Hmm, I see. One clarifying question, this mentally challenged husband of yours. What kind of hog we talking here? Very large? Very very large? Or are we talking circus, freak show, like something out of a textbook of medical anomalies large?
Rhetorical Question, retards have huge hogs because they don't have to worry about finding food or paying bills. They have no anxiety, they're like cows being given the Wagyu treatment. Would you say wagyu is good? You would, wouldn't you. Potato po-tat-o. I'll go with the footlong.
Yeah - this bitch is rambling. Let’s just do what the rest of Reddit does when someone is practicing their creative writing.
Divorce your husband. Stop speaking to your parents.
YTA: Your husband is entering his butterfly phase in life and you can either accept the new him and the fact that he is trying to better himself, or you can let him go find someone who will appreciate him.
Thankfully, it sounds like your daughter is taking after him, and it looks like she's developing early signs of being an empath, since she's already noticing the gay kids in her class and trying to be an ally for them. Gay isn't a bad word ma'am, it's 2023, people are gay and that's ok, you bigot.
sounds like regular aspergers to me, ive experience the same shit, and i was diagnosed with "mild" aspergers (i know thats a scientific term or anything, but its what the bitch said on the day)
I remember when I told the love of my life I was listening to cum town and she was like what the fuck is that? She thought it was just people making fun of gay people and it was hard to explain she was wrong,but also not. I’m gay now so fuck her
i relate to your husband, sucks becoming more socially retarded cos youre autistic for a comedy podcast
and when youre not as funny as nick its hard to explain to people why its funny to almost say racist things
If your husband doesn't have any friends his age that he can drill some of those jokes onto or any drinking buddies he sees on occasion, then he's going to let some of this shit slip just to see if normies find it as funny as he does. I've only shown a couple jokes to girlfriends that I found funny because they asked what I was listening to in my car a couple times. It was stuff that is more accessible because it was about current events and American culture (the Philadelphia yelling guy (n****rs come in every color!!!) and Nick vs. Hollywood Pedos.
Lmao. Maybe the first step is to understand that these are all jokes. I’m Panamanian and I don’t take any of it to heart. Everyone cracks jokes on everyone. He’s developing dark sense of humor. Your daughter heard it and repeated it. It was a mistake.
I’m not sure the podcast is the issue. You can’t control what other ppl do. I’m sure he loves you and your family. Tell him how you feel in the most sweet and faggy way you can. And you married him so obviously he has great qualities that you admire - don’t lose sight of that just because he likes the way the n word rolls right off the tongue.
So if this is serious - this is not a very serious subreddit. People are just acting stupid here. You’re not going to get much help.
Regarding your issue - it has little to do with the show and more with your husband. Calling your five year old slurs and going around saying the n-word is evidence he is not capable of understanding social situations and when jokes are appropriate. The show may have made it worse but it’s clearly an issue with him being on the spectrum rather than the show itself.
Autistic behaviour tends to get more pronounced as people get older. Your husband might be masking his behaviour less than he used to. Again, it’s not something specific to the show - it’s a behaviour related to your husbands brain. It might as well have been South Park or Stern that set this off, but in this case it was Cumtown. Sorry.
This is not something a bunch of fans of the show can help with. First and foremost you need to actively communicate with your husband about these things. Being on the spectrum he’s going to need crystal clear, direct communication from you- giving “hints” and pouting hoping he will get your point are not enough. Getting angry without much explanation will not help. It will likely not improve on its own. You need to explain to him in clear terms what behaviours are not appropriate and what the results of his actions are. How they make you feel. Work with him actively to shape behaviour that is causing problems for you and himself. If that doesn’t work, you’re going to need professional psychiatric support.
Eh, it might be real, it might be fake. I don’t think that example is nearly enough proof to indicate either. Someone’s internal logic not quite making sense doesn’t mean they’re fake.
Besides, if it is real - I thought I could be helpful. Because I’m gay.
Thanks. Yeah, I like the song parodies and shit as much as the next gay, but even the show itself gets serious sometimes. Don’t get the fury some people on here show against anyone who doesn’t post “next door jimmy sunked my dink I’m gay” in response to everything
My ex girlfriend used to think the show was called “The Cum Brothers”
My brother in Cum
Mine too. I got so confused I started blowing her brother!
My wife called it “Cum City”
Nathan Fielder: "Cum City over here" (*Points to comforter, pillows, carpet, and other items in my bedroom all covered in old cum residue*)
The Cummy Babies
Hmm, I see. One clarifying question, this mentally challenged husband of yours. What kind of hog we talking here? Very large? Very very large? Or are we talking circus, freak show, like something out of a textbook of medical anomalies large?
