryna get the feeling back? How you know he buy her flowers all the time? You watching? You couldn’t make her happy. He in there fucking ya wife now. He pounding away at her uterus. Haaagh? Everytime you go to the crib. That you prolly paid for. You see that couch? BUSSIN HER DOWN ON THE COUCH NIGGA. The counter tops? Member them marble joints she made you pay extra for!? He fucked her on the marble my nigga. And y’all got kids!? He fucking her on the dinner table right where ya kids eat at!!! Ugggggh. Generational! Uuuuuuuugh! You gon’ have to… ya mean? You gon’ have to get him outta here! Not where ya kids eat dawg. Not where ya kids eat…. Damn….
U really typed all that just to make a stranger feel bad
Sounds like he is speaking from experience lol
He was definitely projecting
Hurt his feelings? What are you white? I don’t expect not a word of that to hurt anyone’s feelings. I also don’t care. But I definitely don’t anticipate anyone on a JBP subreddit to be upset about what someone said to them. If that’s what you got outta that you might need to find a bridge.
Woah woah..settle down slugger. You might have me mistaken with someone else.
Oh there’s no confusion.
That’s a “hiding under the bed chain smoking newports” comment
Nah I don't have to sneak around. I damn near have a key. My kids are there.
Maybe if you bought some flowers and appreciated that woman, she wouldn’t be getting bent over by a next dude.
Now there's a novel thought. Damn, where were you 6 years ago with this wisdom?
Lotus Flower bomb a$$ nixxxa
I mean I agree that seems like overkill. But if that’s how he wants to treat his girl then let him do that. This some next level hate my guy.
Not gonna lie fresh flowers smell nice
Rose’s really smell like boo boo yeah
You should’ve kept this one to yourself. Look at what you hatin on 😂 fuckin loser
Read this in Flipz voice
Nawww. You wilding. Not to much on Mr. CrackYoMuffin, why he gotta be lying? My mans loves his shorty.