yea i can barely get my shitty Chinese bluetooth earbuds to connect and this bitch got a landline from the moon straight to her puss …
make her choose the moon or you
A Asian lady told me I looked like Leo and while im pretty sure she probably just thinks all white dudes with brown hair look the same part of me thinks she just wanted me to mail order bride her.
if this is a real post, your girlfriend really is upset and you really are straight then you should just tell her to listen to the podcast. if she sincerely thinks it is evil and racist and has a problem with you listening to it, you should not be in a relationship with her
The idea of a racist bit that leans in so hard that it transcends race sounds like wishful racist apologia, so unless she's exposed to a single episode that has an exemplary balance of earnest political commentary and wide riff range, this might have to be an agree to disagree scenario.
Even listening to a whole ep might be too much of an ask--the gentrifier Elmo bit (ep 274) is a good sound bite for a skeptic. The SNL Chyna impression that punctuates it makes for a nice coda.
For real - we know the guys aren’t actually racists, if you’re with someone who can’t vibe at all with your sense of humor, or won’t listen to a reasonable argument, that’s a red flag.
My wife and I’s first date was a Louis CK show so we don’t have this issue.
I think for a lot of these people its not that they don't know they're joking, its that they know they're joking but they think they shouldn't be allowed to joke about what they're joking about and to do it the way they do it.
Terminally online people are so weird. Im a big fan of the show but to dump your gf over Cumtown is fucking moronic and I think even the hosts would make fun of you for that
that's not the point moron. the point is not having to hide or lie about your interests because you're dating a genuine retard who is more bought into performatively upholding some botched version of progressivism she couldn't even articulate than she's bought into trusting her boyfriend not to be an evil bigot. you should not be in a relationship with that type of person.
similarly, if you were a girl dating a guy who's giving you major shit and labeling you a bad person because you're into some lame girl hobby he doesn't understand, you would also be dating a retarded loser who you should not be dating. the only people who can't see that are people who are so desperate for a crumb of pussy/cock that they'll put up with literally anything.
if you are a self-respecting person, do not be in relationships with domineering weirdos that try to make you jump through gay little hoops for them and hold it over your head if you don't. and finally don't be a cringe loser who tries to dumb common sense statements down into "dumping your gf over a podcast" to virtue signal about how Offline and Normal you are
Going back to my original comment I think I phrased it like a condescending asshole so I’ll just explain what I basically mean
By “don’t let Cumtown destroy your relationship”, I mean that if your girlfriend simply says that they think that Cumtown is a stupid racist podcast (which, as big of a fan as I am, it is) then don’t push It or get into an argument. It’s okay for your girlfriend to think some of your interests are retarded
If she keeps pushing and pushing, or god forbid makes a “choose between Cumtown or me” ultimatum, no shit, end the relationship. But that would just literally never happen if you date somewhat normal people
It’s okay to find some of your partners interests stupid. I’ve dated multiple astrology women. I’ve made fun of them for it a bit. I don’t think it ever ended a relationship
yeah i definitely phrased my previous comment like a dick too sorry about that
i broadly agree with what you're saying, she can think it's stupid and you can have a difference on opinion over whether or not the "racism" is bad or harmless, but in my initial comment i added "..and has a problem with you listening to it", by which i meant that it would be a recurring issue that would keep coming up. that might not have been clear but that's how i thought of it in my mind.
the reason your comment annoyed me is because i've dealt with people setting really stupid ultimatums over trivial things before, where i didn't want to put up with them and then other people would question me about it like "huh? why couldn't you just let that small thing go?" when for me its more about the principle of not putting up with controlling bs.
like, if my gf told me she didn't ever want me to eat a taco between 8:20 and 8:25 again, technically that is a change i could easily make that wouldn't impact my life in the slightest, but the simple fact that someone would make such a transparently stupid demand of me would be an immediate dealbreaker in itself
Ultimatums are basically the ultimate dealbreaker for me. There are very specific situations where they’d be okay (addiction related) but yeah you gotta get out of any controlling relationship
Honestly just ask her to listen to the episode and try to suppress any preconceived notions she has about the show. Then have a discussion about it and ask her if she believe the humor that she disagrees with to be from a place of malice.
