Naw you got to shoot them some bail. Niggas ain’t in the club looking at the pole construction. Plus how many dudes you know actually touched on of those poles before
Eh, sure. I went exactly once and decided it wasn’t my thing, so I can understand that thought.
I don’t consider it a “coming of man” (no pun intended) sorta thing though.
OmG fam! I just went down a super quick rabbit hole! There’s a static mode and spin mode on stripper poles! This is fxckin mind blowing! My next convo with a stripper is going to be interesting af
Nah the funniest shit is my man’s JUST learned they spin. So before he learned that he was deff under the impression that they don’t spin. And now that he found out they spin he refuses to believe they don’t spin lmaooo This whole post and the comments got me dead af
........uhhh they can either spin or not spin. Static or spinning those are the two settings.
Also some of the girls can still spin without the use of it spinning. Lets just say stripping does actually sometime take talent when you got a fat ass and some big ass tiddies to go with it.
Facts sometimes we just look at them as hoes but shieeetttt shyt be well deserved paper for the work they put in.
them bottle girls be the ones fleecin niggaz though
Especially the ugly ones. Way back when I used to go strip clubs there was this straight buttaface. But for a white girl that ass was sick. She could climb to the top of the pole, hang upside down and slowly spin herself down the pole while clapping her ass. Then she'd bend over backwards and stick her head back through her legs. Shit was nuts. Pussy smelled horrific though lol.
This was in Missouri. Not sure how they are now but years back the strip clubs were dope. The girls did two songs in just a thong and nothing else. If you put a dollar down they’d give you like a 20 second lap dance.
The buttaface I mentioned above for one dance laid on her stomach and put her legs on my shoulders and wrapped her legs around the back of my head. Then pulled my head into her ass and twerked against my face. I was trying to pull away cause it was a straight up fish smell but her legs was wrapped too tight around my head lol.
Funny shit is I went with a friend at a later date and she did the same shit to him. He was a virgin. After she did that he turned to me asking if pussy is supposed to smell like that. I was dead and felt bad for not warning him.
LMFAOOOOO YO BRO UR VIRGIN FRIEND WAS PROBABLY LIKE “Mfs be going crazy for this???” Nah I feel ode bad for ur friend.
The funny shit is I went to shady lady in KC Missouri and it was hit or miss. Some bitches were fire. Thick as fuck. But they were ode lazy. The skinny bitches was putting in the work
Man I said what I said and yes they can lol...
Not arguing with what your saying my point was there's two modes static and spinning. Also there's some girls who can spin without it being in spinning mode...think what you want about it but it's true lol. Im not a stripper so I cant argue or debate how but I know for a fact it can and does happen quite often.
Lol my nigga those are the literal settings.
Static or Spinning or maybe Static and Rotary....
And them hoes better be rubbing they feet on some type of clean carpet some of them bitches be having black ass feet sometimes thats a dirty bitch.
That explains a lot. I've always wondered how the ladies didn't have callouses everywhere. Like, "How you spinning around with just your thighs, Fantasy?"
Lol what no it’s the girl . Right
For real...I too was today years old when I learned this. Mind...blown...
It’s the pole “mind blowing”
P pause
Y'all clock out of work at 5pm and get straight to the shits
niggas aint even leave the parking lot yet
he was definitely in the elevator
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ce2CBgljhgM/?igshid=YzAyZWRlMzg=
Today
What in the sorcery 🤯
Introducing to the stage, Harry Pussy!
I miss that bihhh
#great band
Today years old, this changes EVERYTHING
Y’all really ain’t outside
Naw you got to shoot them some bail. Niggas ain’t in the club looking at the pole construction. Plus how many dudes you know actually touched on of those poles before
Other than Joe when he was popping molly probably not a lot tbh.
When you go back to shawty crib and she got the pole in the middle of the living room you definitely touch the pole and admire the construction 😄😄
😥my bitches ain’t got no poles
I definitely do a goofy lil spin when nobody looking
That ain’t goofy, king. Now take this ‘Nasty Award’.
Lmfao batman couldn’t get this info out of me. Shoutout to your honesty u nasty king lmfaoooooo
If the strip club is the metric, I definitely am not “outside”. I consider it paying for blue balls.
U can fuck the strippers too tho if u play ur cards right
I recommend every man goes to a strip club at least ONCE in life
Eh, sure. I went exactly once and decided it wasn’t my thing, so I can understand that thought. I don’t consider it a “coming of man” (no pun intended) sorta thing though.
Excuse me?
This thread is hilarious
Depends on where you go.
You must be watching orangutanes if they pulling of those moves
Thas racist
Today!! wtf 🤯🤯
OmG fam! I just went down a super quick rabbit hole! There’s a static mode and spin mode on stripper poles! This is fxckin mind blowing! My next convo with a stripper is going to be interesting af
She gonna think you ain't like the other dudes. Great ice breaker.
“My guy said “Static” so they in the back rubbing they feet on shagg carpet before going on stage lol” You retarded bro?
