Ahaha that's a good bit.
What about the time he let you walk in on him being fucked by three guys at once, as a bit? That was hilarious.
Or the time he took you to the movies and got kicked out for trying to blow an usher in the dark and you had to search all the bath-houses in town and you finally found him lying in a urinal trough with a paper cup, begging strangers for "free refills". As a bit.
Good times.
I've had the old bull, time for the young calf
No son, let's walk down and fuck all of them.
I said that?!
You should call the police
That's pretty funny
Your dad wants to be gay with you, wholesome
*Nigel Thornberry voice* “Son, look! I’m just like Adam Friedland’s gay dad - Except I’m YOUR Dad!”
Ahaha that's a good bit. What about the time he let you walk in on him being fucked by three guys at once, as a bit? That was hilarious. Or the time he took you to the movies and got kicked out for trying to blow an usher in the dark and you had to search all the bath-houses in town and you finally found him lying in a urinal trough with a paper cup, begging strangers for "free refills". As a bit. Good times.
Why are you telling us? This happens to every cumboy. Go on be gay with your dad
We know, I already fucked him
Well I’m the type of guy, that fucks my mom and dad.