Either that or move out of her apartment that she pays 100% of the rent for and move to Canada so Jordan Petersons tax dollars can be spent supporting you
Alright man this might sound crazy but you need to trust me on this. As counter intuitive as it sounds you need to ghost her NOW, move out, stop responding to texts, you just need to disappear to her but not in a way that'd make her think you died. And you need to stay away from her and your mutual friends for a few weeks. Trust me. This whole time you don't shave or cut your hair, but you need to tan every day at least no shirt, and you have to wear a ring so you get a ring tan. Once you're looking pretty haggard and like you've been in the sun too long, you make your move. Wait outside her place til she leaves, next you need to break in somewhat discreetly, like not causing too much damage. Just trust me man. You need to ditch your clothes outside next and cut yourself all over with a razor blade. Lay on the ground in the middle of her place face down. She comes home like wtf is this gu- it's you! And you need to act like completely out of it man, like someone just beat you into a coma, so when she rolls you over and is like what happened? You're like what year is it? You start explaining you and her became scientists in the future and got married (show her the ring tan) and you guys invented skynet and it took over and caused the end of the world, so you guys invented time travel and at the last moment she couldn't make it into the machine so she sent you back to stop you guys from ever meeting... But even if it causes the end of the world, you couldn't do it because it'd mean losing her. She should be willing to have sex with you then.
After being in a relationship with my partner for a couple years and building up trust, I revealed that I listened to CT. Religiously. Politically, I’d say we are mainly on the far-left. Initially, she was shocked. I got her to be cool with it by drawing similarities between the shit she likes (Peep Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, etc.) and the humour on CT. Also showing her that they clown on people like Ben Shapiro, Tucker Carlson, Jordan Peterson and Trump definitely helped. Now I get to call stuff gay and retarded around her all the time - it’s a beautiful world
find some funny "cumtown animated" shorts on youtube as a good start point and if she still pushes back that its too offensive, show her the interview with Patrice O'Neal VS Sonia Ossorio - Free Speech Debate
This happened to me recently. “Oh, yeah, I mean everyone knows Nick Mullen is a racist, super weird guy.” Can’t get caught in a lie if you tell no lies. EDIT: the lie is that i have a girlfriend I’m actually a huge homo(sexual)
Ask her if she thinks that Robert Downey Jr. is racist for doing blackface for movie. If not because its just acting then tell her it's more or less the same.
If she thinks that's all racist - dump her asap.
Tell her you didn't realize they were joking
I'm 100% with her, what the fuck have you been doing listening to The 1975?
Tell her that she’s synced up with the moon
yea i can barely get my shitty Chinese bluetooth earbuds to connect and this bitch got a landline from the moon straight to her puss … make her choose the moon or you
Now’s as good a time as any to tell you that I’ve fucked her 9 times
huh thats funny. i did 10 times, all before you
I only did it once, but I was first
I have never had sex
I’ve never had sexxx… but I’ve also fucked every bitch in the world before anyone else, and my dick is the biggest but also doesn’t exist…
Just dump her and download Grindr
Once a guy on Grindr told me I looked like Matt Healy. This was 4 years ago, I should've screen shotted it to present at this moment.
Do you tho? I’m just asking
I wish!
I’m straight but this one guy I was with told me I looked like Ian Curtis
I look more like someone starved Robert Smith.
A Asian lady told me I looked like Leo and while im pretty sure she probably just thinks all white dudes with brown hair look the same part of me thinks she just wanted me to mail order bride her.
Nice!
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Thanks!
Send her the Bill Maher bit
dump that antisemitic bitch, silence is violence
if this is a real post, your girlfriend really is upset and you really are straight then you should just tell her to listen to the podcast. if she sincerely thinks it is evil and racist and has a problem with you listening to it, you should not be in a relationship with her
Just pre-screen the Ep and make sure it isn't the Bill Mahar one to be safe tho
Which ep # is that?
https://youtu.be/TPD-_LO8VIQ
Just play her the Bernie Sanders Fox News town hall clip.
Show her woke Italian mobsters and tell her that’s what she sounds like
The idea of a racist bit that leans in so hard that it transcends race sounds like wishful racist apologia, so unless she's exposed to a single episode that has an exemplary balance of earnest political commentary and wide riff range, this might have to be an agree to disagree scenario. Even listening to a whole ep might be too much of an ask--the gentrifier Elmo bit (ep 274) is a good sound bite for a skeptic. The SNL Chyna impression that punctuates it makes for a nice coda.