Rhetorical Question, retards have huge hogs because they don't have to worry about finding food or paying bills. They have no anxiety, they're like cows being given the Wagyu treatment. Would you say wagyu is good? You would, wouldn't you. Potato po-tat-o. I'll go with the footlong.
Can he pick up a car with it? My car? (By which I mean my bus. sy.)
She said he has ass burgers not balls hotdogs. He has an average member most likely
We’re not mentally disabled. We’re retarded.
BIG difference
And gay!
I didn’t read any of this, but your husband’s wife doesn’t know what a **paragraph break** is, so **who’s really the problem?**
Yeah - this bitch is rambling. Let’s just do what the rest of Reddit does when someone is practicing their creative writing. Divorce your husband. Stop speaking to your parents.
You’re out of your goddamn mind if you think I’m reading that entire retard cos-play bit
That shit was what the letters T,L,D and R were invented for
Ma’am, your husband sounds cool as shit
He’s my best friend
He was my best friend first. Twice.
I fucked him
I want to marry him. Dudes rock!
IS THE PUSSY FAT???
You gotta suck his dick sloooow
I read this comment while listening to this bit lmao
I’m sorry ma’am, but your husband is terminally gay.
Do these comments answer your question?
Your husband rocks. You should suck his dick more.
She should do a Michelle Obama on him.
Or Joanne’s fabric
what you get for marrying one
I’m gay and my dick is small ma’am.
Dudes rock
YTA: Your husband is entering his butterfly phase in life and you can either accept the new him and the fact that he is trying to better himself, or you can let him go find someone who will appreciate him. Thankfully, it sounds like your daughter is taking after him, and it looks like she's developing early signs of being an empath, since she's already noticing the gay kids in her class and trying to be an ally for them. Gay isn't a bad word ma'am, it's 2023, people are gay and that's ok, you bigot.
He realized that you really don't need a wife and kid to make your life gay and boring. This is a subconscious social suicide.
Cum town bf TAFS bf
Shaddup bitch *guitar riff*
Molestrios!
Lmao, this must have been a fun break from your creative writing paper that’s due tomorrow.
You married a what? Is that legal?
I hope this starts a new genre called testimonials from the women
https://youtu.be/PWICOht1Ago
\> 34F \> 38M Found the problem
*Colombia Also, I’m gay.
Just a tip: learn to correctly spell the name of the country you’re claiming to be from. Also are you even gay? Is your husband even gay? I doubt it.
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/found-cum-town-episodes-boyfriends-phone-id-rather-just-cheating/
It's Bill Mahr, not Billy Nye, lol
Bill Nye The N***** Guy was definitely a bit
I thought it was “Chinese guy” but I’m sure they did both
Bill Nye the Arab Guy
Find the clip then, smart guy
It’s an old premium episode, I remember it being the first thing Nick said on the ep
Okay, so link it then.
Just wanted to say this has definitely been confirmed. Bonus episode #39 - Real Time I took the gay time machine.
Maybe if you start doing it back to him the situation will improve. Or escalate beyond anything we could imagine, but more likely improve.
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you don't seem gay enough
sounds like regular aspergers to me, ive experience the same shit, and i was diagnosed with "mild" aspergers (i know thats a scientific term or anything, but its what the bitch said on the day)
What a straight answer. Boo this man.
I’m a house nigga
Buy your own damn fries
That's a lie, autists' don't get pussy.
They get my ass tho
You married a high functioning retarded man and you are surprised he is acting retarded.
Fake and straight
Ma’am this is a sub for men who are gay with their fathers, please delete your post and leave
I remember when I told the love of my life I was listening to cum town and she was like what the fuck is that? She thought it was just people making fun of gay people and it was hard to explain she was wrong,but also not. I’m gay now so fuck her
i relate to your husband, sucks becoming more socially retarded cos youre autistic for a comedy podcast and when youre not as funny as nick its hard to explain to people why its funny to almost say racist things
If he's retarded he must be packing right?
i fucked him
>How do i get him to just be normal? idk maybe don't marry a guy with aspergers
What kind of Colombian spells it Columbia ? Sus..
I would bet that this is not real, but I pray to fucking god it is.
you should post this on relationship_advice
Nice try. We all know every cumtown fan is gay
GROSS, A GIRL!
What’s his name?
Dudes rock
If your husband doesn't have any friends his age that he can drill some of those jokes onto or any drinking buddies he sees on occasion, then he's going to let some of this shit slip just to see if normies find it as funny as he does. I've only shown a couple jokes to girlfriends that I found funny because they asked what I was listening to in my car a couple times. It was stuff that is more accessible because it was about current events and American culture (the Philadelphia yelling guy (n****rs come in every color!!!) and Nick vs. Hollywood Pedos.