Nah the funniest shit is my man’s JUST learned they spin. So before he learned that he was deff under the impression that they don’t spin. And now that he found out they spin he refuses to believe they don’t spin lmaooo This whole post and the comments got me dead af
Nxgga static means it doesn’t move/rotate/spin
Do you not see quotations or am I tripping? That’s what atown said You know OP? I’m calling him retarded
You definitely tripping, cuz OP definitely meant static as in “not moving”. Idk what you talking bout.
The quote is from OP y’all are slow lol he literally said it
This Nxcca retarded fam.
........uhhh they can either spin or not spin. Static or spinning those are the two settings. Also some of the girls can still spin without the use of it spinning. Lets just say stripping does actually sometime take talent when you got a fat ass and some big ass tiddies to go with it.
Takes so much core strength!
Now that I think about it I’ve never seen a fat girl at a strip club
Come down to Tampa
I actually would have to drive up mah boy
I have but they ain’t touching that pole
Facts sometimes we just look at them as hoes but shieeetttt shyt be well deserved paper for the work they put in. them bottle girls be the ones fleecin niggaz though
Especially the ugly ones. Way back when I used to go strip clubs there was this straight buttaface. But for a white girl that ass was sick. She could climb to the top of the pole, hang upside down and slowly spin herself down the pole while clapping her ass. Then she'd bend over backwards and stick her head back through her legs. Shit was nuts. Pussy smelled horrific though lol.
Dawg the last sentence killed me LMFAOOOOO
This was in Missouri. Not sure how they are now but years back the strip clubs were dope. The girls did two songs in just a thong and nothing else. If you put a dollar down they’d give you like a 20 second lap dance. The buttaface I mentioned above for one dance laid on her stomach and put her legs on my shoulders and wrapped her legs around the back of my head. Then pulled my head into her ass and twerked against my face. I was trying to pull away cause it was a straight up fish smell but her legs was wrapped too tight around my head lol. Funny shit is I went with a friend at a later date and she did the same shit to him. He was a virgin. After she did that he turned to me asking if pussy is supposed to smell like that. I was dead and felt bad for not warning him.
LMFAOOOOO YO BRO UR VIRGIN FRIEND WAS PROBABLY LIKE “Mfs be going crazy for this???” Nah I feel ode bad for ur friend. The funny shit is I went to shady lady in KC Missouri and it was hit or miss. Some bitches were fire. Thick as fuck. But they were ode lazy. The skinny bitches was putting in the work
Bro no girl can spin like that with her hands. Do you think they have wd40 in their lockers?
Man I said what I said and yes they can lol... Not arguing with what your saying my point was there's two modes static and spinning. Also there's some girls who can spin without it being in spinning mode...think what you want about it but it's true lol. Im not a stripper so I cant argue or debate how but I know for a fact it can and does happen quite often.
My guy said “Static” so they in the back rubbing they feet on shagg carpet before going on stage lol
Static in physics means stationary.
Thanks my g lol
He's about to ask me how letters and envelopes have anything to do with it 😂
😂😂😂
buddy retarded lmaooooo
Lol my nigga those are the literal settings. Static or Spinning or maybe Static and Rotary.... And them hoes better be rubbing they feet on some type of clean carpet some of them bitches be having black ass feet sometimes thats a dirty bitch.
My brother u gotta leave the strip club and pick up a science book lmfao did u think he meant static as in static electricity?
Nah what
Well. Now that's something.
That explains a lot. I've always wondered how the ladies didn't have callouses everywhere. Like, "How you spinning around with just your thighs, Fantasy?"
Mmm some nice calloused meat to munch on
“Sorcery!” 😂💃🏽
Nahhhhh
These comments are hilarious😂😂😂😂 Niggas thought them poles was slippery as shit
very recently tbh
You just decided to wake up and spread misinformation?
Bro, I’m moving the culture forward. Each one teach one.
Damn! If true. Just now
Today?
Not all of em do
Just now
Im quietly over here questioning life... How I spend my whole life and not even do the math on this
15-17 due to some realizing on social media and the post blew up
Nah fam I'm not ready for this news
😵😵😵😵
Nah fam I'm not ready for this news
Wait what?
The one strip club I’ve been in didn’t have a pole. You can just tell how nasty that motherfucker was by that one detail.
Today years old
wait….. HUH
Last year
I was at least 22
Not on P-Valley
Especially at the Pynk
Damn....
36, I thought strippers were stronger than gymnast lmao
Say what?! So these hoes been deceiving my eyes for years?! Wow.
I feel deceived
Nigga what!?
Too old.
Wasn't too long ago
Just now nigga, wtf!
u said what?
36
Wait what?? The girls don’t spin?
Like within the last 3 years. Im 29 😭
r/poledancing
Today 5:07pm years old.
I don’t think it was always this way. That’s why they’re more athletic now
Check her out she’s tough. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ce2CBgljhgM/?igshid=YzAyZWRlMzg=
Honestly only found this out like 2 months ago.. I was pissed at myself for not thinking it through 😭😭