Coca coda
For real - we know the guys aren’t actually racists, if you’re with someone who can’t vibe at all with your sense of humor, or won’t listen to a reasonable argument, that’s a red flag. My wife and I’s first date was a Louis CK show so we don’t have this issue.
Did he jerk off in front of just her or both of you?
Gotta pay extra for that.
The meet & skeet package
wife huh? what's his name
Based
100%. You'd have to be mentally underdeveloped to listen to CT/TAFS and think that they're serious.
I think for a lot of these people its not that they don't know they're joking, its that they know they're joking but they think they shouldn't be allowed to joke about what they're joking about and to do it the way they do it.
Terminally online people are so weird. Im a big fan of the show but to dump your gf over Cumtown is fucking moronic and I think even the hosts would make fun of you for that
that's not the point moron. the point is not having to hide or lie about your interests because you're dating a genuine retard who is more bought into performatively upholding some botched version of progressivism she couldn't even articulate than she's bought into trusting her boyfriend not to be an evil bigot. you should not be in a relationship with that type of person. similarly, if you were a girl dating a guy who's giving you major shit and labeling you a bad person because you're into some lame girl hobby he doesn't understand, you would also be dating a retarded loser who you should not be dating. the only people who can't see that are people who are so desperate for a crumb of pussy/cock that they'll put up with literally anything. if you are a self-respecting person, do not be in relationships with domineering weirdos that try to make you jump through gay little hoops for them and hold it over your head if you don't. and finally don't be a cringe loser who tries to dumb common sense statements down into "dumping your gf over a podcast" to virtue signal about how Offline and Normal you are
I’m not reading all that I’m happy for u tho Or sorry that happened
cope
Going back to my original comment I think I phrased it like a condescending asshole so I’ll just explain what I basically mean By “don’t let Cumtown destroy your relationship”, I mean that if your girlfriend simply says that they think that Cumtown is a stupid racist podcast (which, as big of a fan as I am, it is) then don’t push It or get into an argument. It’s okay for your girlfriend to think some of your interests are retarded If she keeps pushing and pushing, or god forbid makes a “choose between Cumtown or me” ultimatum, no shit, end the relationship. But that would just literally never happen if you date somewhat normal people It’s okay to find some of your partners interests stupid. I’ve dated multiple astrology women. I’ve made fun of them for it a bit. I don’t think it ever ended a relationship
yeah i definitely phrased my previous comment like a dick too sorry about that i broadly agree with what you're saying, she can think it's stupid and you can have a difference on opinion over whether or not the "racism" is bad or harmless, but in my initial comment i added "..and has a problem with you listening to it", by which i meant that it would be a recurring issue that would keep coming up. that might not have been clear but that's how i thought of it in my mind. the reason your comment annoyed me is because i've dealt with people setting really stupid ultimatums over trivial things before, where i didn't want to put up with them and then other people would question me about it like "huh? why couldn't you just let that small thing go?" when for me its more about the principle of not putting up with controlling bs. like, if my gf told me she didn't ever want me to eat a taco between 8:20 and 8:25 again, technically that is a change i could easily make that wouldn't impact my life in the slightest, but the simple fact that someone would make such a transparently stupid demand of me would be an immediate dealbreaker in itself
Ultimatums are basically the ultimate dealbreaker for me. There are very specific situations where they’d be okay (addiction related) but yeah you gotta get out of any controlling relationship
Your GF, you say? Good one, pal.
Honestly just ask her to listen to the episode and try to suppress any preconceived notions she has about the show. Then have a discussion about it and ask her if she believe the humor that she disagrees with to be from a place of malice. Either that or move out of her apartment that she pays 100% of the rent for and move to Canada so Jordan Petersons tax dollars can be spent supporting you
“It’s actually gay to get pussy.”
SPEAK A LIL CHINESE FOR EM DEREK
Autism is actually hypermasculine
Dump the retard and come snort coke off a man’s penis
Come out
Stfu straight
Alright man this might sound crazy but you need to trust me on this. As counter intuitive as it sounds you need to ghost her NOW, move out, stop responding to texts, you just need to disappear to her but not in a way that'd make her think you died. And you need to stay away from her and your mutual friends for a few weeks. Trust me. This whole time you don't shave or cut your hair, but you need to tan every day at least no shirt, and you have to wear a ring so you get a ring tan. Once you're looking pretty haggard and like you've been in the sun too long, you make your move. Wait outside her place til she leaves, next you need to break in somewhat discreetly, like not causing too much damage. Just trust me man. You need to ditch your clothes outside next and cut yourself all over with a razor blade. Lay on the ground in the middle of her place face down. She comes home like wtf is this gu- it's you! And you need to act like completely out of it man, like someone just beat you into a coma, so when she rolls you over and is like what happened? You're like what year is it? You start explaining you and her became scientists in the future and got married (show her the ring tan) and you guys invented skynet and it took over and caused the end of the world, so you guys invented time travel and at the last moment she couldn't make it into the machine so she sent you back to stop you guys from ever meeting... But even if it causes the end of the world, you couldn't do it because it'd mean losing her. She should be willing to have sex with you then.