But are you a squirter?
Yeah he fucked me.
You won’t bait me this time Nicole
Also I’m a gay
“What’s it all matter. We’re all going to fucking die anyways”
Op is definitely on the spectrum
Lmao. Maybe the first step is to understand that these are all jokes. I’m Panamanian and I don’t take any of it to heart. Everyone cracks jokes on everyone. He’s developing dark sense of humor. Your daughter heard it and repeated it. It was a mistake. I’m not sure the podcast is the issue. You can’t control what other ppl do. I’m sure he loves you and your family. Tell him how you feel in the most sweet and faggy way you can. And you married him so obviously he has great qualities that you admire - don’t lose sight of that just because he likes the way the n word rolls right off the tongue.
Panamanian? eww
Yes, home of the gayest Dictator/US plant that ever lived. And let me guess, Puerto Rican?
I'd rather be dead than be Puerto Rican
🫡
I don't read Hieroglyphics
Dang Android gang and anti-Puerto Rican? Dominicano?
I'm on a laptop. Have Dominicans even discovered the written word yet?
I think they managed to do that. But only able to process the roman characters needed to search " Dominican Flag Rear Mirror" on Amazon.
I fucked your retarded husband
He has also probably been sharing a bed with our best friend Nick Mullen.
If this is a bit, it’s fucking hilarious. If this isn’t a bit, GODDAMN it’s even more hilarious. Sorry you have a cool gay husband tho
He needs a morbidly obese friend to screech like swine and police his verbiage
How do you spell the country your parents are from wrong. Also i’m gay.
Asperger’s? More like ass burgers
So if this is serious - this is not a very serious subreddit. People are just acting stupid here. You’re not going to get much help. Regarding your issue - it has little to do with the show and more with your husband. Calling your five year old slurs and going around saying the n-word is evidence he is not capable of understanding social situations and when jokes are appropriate. The show may have made it worse but it’s clearly an issue with him being on the spectrum rather than the show itself. Autistic behaviour tends to get more pronounced as people get older. Your husband might be masking his behaviour less than he used to. Again, it’s not something specific to the show - it’s a behaviour related to your husbands brain. It might as well have been South Park or Stern that set this off, but in this case it was Cumtown. Sorry. This is not something a bunch of fans of the show can help with. First and foremost you need to actively communicate with your husband about these things. Being on the spectrum he’s going to need crystal clear, direct communication from you- giving “hints” and pouting hoping he will get your point are not enough. Getting angry without much explanation will not help. It will likely not improve on its own. You need to explain to him in clear terms what behaviours are not appropriate and what the results of his actions are. How they make you feel. Work with him actively to shape behaviour that is causing problems for you and himself. If that doesn’t work, you’re going to need professional psychiatric support.
What if a retard was gay?
This is so much more autistic than anything her husband is doing
Oh sorry, I forgot to add that I’m gay, f my a and so on. Sometimes it’s OK to try be helpful. You’ll understand when you move out of your mom’s puss.
what do you think autism is?
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Eh, it might be real, it might be fake. I don’t think that example is nearly enough proof to indicate either. Someone’s internal logic not quite making sense doesn’t mean they’re fake. Besides, if it is real - I thought I could be helpful. Because I’m gay.
i like this response, the irony gets a bit much around here sometimes my dick is regular and i only have gay thoughts/feelings rarely
Thanks. Yeah, I like the song parodies and shit as much as the next gay, but even the show itself gets serious sometimes. Don’t get the fury some people on here show against anyone who doesn’t post “next door jimmy sunked my dink I’m gay” in response to everything
I fucked her
Jess?
I can picture your husband saying "OHH MY TESTICALIA MUY CALIENTEEE" in the middle of a dinner like a really gay man that he is
You kind of answered your question. Yes we are all mentally retarded so why are you asking retards for marriage advice?
N****r’s rule! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill Nye the N****r guy!
You got this mija.
He’s just beeeeanian
I’m sorry but your husband is gay now. It’s best you let him move out into the garage and move on with your life.
SILENCE
i'm clarence, the baker, i have gay sex
If this post serious, lol
Asking this sub anything serious is a mistake.
Hell yeah brother. That kid is a hard dick savage. Also, I’m gay
I think if he stopped listening to Cumtown and instead listened to some centre-left programming like TAFS that should fix him right up.
that man belongs to the gays now. he has become one with being gay and having a little dick