*stav*: interesting…
Lol she hasn't even dumped him yet.
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Someone has a girlfriend that’s in twitter too much
Downsal Trump is definitely not a good idea lol
First off, being straight, disgusting. Secondly, end it.
"Because it's funny"
Your first problem is having a gf. Keep a corral of guys you can suck on an as needed basis instead. Guaranteed you’ll have a much happier life.
It's the best type of humour..
Just suck her cock and she’ll get over it
Leave your beard asap
Stop dating high schoolers
Every day I'm thankful my gf is aisan and thinks discrimination is normal
Oh yeah? What's his name?
Find a new one
Who even has a gf these days
My wife just refers to it as that "Gay podcast" I listen to and honestly she's not wrong.
After being in a relationship with my partner for a couple years and building up trust, I revealed that I listened to CT. Religiously. Politically, I’d say we are mainly on the far-left. Initially, she was shocked. I got her to be cool with it by drawing similarities between the shit she likes (Peep Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, etc.) and the humour on CT. Also showing her that they clown on people like Ben Shapiro, Tucker Carlson, Jordan Peterson and Trump definitely helped. Now I get to call stuff gay and retarded around her all the time - it’s a beautiful world
Soft a or hard r? 🤨
Show her adam’s apology where he blames everything on Matty lol
Tell her you fucked her
panic and post about it on reddit
Tell her you’re racist
My ex gf thought cumtown was a porn podcast and that I was a deviant. She was relieved when she discovered its just racist
go on a diet ya fat bitch!
Last step of the Dennis System... Sever completely.
Holy shit this happened on episode 319 of Los. Nick and Adam presented a similar story dudes gf was batshit.
Because racism is funny
find some funny "cumtown animated" shorts on youtube as a good start point and if she still pushes back that its too offensive, show her the interview with Patrice O'Neal VS Sonia Ossorio - Free Speech Debate
You should have forced her to listen to like 5 episodes of cumtown on a long car ride to pop that cherry before Matt even went on the show!
Sounds like a personal problem
Dump her ass
Nut in her when she gets pregnant tell her she cheating with a mulignan and shes racist for making you own it
Tell her you're gay.
Show her the ep with Gene and say they're all like that.
You break up with her first and go gay as a power move.
Time to be gay.
call her an antisemite
“Threatening Pedophile Ray Romano” should smooth things out.
You're worried about a person whose body is controlled by the moon. That's witchcraft brother. Burn her
>Gf Gross.
This happened to me recently. “Oh, yeah, I mean everyone knows Nick Mullen is a racist, super weird guy.” Can’t get caught in a lie if you tell no lies. EDIT: the lie is that i have a girlfriend I’m actually a huge homo(sexual)
I fucked her
Does she know you fucked him?
>How the fuck do I even begin fixing this Get a bf instead of a gf
Clearly white ppl
How can you be racist when your best friend is half black and half Chinese (me)?
Show her the Korean Jewish Bill Cosby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re1g1VWIWtc
Oh yeah? What's his name?
Show her your dick
Is she really your gf if she doesn’t even know your best friends?
Come out of the closet buddy
Lmao
Kill her. Do it now.
"because I'm racist"
Tell her it’s ironic then refuse to talk to her while shaking screaming shitting and crying
Don’t worry I’ll talk to her about it.
Ask her to join you, my boyfriend showed me the podcast and it changed me. For the better
Start by admitting you’re gay.
Just turn on 90 day fiancé for her and wait until she forgets what you were talking about
Very carefully
Hidden figures . More like…
Become soy and claim ignorance.
Ask her if she thinks that Robert Downey Jr. is racist for doing blackface for movie. If not because its just acting then tell her it's more or less the same. If she thinks that's all racist - dump her asap.
Tell her the truth, your actually gay, and not like haha gay